#tEEHEE GIGGLING LIKE A MANIAC

[monochromatic-ahhhh]

"How will you sleep at night?"

[yelenapines]

would it not be absolutely foul if i made an edit to you get me so high about maes' death through roy's pov but ESPECIALLY the "used to stick together, you're my best friend i'll love you forever" part cause i think itd be extremely FUCKED

[sh1-n0bu]

Is this about me telling you not to be rough or something

I don't know how to reblog lmao

lmao ye ye its that one convo from yesterday

[oh-no-its-bird]

Special edition Christmas fic where genin aged team 7 decide hatch their newest plot to see Kakashi's face: using mistletoe

Because if they trap him under it with someone, he'll surely have to take his mask off to give them a kiss! ...Right?

(Sasuke thinks this is fucking stupid)

The entire thing is just a fucking slapstick comedy as Kakashi goes "what's the funniest way I can go along with this." And decides he will in fact lower his mask and give a kiss to everyone the kids corner him with. But only when they look away / blink / their view is obstructed

The kids are chasing him around with a string on a stick w mistletoe tied to the end of it, and every time they miss seeing the kiss (and his face) hey scream even louder

Reactions range from "???!?????!?!??????" (Iruka) to straight up passing out (Gai) to laughing hysterically with a bright red face (Kurenai) to just sort of freezing up like a deer in headlights (Asuma)

Kakashi, having way too much fun, makes a shadow clone to pull the Sukea thing again. And the kids get "Sukea" on board, thinking he can take a photo the second Kakashi pulls his mask down for a smooch. Kakashi has WAY too much fun, essentially role-playing with himself and swooning dramatically. Then, at the end, Sukea goes, "Oh no the camera's memory card is gone, Kakashi must have stolen it :((" and the kids all scream in agony

They try to get him to describe Kakashi's face and Sukea gets all coy and goes "umm... its kind of... indescribable?"

(They get another person to try to snap a photo of him but they turn out to be a freezer so they don't take the picture. When the kids harass them ab it they just giggle a little maniacally ab his face)

This does escalate to doing this shit w enemy nin btw. Funniest option is obviously Tobi but I'm also raising u a really freaked the fuck out Itachi looking like an angry, surprised cat after Kakashi gives him a peck on the cheek (Sasuke is gonna fucking KILL HIMSELF)

Obito gets the full makeout session bc its funniest.

He shows up looking for a dramatic fight but like halfway through his villain speech, team 7 dangles the mistletoe over him, and he's so thrown off guard he just kinda "???? excuse me I'm kind of in the middle of—"

Kakashi, who is a) in too deep to stop the bit now, and b) recognizes a good way to throw off an enemy, fucking launches himself at him, pushes Tobi's mask up just enough to kiss, and starts to make out w him

His back is turned to the kids and they're all scrambling to try to catch a single glimpse, but he keeps his back to them as they scream and run around (thus prolonging the kiss)

Kakashi is totally checked out of the actual kiss, this is all fun and games to him. Obito is having a fucking religious experience wrapped in a manic episode flavored internal breakdown topped off with a very loud high pitched kettle noise that may or may not be confined to his brain

This lasts for like a solid minute before Kakashi releases him and readjust his mask, pats him on the shoulder and goes "sorry about that teehee"

Obito just kinda 🧍‍♀️ and they stare at eachother for another solid minute as team 7 screams and cries and throws up in the bg

Kakashi, seeing the opportunity to leave and avoid what was for sure going to be a potentially devistating fight: "cool. So, anyways. Bye lmao." And runs for it w his students

Obito is left tanding still as a statue in the middle of the clearing. After like 20 seconds alone he starts hyperventilating.

Merry Christmas everybody 👍

[squinch-depraved]

Giggly sex? Maybe with schlatt?

yayaya combining this with another ask from @manticore-fangs because i thought they'd go well together hope you two don't mind sharing :3 starts sweet and ends spicy teehee

schlatt kissed your temple as you smiled, the echo of your laughter fading away and leaving you two in what would be silence if it weren't for your favorite cartoon playing quietly on the tv. the two of you had had a fantastic day together, leaving you giddy and nearly drunk off his touch. he loved when he got to spend this much time with you, you were both busy people so it was rare you both had a full free day line up, but here you were.

he joked, quipping lines timed perfectly to elicit laughs from you, and kissed you all over until you were giggling uncontrollably. schlatt loved your laugh, it always cheered him up and he never felt like a joke or bit was successful until he heard your distinctive snort, followed by your maniacal cackle.

but tonight, you were soft for him. putty in his hands, only giggles, none of your usual shrieking or howling. he kept trying to make you break, poking and prodding you at an increasingly rough pace before transitioning into tickling you. a grin broke out on his face when you finally cracked. your frantic, hiccuping laugh as you begged him to stop drew out his own crazed cackle, and he ceased tickling you.

"finally, doll," he chuckled after you had both caught your breath. "just wanted to hear your real laugh."

"it's always my real laugh," you replied, smiling as you swatted at him playfully.

"no, i know, it's just.. i like that laugh. the one that makes you sound insane. i have to earn it, but you always sound so happy." he stares down at you, positioned in between your legs from how he was laying on your chest earlier in the evening.

your face flushed when he slid his hand up your bare thigh under your dress. the two of you had worn relatively comfortable clothes for your date, and he had specifically requested you wear a simple dress so he could access you with ease. once his hand reached your panties, he hooked one finger into their waistband and pulled them off you in one swift motion. pussy laid bare to him, his eyes left your face and watched as his fingers swiped over your wet slit.

