#sweetie pie shower jelly

[miikewheelers]

what the boys' mom probably called them

yes i know they technically didn't have a 'biological' mom but they probably had a mother figure in their life who looked at them all like her sons so here please allow my imagination to run wild for a bit <3

lucifer - son, honey

very basic stuff for her first born, she understood his personality and was aware that keeping it simple was the best way to get on his good side

'son' is a much more conservative nickname he was given by his mother, so to contrast, she calls him 'honey' at times where she finds him at moments of his best

some examples of these moments that warrant being called 'honey' is if he was separated from her for a long time, was all dressed up and ready to attend an event that was a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, or if he did something that particularly impressed her and/or brought attention to her as his mother

mammon - boyo, treasure, pookie

i imagine the nickname 'boyo' being for a son who's rambunctious and adventurous, which mammon definitely is to a fault (and probably shows this side around her the most often)

'treasure' is obviously a name she gave him to compliment his eye for up-scale material goods and things affordable by the top 1%

even though he's the second youngest, mammon definitely has a childish flair to him (as seen several times in the game) and was probably babied the most by their mom, besides belphie. and thus was born the name 'pookie', given to mammon because she thought that his propensity to beg and actively try to twist her arm to do things for him vibed with the name more, while belphie was a lot mellower and wanted to slowly urge their mother to do things for him

leviathan - kiddo, champ

as the youngest of the 'oldest' brothers, she probably looked at levi as somewhat of the baby of the eldest, inspiring the nickname 'kiddo' for him

'champ' mainly came from her wanting to inspire and encourage him to be more sociable and be more motivated to do things outside of his room, like looking forward to going to school and other social events

the latter name also was meant to boost his confidence generally, due to his propensity to feel envy at others' successes

satan - smartsky, ace

(deciding to add him in here for shits and giggles, i know he probably never really met his mom but just hear me out for a sec)

as the logical, knowledge- and book-loving fourth-born, these terms that signify academic achievement would definitely be used for him

she'd probably love that he was an achiever and wanted him to embrace that side of himself as often as he possibly could

his brothers technically could call him these the easiest without getting their heads bitten off, but being called these names by his mother would probably make him feel a lot more accomplished but a bit flustered at the same time

asmodeus - sweetie pie, my little prince/princess

asmo thrives on affection, so of course mommy had to go out of her way to give him a sweet-sounding nickname!

neither of them had any issues with referring to him using either masculine or feminine terms (which probably was the case anyway given how different celestial realm society is to any human society), so depending on the aesthetic/energy he was giving off on a particular day, she'd choose one to match

their mom probably loved to pamper asmo a lot and help him with getting dressed and makeup and other aspects of fashion and design, so she probably loved to shower him in affection and compliments since she knows he loves it and it's so easy to do!

beelzebub - munchkin, spud, jelly bean

he's called 'munchkin' in a different way than what we'd know of; we think of munchkin being a nickname for small things, but beel is the tallest of his brothers, so she'd call beel 'munchkin' as an affectionate way to comment on his trait of having a big appetite

'spud' is probably the most appropriate nickname here, since to the boys' mom his figure probably resembled a bit of a potato to her, especially when he was a baby

she calls him 'jelly bean' when he's being cute, affectionate, and, of course, sweet, because his kindness is definitely a massive aspect of his demeanor (we've all played this game, we know)

belphegor - snug bug, bubba

of course, as the youngest, belphie would end up getting the cutest, babiest-sounding nicknames of all the boys

'snug bug' was obviously inspired by his desire to cuddle up to someone when napping, and he probably loved to snuggle up to and take naps with his mom in the celestial realm

the nickname 'bubba' came from his ability as the youngest to be able to easily twist her arm to do things for/with him, being much easier done by him than any of his other brothers. but she couldn't help herself because belphie, as her youngest, will always be so adorable ♡

[m-jelly]

Hey jelly how do u think erwin would be with his s/o having big boobs and butt (sfw and nsfw) . I am an hourglass and bcoz of my body fitting into the shitty beauty standard I get judged and by a lot of girls and I have trouble accepting my body . How do u think he would comfort his s/o suffering from same problem

Hello Anon!

I am tagging @ladycheesington in this because she and I have talked very deeply about this subject! Both of us are members of the hourglass group as well. Both of us are curvy ladies and we have both had a lot of issues with getting clothes fitting us with big hips and busts, but small waists. We've also been judged and bullied too.

I have had men be incredibly lewd towards me. It has gotten to the point where I cover up a lot and wear jumpers and baggy clothes to hide.

Anyway! Enough of that. What would Erwin think?

Cheesy and I believe Erwin is a man who would really love a thick woman. He'd especially enjoy thick thighs, big booty and big hips. He'd bite, slap and massage as much as you will let him. He'll love how soft you are and squeeze you tightly in his arms.

Erwin is a very big guy, so you'll always be small compared to him. You're a wonderful cuddly sweetie-pie to him. He will touch you often and hold you tightly. He will shower you with love and affection every single moment he can.

If you are feeling negative about your body, he will tell you how wonderful you are and perfect. He'll tell you that you are beautiful. He'll tell you that he fell in love with you, the woman before him. He loves you, body and soul. He dated you with your hourglass body. He loves the body you have. If you want to lose weight and go to the gym, he will go with you and help you along. However, he will not help you lose weight to be thin. He will help you if you want to be healthy. Erwin wants you to be in a safe and comfortable mindset and to see the gym as a place to have fun with him, work together and to be healthy.

