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i don't think I've told anyone irl this so on tumblr it goes but i was just remembering how it was kind of healing to hook up with some guy when i was home at my parents' last Christmas holidays bc all of my memories in my hometown are as a (non-gay) girl and my parents don't see me as a (gay) man so idk sometimes getting fucked during the Christmas holidays by a hot stranger off grindr can be so affirming
#like I'd taken my ex home once but that was taking my other life home and being scotland-melvin rather than unifying the 2 you know#this guy had a really cute cuddly cat so my whole (black) shirt was absolutely covered in cat hair and my mum definitely/probably knew rip#other guy was an english teacher and he was excited to talk to me in english including during sex and like i don't have a teacher kink so i#t was a bit cringe#he seems very nice tho!
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I'm back from the dead chat
This is kind of just a shitpost but I want to post something so
(also it's kind of stupid and the drawing I made isn't the best but like I said before I felt the need to post)
#sfw interaction only#sfw tickle blog#sfw tickling#sfw tickling community#sfw twords#sfw#sfw tk community#sfw tk blog#fpe tickles#Heheh#Ri-lee-/hj#Implied ->#Lee!Riley#<- I love this chaotic creature please create more t-word content of her#This is very dumb and slightly cringe but honestly who cares#Also I know it's obvious but just in case anyone is confused âthat's not fair!!â Is about the fact that her name can be shortened to âLeeâ-#A bit embarrassed to post this but at the same time idgaf
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personal pet peeve is when people say "none of those words are in the bible" because now we have to sit down and figure out which denomination you mean because not all books in the bible are canon in all sects, and which translation. Because yeah, if you mean the original bible you'll be hard pressed to find any word we use today in there, but if you reference the Holy Bible for gen z, you'll be hard pressed NOT to find words like yeet and fam
#text post#did i look up a cringe bible for the bit? yes i did#do i actually care? lol nah#on a less silly note i am curious about the appropriation of aave a) in general slang and b) specifically for a bible aimed at the youths t#but im not a scholar in any way shape or form so i cant really say more than Hm. Interesting.
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so the property im house sitting at is like. pretty isolated and up a driveway that theres no possible way youre going to go all the way up on accident but a random unexpected car came up and didnt come back down as far as i could see so that is. very fun and not at all frightening âď¸
#i told my parents what was going on and they called the police to have them come check everything out.#no word on when thatll be because. like. mildly middle of nowhere and its cops.#realistically theyre gonna do fuck all. because again. its a cop. but theres no way im going up to check the other house rn.#itd be thin ice for me to go do it tomorrow morning if not for the animals i have to feed.#its been about an hour since it initially happened so ive calmed down a little bit but im still freaked out being alone like this#god itd be so fuckin cringe if i got murdered in this shitty slasher scenario. im wearing a fuckin halloween t shirt.#you cant be slashed while wearing a slasher thats embarrassing.#anyway. i doubt im gonna die. but it is scary when some motherfucker is outside#and you cannot see them#ghost.txt
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who up getting autistic over a podcast theyve never seen
more under cut idk if theyll format or not... beware
some of these i just did some of these are old
some of these are the drawing style thing i did sooo.... in order... : FIRST THROUGH FOURTH IMAGE peter drew those :-) FIFTH rumi drew that one :-) SIXTH exandroth drew those :-) SEVENTH peter drew that one :-) self portait EIGHTH rumi [bad at art edition] both NINE and TEN i dont remember if they were ment to be peter or just me goofin... so picjk ur poison LOL ELEVEN thats peter LAST THREEEE meeeeee :3 9-10 and 12-14 are the older ones everything else i did last night / this mornin'
#jrwi#jrwi apotheosis#angelstone#sqlumi#................i prefer sqlumi.... why did name it angel stone thats like exandroth + peter not rumi + peter its confusing to me#im sorry i watched the angelstone cut like half a year ago#IM SOOO AUTISTIC ABOUT THEM YOU HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA MAN YOU HAVE NO CLUE SOSHAKSHLSXHLDHDJDJKRKFKF#i cant contain it anymorw im going to post my cringe#quite a few of these ones are from my little handwriting drawing things where i make up their handwriting and art style tee hee#i think rumi either SUCKS ASS at drawing or can decently draw in an anime esque style#i imagine peter has a lil bit of artistic abilities... he did paint a ton of mug paintings if i remember right????#he aint the best but he can do it#thanatos has 0 skill because he has never drawn anything ever until this hypothetical situation where theyre drawing and writing this all#exandroth adapts peters skill to an extent#peter tries to follow the rules taught to him about writing as a child to a T soooo he has generally neat handwriting if hes thinking abt i#but if hes tired or just out of it idk#you cant get one word man that shit is just complete chicken scratch even he cant figure it out sometimes LOOLLLL#rumi also has very neat handwriting HOWEVER i love the idea that she hams it up to be really swirly like that one girl in elementary#thanatos is very stiff and neat might as well just be font...#exandroth is either writing in full caps or alternating between whatever ver of a letter he wants to write at any time#VERY heavy handed and goes over every line like 3 times#when writing his name EVERYTIME he writes exandroth archangel of retribution everytime#if you guys wanna see what i have so far.... you can ask.... hehe#theyre my ocs at this point man i havent seen the damn campaign#i would just make them my ocs but my brain immediately loses interest whenever i do that uuuuggghhhhg#i mean i have a beast moomin furry thing peter and an object oc peter bur#*but like idk#btw i have like waaayyy more to say but i reached tag limit <////333 tumblr hates autistic people real#ill just retype it all in the next post ^.^*#archive