"ohh, god, j," you laughed nervously when he began tracing figure eights into your clit. "you make me so dizzy..."

he looked down at you lovingly. "i know, toots. keep makin' those pretty noises for me, huh? love to hear you all stupid just from my touch."

you giggled, spreading your legs wider. "in me, j," you asked through moans. he obliged and inserted his middle finger, pumping it into you and curling it to make you cry out more.

"not enough," you protested after a bit. "need your cock." you grabbed at his lower half and giggled once more when you noticed him gawking at you. "what??"

he shook his head as if coming out of a daze and pushed you back down before standing up to strip all his clothes off. you mirrored him, slipping your dress up and over your head along with your bra. when you laid back down and eagerly looked up at him, legs spread as if displaying yourself for his pleasure, he pumped his shaft in his hand a few times before climbing on top of you and slotting your legs over his shoulders.

"oh- oh! is this how we're doing it tonight?" you laughed again, unsure of what your boyfriend wanted. "just gonna bend me 'til i break?" you said it with a loving smile, but he snickered and made piercing eye contact.

"that's the plan, doll," he said with unsettling confidence. "this is me startin' out nice." with that, he pushed himself into you, inch after delicious inch filling your hole. you whined after a moment of stillness, having adjusted to his size, and he began pounding you. the sound of skin slapping was accompanied by lewd moans and grunts, overshadowing the intro to yet another episode of the long-forgotten cartoon.

you yelped and giggled when he smacked your ass and bent you even further back. "feels really good, baby," you cooed, oblivious to the fact that you were only halfway into the position he was aiming for.

"i know," he assured you, letting you enjoy it a moment longer before fully shifting to be on top, moving your legs, pinning you down, and drilling his hips down into you.

you screeched, dug your freshly done nails that he had picked out into his back, and rambled incoherently about how good he was fucking you. the weight of him holding you down like this rendered you defenseless as he impaled you again and again on his thick cock, and he had a perfect view of your face tearing up. you were still laughing somehow, high off the infinite pleasure he was giving you, except now you weren't in control of it at all. giggling as you sobbed from your approaching orgasm, you tried your best to communicate you were going to cum but if he understood, schlatt didn't say anything.

he only reacted with a, "jesus," when you squirted all over him, making a mess on his expensive couch. you were still laughing, voice shaky and lustful as he continued to jackhammer you.

"pl- aaah! please, j! 's too good!" you wept.

"what the fuck did i do to you to make you cry like this?" he spat down at you. "my dick just that good? huh?" his hips were speeding up and he dug his nails into your skin, determined to leave some kind of mark.

"y-yes, baby, so good!" you wailed.

he growled and continued chasing his high, mumbling a, "close!" before his hips stuttered and he thrust down into you far more forcefully than he had all night. he continued to fuck you, staring down at the pearly white liquid coating his shaft after it pumped in and out, and finally pulled away when you tapped his arm tiredly.

schlatt flopped onto another couch cushion, waving his hand when you went to get up in an attempt to prevent his seed from spilling out of you and onto the couch. "you already squirted all over it, i have to get it cleaned anyway. stay comfy," he said. "ya fuckin' whore."

[xoxopuffsz]

Ayo your stuff are so good, they give me more delulu but I can't complain 😩 honestly, I've been thinking for a long time about Floyd Leech himself just fucking reader on one of mostro lounges couches when no one is around, since it gives him the kick. This bastard is probably often horny change my mind.

Sorry Azul, I don't feel ashamed for doing it on YOUR couch of YOUR workplace while YOUR probably in the next room while YOUR friend and coworker gives me the time of my life💅

AN: teehee pookie bear yk yall always give me the freaky ones but this one is just perfect 🤭 and Azul’s pretty and all, but Floyd is just mm mmm MMM 😼 enjoy !!!! this is a f!reader fyi, if u want male, tell me!

you sit on one of the mostró lounge’s couches with a sigh, you agreed to help the Leech brothers with the cafe, but the moment Azul pulled out a paper for you to sign, you knew it was a bad idea. Of course, in all your ego, you decided against the little voice in your head that you’d help them, and holy shit was is tiring. You turn over to your side, seeing as Floyd approaches you. “Hey little shrimpy,” He says in a passive voice, he seems to he over worked as well. “How ya holding up?” He asks, sitting beside you. “I’m okay, thanks for asking, but I can’t seem to fall asleep or anything, I gotta lose some more energy.” You tell him, you have to lose the remaining bolts of energy coursing through your body.

He’s on top of you now.

“I have a solution for that.”

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“faster..” you tell him, you feel it deep in your stomach, the urge for the tip of his cock to touch your cervix. “deeper!” you whine out, your mind in-between your thighs and hole, surrounded by heat and lust. “Give it time little shrimpy, this little hole is a bit too tight today..” he lets out a giggle, this maniac.. this.. pleasure causing maniac who’s ramming his hips into yours, oh so good is all that fills your mind. Juices covering your cunt and his member in a surprising amount, so good, so deep, and he groans gutturally with the way your warm and sticky walls press onto him.

“Hitting my limit.. hitting.. my limit..” he whispers out through gritted teeth, your moans and whines for him to go faster is music to his ears, hitting the finish mark with a final thrust as your walls go from pink to white from his cum.

“Azul’s gonna get on our ass if we don’t clean the couch.” He laughs.

a/n: hey guys, sorry for leaving for like 3 months i was lazy to write things 🔥 anyways im BACK and i got horny (and my bf cant always text me so like) i got one question chat id this w or L rizz chat 😼

[enoe-of-noen]

Merry Christmas!! 🎄🎄

Redraw of last year!!

Last Christmas With You

Beelzebub x Neoni (my mc)

Neoni yelped as a snowball hit their head, falling face first into the ground. Beelzebub crouched to their height and lent them a hand. “You okay, Neoni?”

