#switch moment

[switchy-punk]

When I play Mario kart 8 or smash ultimate, etc. am I...

Am I a switch playing on a switch?

[angel-girl-dick]

I really wanna pin someone against a wall and see how flustered and needy I can make them with just my voice, then go back to whatever it was I was doing before and see how long it takes for them to start trying to get me to rail them against the nearest surface

[eydilily]

i'll tell you what, its really cute

[justanembarrassedler]

You know tickle fights are severely underrated and I would like to be part of one some time

You do not need to ask which side of it because the answer is both

[unknightlybehaviors]

me: yeah I'm usually pretty dominant and a top

me: (gets bored and starts scrolling through kink blogs)

me:

me: .

me: okay this is why we have the word usually

[mari-lair]

help them

[o0kawaii0o]

FULL THROTTLE - Congrats on season 2!

[keferon]

The tac net crash chapter is one of my favorites so far~

Ah and. Guess what. I just discovered that including this post, I made 50 pieces of fanart for Mistakes on mistakes until.. I’m so sane and normal about this story can you tell👍

[quesocheeso]

MK, Go steal Wukongs staff !

Good game fellas, our boy tried😔✊ Wukong really said get good

Anyways, Wukong pretty much keeps his staff with him 24/7 so anyone else getting their hands on it is tricky and almost impossible. Especially considering most of the time he keeps it in his ear and not as an earring. The earring version is only worn when he is in meetings or in places where he does it as a show of power/passive threat. When he’s with family or friends it’s hidden in his ear.

Can Xiaotian lift the staff?

Yeah, he can, they found this out when Wukong left his staff in MK’s play pen (how this happened I got no idea, no one does, not even Wukong😭) and MK just lifted it to teeth on it. Macaque almost had a heart attack thinking it fell on the baby before realizing the baby was actually lifting the over 8 ton staff just to bite it with his baby chompers.

Does Xiaotian use it?

Not really? Like he can and has been trained to use a staff properly, but he considers it his dad’s weapon. He does want to get his own weapon at some point, when his parents think he’s ready for it, and he figures out what weapon he wants to main.

[ilions-end]

ahh elizabeth vandiver's lectures pointing out a heartbreaking moment in the odyssey i wasn't even aware of:

telemachus addresses eumaeus the swineherd as atta (ἄττα). in my fagles edition it's translated as "old friend", but as vandiver points out, atta has two meanings: it can be used as a familiar-but-respectful form of address to an older man (which is how telemachus uses it), but significantly it's also baby-talk for "father", parallel to papa/dada. it's what telemachus WOULD have called odysseus growing up, but now telemachus refers to him as xenos, a visiting stranger/foreigner.

like imagine. odysseus is in disguise as a beggar, it's the first time he's seen his son since infancy, and one of the first things he hears telemachus say, to another man, is "daddy, who is this stranger?"

[shawsimmer]

spring is coming to an end ☀️

[painted-bees]

she came to me in a dream

[bacchuschucklefuck]

sometimes I think abt how the months coming up to and the prom night in freshman year must feel to class swap sklonda. your perfect kid who has literally never gotten a single reprimand for anything does what can only be described as a quad crit crime combo and becomes a nerd punisher by the end of the night

[markantonys]

[celaenaeiln]

At the dining table for breakfast

Jason: Heh.

Jason: Hahahaha.

Jason: MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Bruce: *raising the newspaper up higher*

Alfred: *placidly pouring coffee into Bruce’s mug* Did something interesting happen, Master Jason?

Jason: Alfred, I am about to have the perfect surprise for that bony a-Tim. The perfect surprise for Tim.

Alfred: *putting away the bar of soap he pulled out of nowhere* Is that so? Please do be careful not to make a mess here. The waxing was just done in the dining room.

Jason: No problem, in fact-

Tim: *entering sluggishly*

Jason: In fact…in…fact…Megamind, what are you doing here?

Tim: ……..hm?

Jason: What are you doing here?

Tim: eating??

Jason: You-why are you coming from the right side bathroom-weren’t you going to use the upstairs one on the left?

Tim: oh. Dick was already in it so I decided to use the other one.

Jason: what.

Tim: what.

Jason: No. Hahahahaha. You’re joking…nononono-god, Tim, WHY ARE YOU SO STUPID?

Tim: ????????

Jason: You-

Dick’s voice thundering from a floor away: JASON!!!!

Jason: *staring blankly then running forward and smacking Tim on the head* It’s all your fault!

Tim who hasn’t slept or had coffee or know why something he doesn’t know about is his fault: ???? WHAT DID I DO?!

Jason: *running past and leaping out the window* See you later, losers. Bye, Alf.

Disappearing seconds before a blur of wet skin, white towel, and neon pink hair rushes past and follows him out the window.

Tim:

Bruce:

Tim: ……Did you have breakfast yet?

Bruce: …….Hrmgh.

Alfred: *tutting* I just had the floors done. Master Bruce, would you mind redoing them? I’m afraid I must catch the mailman before he gives treats to Titus again. He’s leaving crumbs all over the entrance.

Bruce: What about Ti-

Bruce: *glancing back to see a lone leaf float in and drop slowly to the ground*

Bruce: ………

[lxkeee]

I KID YOU NOT, THE MOMENT THEY REVEALED HIS PERSONALITY I JUST FELL INLOVE ON THE SPOT.