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i love making my comfort characters listen to music i like
#might be a bit cringe but idc. idc#miku is a mitski fan#im crypton#oish scribblz#doodle#traditional#vocaloid#vocal synth#hatsune miku#teto kasane#len kagamine#bury me at makeout creek#mitski#it girl#I T G I R L YOU KNOW I AM THAT GIRL!!!!#IM NOT GONNA BE WHAT MY DADDY WANTS ME TO BEEEEEE#im figjting demons to psot this
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#wanna get back into toh but the bits and pieces of stuff ive seen on tumblr and ig is. rancid#the show will always be good and dear to my heart despite its flaws#but the fandom?#theyve sandpapered down luz and the lumity ship in general and removed anything that made them interesting#instead of focusing on any of the relationships between characters that they spent all show building up#instead theyre just spamming the tags with mindless h/u/n/t/l/o/w fluff#bc compulsory heterosexuality i guess#im sure there are still a lot of ppl who make great art and fics for toh#and im sure a lot of ppl are still having interesting discussions about parts of the show that i would want to talk about#however i go into the tags and am immediately assaulted with hunter and willow playing out hallmark movie scenes#and i immediately lose interest#tbh the crew played into this shit towards the end too and it felt super cringe#not just the huntlow stuff but also sanding away any of the bite with lumity or even the clawthorne sisters#and not doing anything with willow and gus except for one scene shoved in last minute#they were more interested in catering to fandom stuff than telling the actual story even if it turned out pretty alright in the end#this is just a problem with rly big fandoms mostly#this is what happened to star vs the forces of evil i think#dont quote me on that i stopped watching in season 3#anyway owl house good fandom bad#how dare fandom not cater to me specifically#i want to participate in fandom but i dont want to do the main activity of fandom#which is to sift through piles of garbage to find stuff that i actually like#shut up pandora
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They were running an American Pie marathon on tv, so obviously I have been watching. For the Nostalgiaâ˘.
Let me tell you, the soundtrack is not quite any other (beloved 2000's pop-punk). And my heart still belongs to Kevin and Oz.
#those two are just the cutest. talk about heartthrobs#idk. i miss this genre of movies. they are kinda cringe and questionable but they were so genuine#everyone using fugly flip-flops and graphic t-shirts. the internet was nowhere near what it is today#flip phones. big brick house phones. everyone was a bit awkward and used super normal clothes#idk i'm feeling incredibly nostalgic today#that's what happens when i have free time#darya talks to herself
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New reblog game; what were you wearing when the new year rolled in?
#bits of banter#reblog game#reblog bait#I was wearing joggers nb socks some accessories and an unus annus t-shirt#cringe is dead I do what I want#new year#new years#new year 2023#happy new year#and whatever else idc
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My current music taste is music made by Bengali dudes I would have made fun of if I knew them just a few years ago
#T#I am cringing a little bit but I like it so#It is what it is#What are some of these lyrics though đđ string together better words
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*dannys a hot jew plays in the bg* :)
GFNDKLKGDF
I K N E W IT WAS DANNY
I KNOW THAT OUTFIT ANYWHERE-
#Chase Answers#thank you friendo Croissant <3#new tag lmao- but I KNEW I was seeing Danny- either that or i feared i was haunted- plagued by Danny Sexbang of the Ninja Sex Party variety#saw a lotta things there tho tbh- puppies- danny- ...thing im not saying-Â M E A T ...i think it was meat#it was shaped like it- but either way#also i usually tag with the first bit of someone's username or if they got a nickname they go by but#...i dunno if i wanted to put 'thank you friendo Cringe' fjdkldjfska
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i wish i was the kind of person who bought multiple copies of a book when i liked the covers. i respect the grind but when i buy books i get what i get
#i do like that thriftbooks lets me be a little bit pick though#when i bought lovecraft country i was able to get exactly the cover i wanted#also i gotta stop buying books when i move out for college iâm screwed#itâs gonna be 50% books 40% cds 10% clothes#and every piece of clothing is gonna be a black t shirt#sorry to be cringe but it is kinda cool that so#much of what i wanted when i was younger is just part of me now
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âËâš á° Lucky Undies
âËâš á° Warnings: oral sex ( f -> receiving) m.masturbation, mentions height difference (reader implied shorter than Aizawa), reader implied big belly, thighs + ass (ie. not skinny), prev. established relationship, sooooo self-indulgent donât look at me
âËâš á° Note: disgusted with myself honestly.