“Sorry!” Mammon’s voice called out before maniacal cackles could be heard and the several thumps of snow hitting faces. “I’m fine..” Neoni groaned, taking Beelzebub’s help. “Thanks,” they grinned. Beelzebub smiled back and squeezed their hand.

“Do you want to go inside and have some hot chocolate? I smell Simeon and Luke brewing up a pot.” He chuckled, already taking the steps towards the house of lamentation. Neoni looked at Beelzebub fondly, following in stride.

Entering into the dining room, the pair was greeted by Diavolo, Lucifer, and Solomon. Neoni raised a brow with a smirk, “didn’t you promise to cook your special dessert?” Solomon pouted, looking away as he drank from his cup. “I did. However, Luke had screamed at me to get out as Barbatos escorted me out.”

Lucifer sighed and Diavolo let out a laugh. “Neoni?” Luke’s voice exclaimed from the kitchen as his footsteps pattered to the group. “We made this especially for you!” He handed them a cup with a huge smile. Simeon and Barbatos followed suit, a few plates in hand. “Ah, Beelzebub, would you like a cup as well?” Barbatos offered, making Beelzebub’s eyes sparkle. “Of course,” he nodded enthusiastically. Barbatos set the dishes down and returned to the kitchen.

“Ah Simeon, let me help.” Neoni took a large plate from Simeon and placing it in the center of the long table. “Thank you, Neoni.” He smiled. “How’s the hot chocolate, Neoni?” Luke pulled at their jacket, his eyes wide. Neoni pat his head, “delicious as always.”

Beelzebub held his cup gently as Barbatos handed him his mug. Neoni looked around the room and sighed happily, sipping from his mug. “I’ll check on those outside. Want to join me, Luke?” Neoni asked as they finished their hot chocolate. Luke beamed and sped to get his jacket, “yeah!” “Make sure he doesn’t get too hard by the snow, Neoni,” Simeon pleaded with a smile.

“You have my word,” Neoni saluted and walked off. Luke held Neoni’s hand as they entered the front yard. The battlefield was ridden with fallen snowmen and snow piles. “Come here, you flea brain!” Leviathan cried as Mammon zoomed past the two. “I’M SORRY LEVI, I PROMISE TO REPAY I PROMISE!” “LIAR!”

“Ambush!” Satan held a snowball in each hand as his tail kept multiple close. Mammon shrieked as he was pummelled by snowballs. Luke moved closer to Neoni as a snowball flew right above his head. “Wha- ASMODEUS!” As if on cue, Asmodeus popped up from behind a snow pile and struck a silly pose. He had a hand to his head and tongue out as he winked. “Teehee, sorry, I was aiming for Neoni!” Luke grumbled and clutched onto Neoni’s jacket tightly.

“Sorry, sorry!” Asmodeus giggled, already preparing another snowball. “Hold on, where’s Belphie-” Neoni got smacked right in the forehead and flopped backwards. “NEONI!!” Luke screeched. Neoni groaned as they looked above them and saw Belphie buried in snow and snoring the evening away. They clicked their tongue and sat up.

“I’m fine, Luke,” they smiled reassuringly. Another shriek was heard as the trio from before hammered Asmodeus with an arsenal of snowballs. “I SURRENDER, I SURRENDER!!” Neoni snickered, standing back to their feet. “Food’s ready, by the way.” They dusted themselves off, comforting Luke. “C-can we go back inside?” Luke peered up at them.

“Of course. Come on, guys!” Neoni commanded as they led Luke. “Dig in!” The sounds of silverware and food echoed through the house, creating a soft and comforting aura. It felt warm inside.

Suddenly, reality dawned on Neoni. “Oh…right.” They mumbled to themselves, holding back tears. Their smile slightly faltered, catching many of those around the table’s eyes. “Neoni?” Beelzebub said through stuffed cheeks. “Oh, s-sorry, Bb. Uhm, how’s the food?”

The evening passed, the guests of HOL leaving to go back home. “I hope Mephisto, Raph, and Thirteen can come next year.” Beelzebub murmured as Neoni laid on his stomach. They silently snuggled against him, closing their eyes and letting their mind roam.

“Next year…will I even be here next year..? Right..I’m leaving soon. Never to return..this was meant to be our last celebration before I left for good.” They looked up to Beelzebub’s face, ever peaceful. “Nah…I won’t mention it.”

“Yeah…I hope so too.” They snuggled in closer, letting sleep drape over them. “Oh, wait aren’t you-“ Beelzebub looked down to their sleeping face, softly snoring. He frowned softly, patting their head. “…it can wait.” He kissed their hair and relaxed.

[hamandswisscroissant]

Pawn- Draco Malfoy X Reader (ch 2)

Fandom: Harry Potter

Summary: Ava Lestrange is the unfortunate daughter of Bellatrix and Voldemort and spent the first 16 years of her life dissociated from her reality. Now she is being used by her father to both aid Draco in his mission, and report back any interesting information she gathers on their enemies. What will Draco do when he finds out that not only does she loath her father's politics, but he's also falling in love with her?

Note: teehee

wc: 3,753

EXOTIC

Draco

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Draco wanted to kiss Blaise for whatever exotic strain he had brought this time. Inhaling the almost yellow smoke felt euphoric, and he could feel a lot of his tension melt away. Something felt strange, though. Draco looked up and saw what was watching him. Ava. She was smiling wider than he thought she would ever be capable of and seeing her sprawled out with Daphne and Pansy, who he considered sisters, felt bittersweet. A small part of him was sorry for Lestrange, and glad to see her happy for probably the first time in her life, but a much bigger, destructive portion of him despised her. She was polluting his family, his safe space. Over the summer the mission felt so far away, but now it's up close and unnerving. And it isn't lost on Draco that Dumbledore's death will start something that his family may not survive. And here she was, the spawn of Draco’s two least favorite people, here to keep an unwavering eye on him and report back to her father. 

