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Motherless Brooklyn (USA, 2019)

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*drops this out of context*

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Art by Essi Välimäki

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Being Trans on DS9 would be so difficult because one minute you're trying to make it with a space shorty by the replicator on the Promenade and then Dr. Bashir has wandered over to friendly chat and asks if you need any follow ups. And now you have to explain to the shorty that this English loser is the one that got you your custom genitals while he sits down, complimenting his work and trying to chat up your prospective date.

Now Chief O'Brien has run over to get Dr. Bashir out of there and not ruin your moment and you have to stare as they start arguing about something completely unrelated and your Pagh just wont leave your body even when the gay tailor war criminal comes over to snipe at Julian. The Chief just looking you in the eye with that gentle Irish gaze, sorry that he couldn't stop this and that you both now have to tolerate the fake not-flirting because everyone knows those two are dating even if they pretend they're sly.

When you try to salvage things you discover the science officer is sitting with you now and trying to get a three-way going that you and the shorty are both kind of into it, but also its weird cause technically she's your boss and Worf is staring D'k tahgs at you from a different table. And finally the red alert klaxon goes off and you can see a D'derdix Warbird decloaking and lighting up the shield over the Promenade and you know the Prophets are real because they have given you an out as you run to duty stations.

Absolutely embarrassing.

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Jim, texting Bones: Spock is stressed and driving all of us crazy please come to the bridge and say something deliberately stupid

Bones: on my way

five minutes later

Bones, striding on to the bridge: wow that nebula sure looks like cotton candy! Yessiree I bet it’d taste delicious

Spock, instantly turning around like he’s controlled by springs: Doctor, as you well know—

Entire bridge: sighs in relief

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bad news for chocolate lovers: amid massive corporate downsizing, Lindt has had to euthanize 2,000 of its handsome european chocolate chefs . an additional 1,300 will be thrown out in the cold with nothing but their stupid Fucking whisks

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when i die, let it be like this

(song is Jupiter, by Sleeping at Last)

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baby spock when vulcans are illogically talkin smack about his ma

idea credit goes to @purpleenma !! very fitting image for angry lil spock ahssjdj

said fitting image:

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You're in his dms, my probe is penetrating his thoron field

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boaner

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omg my favourites! Kurt and Spork

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making Bones suffer through my periods with me again

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our man bashir etc

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some tos sketches

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happy valentines from the disaster space gays<3

jim then proceeded to spend the rest of his valentines day on the toilet because his immune system is also immune to actually working (it's ok tho bones hypoed him like one hour in. Just to let him wallow in his bad decisions and to make out with spock

also psst guess what spock's been planning for valentine's day even though it's illogical etc etc ;))

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(prompt fill for @mcspirkevents' mcspirk bingo prompt "minor poisoning")