Erwin would have a little game with you. If he ever hears you say something bad about yourself, he will hold your hands and say to you. "For one bad comment about yourself, I want two good things. Tell me two good things about yourself." He'll wait for your answers and reward you with loving kisses when you do it and tell you that you're a good girl. Erwin will work with you to make you see just how incredible you are. He wants you to see yourself the way he sees you.

Erwin loves you for everything you are and he will tell you over and over again you are beautiful, pretty and sexy.

[starshine-lush-reviews-blog]

A comforting twilight bath 😌

[in-love-with-lush]

lush news - shower jellies

New shower jellies out as part of the community favourites section on UK website! 

9 different types released!  💕

[shorkbrian]

Stretch and Relax

hello I’m here with some Horny Victor Thots (especially thinkin about like that scene where he wants to sleep with Yuri that first night but Yuri’s too shy hurr hurr)

Really vibing with like, reach around masturbation.

(Gender neutral reader yayyyy)

(Warnings - coercion, dub-con. Reader’s too shy to say no but they don’t like what’s going on. Victor just bulldozes past that. fingering, overstimulation, NSFW)

Victor knows how to handle shy little things. He just keeps pushing and pushing and pushing until they do whatever he wants. He knows his confidence can be intimidating, and that it can be used as a tool to make cute, trembling little messes like yourself let him do whatever he wants.

It’s easy for him to get you pressed back-to-chest with him, the man able to look over your shoulder. 

“You need to stretch, it’s good for you! Look at how stressed you are, it’ll release tension!” he tells you when you try to squirm away. Two quick hands on your thighs keep you anchored against him.

Victor uses his hold on your legs to slowly eases them open, hooking them up and over his own legs, pulling back so you’re exposed and open to the world. You’re just in your bedroom though, no need to be shy!

In no time he’s got his hand down your shorts, petting over your underwear, murmuring in your ear about relaxing and how it’s normal for friends to help each other out like this. It’s okay, you trust him don’t you?

And you do, or you did, so you let him touch you while your face burns and you hide it with your hands.

Victor knows the gentle petting probably feels nice, but he wants to make you feel amazing. He was being serious when he said you looked stressed! He also wants to know how you feel inside.

So he creeps his long fingers beneath your underwear, smiles at the way you gasp when they come into direct contact with your flesh. He starts rubbing and stroking, when you begin to leak he swipes up your wetness with his fingers, uses that to help him wiggle and smooth his fingers into every place he can reach.

And you’re squirming in his lap, unable to close your legs, whimpering out please and stop and it’s too much.

“But that just makes it all the better, no?”

Victor kisses your neck, letting his free hand reach around your chest to play with your nipples, squeeze your flesh, tease and grope whatever he can grab with his hands.

You arch into him as you cum, just from a little bit of heavy petting - he barely even touched you.

Victor’s giggling, nuzzling into your neck. “Mm, I bet that felt so nice. And I hardly did anything! You’re so perfect.”

He keeps touching you, even though you whine and try to push his hands away. You might be strong, but he’s stronger, and he’s more coordinated with his limbs. Plus, the way he has you situated against him makes it easy to keep you pinned.

The way you keep writhing makes his dick twitch, already hard as a rock from the very first second he touched you. 

The man uses your cum to get his fingers nice and wet, all slick. It makes it easier to push them inside you, especially with the way you’re clenching, so tight and clenching like you want to break his first finger when he tentatively pushes into you. 

One finger turns into two, and then you’re crying, overstimulated, overwhelmed. Victor keeps going though - you’re flushed and you look divine like this, and right now, he doesn’t care if you notice how he’s slowly rocking his hips against your back. You probably couldn’t notice even if you tried, considering that you’re fucked out in his lap from just a few little touches. Victor thinks that’s so hot.

The pads of his fingers stroke at your insides, you’re burning inside, and you feel like velvet, and Victor can’t stop himself from groaning. His fingers skirt over a spot when he adjusts the position of his arm, and you tense up in his hold, eyes fluttering shut, mouth dropping open amidst your cries to wait, oh please wait!  

“Ah, looks like I found something fun~” Victor sings.

He probs at that spot again, and you jerk. 

“Oh fuck, wait, wait wait wait! It’s - I -! Too much, oh god, oh gOD!” You whine, the feeling of his fingers massaging that spot inside you relentlessly making you cream and gush and leak. 

Victor can tell it’s too much, he’s not blind. But he likes this look on you - this sweaty, dopey, pleasure-drunk look. So he continues to work with his fingers, abusing your insides, shifting and stroking and drawing little circles and then you’re humming for the second time, hunching forward. 

He almost laughs as you do so, because you shoot straight back up. Hunching like that only intensified the feeling, and it’s too much, it’s too much, it’s too much!

You’re a babbling mess, and Victor is loving it. You’ll be so relaxed by the time he’s done, he could probably even cuddle with you on your bed after he helps you clean up. 

His fingers haven’t stopped, practically milking the pleasure out of you, and you’re thrashing now, begging, pleading for him to let you up. He doesn’t

“But you’re feeling so good sweetie pie, I shouldn’t stop, it’d be cruel!”