Ava herself didn't seem evil, but for all Draco knew it was just an act. Something to get him to let his guard down. Either way, he knew she would probably want to get started on the mission soon, and Draco was dreading reality. Thankfully, the whiskey in his right hand and joint in the left was taking him far, far away from here. He hoped Theo could get some stuff soon too. 

Everyone seemed happy, which was good, but Draco still felt a bit of him holding onto some tightness in his chest. Theo was currently loose as could be, dancing maniacally with Daphne to some muggle song and Ava looked so happy she could cry, which was a huge switch from what Draco was used to seeing. She was swaying to the music in her seat and Pansy was curled up next to her. After about ten minutes Theo was breathing heavily and returning to his seat. Blaise struck up a conversation with him about the first quidditch game of the season, but Theo ignored him, instead looking at Ava on the couch.

“You seem happy, Ava.” He slurred a bit, his shirt buttons coming undone. 

“I've always wanted to listen to muggle music.” Ava said, still grinning. “It's even better than I expected.”

“Oh man,” Blaise joined in, “I'm gonna have to give you some of my CDs.”

“Yes please!” Ava smiled even wider and clapped her hands together.

“So,” Pansy lifted her head up, waking up from her cat nap. “I think it's bedtime.”

“Me too.” Daphne yawned. “ Do you want us to show you the dorm, Ava?”

“Yeah,” She responded. “I'm probably gonna go to sleep too.”

Draco watched the girls gather their things, Pansy notably grabbing three joints from the bag, before they shuffled upstairs, giggling the whole time and stumbling a bit over each other, resulting in even more giggles. Once the girls had left, the boys sat in a moment of silence before Theo spoke up.

“So, lads.” He sat back in his chair and waggled his eyebrows. “Thoughts on the new girl?”

“She seems real sheltered,” Blaise responded. “But her mum is Bellatrix so maybe she's got a freaky side.” 

“I'd like to find out,” Theo chuckled deviously.

“I doubt she’d let you.” Draco stated, sipping on his whiskey. 

“And why is that?” Theo huffed and crossed his arms in defiance.

“She doesn't seem like the type to just jump into someone's lap.” Draco explained, but truthfully he had no clue what to think of Ava. She was the classic bubble-wrapped kid, and socially awkward, but she didn't really hesitate to try the whiskey or even the joint. Maybe she had some surprises up her sleeve. “Stop being a perv,” he added.

“Oh, I'm a perv?” Theo guffawed in shock. “I'm not the one who got a blowjob in front of everyone during the last ravenclaw party!” 

“You're just jealous, Theo.” Blaise joked. “I'm sure some girl will take pity on you at the next party.”

“Hey!” Theo shouted, pointing a finger at Blaise. “I'll have you know that I totally banged Ella Selpie over the summer!”

“So, what?” Blaise scoffed. “I had her in fourth year.”

Suddenly they heard the stomping of footsteps coming down the steps. Pansy popped out from the entryway, slippers and robe and joint lit between her fingers. 

“Stop being pigs.” She reprimanded, before turning back around and leaving, presumably back to bed. 

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Ava

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Once the girls had reached the top of the stairs, they continued stumbling and giggling down the hallway until they reached their dorm. After swinging the door open so hard it bounced off the wall, making Ava flinch, Daphne flung herself onto her bed and sprawled out wide. 

The room was one of the best things Ava had ever seen. Millicents stuff was gone by now and moved to a different room, leaving Ava the bed closest to the window, making her smile a bit. The windows were the same as they were in the common room, allowing greenish blue light to leak into the room through the lake. Everything was mostly green, including Daphne and Pansy’s bed covers. Ava was happy to see that her luggage had been placed at the foot of her bed, she was aching to make her bed and go to sleep. However, Pansy had other ideas.

“Here let me show you around.” Pansy grabbed her hand and started leading her around the room, pointing out where in the closet Ava could place her clothes and which desk was hers. After showing her the bathroom and the record player that the girls shared, Pansy pulled out a joint from the bag. “It looks like Daph is out.” Daphne was in fact snoring very loudly, not having moved from her spread eagle position. 

“You wanna smoke?” Pansy asked, offering a joint to Ava. She gladly accepted, seeing why people tended to enjoy the calming effects. She lit it just as Pansy had showed her and sat down cross legged on her bed. 

“You're very quiet, you know.” Pansy sat down next to her on the uncovered mattress.

“I honestly think I'm doing pretty well, given the circumstances.” Ava laughed in response.

“Did you not get out much before this?” Pansy asked. “I know you were homeschooled and I guess no one even really knew Bellatrix had a daughter.” 

“They didn't let me out much. I just stayed in my room all day.” What Ava declined to mention was that she was physically unable to leave her room, ever, period. The few times she had been successful in getting out, she had been penalized with weeks in the dungeons. A common punishment in the Lestrange-Riddle household. It was strange having her Lord around as well. Her mother always spoke about him with manic praise in her childhood, but he didn't have a physical body until recently. 

“Hey, it's okay.” Pansy placed her hand on avas shoulder comfortingly, seeing through her vagueness. “We all have shit parents and bad memories. But that's why we stick together.”

“Do you know?” Ava asked and took a small hit of the joint, then passed it back to Pansy.

“That your dad is the Dark Lord?” Pansy questioned. “Yeah, the friend group knows all about that and your collaboration with Draco.” 

