#swerve's bar

[wishingstarinajar]

Having a drink at Swerve's 🍻

Pummel belongs to @stankychee

[earthstellar]

We don’t have a Swerve’s Menu but I’m sharing this anyway

so today was fucked up and only got more fucked up 

so here’s my “I’m Off Duty Don’t Fucking Look At Me” Drink: 

-tonic water, ideally not a very sweet one but you do you 

-orange gin (if no orange gin is available, add a slice of tangerine to normal gin)

-pink peppercorns (like 3) 

-squeeze of pomelo 

Combine in any nearby container, doesn’t matter at this point. 

Crush the peppercorns a little to make the drink more aromatic. This may also turn the drink a little pink-ish, like engex!! :) 

Squeeze in a slice of pomelo, try not to mace yourself with it by accident like I always do. 

Load up as much gin as you are comfortable tolerating. 

For the love of god, drink responsibly and eat something at some point. Hydrate accordingly. 

Enjoy!!! 

I feel like Swerve would keep whatever the Cybertronian equivalent of gin is on board in decent quantities

And like, as many metalloid garnishes as possible 

Cybertronian cocktails are probably so great, there’s probably some stupidly high end ones like tungsten sprinkles or something 

anyway I’ve already had two gins, just wanted to share before I go to bed early lmao

[lovinglonerhybrid]

It’s game night at swerves and there’s a bunch of games to play! Brainstorm and Chromedome are playing darts with a picture of prowl. Rewind,tailgate,and, swerve are playing Mario kart. Ratchet,thunderclash,megatron,drift,and Rodimus are playing cards against cybertron. Blaster has just-dance set up. Cyclonus and whirl are playing air hockey. Ultra Magnus is running a game of DnD with skids,nautica,ten,and velocity. Rungs doing mad libs with ravage and nightbeat. Every one lives nobody dies and the lost light crew is one big happy family for the rest of time!

[binkyminky]

once again remembered i have a platform

average day on the lost light

[rollersfataft]

LATE BIRTHDAY ART FOR A VERY COOL PERSON I KNOW.

@rodirules

[hangerpage]

"You sense my loneliness, my bitterness at being shut out of life. My bitterness that I'm evil, that I don't deserve to be loved and yet I need love hungrily. My horror that I can never reveal myself to mortals. But these things don't stop me. I'm too strong for them to stop me. As you said yourself once, I am very good at being what I am. These things merely now and then make me suffer, that's all" - The Vampire Lestat by Anne Rice

Hangman Adam page + Vampire Au

[cybertron-smash-or-pass]

IDW Swerve

[holographic-mars]

How do you think Cosmos and the cassettes would get along?

Auuaaaa thank you for the ask!! I love the potential dynamics between Cosmos and Soundwave’s recordicons.

Each of the cassettes get along with Cosmos differently!

Rumble and Frenzy warm up to Cosmos first only because they get bored of keeping their distance and actually realize Cosmos is kinda fun to be around. Cosmos isn’t afraid to toss the two around so they get rowdy with eachother a lot and Rumble and Frenzy like to try and take Cosmos down together (spoiler: Cosmos is very strong and very heavy because he’s built to carry a lot of weight, so usually they get tossed against the nearest surface before doing any kind of damage). It’s all good fun though. Sometimes they just chill and play video games together. Sometimes Rumble and Frenzy decide they want to go on an adventure and drag Cosmos along just to be their personal taxi. The two love to pretend they find him annoying and hate hanging out with him, but really they think he’s fun to be around.

Buzzsaw and Lazerbeak only really warm up to Cosmos at Soundwave’s insistence (and bc Soundwave is always hanging out with the stupid autobot), but they still like to be REALLY mean to him. They aren’t the kinds of mechs to censor themselves for anyone else, so they tease him a lot and pick at him whenever they get the chance. Cosmos doesn’t mind the teasing, he’s got plenty of snappy comebacks of his own. They also like stealing his stuff and blaming it on Soundwave or the other recordicons. Laserbeak is nicer to Cosmos than Buzzsaw, but really not by that much. They do like the guy though, he’s a nice warm perch and he’s surprisingly good at preening their feathers.

Ravage likes to keep her feelings about Cosmos ambiguous. She’ll never admit to liking him or disliking him , but she doesn’t actively try to kill him so that counts for something. She loves sneaking up on him and scaring him, but also likes using him as a personal heating pad. The most one-on-one time they have together is them reading together (ie ravage reading over Cosmos’ shoulder) but that’s really it. (she does eventually, begrudgingly admit that she’s okay with him. He treats Soundwave very well and is very respectful to her, so she can’t really complain that much. Doesn’t mean she won’t pop him over the head just because she feels like it.)

EHEE THANK YOU FOR THE ASK!!! I LOVED ANSWERING IT!!!!!! 💚💚💚🛸🛸🛸

[cantdealwiththisnow]

Part 2, tinyass RID2015 3x25 screenshots continued. because I mean just LOOK at Percy, he's definitely killed a man before

[the-crusadercons]

[unawakening-float07]

would it be terrible if i comment on a local bar’s social media post that the AI art they’re using is tacky and bad?

[sphnyspinspin]

Day F-F-Five! Of TRANSFORMERS 31 DAY CREATIVE CHALLENGE…complete💕✨💕

Check out my Lady Macaron redesign while you’re at it too! Her hair in the cartoon always made me unreasonably weirded out. I mean it could’ve been a wig, but I still thought it was kind of ugly.

This idea came from an AU idea where after the events of the Lost Light, a couple Botbots make themselves at home in the walls of Cybertron, including Swerve’s Bar, instead of the mall. They hide for a while, until Swerve eventually adopts them and they return the favor by helping out around the bar.

The Sugar Shocks are especially pleased with helping Swerve out with new drink ideas; Lady Macaron loves learning how to make the drinks, but the Sugar Shocks aren’t really the most…empathetic. So not the best to tell your troubles to anyway.

Also the Botbots go incognito because they could get squished.

[lovinglonerhybrid]

It’s Halloween!

The bots at swerves are having a costume contest! Help the bots chose a winer!

Help the bots decide who wins!

[billy-jay-kisses-robots]

MTMTE/Lost Light fans, please tell me your weirdest choices for voice headcanons.

I'll go first. Swerve as Graystillplays, a YouTuber that I wish still made good content. https://youtu.be/Tm4UQiSEEx0?si=Jo4ufQw7bQpJqyHB

Come on, tell you you can't imagine Swerve saying "Full Liquor Bar"

[rollersfataft]

Can we please have MORE Swerve x Roddy?!? PLEASE, you draw them SO beautiful

I'LL DRAW SOME LEGIT STUFF EVENTUALLY

[thechampagnesocialist]

hi so i was at all in today and i met oli ?!?! my dad was at the bar and he was there too so my dad started talking to him about wrestletalk and stuff. my dad mentioned me and oli told my dad that he wanted to meet me too like what ?!? so my dad got me while oli waited for us and we talked for like ages !! i gave him a friendship bracelet and he shook my hand and we took a picture with him its kinda crazy hes such a nice person. he said he was gonna give the other friendship bracelets to pete and luke and tempest and dan. crazy

hello????

first thing first, hope you have a good time at all in. second thing second, wild that one of the first people you decided to share this story with (right after all in, might I add) is tumblr user champagnesocialist.