#taeyang fake texts

[slytherinshua]

TEXTS WITH BF!SF9 MAKNAE LINE

genre. fluff. fake texts. warnings. kissing mention (taeyang and chani). light profanity in chani's. mention of marriage in taeyang's. pairing. sf9 maknae line x fem!reader (separate). wc. n/a. request. no. a/n. lowkey giggled i think tae's are my fav sdkjskd

TAEYANG:

HWIYOUNG:

CHANI:

↳ sf9 taglist: @eternalgyu,, @weird-bookworm,, @kangtaehyunzzz

[zeroseuniverse]

P1HARMONY Reaction: You Falling Asleep on Their Shoulder

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Keeho

“Wait, are you—?” Keeho is the last person to be caught off guard by something, but when you fall asleep on his shoulder, he freezes up. He doesn’t want to move or disturb you, so he stays completely still, holding his breath like he’s trying to play a game of statue. The first few minutes, he’s unsure what to do—“Should I move? I don't want to wake them up… but I really need to stretch…” Eventually, he just sighs, softly smiles, and relaxes, feeling a weird mix of warmth and embarrassment. “This is kinda nice…” He secretly loves it, but he's not about to tell you that. When you wake up, he’ll act super casual, but he’s definitely a little extra protective now.

Theo

“...Wow.” Theo is surprisingly calm about the whole thing. He’s used to being the cool and composed type, but with you falling asleep on him, he softens almost immediately. He adjusts his posture so you’re more comfortable and starts gently playing with your hair without realizing it. Theo gets a little too comfortable, too. “I didn’t know this could feel so nice…” He whispers it to himself. When you wake up, he smiles softly, trying to act like it’s no big deal, but you can see the faint blush on his cheeks. “Good nap?”

Jiung

“Oh my god, you're so cute.” Jiung is definitely caught off guard, but he can’t help but think you’re adorable. The moment your head hits his shoulder, he lets out a soft laugh and adjusts his arm around you so you don’t slip off. He might even gently nudge you to see if you’re still asleep, just so he can admire how peaceful you look. He tries to act cool, but the boy is blushing like mad. Jiung will take pictures if he thinks you won’t notice, but only for memories (totally not to have a photo of his crush asleep on him). When you wake up, he’ll be all flustered, trying to play it off like it’s no big deal, but his smile gives him away.

Intak

“Uh… are you seriously asleep on me right now?” At first, Intak is like, “What in the world?!” He’s not expecting you to just knock out on his shoulder, and he panics a little at first, trying not to move too much. He does his best to stay still, but then he can’t help but gently smile, feeling that protective instinct kick in. He might start quietly singing or humming to keep you asleep longer, just because it’s such a soft moment. When you wake up, he’s acting like it’s no big deal, but his face is completely red. “Did you sleep well?” He’s secretly happy, though.

Soul

“…Tch.” Soul is chill as always, but when you fall asleep on his shoulder, he doesn’t know how to feel. His first instinct is to look at you for a long time—he’s not embarrassed, but he’s definitely a little more aware of you than usual. After a few minutes of thinking, he just lets it happen, wrapping an arm around you so you don’t fall off his shoulder. Soul is super protective, though, so expect him to keep an eye on everyone else around you, making sure no one disturbs your peaceful sleep. If you wake up to him looking at you, he’ll act aloof, but there’s no mistaking the softness in his eyes. “You’re fine. Go back to sleep.”

Jongseob

“…Did you just fall asleep on me? Seriously?” Jongseob is too sweet for his own good. The second your head hits his shoulder, he’s completely flustered, trying not to freak out but also wanting to make sure you’re comfortable. He keeps glancing at you, unsure whether he should move or let you sleep. He’ll probably be softly smiling the whole time, totally enjoying the moment, even though he’s too shy to show it. When you wake up, expect a mildly flustered Jongseob, scratching the back of his head and trying to act like everything is fine. “Did you sleep okay? I, uh, didn’t know what to do… so I just stayed still.”

[blue-jisungs]

aaah hello axe <3 reqs are finally open, and the intak texts are so cute !! it made me giggle like a school girl 😭💘 may i request bf theo texts please? thank you so much and have a great day ! mwah (´▽`ʃ♡ƪ)

texts with bf theo

# author’s note … hi anon!! i’m very happy you liked the intak texts hehe <3 i hope you have a wonderful day as well 🫂

masterlist <3

taglist. @primoppang ,, @laylasbunbunny ,, @slytherinshua ,, @planetkiimchi ,, @weird-bookworm ,,

@mon2sunjinsuver ,, @litepowee

[missgdragon]

„SHE’S BUSY” ~ BB TEXTS

❁ summary: pranking your bigbang boyfriend with „she’s busy” text

❁ starring: gdragon, t.o.p, daesung, taeyang

❁ warnings: none

❁ a/n: hi! this is my first text fic here so please be patient with me. let me know what you think🫶🏻