The sounds feel so weird in his mouth, and he wishes he could coo to you in his mother tongue, but he knows it makes you uncomfortable when you don’t know what he’s saying. Victor will settle for praising you in ways you can recognize, for now at least.

“One more, yes? And then we can stop.”

You seem comforted (or at least resigned) by that, and slowly stop thrashing. Victor slowly eases his fingers out of you, sighing into your ear as he feels the way you clench so tightly around his slender digits - you want to keep him inside, your body’s sucking him back in so tightly. He tries not to think about how that would feel around his dick - he’s not an inexperienced man who’ll cum from a touch, but he’s beginning to feel like a sensitive little virgin again.

But he knows that it might be painful (for both you and him, his arm is beginning to cramp) if he continues to finger you, so he’ll make you cum one last time in the same way he pulled your first orgasm from you.

You keen as he finds a sensitive spot, buck away from his touch but he follows you.

“No more, no more - Victor, Victor please.”

“Shh shh shh-” He shushes, fingers still gliding over that sensitive spot “Just one more.” The man comforts.

And then-oh-you get determined. Determined to cum, determined to finish so that you can finally rest. 

You push into his hand, circling your hips, chasing after your orgasm so you can be done with all of this.

“Oh, mmh! Right-Right there!” You whimper, hands clutching at Victor’s thighs.

“Right here?” His voice is deep, throaty, heavy in your ear. He can feel your skin prickle with goosebumps.

Victor continues to fondle the spot he had just brushed over, quickly pinching at the skin just to hear you yelp before quickly massaging the tender flesh. You’re getting closer and closer, whining, keening, humping against his hand like a dog.

And then you crest, body shaking violently as you cum (almost painfully) for the third, and final time.

You’re quickly scrabbling at his hand, trying to pull it out of your shorts as he keeps touching you.

“Alright, I’ll play nice.” Victor laughs, finally withdrawing his wet, sticky hand from your shorts. 

“Messy messy.” He teases, holding his hand up and stretching his fingers apart in front of you both to show how your cum sticks and drips to his digits.

You’re crying, embarrassed, exhausted, and Victor clicks his tongue in sympathy.

“I know, sweet little thing. Here, just sit for a minute.”

You slump back against his chest, breath hitching. 

Victor can’t resist bringing his hand to his mouth, licking at his fingers, sucking them clean. You taste nice - maybe soon he can help you stretch and relax in other ways, ways that will end up with his mouth in-between your legs.

After you calm down, cries softening to little sniffles, Victor helps you up, guides you to the bathroom. He tries to convince you to let him shower with you (”You can barely stand, your legs are all jelly. Let me help, it’s only fair!”) but you almost start crying again, and he knows not to push his luck.

He doesn’t want to make you hate him, after all.

While you’re cleaning up, he quickly jacks off while sitting on your bed, groaning when he thinks of your little body trembling against his own as he forced you through orgasm after orgasm. 

Victor’s able to clean himself up before you step out of the shower.

You look exquisite like that - clean and fresh and glowy. You can’t seem to meet his eyes, but you’ve always been so shy, Victor knows it’s not anything personal.

He was right, earlier. You’re so tuckered out that you simply flop onto your bed, let Victor settle in beside you and pull the covers up over you both.

Yes, you flinch when he slings an arm over your waist, and you shuffle awkwardly when he presses close to you, cuddly and needy and affectionate. But he doesn’t mind. You’ll get used to him soon enough.

[stardusttrashed]

Drunk In Love

Word Count: 2K

Warnings: Swearing, Drunk reader, Fluff, Angst (if you squint), Brief mentions of NSFW

Pairing: Katsuki Bakugo x Fem!reader

Summary: Katsuki comes to pick you up from a hangout after you drunk called him 

A/n: loosely based off drunk me... yes I hogged all the watermelon jolly ranchers by putting them in my bra, don’t judge lol. Also all characters are of drinking age

“Where’s my little dumbass,” Katsuki grumbled as he stood outside the door. The bitter cold was slowly beginning to seep through his numerous layers. He jammed his hands into his pockets, hunched over from the cold and out of annoyance. It was three in the morning and beginning to snow, yet here he was miles away from his warm, cozy house because you had drunkenly called not once but five times. 

“Over there hogging all the Jolly Ranchers,” Sero laughed, nodding over his shoulder. The cold outside air was hitting him like a truck, killing the little buzz he had. He stepped aside, making room for Katsuki to come inside. “She won’t let me get one until she’s done.”

Katsuki could hear your carefree giggles from inside the room, followed by delighted squeals. “What does this one say?” You asked with childlike curiosity as you shoved the piece of candy into Mina’s view.

Katsuki sighed and shook his head, holding back a laugh. “Tch, figures. Damn idiot,” he muttered under his breath as he stepped inside, shutting and locking the door behind him. 

“How’s it going outside?” Sero crossed his arms as he leaned against the wall, casually huddling up to regain the warmth he just lost. “Heard it’s supposed to get colder.”