Ava stopped for a moment and took this information in. She wasn't mad that Draco told, really she was just glad that no one else in the student body knew. 

“What's he like?” Ava asked suddenly.

“Who, Draco?” She responded.

“Yeah, he doesn't really do much in the meetings.” Ava replied, “ I don't know much about him.”

“Funny, he said the same thing about you.” Pansy giggled and passed the joint back. “Draco’s been through a lot, just like the rest of us. Shit dad, high expectations, constant fear. But, he holds it together better than all of us. He's very good at occlumency, so we really don’t see his true feelings a lot. I think he finds peace the same way the rest of us do.”

“Are you and him…?” Ava wondered, shyly.

“Oh no!” Pansy scoffed. “I like women, not weasels.”

“He's pretty like a woman.” Ava confessed, slightly pink.

Pansy just burst out laughing and didn't stop until she was holding her sides and wiping tears from her eyes. “You're odd, you know that?” Pansy finally spoke after she contained herself.

“Everyone keeps saying that.” Ava looked down at her feet, feeling self-conscious.

“No, no no.” Pansy assured her. “I mean it in an endearing way. Like Luna, y’know? Love Luna.”

“Who's Luna?” Ava asked, tilting her head. 

“Oh, you'll meet her soon enough.” Pansy had an odd, far away glint in her eyes. “She's really cool.”

“You think she's pretty.” Ava observed bluntly.

“No, I don't!” Pansy denied, but she had gone bright red. Ava giggled and passed her the joint back.

“Whatever you say.” Ava laughed. “But, I think I'm gonna go to bed. Thank you for showing me around and being so nice.”

“Of course.” Pansy had a small smile on her face.

Ava unlocked her trunk and unpacked her pink bedding from the bottom. Her favorite house elf, Noopy, had gotten it for her as a going-away gift. All her other belongings were from a muggle thrift shop that she had snuck away to during her school shopping. Her mother had purchased her books and essentials, however, which caused a stark difference between the worn, loved clothing and the brand new high end school supplies. She hoped one day she could get away with some money and have her own place filled with all the things she really likes. 

After her bed was made and Pansy had started the shower, Ava curled up in her brand new nest. It felt so much better than her old bed. Just being here felt so amazing and she could hardly believe it. Soon, her eyelids felt heavy and her breathing slowed, and she let sleep take over.

Ava opened her eyes. She felt lighter than usual. It was really dark too. She rubbed her eyes and looked around, realizing she was not in her dorm room bed. In fact, she was standing in the middle of a long, poorly lit hallway. All of a sudden she was very awake and she whipped around quickly trying to figure out where on earth she was and how she got here. The wallpaper was torn and dusty and a green so dark it was almost black. The dark wood flooring creaked as she stepped along it carefully. 

When she looked down at her feet, something caught her eye. Her skin looked different somehow, but she couldn't pinpoint what was wrong. It was very disconcerting. Before even really thinking about it, she pinched her arm as hard as she could and was very surprised to find that she didn't feel much at all. Only the slight recognition of pain, but nothing compared to how much it should've hurt. Her nails had left angry red crescents in her forearm. 

Ava was startled from her thoughts when she heard what sounded like faint crying. It wasn't a child and it didn't sound like normal crying. It sounded like pure fear and loss. It was coming from the expanse of hallway in front of her. She walked cautiously, flinching each time the floorboards creaked or a spider got too close to her. As she trekked, she started to see the outline of a double-door at the end of the hallway. It was huge and heavy, ornately carved from expensive wood. She turned the extravagant doorknob and found that the door wouldn't budge. She changed tactics and leaned her shoulder against the door and pushed with all her might. 

As the door was slowly pried open, the cries got louder and louder, echoing in the room beyond. Moonlight poured into the hallway and Ava opened the door just enough to squeeze through. She entered a large expanse of a room. It had beautiful marble floors and a huge skylight above, the only light source being the moon. In the center of the room was the source of the noise. She could make out what seemed to be a boy crouching and sobbing, but everything was covered in red. 

She hesitantly stepped closer, not sure who the blonde man in front of her was, but she wasn't taking any chances in this weird dream world. As she got closer, she saw what the boy was crouching over. It was Narcissa Malfoy. She was much paler than normal and the red of her blood was seeping into her dress and the stone beneath them. Her eyes were gray and wide open, but looking at nothing.

Over her was Draco, choking out sobs and holding her tight. He had blood all over his clothes, but he didn’t care. He was completely engrossed in his pain. Ava approached him gradually and placed a gentle hand on his shoulder, just as Pansy had done to comfort her earlier. Draco jumped and almost snarled at the girl before recognition lit up his bloodshot eyes.

“Ava?” He choked out, his voice hoarse.

“Hi, Draco.” She responded awkwardly. 

“Get the fuck away from me!” He screamed, baring his teeth at Ava as tears streamed down his cheeks. She jumped back in response.

“Hey, hey, it's ok.” Ava tried again. “It's not real, I promise.”

Draco just kept sobbing, clutching his limp mother, not listening to Ava. 

“Draco, please, just breathe.” Ava pleaded. “You're just having a nightmare.” 

Her words barely registered to Draco, but if what she was saying was true, he did need to calm down. He took in a shaky breath and tried to chill out, but his mother was right there. And she felt real. But if she was real, why was Ava here? And where exactly was he? How did he get here?

Ava had sat down next to Draco and began rubbing small, soothing circles in his back as he tried to regain his breath and composure. Slowly, he became more and more coherent, and Ava was amazed to see that Narcissa was slowly fading away, becoming translucent, until she was no longer there. Now it was just Draco, on his knees taking rattling breaths and Ava cross-legged next to him, pacifying him.