âWhat are those?â
You stop in your tracks, toothbrush lodged in your cheek and foam threatening to drip down your chin.
Aizawa stands behind you in the bathroom doorway, eyes trained dark on the tug of your sleep shirt over your ass. Spitting into the skin, bending lower and offering more of a view, you finish washing your mouth with heat all over your face,
âI didnât have anything else clean, sâall I got,â you explain yourself, eyes connecting with his in the mirror,
âAnd theyâre your last resort because?â Arms folded over his broad chest sprayed with dark hair, Aizawa cocks his hip against the doorway, eyes never leaving the peak of your asscheek from beneath the t-shirt. Itâs his and itâs soft and he offered it to you on your first sleepover years ago, a little tighter round the middle now but still long enough to pass as a nightie.
âThey donât fit!â You resort with embarrassment, âthey pinch my hips and they go up my butt ând roll down my belly if I bend down or even move,â you feel as though thereâs steam hissing from your ears, suddenly regretting even putting on the offending underwear. Youâd miscounted your laundry days and found yourself wearing either silky lingerie or old high legged cheeky style undies that were a very adorable baby pink and sported a little red rose at the front. Usually you wore comfortable high rise with a trusty band and often times sensible colours so to not show through your chosen trousers or skirts of the day. Maybe youâd wear a thong if you felt adventurous but comfort was key in your relationship with underwear, and being with Aizawa for so long helped you not only explore that a little bit but also enabled you to stay comfortable without judgement or ridicule.
And Aizawa liked your plain underwear, didnât care much for it really because all he often wanted was them off or not even on in the first place. Complaining about his partners choice in underwear was beneath him; heâs a man, heâs mature and heâd much rather eat your pussy than muse over whatâs covering it.
But these? Heâs not seen these before.
âCute,â he says with a gravelly voice, stalking forwards slowly, âyou look cute,â
Biting your lip, you shake your head,
âIâll just put some gym shorts on and do a quick wash, sâstupid to even try to do anything in these,â you grumble dejectedly, turning and even in your limited movements, the seam tugs over your cheek and makes you cringe.
But Aizawa is as sturdy as he is stubborn, a wall preventing you from leaving and a large hand sits heavy and inviting on your hip.
âI said you look cute,â he says pointedly, ânot just the underwear, but you in general, seeing your skin makes me - desperate,â
That hand smoothes under your sleep shirt, fingering the thin, stretchy band of the panties with a heavy breath in his chest. The harder he pulls the band, the higher up your hip they go and the further up your -
âTheyâre just panties Shouta,â you blink up at him, leaning closer to ease his fondling, âstupid uncomfable panties that is,â
âShh,â Aizawa kisses you quiet, a peck to keep you satisfied while his other hand drifts over to your ass, fisting the fat and spreading you meanly, âjust - lemme look for a sec,â
His eyes catch the flash of your asshole in the mirror, panties caught taught and high over your ass and he groans low and deep from his belly. You clear your throat and whimper when he buries his face into your neck, teeth scraping the delicate skin there. Then - his hand rounds to your stomach, fiddling with the little silky rose before tickling the exposed skin of your belly from where the panties had dislodged and folded down.
He doesnât often explore you this selfishly, having listened to your qualms and insecurities over your body, doing it to prove that no weight could distance him from desiring your body. But he touches you with a filthy selfish agenda and filthier moans.
Thick fingers tease you over the fabric, slippery with your arousal, sliding between your folds and circling your clit with loud little click. Itâs shameful how turned on you are at his exploration of your underwear, but heâs no better; hard and heavy and leaking against your hip. âNd when you look down, mewling at the thick forearm jammed between your cushiony thighs, you can see the flushed tip of his cock peaking from the sagging waistband of his underwear, black and tight and baring a hole just above the seam on his thigh.
And suddenly you understand exactly how Aizawa feels with you in underwear heâs never seen before. Because those are boxers you bought him three christmases ago and are also a result of not doing laundry often enough. And when you look up at him with your hand squeezing him through the thin fabric; your shameful desperation is reflected in his eyes.
All too suddenly, Aizawa is on his knees and your lower back is cradled uncomfortably against the bathroom counter, and heâs all up between your thighs with devastating groans and grunts.
âTasteâs fuckinâ divine,â his tongue is hot and so wet against the gusset of your underwear, pulled tight over your cunt and practically frothing with how aroused you are. One hand cups your ass and spreads you, the other is crude and sharply tugging on his cock. At the taste of you. At the smell of you. Nipping your clit through the fabric and sucking hard enough to send you shuddering and shaking right down to your toes.
âShouta ! Sâtoo much !â You grip the top of his head, hair tangled from sleep but the tugging of the knots seem to encourage him, groaning into your cunt and huffing deep agonising breaths against your pubis. Youâre on your tiptoes, one leg lifting a little even to give him space and Aizawa shuffles closer on his knees, haphazardly throwing your leg over his broad, sinewy shoulder.