Katsuki shrugged nonchalantly, “started snowing on my way here.” The small two-bedroom apartment felt like a warm summer’s day compared to the frigid weather. It was like being thrown straight into an oven after spending so long in a freezer. He shrugged off his coat and shoes, “couldn’t exactly ignore her calls, though.” His eyes scanned the small, open room for you. 

“Denki,” you giggled loudly, immediately getting Katsuki’s attention. “I said only watermelon flavor dummy.” Katsuki watched as you pulled a Jolly Rancher out of your shirt. “This isn’t even red, dumbass,” you slurred before throwing the purple piece of candy at Denki’s chest.

“Yeah, dummy,” Mina teased with a smirk. She leaned forward, hunching over to look over your shoulder. You were comfortably situated in between her legs, sitting on the floor in front of her while she sat on the couch. “That’s another cherry, sweetie.”

“Thanks, doll face,” you beamed, blowing her a kiss before tossing the piece into the pile on the coffee table. 

“Here’s another,” Kirishima called out, holding a piece up in the air. Unlike Denki and Mina, Kirishima had mainly kept to himself. He was sprawled out on the loveseat, legs hanging over the armrest. It was comfortable, but he’d be lying if he said part of him didn’t want to be closer to Mina and Denki, helping you stuff the candies into your bra. You were cute; there was no denying that, nor was there any denying that he had the biggest crush on you in high school. But you were dating Katsuki now, and no amount of drinks could make him forget that.

Katsuki watched as Mina and Denki drunkenly scrambled to grab the piece from Kirishima. It was like watching an intense tug of war match between toddlers. His eyes wandered away from them, taking in the empty bottles and candy strewn across the room. 

“Got it,” Mina shouted with a wide grin, grabbing Katsuki’s attention once again. She sat back down on the couch, allowing you to settle between her legs once again. She stuck her tongue out at Denki like a child before focusing on you. Giggles spilled from her mouth, fueled on by your giggles as she reached in your shirt and tucked the piece of candy into your already full bra. 

“Touch her boobs again, and you’re dead raccoon eyes,” Katsuki snapped as she pulled her hand out of your shirt. He let out a huff of satisfaction as Mina and Denki scrambled away from you. “The same goes for the rest of you!” Despite the vagueness of his words, his eyes bore holes into the side of Denki’s head, who refused to make eye contact.

“Is that my Katsuki baby,” you squealed, scrambling to your feet. You could barely stand, your legs wobbling like jelly as you made your way towards him. “Hi, baby! I missed you tons,” you slurred with a dopey smile on your face. You threw your arms around his neck partially to anchor yourself, but mostly just to hold him close. “I haven’t seen you in forever.” 

Katsuki shook his head with an amused chuckle. There was no doubt you were drunk, and as much as he wanted to be upset, he couldn’t be. You were like a child in a candy store, eyes wide and full of awe as you looked up at him. “Hey princess,” he cooed quietly as he wrapped his arm around your waist. “I’ve missed you too.” His free hand cupped your cheek gently, his thumb gently tracing your cheekbone. The way you leaning into his touch brought a loving smile onto his face. “But, I see you’ve been having fun.”

“I would’ve had more if you were here the whole time,” you huffed with a pout. You swore you could feel yourself becoming drunker and drunker from him. His touch. His crimson eyes. His warmth. The sweet burnt caramel smell. Everything about him was intoxicating. He made you drunker than any drink could, and the scariest part was just how addicting he was. You needed your little gremlin more than you needed the air in your lungs. “So pretty,” you muttered under your breath. Before you could stop yourself, you leaned forward, pressing your lips against his. 

The kiss was shorter than you both would’ve liked, feeling more like a tease than anything else. Katsuki was the first to pull back, causing you to whine quietly.

“Taste?” you asked worriedly, reaching up to wipe away the crinkles of disgust on his nose. Katsuki was never much of a drinker for as long as you have known him. The most you’ve ever seen him have was two shots, so he usually ended up being the designated driver between the two of you. Out of all the conversations you’ve had with him about it, you could never figure out which part he hated more--the taste or becoming impaired. “‘M sorry,” you continued without waiting for an answer.

“It’s okay, baby,” Katsuki reassured you, forcing himself to give you another peck on the lips. Out of everything that came from you drinking, this was always his least favorite part. He hated how the alcohol took over until it was all he could taste on your lips. He missed your naturally sweet taste that would get him drunker than any amount of shots he could ever take. Yet he loved how needily affectionate you’d become, showering him with love and compliments--not that he’d ever tell you. “See, no need to apologize,” he cooed, kissing your forehead. 

“I can kiss her for you,” Denki drunkenly shouted, the alcohol providing him a scary amount of courage. The stupid grin on his face quickly vanished as Katsuki glared daggers at him.

“As If,” you quickly cut in before Katsuki could rip him a new one. “Only kisses I wan’ are from my honey bunches of oats right ‘ere.” You smiled up at him, “right, baby?” You weren’t sure what exactly you were asking about—everything you just said barely processing in your head.

“Good answer, sweetheart.” He leaned in to reward you with a kiss but stopped short at the squeak that sounded from you.

You pressed your finger against his lips, stopping him from coming any closer. “Hol’ on.” You dug around in your bra and pulled out a Jolly Rancher, promptly popping it into your mouth. “Ta-da! Now I’ll taste yummy,” you slurred with a giggle as you sucked on the hard candy.

