#t: headcannon

[hollis-art]

look at them go, the majestic creatures

[stankworth]

after many years of being strong // may you have the chance to be gentle again

[livzees]

I caved and drew the sillies again

Based on that kyle allen video ^^

[piebank]

Ok ok ok imagine:

Mirage secretly reading on emergency care for humans in case things get bad for Noah, so he can patch his boy up just like Noah is always patching him up because their love language is clearly reciprocation!

asjhfk that so asjhfs :U i love that so much anony

.... i imagine maybe .. he keeps little firstaid in his glove box but also for when kris is around too.

[museofthepyre]

Thinking about character analysis lately and I really wanna talk about the themes of privilege prevalent throughout CHNT... I wanna talk about how they're core to SO MUCH of the series imo, especially in relation to Jedidiah and Elijah's actions and similarities. With that, I wanna talk about the transfem Elijah hc- and explain why personally, I stand with Mayfield on the whole “let’s maybe not do that” thing.

But I don't want my nerdy character analysis ramble to feel... inflammatory? This is nothing more than my own personal takeaway from the series, and as always, I have nothing against the people who enjoy trans Elijah & Jeddie hcs (especially if it's a self-projection!). I just have a contrasting perspective, and a tendency to over-analyze media, so don’t let me sour your fun ;3

I'm not as interested in discussing morality as I am narritave congruency, just since many have said it before... that being, something something "out of all the characters to hc as transfem, let's maybe not hone in on the guy who's notoriously creepy and invasive and stalkerish. Let's just be mindful of the insinuations that come from pointing at him specifically and going "omg so transfem coded". Theres something to be said about how so many ppl neglect the transfem rep we actually have in favour of it — yeah, ykwim..." something something.

But I digress— I wanna talk about the narritave!!!!!

To contextualize my thoughts: I believe Jedidiah and Elijah are meant to be parallels. I believe neither of them are ill-intended or evil. I believe they both thought they were doing "good", but their respective worldviews were uniquely distorted. One of the things warping their perspective issssss: privilege!

Privilege (and the subsequent ignorance it fosters) is a large theme I’ve noticed throughout CHNT, a theme which both Elijah and Jedidiah's characters explore.

For Elijah, this comes in the form of... his total obliviousness towards just how scary his behaviour comes across to Sydney. He just doesn't seem to realize it at all— how his actions, regardless of their intent, are threatening and frightening and creepy as hell. As a cis white man, he's likely never had to adapt that specific kind of hyper-vigilance that women (both trans and cis) and transmascs all learn at some point in their life experience.

I don't think it's any coincidence that Sydney and Marisol (and Salem!!!) were afraid of Elijah— but Jedidiah, another cis white man, just couldn't wrap his head around why they were scared. Why they share an instinctual fear of this random sketchy human man, and why *this* freaks them out so much more than the whacky magical anomalies they encounter daily. He, like Elijah, lives in a totally different world, one where he's never had to be hyper-vigilant in that way! He's completely detached from Sydney and Marisol's perspective. He cannot sympathize, because he’s never had to. Both Elijah's behaviour AND Jedidiah's dismissal of it share the same root— a privileged perspective that they can't (or refuse to) see beyond.

Something I love about CHNT is how it explores real world issues in a heightened reality. Nobody is a cartoon villain here, their actions come not from evil, not from malice, but plain ol’ ignorance.

With this understanding... and the understanding that trans women ABSOLUTELY adapt this hyper-vigilance the very same way cis women and transmascs do (as Marisol stands to demonstrate)... the notion of a transfem Elijah becomes an entirely different character, because she would know!!!!! She would not share that privileged blissful ignorance!

A character who is scaring Sydney, knows it, and continues that behaviour with no regard for his suffering... vs a character who is so detached from Sydney’s reality that they’re completely ignorant to how much suffering they’re causing him in their blind attempt to “help”. One is knowing and malicious— one is catastrophically ignorant.

WHCH IS STILL BAD- but it’s consistent with those themes of ‘no evil cartoon villainy’ and 'character is doing what they think is right. they do not know what is right'. Elijah’s goal seems to be earning Sydney’s trust… and making Sydney fear him directly sabotages that pursuit, so I don’t think he’s doing it with real awareness/ intent. I also don’t think he had ulterior motives, in case that needs to be clarified. I think he (like Jedidiah) truly wanted to do what they thought was “right” for Sydney…

… Doing what they thought was right, all the while being completely oblivious to the suffering they're causing him inversely— because (say it with me now), they're detached from his reality, they cannot sympathize, they've never had to! Well, they COULD sympathize... but in order to do that, they’d have to sacrifice the bliss of that ignorance, which neither of them seemed ready to do. Not until the last episode when Jedidiah… maybe took his first few steps. Maybe. Hopefully.

Anyways yeah. This specific facet of Elijah's identity (cis guy privilege) feels crucial to his character, and contextualizing why he acts the way he does. Same goes for Jedidiah tbh. I think showcasing, acknowledging, and breaking down the harm of that ignorance is part of the story's message (in so many more ways than just this one example) (I have a whole other ramble locked and loaded about why I think Jedidiah is very intentionally written to be a wealthy healthy skinny cis white guy and how that impacts the narrative lol)

In case it needs to be stated I'm not asserting this as any One True Way of interpreting the characters, it's just what I got from the series ;3 and I wanna share because I like to yap! Sidenote here, we should pay more attention to Marisol. God, I love Marisol.