Itâs almost like the sensations are muted, dulled through the thin fabric of your panties. But theyâre still there and you fumble with your shirt for a moment before lifting it and tucking the hem beneath your chin so you can look down, down at your boyfriend so eagerly and so messily slurping at your pussy.
Heâs feral like this, eyes fluttering and nose pressed hard into your clit, tongue trying to rip through into you but failing miserably. Or not, as it seems that wasnât his goal, simply content with tasting you through the panties that had entrapped him so suddenly. You couldnât even feel confused and weird at his random bout of arousal over your too-small panties, too thrummed with pleasure and the shivers of an orgasm to really deep dive it.
It rears its head slowly, but with a strength youâd yet to experience before. All suction and desperate licks, moans and grunts vibrating you just enough to send you jerking into his mouth. Hips moving on their own, tits falling from the grasp of your shirt and shuddering with your movements. Your underwear slips and tugs harshly as you grind through your orgasm, pulled taught only by Aizawaâs insistent tongue and fingers. He seemed to have given up on his own pleasure, or got enough from watching and tasting you, both hands clutching your thighs around his head.
âLet up, oh my god, give me a sec Shouta,â youâre still panting hard, limbs boneless and belly throbbing with every aftershock, cunt fluttering against the sodden and stained panties, âyouâre such a - now I really donât have anything to wear today,â
Your words die from a telling off to a small sigh at the sight of him, drunk on the sight and taste of you. His eyes are heavy, mouth open and shining with your spend, cheeks flushed and chest heaving,
âGood news for me then,â he stands with a grunt, coming in close enough for you to smell the remnants of your orgasm on his lower face - but he doesnât kiss you. Instead massaging your hips and the tangled band of your underwear, âIâm having you on my face next, ând keep these on,â
Heâs a pervert really, snapping the band and making you tut in disapproval. But as you follow him into the bedroom with a sheepish grin and nervous lust building in your chest; you realise you are too, for letting him indulge in this and letting him.
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#I lied I wrote this sorry I got weird about my undies earlier#aizawa shouta x reader#aizawa shouta smut#aizawa x reader#Aizawa smut#bnha smut#bnha x reader#mha x reader#mha smut#miko.writes#this is so bad Iâm so sorry
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Gonna be real honest, if it wasnt for some of my firÂŁ ÂŁmblÂŁm followers/mutuals, I wouldve gone absolutely bonkers on KÂŁroro and LÂŁgo blogging DSDGHNMMJK,LLJđđđđ
#also w0y#i still fucking love the giant eyeball commander with his rockstar ojisan skeletor but i feel so cringe!!!!!#i mean....i still blogged a little bit about these fandoms but OUGGHHH#you're only seeing 3% of my power...i have been queueing instead of dumping and withholding most of my musings đđđ#but also i still have a soft spot for FÂŁ...specifically tÂŁllius/archanÂŁa/[email protected] some ÂŁlibe#i have an ikÂŁm@rth itabackpack. hee hee#but anyway YEAH i have massive brainrot about kÂŁroro + lÂŁgo + w0y but i just havent been able to unleash it. đđđđ out of shame (& mercy)#i also l0ve disg@ÂŁ@......im sorry :')....the character designs go BRRRR#anyway....idk......this is a cry for help and probably a heads-up FFDFFGHGGHHH
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Three days had passed since Jellybean, your rescued stray, vanished. Though an outdoor enthusiast at heart, she'd never missed a meal. Now, your phone tracker beeped, signaling proximity. The crafty runt had escaped, but you were closing in. Jellybean's street-smart ways usually brought her home, yet this time felt different. As you followed the signal, hope and worry battled within.
You traveled alone as none of the townspeople were brave enough to help with your search. The mere mention of the North Woods shook them to the core, earning your request swift declines and slammed doors in your face. Whispers and rumors follow you with every interactionÂ
Secluded and untraceable, his cabin lies tucked away, invisible to prying eyes.
Rumors swirl of his territorial fury. Trespassers bewareâthis hunter stalks from afar. His domain is unforgiving, and his presence is a constant threat. The lucky ones spot the warning sign; others never see him coming.
Even the butcher, renowned for his toughness, said no, unwilling to even hear you out.
âThereâs a man in the woods,â he said, voice unwavering. âYouâd be smart to forget the idea.â
The boom of the door closing makes you flinch, jumping back a bit. A man in the woods? Surely not.
Even more absurd than some creep in the woods was the thought that the big, bad butcher was scared of him. This was a man who walked you home at night, who sneered at men and pulled you close to his side when you became uncomfortable. You knew him for a long time and youâd never seen him so much as flinch, but suddenly he was all squinted eyes and hushed tones at the thought of even stepping a foot off the beaten path. It couldn't be true, right?
Well, there was only one way to prove him wrong, and it was the only way you were gonna get Jellybean back. Youâre going in that forest, urban myth or not.
Shadows lengthen as you exit your truck. The door closes with a hollow thud. The townsfolk's warnings replay in your mind, urging caution. You scan the area, heart racing. Drooping leaves cast an ominous veil over the forest. The murky depths seem to whisper, both alluring and forbidding.