Katsuki chuckled proudly, hooking his finger under your chin, “you always taste yummy to me.” He pressed his lips against yours, gentle at first but growing increasingly possessive once he notices Denki stealing glances your way. He teasingly sucked on your lower lip, eliciting a soft moan from you. Katsuki took the opportunity to slip his tongue into your mouth, caressing your tongue with his until he grabbed ahold of the candy in your mouth, taking it for himself. Despite the hunger in the kiss, when he pulled away, all you could make out in his crimson eyes were complete adoration. “Now, let’s get you home, yeah?” 

You cupped your hand around your mouth and drunkenly whispered, “can we fuck when we get home?” 

“Some other time,” he gently kissed your lips once more, “you need water and rest.”

“Cuddles?” You asked with a pout.

“Sure, sweetheart-.”

“And head?”

“Y/n…”

“I’ll take that as a yes,” you squealed before throwing your arms around his neck. “Bye, guys! Katsuki and I are gonna fuck!”

“No, we aren’t.”

“Denki, I’ll call if we don’t!”

Katsuki growled as he wrapped a protective arm around your waist, “like hell, you will!” His hand holding your waist began to flicker as sparks were being created like little poopers. “You’re mine! I’ll kill-,” Katsuki shouted. 

“I’m kiddin’,” you giggle, giving his cheek a peck. “Totally kiddin’ dummy. Y’know I’d only call cutie pie Kiri.” You could feel Kirishima snap his head towards you, his eyes boring into your side. With a shrug, you ignore Katsuki’s shocked look, “he’s cute and sweet. Oh, and easy to make hard!”

“Shut the hell up,” Katsuki snapped as he angrily put his jacket on you. 

“Cause his quirk,” you continued.

“I said shut it!”

“He’s like my dream boyfriend, and you’re my dream husband, y’know.”

“Another damn word, and you won’t get cuddles.”

You gasped, bouncing on the balls of your feet a few times before losing balance and falling into Katsuki’s chest. “Cuddles and fries?”

“No. I’ll see you guys later,” Katsuki called out over his shoulder as he ushered you to the door. 

“Kiri woulda said yes,” you shrugged as you followed him out into the cold. You clung to his arm for dear life, trying to keep him warm and help yourself stand upright. 

“I’m going to blow you to bits if you don’t shut up.”

“Nah, uh, you love me too much.”

“I swear I’m gonna murder you.”

“With love?”

“No.” 

“Rude! My husband Katsuki wouldn’t treat me like this. He’d give me all the cuddles and fries I wan’.” 

“Sure he would,” he huffed as he opened the car door for you. His cheeked grew warm at your new name for him.

“He would! Cause I love ‘im fuck tons and he loves me-,” you gasped, just now realizing the thin white sheet on the ground. “It’s snowing!”

“Y/n, if you don’t get your ass in the car,” Katsuki groaned. “It’s snowing, it’s cold, and I have to drive home to give you cuddles and fries. So, please.” 

“Okay, hubby,” you smiled sleepily, complying almost instantly and earning a chuckle from him. Your eyes followed him as he leaned over you, buckling you in before handing you the bottle of water from the cup holder. “Y’know, I think you’re cuter than Kiri, and I love ya a lot more.”

Katsuki didn’t reply to you; instead, he closed your door and walked around to the driver’s side. He had buckled in and already began driving before he placed his hand over yours, “I love you too, little dumbass.”

“Your dumbass?” You asked as you took a sip of water.

“My beautiful, drunk, dumbass wifey,” he confirmed with a teasing smirk. 

[just-jordie-things]

adult richie domestic headcanons?

ok so when u and richie finally figured ur shit out

bc u two flirted so much it was hard to tell what was real anymore, even  tho u were lovestruck u were idiots

it got real serious real fast

and maybe you were like 18? 19? you were definitely in love with one another and there was no changing that

even on the days where u wondered why u were with this idiot

so you have a small kinda run down apartment

but it’s perfect for you guys, bc you’re renting it together and it’s the first thing you really have together

you both work a lot during the week, with weird hours, and some days you don’t even see each other until late

but every time you come home to one another, you jump right into his arms and kiss him hello

richie thinks it’s a tradition, but really, u just need a lil bit of lovin

you eat takeout pretty much every other night for dinner

sometimes you cook...

other times, richie tries to cook...

he loves sitting at the table with you, he thinks it’s the coolest thing that he gets to eat meals with you in your shared apartment

it’s cheesy as hell, but he loves it, and you love that he loves it

you’re able to secretly own a cat without the landlord knowing

but you get caught and fined because you two are shit at being discreet about it

“mr tozier, we have reason to believe there’s a cat in this apartment”

“nope, no cat here”

meow

*intense stare down between richie and the landlord*

cuddles!! everywhere!!

you could just be standing there nonchalantly scrolling on your phone and bam

richie’s somehow wound his arms so securely around you that moving just isn’t an option

he always walks into the bathroom when you’re taking a shower bc he ‘forgot something’

“sorry babe, need the soap”

“the soap?”

and he’s true to his word, so after a sly grin, he takes the soap bottle from the sink and leaves

who tf knows where it went, you have to go to the kitchen to watch your hands now

mornings are great bc ur greeted with a new pet name he comes up with

as time goes on, they get weirder, but endearing somehow

“good morning babe”

“morning beautiful”

“you awake, lover?”