[badussyussysstuff]

James TIBERIUS KIRK is the most rocking’ name a trans dude would pick out, and I’m tired of pretending it’s not. post.

[willowandthesagaofgayyearning]

Ever thought about how Mccoy is the type of guy that both Spock and Jim know he loves them and both Spock and Jim outwardly say the words but Bones is never able to say it out loud and regrets it long after both the others are dead and has always regretted it

[suckmybigtoeoikawa]

The Way That Lovers Do.

(i’m on my period and feeling a bit sad, but i was on tik tok and saw this lovely video of this couple and they looked so in love while sitting at this table ^. it inspired me to get out of my writing slump) sorry if the story is a bit unorganized, i was struggling on what to write.

it was your second date with him. he was a very sweet guy. usually, people say that opposites attract and they do, but really we look for the similarities.

when you two talk to each other it was like gazing into a whole different world. for example, his career was totally different from yours, and the stories that he would tell you about his job would be shocking enough to make your jaw drop. he was so eager to talk while you were intent with listening. you had no problem with this, he even made to effort to listen to you (which is different from your ex’s).

he was a little shy and so we’re you, being that it was your second date with him, it’s expected to feel this way. yet, his nervousness only propelled him to go on nervous rambles and very detailed stories. and like mentioned before, you throughly enjoyed them.

6:45 pm

he pulls up to your house, you swear that time was moving quicker than it usually did. so when you hear the door bell ring, you’re rushing to fit things in your tiny bag, making sure you’ve got everything you needed. ‘gum, phone, lip gloss, perfume, keys, wallet,’ you quickly check off while rushing down the stairs. the sun was setting, leaving a nice warm glow around him when you opened your front door.

“hi.. hello” he repeats nervously as if you didn’t hear him the first time.

“hello” you smile back at him. he stares at you almost as if he’s in a daze, and you stare back reciprocating the same look. he looks very very good. his style is a tad bit different from yours, color wise. you guys both made the effort to dress up on your second date. A complete contrast from your first date where you guys were dressed down (because y’all painted in the park 🤭) .

“uh, you look very very beautiful,” he says as he reaches out for your hand. “thank you, you don’t look so bad yourself,” you smile again, looking him up and down, while giving him your hand. he smiles really hard and mumbles a thank you, while he closes your door.

when you guys reach the car, he opens the door for you like a princess, waving his hand in front in a way how chauffeurs (idek bro😭) do in fairytales. when you get inside you see him quickly walk to the drivers side and you try to reach over the console to open his door as well.

7:20 pm

upon arriving to the restaurant, you both walk in hand in hand. the smell of fresh bread and soft jazz giving you a warm welcome, the lights dimly lit and the evening sun helping light up the restaurant.

“this place is nice,” you say to him. “i’m glad you like it, i took some of my coworkers here a little while ago, it was nice and the food was good,” he replies. “they serve french cuisine here, so i figure that it would be romantic”. you smile at him and you can tell he starts to get nervous. “cause you know, like, France, heh.. Eiffel tower—,” you start to rub your thumb over his hand to calm him a little “i understand,” you laugh.

“so what did you try the last time you were here,” you ask, as you guys get settled in your seats.

“we’ll, this place is very well known for their soufflés, so last time i got the salmon and asparagus soufflé i believe.”

“hmm, i might try that”

9:05 pm

the night is going beautifully. after you both ate you decided to talk for a while. while you tell him about your drama at work, or the latest trend you saw on tick tok, he would be heavily engaged. he would keep deep eye contact with you and would have a through response and/or interesting opinions. Not only that but he was a good listener.

when you first met him, you were a bit thrown off by him. considering that you didn’t know him well enough, it was so easy to come up with assumption about him based on how he looked and what people around him said about him. but after your first date with him, you found yourself a lot more eager to learn about him, and so was he about you.

so when he starts to share his stories about his day, and he shows how he was listening to you by relating his stories to yours, or even brining up similar topics, you find yourself smiling at him (the wine isn’t helping either).

so as the night grew longer, and the conversations became deeper. you found that you guys are much alike. and although you guys are different in many ways, the main thing you have in common is you hope you guys can love each other the way that lovers do.

—

Kageyama, suga, asahi, kita (but i feel like he’s a bit more direct), goshiki, Aone, sakusa (i feel he’s a bit more direct too), Aaron T, Aaron Z, (maybe) Robaire, Iida, miguel o’hara (he wouldn’t be stuttering, but he’d be shy, i feel like he’s lowkey corny.. jus a lil bit) peter b. parker, miles (BUT LIKE OF AGE/ NO ALCOHOL!!)

[greypeachz]

Tee hee hee!!!

Original sketches and whatnot under cut

Oh, and here's the shirts!!

[greenbunny7]

Do you have any Gravity Falls headcanons?