“Are you real?” Draco finally asked after a couple minutes. His cheeks were a bit pink and he had dried tears on his face, but his stormy grey eyes carried their familiar dissociation. 

“I’m not sure.” Ava responded truthfully. 

“You're part of my dream?” He continued.

“Possibly.” She replied, shrugging. In all honesty she had no clue what was going on or if she was actually just dreaming all this herself. She had never dreamt anything like this, but she had also never seen Draco in such a state, and never expected to.

“It wouldn't be the first time.” He said vaguely, looking up at the ceiling and avoiding her questioning gaze.”

“You've dreamt of me before?” She asked, shocked. She had never dreamt of him before and they had never even had a real conversation before.

“It doesn't matter.” He looked back down at his feet, frowning.

Ava felt dizzy and looked around to see her surroundings going dark, Draco quickly fading from her vision. She felt like she was free-falling.

“Thank you.” Was the last thing she heard before she slipped away.

[charlies-trainhopping]

teehee i havent left my room for like 6+ hrs, i havent had any water today, im nauseous and have another crippling headache, my spine is in pain, my throat wants to kill itself, i never feel warm and is always shivering, and i cant stand up for 5 seconds without stumbling and having my legs stop working and im giggling like a maniac😍🙏

[pinkanonwrites]

Oh lord your Misfire asks have got my head absolutely spinning! Listen listen, between me you and the internet, I kinda sorta have a kink (I think?) for organ fondling? idk how to describe it but I have a silly feeling that Spinister would find great joy in fiddling around with bodies the scavengers come across (not dead ones teehee). I'd like to think he kinda formed a knack for it, hence why he'd be a good surgeon :]

Thoughts?

Ooohohohohoho, another little freak for my collection! Welcome to the kink discussion, Spinister.~

I can definitely see Spinister having not even a morbid fascination, but just a regular fascination with the internal workings of humans, blood and guts and organs and the like. He takes great joy in "popping you open" and "fiddling around in there" as he refers to it, your small body strapped down as he pokes and prods at your insides and giggling maniacally the entire time at the way your organs and muscles squish and twitch. He'll be sure to leave things... relatively where he found them! Surely that's good enough?

"So gross!~" He chirrs with barely restrained delight. "I bet you could smuggle something in here, should we try it?"

(I really wanna go back to reread the comics and decide on freaky kinks for all the Scavengers, actually. I feel like Fulcrum is the closest to normal but I know he's got at least something weird knocking around in there)

[campbyler]

BHDSDNSJDBKSJDK S OMFG OMFG I GIGGLED LIKE A MANIAC LIKE THE WHOLE TIME I WAS READING HOLY SHIT AHHHHHHHHHH THEY ARE SUCH STUPID IN LOVE IDIOTS "yes youre obsessed with me" HOLY SHIT THE SASS OH MY GODDDDDD I WAS LIKE WHAT IS HAPPENING IS MIKE TAKING HIM ON A DATE HOLY SHIT AND THEN HE WAS BUT I DONT THINK WILL KNOWS IT WAS A DATE SBDSKNKJS THE COOL COOL MOMENT SDBSHD JS BSFHBSJDBS WILL LIKES HOW MIKE DRIVES OMFGG THEY LIKE HOLDING EACH OTHERS HANDS IM LITERALLY GONNA START SQUEALING okay mike is so real for his oshawatt pin on his fanny pack also ngl i kinda forgor that will works at starbucks but also like of course he does i feel like thats just a fact that everyone should know OMFGGG THEY ARE BOTH THE MOST CLINGY BITCHES EVER NHJSBUBHJWSBJ "engaging in behavior usually reserved for amusement park queues" HELP WHEN I TELL YOU I WAS TRYING NOT TO LAUGH OUT LOUD SO BADLY THAT I GOT LIGHTHEADED AND ALMOST FELL OUT OF MY BED I AM NOT FUCKING KIDDING I WAS OUT OF BREATH AND WHEEZING FOR LIKE FIVE MINUTES AND HAD TO TAKE A BREAK FROM READING NHJBSHBDKS THEY ARE SO FUCKING CLINGY OH MY GOD the vulnerablility 🥺🥺 they are being do soft with each other 🥺🥺 mike is finally opening up 🥺🥺🥺🥺 i love his car shopping list and his reasons 🥺🥺🥺🥺 also jesus FUCKING christ ted is fucking crazy that makes me so angry that he would do that and that it made such a lasting impact on mike that all those years later he would be worried about that happening to him its not okay OMFG OF COURSE HIS PASSWORD IS KERMIT HE IS SO SILLY NSDSHBDSB BESBDNSNDDNKJSNDB HES GONNA TEACH WILL HOW TO DRIVE HIS CAR OMFG OMFG OMFG THAT IS PROBABLY SO INTIMATE FOR HIM TOO BECAUSE THE CAR IS SUPPOSED TO BE HIS BECAUSE NO ONE KNOWS HOW TO DRIVE HIS CAR AND NOW HES TEACHING WILL HOW TO DRIVE HIS CAR JUST SBHSBDKSNDIJNSFS

you fr knocked this one out of the fucking park thea like full on grand slam, everyone made it to home and the ball went so far we couldnt even see where it landed i am very thankful that you guys take the time to write these chapters so well anyway happy holidays 🫶 (and merry july in christmas lmao)