“mornin’ babycakes”

“good morning dove”

“good morning angel”

“good morning sweetie pie”

“mornin’ honey crisp”

“morning jelly donut”

bonus:

“richie, you’re just calling me foods at this point”

“hush, let’s juts cuddle cupcake” 

all in all, living with richie is great.

even when he burns your breakfast

or spills wine on the carpet, again.

or suddenly needs the shampoo from the shower while you’re using it.

[shapeshiftinterest]

mao mao fanfiction prompts: snugglemagne x mao mao

some prompts I made while brainstorming with @little-bird-swaggy-boy

started with THIS post and snowballed from there

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snugglemagne x mao mao

 over the top courting from king snugglemagne towards mao mao

eg: bouquettes, songs, poems, gifts, a letter to shin mao politely asking for permission to woo

 eg: a letter to shin mao aggressively stating that he'll use all of pureheart valley to wage war on him if he doesn't treat mao mao better/ let him court mao mao because he is a KING and no neglectful dad is going to get in the way of this

 mao doesn’t realize he’s being courted for a WHILE but once he does he gives everything back cuz a hero doesn’t need rewards from the people they protect

badgerclops is the first one to see it so he has to help mao realize the king is straight up wooing him

the king and mao mao groom each other, maybe mao mao doesn’t know how to do it all that well because distant family issues (idk royal grooming time maybe)

possible scenario: jelly creature attack (maybe badgerclops and adorabat are sick or doing errands so it’s just mao mao) and the king is in the vicinity so mao and the king fight it but it’s a type of jelly where, when it explodes, it can only be groomed off because of science composition or whatever

like, imagine they go to camille and honey because they don’t know why it’s not coming off in the shower; it’s a weird thing but whatever and the king allows mao mao to groom him since he’s probably the only one in both a high enough position of power + another cat type being

not a ship prompt but imagine badgerclops buys a laser pointer and uses it when the hero trio go to the castle but the king was in the throne room and mao and the king accidentally headbutt each other while going for the dot

not a ship prompt but imagine a villain sends a mysterious package to the castle and the king sends for mao mao to check if it’s dangerous, they test the package and one of the tests makes it explode catnip, so now both mao mao and the king are doing cat things while badgerclops and adorabat chase after them (may include the king’s servant, quinton)

check below the read more for some dialogue examples for the prompts

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BC, eating chips in the background: dude he’s so into you

mao: what? no! he’s probably just super impressed by how awesome i am at saving the valley so many times

BC: he sent you food

mao: that i shared with you and adorabat

BC: the last gift was catnip! catnip doesn’t even GROW in pure heart valley

mao: so? he’s the king, and a cat. of course he’d have catnip, he probably just sent the excess

BC: THERE IS A LITERAL CHOIR OF SWEETIE PIE RESIDENTS SINGING A LOVE BALLAD OUTSIDE OUR HOUSE

mao: ... it’s probably just platonic

BC: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

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BC: mao he sent you a 30 page romantic letter complete with flowers and chocolate

mao: i didn’t read it

BC: L;AKSDJF;LSKDF WHY

mao: too busy adventuring

BC: *muffled screaming*

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*in which mao doesn’t groom often because of distant family issues + i fight monsters constantly so why bother*

king: *starts grooming mao mao*

mao: WHY DID YOU JUST LICK ME!?!?!?

king: sheriff you utter peasant, it’s called grooming and you are in DIRE need of it

[aster-ria]

"" Hi sweetie 😘😘 For the the 100 this or that: 1 - 100 Muahahahah yes all of them 👿😇 (You don't need to answer all of them I love you so much sweetie 😘😘😘😘😘 "" 😂😂😂

1. Coffee or tea?

Tea

2. Black and white or color?

Black and white

3. Drawings or paintings?

both

4. Dresses or skirts?

both

5. Books or movies?

both

6. Pepsi or Coke?

coke

7. Chinese or Italian?

both

8. Early bird or night owl?

night owl

9. Chocolate or vanilla?

in what context? but both

10. Introvert or extrovert?

introvert

11. Hugs or kisses?

hugs

12. Hunting or fishing?

one

13. Winter or summer?

winter

14. Spring or fall?

fall

15. Rural or urban?

urban

16. PC or Mac?

pc

17. Tan or pale?

idc

18. Cake or pie?

cake

19. Ice cream or yogurt?

ice cream

20. Ketchup or mustard?

ketchup

21. Sweet pickles or dill pickles?

sweet pickles

22. Comedy or mystery?

comedy

23. Boots or sandals?

boots

24. Silver or gold?

gold

25. Pop or Rock?

pop

26. Dancing or singing?

none and both

27. Checkers or chess?

both

28. Board games or video games?

both

29. Wine or beer?

wine

30. Freckles or dimples?

Freckles

31. Honey mustard or BBQ sauce?

none

32. Body weight exercises or lifting weights?

none

33. Baseball or basketball?

Basketball

34. Crossword puzzles or sudokus?

sudoku

35. Facial hair or clean shaven?

idc

36. Crushed ice or cubed ice?

cubed ice

37. Skiing or snowboarding?

skiing

38. Smile or game face?

game face

39. Bracelet or necklace?

bracelet

40. Fruit or vegetables?

both

41. Sausage or bacon?

sausage

42. Scrambled or fried?

?????