Yeeesssss tysm for the ask! 💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙

This got kinda long, so the headcanons are under the cut.

I'm just gonna go character by character.

Ford headcanons

Ford is aroace.

He definitely had a situationship with Bill, but it wasn't romantic or anything like that.

Also, he would never in a million years forgive Bill Cipher.

Ford is terrible with computers.

Ford needs a nap. My otp is literally Ford x sleep

Ford is a good brother. And I will not be hearing otherwise.

Stan headcanons

Bi bi bi! Also, non binary, yes beanie.

Stan didn't immediately get all their memories back at the end of weirdmageddon, just the ones from the summer.

Literally, Soos's dad.

Depression.

Stan is a good sibling. And I will not be hearing otherwise.

Dipper headcanons

Trans Dipper.

Dipper definitely gets that ghost hunting show when he grows up.

Fiddleford headcanons

Fidds got a one-sided crush on Ford (Ford is none the wiser about said crush).

Ford is like, "I'm so glad to no longer be traveling alone, cause now I have my bestist friend in the whole world with me."

Meanwhile, Fidds is internally screaming.

Thanks again for the ask, Anonymous. you know who you are. I mean, I don't. but you do, probably

[oofouchstovehot]

Small, unimportant headcannon, but I imagine that none of the ghosts who interact with the whole Fenton family predict that Danny will be an issue because he wears a ghost hunter's suit, they actually note the Fenton's will be hostile from a mile away because they're wearing Phantom's suit.

[grtstinvntr]

subspace would LOVE strawberry icecream. Guys. Llease

[bigdumbtickler03]

I’m bored so here are some tickle headcannons about my OC, Tyson!

I’ve been seeing all the love this precious boi has been getting from y’all and I’m so happy to see it! Glad y’all love Tyson so much <333

This was one of my first arts of him btw eeee~!!!

Lee:

This boy is literally the biggest lee ever

Loves to be tickled and is very ticklish everywhere

His favorite spots are his feet, back, and especially his big squishy belly~

Belly tickles, belly kisses, belly rubs. He loves all of it

Teases get him blushing so much. Compliments on how cute he is/his belly get him red as a tomato

VERY ticklish back

Really gentle fingers or a soft feather brushing over his back and side area and you got yourself a big blushing puddle of giggles

Will bury his face into a pillow to muffle his laughter when tickled on his back

Has the cutest laughter and giggles

You are required to cuddle him after tickles, I don’t make the rules here.

Ler:

Such a sweetheart!!

He prefers being a lee more but enjoys being the ler at times too

Always makes sure to be gentle with the lee as he’s scared of hurting them by accident

Likes to lay the lee down across his lap so they can be comfortable

He finds it super cute when the lee gets shy and will tease them for it

“Aww, are you flustered?”

Uses tickle talk when lering

The usual “tickle tickle” or “coochie coo” type of talk

Tickle sessions with him end with a kiss on the forehead and maybe cuddles after

Just a big teddy bear

[txfeline720]

Another Astrotrain thought.

If he's talking to someone and they say something he doesn't like, he'll go, "Oh, I'm sorry, I can't quite hear you all the way down there. Here, let's put you in a more equal position, shall we." He'll then reach down and pluck the poor sucker up and lift them up to his giant face. "There we go. Now tell me again, what was it that you said about me?"

[boobersandstuff]

Can we stop policing fandoms? Thanks, I'd like to project onto nico in peace please T T

(Saw post where OP said they hated when people make nico wear dresses & such)

[munchkin1156]

Listen. Listen. LISTEN.

Zombie apocalypse with G/T Headcannons!

(Let me have my fun guys, come on-)

. . .

-Borrowers are already incredibly agile and smart, needing to avoid humans daily, but with zombies it's much easier, since they are slower, and less smart than humans! And they probably wouldn't even notice borrowers, they're only after human brains

-Lots of abandoned food and scraps for taking, plus no need to worry about beans! Mostly

-Get caught by a human? Easy! Just pretend to be a zombie! A foolproof plan that definitely won't make you get thrown across the room like a tennis ball!

-Borrower who already lives with humans teaching them how to scavenge and save food

-Group of borrowers fighting off zombies who enter their territory

-Borrowers who leave traps for humans and zombies to get caught in

-Borrower who borrows from a secret underground resistance against the zombies and gets caught trying to trick zombies to come into the humans base so that they can have all the supplies for themselves

-Borrower who gets caught by a human who was pretending to be a zombie to prank their friends the borrower thought it wouldn't care about them since it's a zombie

-Avian borrower who taunts the zombies so that they don't chase the humans and then they get caught because they got hurt and now the humans are freaking out oh no

-Borrower who thought they got caught by a human and is now best friends with a zombie

-giant zombies that are sixty feet high but ignore humans because their brains are too small

-tiny zombies that sneak into your house and bite you while you sleep like mosquitoes

. . .

Aaannddd that's all I have for now!

If anyone takes inspo from this, please tag me, I'd love to see what you guys made!

Speaking of tagging...

@i-am-beckyu for tagging! Idk if anyone else wants to be tagged, tell me if you do, and I'll gladly add you!