AHHHH OMGGGGG SUCH A LENGTHY REACTION I HAVE BEEN SO BLESSED!! LET ME TRY TO RESPOND PROPERLY (picture me cracking my knuckles without cracking them ty)

i am loving this play by play of everything!! i do need u to know that this has been Exactly what my brain has been doing on overdrive since likeeeee. february or march when we first drafted the concept for ch9 😭😭😭 i loveeeeed including the detail of mike's fanny pack and it's def most of the reason why i really want to draw their outfits!! i think will's starbucks job has either only been mentioned once or has only been mentioned on this blog, but it's a very important part of the universe #2 #me 💚 ALSO HELLLOOO I HOPE YOU ARE ALIVE AND OK AFTER ALMOST FALLING OUT OF YOUR BED???

i will sayyyy the ted story was definitely a bit of projection teehee (thanks #mom) but i did think it fit superrr well and was a really strong reason for why owning the car would be so important to him! i was so excited to be able to have him open up this chapter as well :')

i did have to debate between using snoopy and kermit for mike's passcode but kermit won out!! also YESSSS U ARE HITTING THE NAIL ON THE HEAAADDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!

ty so so so MUCHHH for your kind words and huge reaction, i'm so glad you enjoyed!! happy holidays and merry christmas in july!!!

[foursword-manga-fan-18]

ship i ship just cuz i saw them and decided theyre gay 2:

devious ass gay people

Teehee the devious gays! I feel like one of them would come up with the most idiotic idea for something to do and the other would be like, “dude, that’s the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard… LETS FRICKING DO IT NOW COME ON BEFORE THE RESPONSIBLE PEOPLE COME FOR US!” then they run away, giggling like maniacs, almost die then make out for an hour to cope lol 😂

[heylookitsbeanz]

Saw this blog, saw the title "Hot to Go" and immediately hunted you down on A03 to read it.

I'm giggling maniacally. I LOVE THE ENERGY. THE VIBE IS IMMACULATE.

MWAH MWAH KISSING YOU FOR THE BRILLIANCE!!!!

It's so!!!!!! AUGH IT ITCHES A THING IN MY BRAIN THAT MAKES ME WANT TO THRASH AND CHEW ON THE STORY LIKE A DOG WITH A SQUEAKY TOY!!!!!

Teehee :3

[lostmykeysie]

Uhm, hello. Not necessarily an ask. Read the first two chapters of The Horcrux Hunt and I just have to tell you: you write magnificently. The amount of times I've caught myself giggling maniacally as I scroll down in excitement for MORE -- really, what have you done to me... It's so good. WHY IS IT SO GOOD?? How dare you, honestly.

STOP HELLO THANK YOU HI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

first of all i was keeping this like a selfish little hamster gerbil thing that keeps things hidden (i have literally never met a gerbil i have no idea if this is on brand but it feels right so go with it, and i hate hamsters because i am actually lowkey (highkey) afraid of small animals and i once got stung by a wasp and then immediately had to hold someones hamster and it was TERRIBLE and so wriggly and then it pissed on me but that might have been because i was flailing it around a bit my bad but literally the worst thing about that day was the hamster not even the wasp) so i can come and look at it and probs tear up a bit and then giggle and roll around on my bed and then maybe hide under my bed

but then i realised it's probably RUDE because you've come and been so nice to me when you didn't have to so thank you xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

i feel like PERSONALLY we should all be reading and giggling maniacally like this is exactly my aim in life you probably couldn't have given me a better compliment!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i just want us to hold hands a teehee over all these stupid things is that too much to ask!!!!!!

also i hope that the rest of THH and maybe even TML if you're a read as you go person have been up to ur giggling standards xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

[edsbacktattoo]

🍓 for you actually cause you are insane in the best way possible, a really hardworking writer, so easy to have teehee convos with, hiding your angsty nuggety center, and on top of all that a fantastic artist and an exception human being 😘 (do not get used to this jams I'm still waking you up at night)

AWWWW MEOW!!!!!!!! 😭😭😭

This is the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me!!! I knew you had the capacity to be nice, it was just hiding in there! ;) <3

But you’re not off the hook, now I’m gonna compliment YOU!

You are so kind and so friendly, and you make me giggle like an absolute maniac. An exceptional writer with some of the most incredible ideas I’ve ever heard, and to put the sweet little cherry on top, you’re also an amazing artist. Like??? The whole package???

How beautiful that we can set aside our differences (me being right and you being so so wrong) for one beautiful moment and spread the love. :’) isn’t life beautiful?

send me a 🍓 and i’ll compliment you

[uraharasandals]

I AM FINALLY ONLINE ENOUGH TO REACT TO THIS

(this is my anime fanfiction slideblog hello from the other side)

UPDATE ON HSR: I got Blade after 151 pulls (yes, lost him to Himeko, pulled myself together and managed to get him)

Anyways on the ask, my first reaction is aelawhe;fwgwrhtwer

BUT YES initially I didn't really thought of it as it being his JOB it's more like a side gig because selling his own eggs is just kind of weird (even though Zhongli is so old that he doesn't really dwell on anything that long enough anymore, and hey, it's Liyue and if it has a market it has a market)

I agree with the part where they're kinda cautious about their own identities even though they're madly in love with each other - Zhongli maybe because he knows the risks of loving mortals and Childe just because he keeps a lot of secrets from his loved ones anyways. Both of them are smart enough to guess that the other has secrets that kind of have immense significant to them so they don't prod (figuratively and metaphorically)

I love how you mentioned that Zhongli was 'going through his cycles in unnatural ways', indicating that mayhaps before he also had a way of depositing them somewhere where they could be incubated?? smexy

aahghasdjklaf I can just imagine this omg, like. *deep breaths* zhongli's horns are out, the scales on his skin are glowing and shifting and his eyes are sparkling and childe swears the growl that came out of his mouth is definitely not human??

definitely definitely they see it as a 'solution' in the beginning, I think Childe has learnt to 1) not get too attached to anything and 2) not think about anything too much in this world of literally archon knows what, for fuck's sake he'd been in the abyss.