43. Dark chocolate or white chocolate?

both  but white

44. Tattoos or piercings?

none

45. Antique or brand new?

brand new, but both

46. Dress up or dress down?

???

47. Cowboys or aliens?

aliens

48. Cats or dogs?

none, but when pressed Cats

49. Pancakes or waffles?

both

50. Bond or Bourne?

none i haven’t either of the movies

51. Sci-Fi or fantasy?

both, but more of Fantasy

52. Numbers or letters?

both

53. Harry Potter or Lord of the Rings?

harry potter

54. Fair or theme park?

theme park

55. Money or fame?

money

56. Washing dishes or doing laundry?

doing laundry

57. Snakes or sharks?

snakes

58. Orange juice or apple juice?

orange juice

59. Sunrise or sunset?

sunset

60. Slacker or over-achiever?

both

61. Pen or pencil?

pen, but both

62. Peanut butter or jelly?

none

63. Grammys or Oscars?

oscars

64. Detailed or abstract?

detailed

65. Multiple choice questions or essay questions?

both

66. Adventurous or cautious?

cautious

67. Saver or spender?

saver

68. Glasses or contacts?

none

69. Laptop or desktop?

laptop

70. Classic or modern?

both

71. Personal chef or personal fitness trainer?

?????

72. Internet or cell phone?

internet

73. Call or text?

text

74. Curly hair or straight hair?

straight hair

75. Shower in the morning or shower in the evening?

evening

76. Spicy or mild?

mild

77. Marvel or DC?

Marvel

78. Paying a mortgage or paying rent?

paying rent

79. Sky dive or bungee jump?

none

80. Oreos or Chips Ahoy?

oreos

81. Jello or pudding?

both

82. Truth or dare?

truth

83. Roller coaster or Ferris wheel?

Ferris wheel

84. Leather or denim?

both

85. Stripes or solids?

??

86. Bagels or muffins?

muffins

87. Whole wheat or white?

rye (roggen)

88. Beads or pearls?

both

89. Hardwood or carpet?

hardwood

90. Bright colors or neutral tones?

neutral colours

91. Be older than you are or younger than you are?

younger

92. Raisins or nuts?

nuts

93. Picnic or nice restaurant?

both

94. Black leather or brown leather?

black leather

95. Long hair or short hair?

both

96. “Ready, aim, fire” or “Ready, fire, aim”?

ready, aim, fire

97. Fiction or non-fiction?

fiction

98. Smoking or non-smoking?

non-smoking

99. Think before you talk or talk before you think?

think before i talk

100. Asking questions or answering questions?

answering

i love you too

[kindulums-and-requests]

self care for eclipsa butterfly

Extra Fluffy Throw Blanket - Berkshire $24.00

Violet Lime Candle - KandelaCandleCompany $6.00

Green Tea Bath Bomb - JanetsBathBoutique $6.00

Black Raspberry Vanilla Soap - Storytime Soap Shoppe $4.50

Sweetie Pie Shower Jelly - Lush in-shop only

Drops of Jupiter Bath Bomb - ThePhillyFyzzlers $5.74

Violet Essential Oil - Piping Rock $6.99

Geode Bath Bomb - AlwaysAutumnCrafts $6.25

[lushtastetester]

Lush Kitchen Menu 1st-5th!

Monday Lemon Days And Ginger Beer bath bomb £3.95 Lemony Flutter body lotion £16.95 Tuesday Freeze shower Gel £11.50 Snowdrops bath bomb £4.25 Wednesday Noubar soap £4.25 Sweetie Pie shower jelly £7.95 Thursday Flying Saucers liquid bubble bath £11.50 Friday Gumback Express shower smoothie £12.95 Brimstone body scrub £6.25 

view on IG here

[paranoidgemsbok]

20 Questions Meme

i got tagged by @mclaggington​ !!

Rules: Answer the 20 questions and tag 20 amazing followers you would like to get to know better.

Name:  jen and i hate every other permutation of my name, especially ‘jenn’

Nicknames: shirts, which i love Zodiac sign: taurus Height: 5′1″ unfortunately Orientation:  ace, panromantic  Ethnicity: white af but my mom’s side is lebanese i jsut got the palest genes and the goth tan aversion goes deep Favorite fruit: mango but only in that 2 minute window where its perfect, otherwise clementines Favorite season: fall! Favorite book: fuk uhhhh animals in translation by temple grandin comes to mind, i love animal behavior. idk im a piece of shit bio nerd ive been reading exclusively nonfiction research books for like the past 5 years Favorite flowers: dahlias and hellbore!!! and snapdragons Favorite scent: the fucking discontinued lush shower jelly ‘sweetie pie’  Favorite color: purple Favorite animal: uhghghhhh you cant fucking amke me choose i’ll give you my favorite order its Ungulata (everything w/ hooves) Coffee, Tea or Hot Chocolate?: tea also im too picky w/ my coffee Average Sleep Hours: 6-7 hrs Favorite Fictional Character: you cant do this.  youre making me expose how much of a garbage human i am.  will graham, greed, pearl, dale cooper, violet Baudelaire, this is very incomplete but i cannot remember my own interests  Number of Blankets you sleep with: ffffffffffour. sheets, a comforter, and two big fuzzy blankets, BUT- my room is kept like, at a constant 50 degrees specifically so i can live like this. Ideal trip: ggggggggg i really want to go to italy and see The Art.  id love to go somewhere wild and full of critters but im afraid of many bugs Blog created: liiiike....2012? i think? maybe?  too long.