Anxiety grips you as you take a step further. "Bean?" You whisper, voice trembling.
Silence answers. Twigs crack underfoot, and each snap creates an ominous echo. You cringe, the sounds amplifying your unease. Yet you press on, searching the quiet forest.
Minutes stretch like hours as you quietly call Bean's name, doing your best not to attract any unwanted attention, as the woods loom, hiding unknown dangers. Glancing down, your phone shows her location, unchanged, since she first wandered off. Jellybean's absence at this late hour is unsettling. She never stayed out of the house this long, and not so still, either. You can't help but think the worst, deciding to hurry closer to her, praying to find her safe.
Venturing deeper, the terrain grew wilder. Massive leaves parted, revealing fallen trunks and tilted trees. The more you looked around, the more it became clear that the uncharted wilderness wasn't made for humans.
There was no possible way.
The forest gave little leeway to those travelings through its domain. Predators strayed barely out of sight, lurking in hopes you'd be their next meal. A howl in the distance has you on edge, skin crawling, the feeling of being watched running anxious edges.
"Just keep walking. It'll be okay. The tracker says she's near." You reassured yourself under quite murmurs, trying to will your heart calm.
Then it appeared without warning.
A wolf lurches from the woodland gloom, baring his jagged canines, poised and ready to pounce. He circles you in a slow, menacing loop, foam pooling from his parted jaws. His eyes blaze with a frenzied gleam, wild and driven by something beyond hunger. Some dark, unseen force propels him, and you feel it tightening around you.
You turn and run.
Run as fast as your legs can carry you, tearing through the thick underbrush. Foliage slaps your arms and face, and the weeds clutch at your ankles like skeletal fingers desperate to drag you down. You ignore the stinging scratches, the pounding in your chest. If you fall, if you falter for even a secondâyou know itâs over.
Run.
The untamed beast snaps its jaws inches behind you, hot breath searing your calves, each bite narrowly missing as he hounds you with ruthless, single-minded determination. You crash through a thicket, branches clawing at your arms, tearing through your clothes, until you stumble onto a barely visible trail where weak shafts of light seep through gaps in the trees.
Thereâs no time to think. No time to process the sting of cuts or the burn in your lungs, nothing beyond the raw, primal instinct to get the hell away from the rabid creature on your heels.
Then you see it.
A cabin.
Really, a dilapidated shack, its sagging roof overrun with twisting vines, looms before you, barely held together by rotting beams and splintered boards. The whole structure looks one hard gust away from collapse, yet itâs the only shelter in sight. You donât hesitate, heart hammering in your chest, and charge toward the door.
In your frantic rush, you miss the glint of watching eyes, shining like dark coals from the shadows behind, tracking your every move.
You burst inside, slamming the door shut with a desperate shove, then lean your back against it. Your chest heaves, each ragged breath scraping your lungs as you struggle to catch your breath, the weight of dread pressing down on you even harder than the beastâs pursuit.
The aroma of simmering soup wafted through the air, warmth enveloping you. A cozy scene unfolded: a bubbling pot atop a wooden stove, a modest desk tucked away, and a solitary lantern casting a soft glow. The space exuded an unexpected warmth, soft light pooling over worn furniture and the faint scent of old wood calming your frayed nerves. Your pulse slowed as the familiar coziness settled around you. Then, a gentle brush against your leg pulled you from the haze of adrenaline.
You glanced downâand there she was. Jellybean, her eyes wide and radiant, a few telltale crumbs clinging to her brown fur from some long-forgotten snack.
A rush of tenderness overtook the fading remnants of panic. You reached down, catching the elusive little troublemaker as she gave an indignant squirm. âYou littleââ The half-hearted scold fizzled, replaced by a sudden, overwhelming need to hold her close. âHowâHow did you end up here, huh?â
Holding Jellybean close, you feel the weight of your situation settling over youâa stranger in a cabin far from familiar ground, with the last of the sunlight slipping away, trapping you inside until dawn. Outside was darkness thick and impenetrable, the forest itself a living maze you dared not attempt at night.
âShit,â you mutter, voice barely above a whisper as if speaking too loudly might stir something in the shadows.
Slowly, you move deeper into the space, eyes sweeping over the bare walls and spartan furniture. Thereâs something unnervingly sterile about the placeâno photos, no knickknacks. Not a trace of personality or life. Who would live here? The rumors of some reclusive figure haunting these woods flash through your mind.
No. You shake your head, brushing off the thought. This was probably just some hunterâs shack. Or a place someone from town stayed now and then, just a shelter, nothing more.
Your foot presses down on a loose floorboard, and a loud creak echoes through the stillness. You freeze, heartbeat stuttering. Jellybeanâs ears twitch, but she remains calm. Before you can step back, a low groan seeps from somewhere within the cabin, rolling through the floorboards, shivering up your spine.
Your grip tightens on Jellybean, and you hold your breath, listening.