🎧requests are open🎧

🚨ENGLISH IS NOT MY FIRST LANGUAGE🚨

@missgdragon - please don’t copy or rewrite my works on any other app, this is my original work

[nightbeforethend]

asking them for a picture // p1harmony

a/n: WE’VE UNLOCKED A NEW GROUP Y’ALL!! Granted I’m only ever writing for the oldest four if it’s sfw and the oldest three if it’s nsfw so sorry to the soul/jongseob lovers but still, WE’RE MAKING MOVES!

warning(s): swearing, very unserious mention of death

[incorrectp1h]

Theo: i only feel one emotion, and it's anger

Keeho: last night you drunk texted everyone of us a thousand heart emojis

Theo: out of anger

[angelsouli]

HAIII it’s me again

can i please ask u for theo bf texts.. i’m missing him so bad today ㅠㅠ

- 🍓 anon!

hello my beloved🍓. Thanks so much for thr requesttt I totally know what you mean when u say u miss him omg.. felt like that for months after seeing p1h livee:(. Sorry if this is short, just wanted to answer you asap!

More under the cutt

I totally see tae as such a generous, gift giving bf. I hope u enjoyed thissss ty for reading !🤩

[memorabxlia]

ᰋ﹚﹒P1HARMONY LIBRARY !

fluff (🦋), angst (‼️), suggestive (💋), smut (❤️‍🔥), crack/humor (✨), hurt/comfort (❤️‍🩹), triggering topics (📍), smau (📱), drabbles (🎧), headcanons (🌀)

˚₊‧ Theo ﹔℘๋࣭ ⭑

Dirty Santa | ❤️‍🔥 [1.5k] ─ the two of you lose yourselves in an unforgettable, fiery holiday moment filled with love, laughter, and intense pleasure.

˚₊‧ Keeho ﹔℘๋࣭ ⭑

Wrapping Disaster | 🦋 [1.1k] ─ “If that’s your best job at wrapping, I’d say Santa needs to hire some new elves.”

˚₊‧ Jiung ﹔℘๋࣭ ⭑

nothing here yet !

˚₊‧ Intak ﹔℘๋࣭ ⭑

nothing here yet !

˚₊‧ Soul ﹔℘๋࣭ ⭑

nothing here yet !

˚₊‧ Jongseob ﹔℘๋࣭ ⭑

nothing here yet !

˚₊‧ OT6 INDEX ﹔℘๋࣭ ⭑

nothing here yet !

[zeroses-world]

Case File: Welcome To

P1harmony Reactions

Their Crush confessing first  You Falling Asleep On Their Shoulder

[snwusberry]

pairing: theo x black!reader

genre: fluff, crack

warning(s): none...

[slytherinshua]

　　　sf9 masterlist ⟡₊ ⊹

⋆˙⟡ = author's pick !

　　　　inseong

home with you

genre: fluff. inseong as a dad. | wc: 1.1k.

　　　　youngbin

nothing yet . . .

　　　　jaeyoon

nothing yet . . .

　　　　sanghyuk

cherry blossoms and amber wood ⋆˙⟡

genre: fluff. | wc: 1.1k.

　　　　juho

hold me tight ⋆˙⟡

genre: fluff. | wc: 2.6k.

　　　　seokwoo

nothing yet . . .

　　　　taeyang

nothing yet . . .

　　　　youngkyun

your distracting kiss ⋆˙⟡

genre: fluff. | wc: 948.

airbag can't save us ⋆˙⟡

genre: angst. breakup. | wc: 1.1k.

(don't) hang up

genre: fluff. | wc: 644.

　　　　chanhee

nothing yet . . .

　　　　other

texts with bf!maknae line

genre: fluff. fake texts.

[zeroseuniverse]

P1HARMONY Reaction: Their Crush Confessing First

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Keeho

“Wait. Pause. You—what?” Keeho is loud and dramatic, so expect a full reaction with exaggerated gasps, wide eyes, and a moment of him just staring at you, processing. He’ll probably ask you to repeat it at least twice just to make sure he heard you right. Then, the teasing kicks in. “You like me? Like me, like me?” He’s grinning like an idiot, but if you look closely, his ears are bright red. After he collects himself, he says something unexpectedly soft—“Took you long enough, I was starting to think I was imagining all of this.”

Theo

“Oh… wow. You’re serious?” Theo is stunned into silence, which is rare for him. His natural instinct is to be smooth and confident, but when it’s you? He short-circuits. He might chuckle awkwardly, scratching the back of his neck before breaking into a slow, shy smile. “That’s… really good to hear.” His voice drops an octave, and he looks at you so intently that your heart skips a beat. When he finally pulls you into a hug, he murmurs, “I was hoping you’d say that.”