I dont have 20 people to tag who the fuck do you think i am but i will send this out to @clockworkrobotic​ @muffinworry​ @sir-sammich​ @1000-rat-corpses​ @wiratomkinder​ but like only if you want to my dudes and whoever else wants to grab this idk

[emmehkat]

I was tagged by the lovely @nyx-avatar

Rules: Answer the 20 questions and tag 20 amazing followers you would like to get to know better.

Name: Emma

Nicknames: Emi is really the only one. That no one ever uses. 

Zodiac sign: Cancer

Height: 5′6″

Orientation: Pan

Ethnicity: Armenian

Favorite fruit: Blueberries.

Favorite season: winter or fall. Florida doesn’t really have seasons

Favorite book series: My favorite book is Speak. I don’t generally like series. I don’t read enough to get into them

Favorite flower: I don’t like flowers. One of my tattoos have these flowers that look sorta like Clemantis, or Pasques (I had to look up what kind of flowers they were) and I love that tattoo, so. I’d go with those. 

Favorite scent: I like dark sweet scents. For like perfumes. Like I love Bath and Body Works Dark Kiss. My all time favorite was Lush’s Sweetie Pie shower jelly, which smells like You Crack the Whip, I haven’t had the money to go and buy Comforter to see if I like it but I’ve heard it’s really similar. 

Favorite color: Forest green, pastel purple and silver

Favorite animal: Ferrets and snails. 

Coffee, tea, or hot cocoa: Coffee. I hate hot cocoa. Makes my teeth feel gross.

Average sleep hours: 7

Cat or dog person?: Cats. No doubt. 

Favorite fictional characters: Ryoji and Shinji from Persona 3 are first to come to mind.  

Number of blankets you sleep with: I never have slept with more or less then 1 blanket. Florida is too hot for that shit

Dream trip: Japan

Blog created: April 9th 2010

Number of followers: 275. But I’m pretty sure at least 100 maybe even 150 are inactive or follow-4-follow people because I’ve NEVER seen some of the people that follow me interact with any of my posts (no likes or reblogs)

I’ll tag anyone who wants to

[gooeychewy]

I was scrolling through your blog and I loved the post where the person was cutting up bath bombs and mixing it with shower gels. Just realized how smart using a strainer is cuz i hate having bumpy residue at the bottom of my bathtub! Anyway I was gonna ask, what's your favorite Lush product? Mine is the Snow Fairy series cuz it smells like candy. 😊😊😊

Aaaa gosh, I’ve never actually bought anything from Lush! There’s no Lush store anywhere in my city, and I’ve never really gotten around to ordering from their website ^^;

But! I can already tell that their shower jellies are my favorite!! >:3 I feel like the sweetie pie one would be my favorite bc it’s purple, it’s jelly, it’s soap, and the scent sounds lovely! So it’s like an intersection of 4 of my favorite things lol! ^^

(Apparently it’s out of stock on their website though, so the Whoosh one would probably be my second choice if they never restock it ever again lol ^^; )

[candlesnlushbathcocktails]

This bath I used the comforter again I also mixed it with a shower jelly I had called sweetie pie which is in the comforter family but it's scented with coconut and cherry. Then I added sakura which a cherry blossom mimosa scent. It add a nice hint of floral it was so beautiful. Of a scent not much bath art buy lovely smelling spring bath.

[fairywater]

Review: Sweetie Pie Shower Jelly

Upon first glance this product has a lot going for it. Comforter is a well loved fragrance that the majority of fruit loving lushies would like in every product if they were allowed, and lucky us we have been able to get this fan-favorite in a jelly for a couple years. Infused with cherries, coconut, bergamont, and a well disguised cypress oil this is probably not the scent for you if you lean towards earthly or floral scents. 

On body: This is incredibly difficult if you do not have a loofa, I was informed you can also freeze this and use it as a regular bar of soap but if I wanted a bar of soap I would’ve (and do) buy that. So gelatinous state and all you may rip a piece off or precut them, I opted for the latter. Once you crush it against your loofa you get a healthy lather that makes your skin smell identical to the pot. I didn’t notice any significant scent after I had gotten dressed. Pity.

Hair: Now some of you may be appalled, the others saying “duh”, but shower jellies are notoriously good to used as a shampoo. People with finer hair say that it is so soft that they didn’t have to used conditioner, my hair is thick and frizzy so “no conditioner” just isn’t allowed. It did however make my hair very clean and helped slightly with frizz, to make sure I did use multiple times. With application I would reccomend not cutting it and using it in bulk.

Drawbacks: It’s a jelly. You can’t use pieces without a loofa unless you enjoy chasing a cube roughly the size of a nickle around the shower floor at morning noon or night. And all though the scent didn’t linger too long, it still made for an enjoyable bathing experience. oh and this baby might be getting discontinued so there’s that

Overall: 8/10, will repurchase.