âI-Is anyone thereâŚ?â Your voice barely steady. The words hover in the silence, as though the shadows themselves are holding their breath, waiting.
Then, clear as day, you hear it.
âHelp⌠meâŚâ
The voice is thin and broken, barely more than a whisper. Instinct screams at you to ignore it, to sit tight until morning. But something tugs at you. The sound is weak, desperateâhuman. The cabin feels suddenly smaller, its walls pressing in, urging you to run.
âPlease⌠someone help meâŚ"
A shiver races down your spine. Curse your altruism. You clutch Jellybean tighter, swallowing back the fear rising in your throat.
âU-uh, whereâŚ?â The question slips out before you can think, shaky and uncertain.
Silence stretches taut, pressing against your ears. Then, faint and low, a whining sound rises from beneath the floorboards, almost like a wounded animal. Every instinct screams at you to turn back, to stay safe. But you find yourself edging closer to the noise, heart hammering against your ribs.
Your gaze lands on a small, almost-hidden door near the far wallâthe entrance to a cellar.
The pleas are louder here, wavering but persistent, each whisper curling up from the depths. âHelp⌠pleaseâŚâ
You should walk away. This is a bad idea. A terrible idea. But, against every sliver of common sense, your hand reaches out, fingers trembling as they brush over the handle.
It turns with a rusty groan, and you pull the door open, revealing a narrow staircase descending into shadow. At the bottom, you catch the flicker of ember light, glowing faintly as if from a dying fire.
The cellar stretches out before you, a vast, dimly lit space far larger than should exist beneath such a modest shack. Shadows cling to the walls, the only light casting a faint, sickly orange glow that barely cuts through the murk. You step cautiously, heart-pounding, but then you glance to your rightâand freeze.
The scene hits you with a nauseating force. Men hang suspended from thick meat hooks, bodies bruised and broken, some barely clinging to life, others unmoving, their faces blank and eyes empty. Their battered forms twist slightly in the air, like grotesque puppets left to dangle and rot. You swallow hard, stomach twisting as bile rises in your throat.
But then the horror deepensârecognition dawns. One face after another, familiar, each one seared into memory. The delivery driver who refused to take no for an answer, the lawyer from the pub whose relentless advances wore you down, the pizza guy who loitered outside your job, watching, waiting. All here. Hung like slabs of meat in this nightmarish cellar.
Your mind spins, the details piecing together in a sickening realization. The butcher. Heâd warned them off, told you they wouldnât bother you anymore. But this? This was something beyond any threat, beyond any punishment youâd ever imagined.
How? How had they ended up here? How did any of this exist beneath an unassuming cabin in the middle of the woods?
You werenât supposed to see this. This was something that should have remained buried, hidden in the depths where secrets go to rot. The enormity of it presses down on you, making it hard to breathe, hard to think.
But then, one of them stirs. The pizza guy, his head lolling weakly to the side, lifts his face. His eyes, clouded and bloodshot, light up with recognitionâa desperate spark of life in his hollow gaze. âHelp! Please, before he comes back!â he rasps, voice cracking.
He.
The word rings in your mind, cold and jagged. He? Who could do this? Who would do this?
Your voice trembles as the question slips out, a thin whisper in the oppressive silence. âWâwho⌠who are you talking about?â
The cellar door slams shut behind you, the echo reverberating off the cold stone walls, trapping you in the silence that follows. Heavy, methodical footsteps descend the rotting stairs, each step creaking beneath his weight. His breathing is deep, ragged, each inhale and exhale marking his slow, purposeful approach.
Donât turn around.
Your body locks up, instinct screaming to flee, but your legs refuse to move. You clutch Jellybean tightly to your chest, but suddenly, she squirms, thrashing in your arms in a way she never has before. Confusion twists through your terrorâJellybean has always clung to you, never trying to escape. What was she doing?
With a leap, she slips from your grasp, landing soundlessly on the floor. She pads past you, moving behind you, and the silence is filled with soft, delighted purring.
You donât want to look. You hold still, desperately hoping that if you donât move, youâll disappear, fade into the shadows. But you can feel him standing just behind you, the weight of his presence pressing down like a storm cloud.
And then, a voice. Familiar. Deep, smooth, and thick with a British lilt, edged with something that both chills and soothes you.
âGood girl,â he murmurs, a note of affection clear in his tone as he addresses Jellybean.
Recognition strikes you like a blow. That voiceâyouâve heard it a thousand times. The same voice that always offered a warm âgood eveningâ when he walked you home at night. The same voice that laughed as he handed Jellybean her treats at the butcher shop. The same voice that warned you, with a peculiar intensity, to avoid these woods.
The butcher.
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A/N: I don't usually do long writing stuff... but I've had this one in the drafts for too long and wanted it out. I kind of like how it turned out but I can def improve!
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â premise: forgetting your money for your dealer for the first time in a year sounds like a stroke of bad luck. only for you it seems quite the opposite.