Jiung

“Are you messing with me right now?” Jiung is usually confident, but your confession catches him completely off guard. He half-laughs, half-panics because he genuinely can’t believe this is happening. He’s blushing like crazy but trying to play it cool. “You’re not just saying this for fun, right? Because my heart is kinda—” He gestures vaguely, as if his brain-to-mouth filter has disappeared. The moment you reassure him, he breaks into the biggest, happiest grin and immediately pulls you into a playful hug, lifting you off the ground. “This is the best day of my life.”

Intak

“No way. Say it again.” Intak’s whole world stops the second you confess. He stares at you, blinking rapidly before breaking into the biggest, brightest smile you've ever seen. Then he teases you relentlessly—“You’re really into me, huh?”—but it’s obvious he’s giddy inside. He can’t stop grinning, his dimples on full display, and he keeps replaying your words in his head. “This is crazy. I was literally just about to confess to you.” He says it so casually, like it was inevitable for you two to end up together.

Soul

“…Hmm.” Soul doesn’t react immediately. He just blinks at you, tilting his head slightly as if he’s processing your words like an AI. You might even start to panic a little—until he suddenly smirks. “I knew it.” That’s all he says. This man is unreadable, but if you pay attention, you’ll see the way his fingers fidget slightly, or how his usual indifferent expression softens just a little. Later, when you’re not expecting it, he casually reaches for your hand and holds onto it like it’s the most natural thing in the world.

Jongseob

“…What?” Jongseob freezes. Absolutely freezes. His brain goes into full system reboot mode, and he just stands there, staring at you. “You—like me? As in… you actually mean it?” He sounds genuinely confused, as if the concept of you liking him is beyond his comprehension. Once he realizes you’re serious, his ears turn bright red, and he lets out the tiniest nervous laugh. He tries to act chill but fails miserably. “That’s cool. That’s… really cool. I’m… cool.” (He is NOT cool.) Expect him to walk into a wall five minutes later because he’s still thinking about your confession.

[missgdragon]

SURPRISE ~ BB TEXTS

❁ summary: your bigbang boyfriend wanted to surprise you

❁ starring: gdragon, t.o.p, daesung, taeyang

❁ warnings: none

❁ a/n: another text fix is here! hope you’ll enjoy it🩷

🎧requests are open🎧

🚨ENGLISH IS NOT MY FIRST LANGUAGE🚨

@missgdragon - please don’t copy or rewrite my works on any other app, this is my original work

[sf9probablysaidthat]

Taeyang: Not to be weird, but I would hand knit and entire blanket for Hwiyoung. And a scarf. And a matching sweater.

Chani: That... is very weird.

Taeyang: Is it?

Taeyang, sadly: I already finished the blanket

[incorrectp1h]

At the hospital:

Theo: i'm jiung's emergency contact

Nurse: so, you're here to pick him up?

Theo: i'm here to be removed as his emergency contact

[99liners]

bigbang reaction to : playing what’s in the box;

concept : bigbang members play “what’s in the box” and the guys have mischievously put the member’s s/o’s lingerie in the box.

kwon jiyong (g-dragon / gd) :

honestly he’s so bored, he’d play any game so when the members suggested this, he agreed. a bit reluctant but he gave it a go anyways. 

when he pulled out your bra from the box taeyang was holding, he was confused. you forget your lingerie back in their dorm often and he doesn’t really mind with it lying around. gives him the opportunity to be smug about it when the members complain about it. so, naturally he didn’t get why this particular was funny or embarrassing.

“did she give it you guys? i don’t get it?”

choi seung-hyun (t.o.p) :

getting him to do anything is a huge task. HUGE task. he is always lazing around, hell he wouldn’t even dance during live performances if he isn’t feeling like dancing. it took jiyong himself to convince him to play cause seunghyun of course couldn’t say no to the leader.

he’s been so bored without a comeback near, the moment he felt the material of your panties he start chuckling.

“oh yeaaaah. just what i needed, i was actually looking for this.” (to masturbat-)

dong youngbae (taeyang) : (listen,,, ask hyorin okay)’

he didn’t really care for the game and casually said yes to the members to playing.

on pulling out your panties from the box he looked at his members with disbelief. ‘were they teenagers on a school night?’

“guys, seriously? i’m a grown ass married man!”

kang daesung :

the most excited to play. he said yes at once and couldn’t stop asking what’s going to be inside.

on pulling out your bra, he burst out laughing at once and shook his head as if defeated.

“you guys got me this time.”

a.n: i do not write for seungri anymore. i don’t care if people think he’s innocent or he’s guilty. i chose to not write for him. rest, reading this is your choice to make.

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