the intimacy!! the intimacy involved is making me SCREAm goddamnit it's so good. I feel like zhongli would definitely feel wayyyy more possessive now that childe knows what's going on and oh god everytime he even thinks about the fact that his eggs are inside him he goes a little insane and a little feral and a little hard *giggles like a maniac*

also about the human body being trashed thing...uh, mayhaps, mayhaps foul legacy?? I've seen it in fics before where dragon! morax and foul legacy! childe fucks, but I don't think zhongli would allow childe to transform just for the sake of holding his brood especially when he's well aware of the strain it puts on childe's body

(the lactation thing I just kind of thought about because I've seen quite a few illustrations where the milkTM is essentially a healing potion or something - I just thought it'd be really fucking hot if childe ends up lactating after being bred and it's proof of it taking hold and whatnot)

also oooooooh baby dragons flying around teehee now that is a thought. I really wanna write a piece around this teehee,,,but thanks for the answer!! big slay

Hi good morning I once again have THOUGHTS

(it is not morning and I haven't had a thought since forever because I've been dual wielding HSR and genshin for god knows how long)

ANYWAYS idk if you've written about this but

Imagine this: Zhongli as a dragon has mating cycles, right. And during mating season when he's in a rut man needs somewhere to deposit his clutch of eggs and shoot his load so they will grow into dragon babies! Problem is, he literally does not want or frankly, NEED baby dragons flying around but his body disagrees with him

So now that transmasc! Childe is his bf, he gets (guess what) bred every now and then, and because [insert reason], he can't get pregnant but his belly swells with a clutch of eggs whenever Morax gets supremely horny :)

(bonus: dragon eggs are extremely rare in this economy and it's Zhongli's one™ source of steady income in this economy. Oh, and because of adeptus magic childe lactates too no I don't make the rules teehee)

Thoughts? 👀

(this works with dragon danheng and mc too LMAO)

HII i was also dual wielding hsr genshin with a side of honkai too even times are tough 😭😭😭 anyways so !!!!!!

i like dragon zhongli very much but i dont think i ever wrote anything of the sort or ever heard of a version like this where he just needs a place to deposit eggs. like i do see fics / art where he just breeds childe during a mating cycle with the intention of having dragon babies flying around. BUT LIKE THIS VERSION WHERE THIS IS HIS JOB AND HE'S SELLING EGGS. idk its really unique to me /pos i read a lot of zc but i never thought of it like this.

so personally i think, it starts out as a normal relationship. i dont think zhongli would reveal that he's a dragon so soon into any relationship without establishing a bond of trust. and even when he eventually tells childe he still doesnt talk about the egg part. its just a heads up, he doesnt really want to involve childe in it, not much he could do about it as a mortal. it could easily be a hard boundary for him too considering he's trans, possibly dysphoric, might be transitioning etc. but long story short is zhongli would not want to burden childe with it.

when it is the peak of his cycle he just kind of disappears, he has work and childe travels in and out of liyue often. its not that noticible, not like they spend every waking moment together bc that is just not feasible for the type of relationship they have, so he keeps it quiet without much effort.

meanwhile it does take a toll on his body and mind going through all that, going through his cycles in unnatural ways, worrying about the eggs afterwards and so on.

until one cycle he's really caught up in it, he feels it draw near and he should find an excuse to depart from childe at his earliest convenience, possibly realizing this right when they're getting intimate like always. but childe can feel him hold back, trying to suppress an urge, his hands are not only marked golden brown like usual but he swears he can see the gold in it glow and sparkle.

zhongli also feels different, its very different from how gentle and tender he usually is with childe. he still is but its restrained, trying to shove something down and childe certainly feels it. he keeps asking whats wrong but zhongli wants to get it over with before he loses it completely and leave.

childe doesnt want that though, he soothes zhongli and calms him down, reassures him that he can be honest. so zhongli eventually comes clean and explains all that he's been hiding, emphasis on how he does NOT want childe to get involved in it.

but childe wants to. he says he can take it and that its not a problem unless zhongli wants him to birth or look after the children in any way (and thats not what zhongli wants anyways)

but STILL. at this point i thing childe would still see it as a... thing. like its not something to get sentimental over. it's just about zhongli's biology and he doesnt understand it fully but he understands that he can be of help.

and there is no guarantee that it would work so essentially he asks zhongli to try, and he does. but the second he does, childe realizes that he cant really look at it as a matter of simply helping zhongli out. in theory, it is. but in practice he feels so different, he sees a different, primal and feral version of zhongli that was hidden from him all this time.

he spends hours tracing his fingers over his horns and his tail, admiring the pattern on it, falling asleep on it sometimes and zhongli wraps it around him for comfort. and of course the fact that he is literally being bred, not in a way that was not plausible to him before, uttered in the heat of the moment when they made love solely as a fantasy. now that it becomes a reality childe's heart races thinking about it.

even when they're apart zhongli is quite literally still with him, he thinks about the way he growls in his ear before releasing, how zhongli holds him close right after and whispers "mine" before they fall asleep. when he's alone in the dark he finds himself yearning for a pair of yellow, reptilian eyes in the dark and sharp claws around his hips.

and since you mentioned adeptal magic i think zhongli would be capable of creating a seal that makes this whole thing easier, more natural lubrication from his body so he can take it more easily. a mortal body would probably be trashed during this entire process so he would make sure that it doesnt irreversibly damage childe in any way.

and who knows, maybe with that one day they do decide to be parents and actually go through with the whole thing 🤔 they would make wonderful fathers so i would love to see it but anyways this is my 2 cents on the topic 🫡