â pairing: eddie munson x fem!reader
â warnings: smut | 18+, high sex (just eddies high), bribery/sex as payment? (I did intend to write it as actual bribery than idk what happened), nicknames [favorite customer, dirty girl, baby], drugs [mention, use, buying], unprotected sex, sex outside/in the woods
â a/n: kinktober
Now technically you didn't actually need more weed, you had bought enough last time to last you the week. But god did you really badly wanna see your dealer. Eddie munson, everyone else called him a freak because of a game club he had and the way he dressed. But to you he was just so pretty you couldnât help it, you wanted to see him again, and you didnt wanna wait til next week. In your haste and dazed state daydreaming about your pretty dealer while getting ready, you space out and forget the most important thing. Your stupid money. It was a rookie mistake that you hadn't made sense the very first time you bought from Eddie. You were so nervous that remembering to bring your money left your head. He was so sweet about it, a small smirk on his face as he handed it to you anyway. âItâs on the house, first time customer and all, hands down the prettiest tooâ he winked playfully at you and you think you've been smitten with him ever since.
You had found out later on, Eddie never gave anybody weed âon the houseâ first time buying or not. You were still so lost in your head, excited to see him again that as you sat down at the meeting spot you had yet to realize you left your wallet on your dresser.
âThere's my favorite customerâ he beamed softly at you âI know I call you that but two deals in one week? That's a record for youâ he chuckled lightly, his voice breaking you from your thoughts as he emerged from the woods. You smile coyly at him in embarrassment. Your thighs clench together slightly at the sight of him, he had ditched his usual hellfire t-shirt for a black hoodie, keeping his regular black jeans. His eyes lidded with a slight red hue around them, making you realize you probably interrupted him in the middle of his session. As he sits down at the rundown picnic table he sets his regular lunchbox on the table. The idea of him always keeping his drugs in an old metal lunch box was funny to you, and oddly adorable. But youâd probably find anything he did cute, it was getting harder and harder to hide the massive crush you had on him. The flirty banter back and forth between the two of you only intensifies it tenfold.
âYeah I ran out a little faster than I thought I wouldâ you cringe a bit at how easily the white lie slipped through your teeth. It felt oddly wrong lying to Eddie. He tilts his head in a way that makes you think he doesn't believe you. Before you can jump to your defense heâs opening the metal box and pulling out the lunch baggie of your regular order from him. You didn't notice the missing wallet until it came time to look for it after he had handed over the little baggie. You barely took a glance at it, tucking it in a pocket of the bag you brought that laid on the ground leaning on the leg of the table.
âOh fuckâŚâ you cruse under your breathe and start double checking all your pockets though you didnt have many with the outfit you had on. You even check the few the bag had. No wallet to be found.
âLeft the money at home huh?â He questioned, cocking an eyebrow at your frantic searching of your clothes. In defeat after remembering it was last sitting on top of your dresser you sigh. âYeah.. fuck im sorry Edâsâ you pout slightly, you were always good about remembering it. Youâd even slip him cute, sometimes flirty little notes with the money for him to find when heâd get home. Back to being lost in your head you don't hear him getting up or coming around to sit next to you on your side of the table.
âYou knowâŚâ his voice startled you slightly, both the new unfamiliar tone to it as well as its proximity. He was leaning in closer, your body slowly on its own turning in his direction aching to be even closer. âYou could pay me in another way..â his hand was now drifting to rub over and up your thigh, his eyes flickering down to your lips.
You were fine just giving the baggie back you had enough left from the last deal or quickly running home for the money. But understanding quickly what heâs implying, you decided that his payment plan was a more enjoyable idea. Youâve been dying to kiss him, to get even just a little further with him than all the teasing flirty looks and words. Realizing you haven't stopped him, he finally leans in fully, his free hand coming up to grab your chin pulling your mouth against his. The kiss sparking a fire in the pit of your stomach as his lips molded with yours. With a small mumble, the words lost in your lips Eddie pulls you even closer, hands falling to your hips to pull you off the wooden seat and onto his lap.
In the heat of the moment your hips seem to have a mind of their own, absentmindedly rocking against Eddies. He pulls away slowly, leaving you with parted lips and lidded eyes panting softly. You could feel him under you growing harder by the passing second, he wanted you just as badly. Eddie felt like his skin was on fire everywhere your bodies were touching, his hazy and cloudy head from his high causing his senses to be heightened. Your own head still full of your fantasies and daydreams from earlier that you were desperate for something more. Running your hands down his chest they land on his belt and waist band of his jeans.
âNeed more EdâsâŚâ you whine, your pupils nearly just as dilated and blown as his, though for different reasons.
âOh fuck itâ he grunts and starts frantically undoing his belt buckle and the button to his jeans. Helping him along you lift your body off him, hovering still as you help him pull his pants halfway down his thighs.
You were smart enough to wear a skirt though this was the last thing you expected to happen. You just knew Eddie loved peaking at your ass as you walked away, so you always wore them when it was warm enough to meet up with him.
Pulling the bottom of his hoodie up a bit and pushing down his boxers after his jeans, he finally frees his cock and god it was just as pretty as you imagined. A happy trail leading down to it, the tip pink and leaking, a patch of black hair nestled at the base. Thoughts of moments like this fueled more than a few nights with your hands between your thighs. His hands return to your body, hiking your skirt up your hips he gawks at your soaked panties. âLook at my favorite customer being such a dirty girl, mighta thought you planned this all out if I didn't know any betterâ he groans, running his thumb through your slick folds, over your underwear. âWore a tiny little skirt and the prettiest panties for me, and look at emâ all soaked and ruined alreadyâ he chuckled and leaned in closer, his forehead pressed to yours, eyes fixed on yours. âI've barely touched you babyâ he coos and rubs small circles on your clit through the fabric.
âNeed you Eddie, please~â you huff out and gasp in pleasure at the little amount of attention he was giving your throbbing bundle of nerves. His hands on your body were giving you a better high than any drugs you had ever bought off him before, and were far more addictive. âTell me dirty girl, what exactly does my favorite customer need huh? I always aim to pleaseâ his voice has a sweet yet taunting edge to it, his thumb not stopping its teasing circles. His head shifts and his lips are ghosting over your own now. âEspecially youâŚâ he whispers as though it was a secret and there were other people around, though you both knew there wasn't anybody for miles in every direction.
âI need you inside me Edâs, need yaâ to fuck me so bad pleaseâ you whine and plead against his mouth as you try leaning forward to feel his kiss again. You let out a sharp gasp before you even make it to press your lips to his again. While you were begging, Eddie had pulled your panties to the side and with a sharp thrust he pushed all the way in to the hilt.
âHoly fuckâ he hissed through his teeth as your welcoming heat consumed his cock, your walls already squeezing around him. He sets his hands back up on your hips, trying to hold you still to give himself a second to calm down. It was pathetic but he knew he wasnât gonna last that long, especially not with how long he's wanted this coupled with all his nerves on high alert from the weed in his system that wasn't wearing off any time soon. Wrapping your arms around his neck, you finally lean all the way forward and kiss him frantically and deeply. Hips rocking against his, the thick vein running along the side of his shaft dragging along your walls as your hips rise and drop. Teeth clashing together as you make out, tongues sliding around and fighting for dominance. Your one hand travels up threading your fingers through his mess of hair.
âJust like that babyâ he groans in the kiss, fingers digging into your hips as he does his best to hold out. You already weren't all that far behind him, his cock throbbing and pulsing inside you tightening that knot in the pit of your stomach faster and faster.
Eddie pulls away from the kiss to catch his breath, his eyes squeezed shut as his head falls back when your hand comes down and nails scratch over his exposed lower stomach.
âFuck why havent we been doinâ this every time you buy from me huh?, feel sâgoodâ he grunts and thrusts his hips up to meet yours as you bounce down. Your ass bouncing off his thighs making an obscene and filthy slapping noise that drowns out the melodic sounds of nature. âScrew money baby, just want this pussy as payment instead. Want it all the time god~â he rambled off as you continued riding him, your hips moving fast and frenziedly chasing your high.
âGonna- fuck im gonna cum Edâs, baby shitâ you let out a wanton moan when he starts abusing your clit with his thumb, rubbing circles like before though this time with no barrier. âCum baby, cum on this dick dirty girl come onâ he eggs you on as he speeds up his thumb making your legs shake slightly and the bouncing and rocking of your hips falter.
With a moan loud enough you swore you scared birds away, the knot in your stomach snaps and your climax crashes over you. Your cunt squeezes Eddie's cock and as he watches your body shake as you cum, his own climax hits him like a truck. Thick ropes of cum spilling deep inside you.
After a few moments pass, letting the two of you catch your breaths and your highâs wash over you. Eddie speaks up. âYou know, I was only intending the different payment to be a kissâ he chuckles softly, his cheeks flushed. Your eyes snap up to his, your mouth agape. âI- wellâ you try speaking but he cuts you off with a belly laugh. âBaby it's all good, this was much better payment. Pay me like this from now on okay?â He lowered his voice again, the softness making your body turn to mush in his arms that he wraps around you.
âAnd uh hey could you pull the baggie i gave you out again, there's something you missed about itâ he sounded nervous all of a sudden. You give him a questioning look before leaning over a bit and pulling it out of your bag that laid on the ground.
As you pulled it out you noticed writing that you hadn't before on it. The bag read âwanna go out on a date with me?â In Eddie's chicken scratch version of a handwriting.
A big smile spreads on your face and you look back up at him. âWell?â He questions, a nervous edge to his voice still, did he really think you'd say no? âEddie, what do you think the answer isâ you motion down with your eyes to where your bodies are still connected, his limp cock still buried inside you twitches a bit.
âSo it's a yes?â He smiles softly and leans up ready to kiss you once again, he never wants to stop now that he gets to. You give him a nod and chuckle softly.
â a/n: yes this is the clichĂŠ âyou can pay me another wayâ typa fic lol. i just really liked the idea, the name is also a play on quid pro quo if you didnt get that.
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