#surviveds: dakota

[118diazsarchive]

@surviveds sent: " you're a bit out of it tonight. "

eddie feels like he's been out of it for years now. he can usually get it together long enough to get through a call on days like this. on the days where he feels like he has weights hanging from his body and he's a million miles away from his own head. but he keeps making little mistakes that he shouldn't be making at all because even the smallest mistake can cost everyone their lives. he's sitting against the engine, drinking a bottle of water and twisting the cap between his fingers. he feels called out, seen, and he wants to run away from it but there isn't really anywhere to go. " yeah, i uh -- i just haven't been sleeping much. "

[emotionaloof]

prime defenders braincell count is in negative

more pd tumblr au: part 1 / part 2 / part 3 / part 4 / part 5 / part 6

[mith-gifs-wrestling]

The replay was a great angle for Kai's GTK and Nile's sell of it.

[moxymaxing]

they’re like creatures to me

[total-drama-brainrot]

would noah be a movie star planet kid a roblox kid or an animaljam kid asking for a friend btw okay thanks bye

He absolutely would've been an Animal Jam kid, if the timeline of his character wasn't based in the early 2000s. He'd be the type of player who scams people out of their rares and hacks into the website to give himself glitched magenta items. We also know from his interviews that he likes roleplaying, so I'd bet my left leg that he'd be the type to join those Clan/Pack roleplay groups- you know, the ones that had those weirdly professional looking pages on the AJ Clans Wiki?

So yeah, my definitive answer is Animal Jam Kid.

But, if anything, I think he'd be more into other MMOPRG-type browser games, like World of Warcraft or Adventure Quest Worlds or Runescape, or maybe even Wizard 101. Since Noah's canonically a "Kosmic Kaos" kid, which- from what little information we're given about it from his interviews- is apparently an online MMOPRG sort of deal. Also, as someone who experienced the thread-ends of the 2000s era "browser" game scene, I think Noah would've loved games like MapleStory or FeralHeart.

[tvckerwash]

nobody understands wash/south friendship. anyone not in the know thinks they hate each other, but they don't. sure, they think the other is the single most annoying person in the known universe, but when push comes to shove, they're an okay team so long as they both understand that things are going to become extremely chaotic, they will be screaming at each other non stop, and as the guy who's really, really good at getting out of bad situations where death is almost certain alive, wash (generally) takes point.

[nade2308]

I said I'd never let you go, and I never did

I said I'd never let you fall and I always meant it

If you didn't have this chance then I never did

You'll always find me right there, again

@malewifebillcage @thethistlegirl

[namelessprince]

ILL FUCKING KILL YOU !!

reminder my commissions are open :D

[brokehorrorfan]

Spoke Art has released Resident Evil 4 24x36 screen prints by Dakota Randall. Two variants are available, each limited to 100 for $75. They'll ship in 6-8 weeks.

[lookslikethatsallthetimewehave]

now do mother and daughter relationships

It just occurred to me that the deepest parent-child interactions are the ones involving fathers. Thanks Poptropica XD

[gregor-samsung]

Nomadland (Chloé Zhao, 2020)  

[itchose]

@surviveds said, "uncomfortable silences make me uncomfortable."

talking makes me uncomfortable, he nearly counters, but actually saying those words out loud seem far more difficult than the grunt he offers instead. he would take an uncomfortable silence over the forced-conversation that he's often faced with any day, because he never feels like he has much to offer, anyway. he'd prefers keeping to himself, never giving anyone too much, because most of the time, there's nothing he can say, anyway.

❝  kind of like the silence, ❞ he counters, but that's not exactly true; the silence can so easily send him to places he's not interested in going, but the ways in which he usually avoids it aren't exactly plausible now, so still, he'd take it over any attempt to talk about himself. ❝  guess you're kind of used to noise, though. right? ❞ he asks, even though small talk is really just as bad for him, most of the time.

[brunettedolli]

we’re all connected one way or another

all of us tumblr girlies are like sisters

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[torpublishinggroup]

"Warning Signs Your Machines Are Trying to Kill You!" by TJ Klune

(Legally, I’m required to tell you that when smart phones first became popular, I bought one and then asked for the address of the app store because I thought it was a physical location I had to go to in order to download apps and not something already on your phone. Also, I was recently told I speak like an old person so as a warning, there will not be any slang you youths typically hear, especially on Tumblr. Any slang I’ve learned in the last five years has been against my will. I still don’t know what FOMO means, and I don’t care.)

1. Oh no! You and your family are trying to enjoy a movie night, but Overlord Prime (With Free Shipping) wants a sacrifice at the altar of their god, BeeZos. Should this happen, do not attempt to give Overlord Prime (With Free Shipping) a cantaloupe with googly-eyes on it and say that it is your baby. Overlord Prime (With Free Shipping) knows the difference between fruit and children. Instead, ask the machine to order dog food, and it will forget about eating humans for a little while.

2. If you own a very fancy vehicle that can drive itself, always make sure to carry a brick. That way, when the car locks you inside and attempts to drive you off a cliff into a gas station, you can break the window using the brick. You will then have to jump out, but make sure you do so in time so you can watch the wicked-ass explosion when the car hits the gas station, and you can revel in your victory over your car.

3. This one will hurt. I’m sorry, but it’s true. Chances are, you’re reading this on your phone right this second. To be safe, after you’ve finished reading this post and have clicked on the affiliated links to purchase my books, you should throw your phone into a volcano and then move to South Dakota where there are no machines, only wind and cows. That way, when everyone else gets the 5GZombieVirus that people on Twitter (I’m not calling it the other thing, shut up) seem to think is real, you’ll be safe with your cows on a windy day.

4. Get rid of your air fryer. Don’t ask me why, just do it. Red flags all around. Danger, danger.

5. Do you know of the Clapper? That thing first launched in the late 20th century (I wrote it that way to make me feel old) where the commercials showed cranky old people unable to reach their light switches, so they got a thing called a Clapper that turns your lights on and off when you clap? Guess what? Those will be the first things to try and kill you. If you love your gram-gram, save her from the Clapper. When she asks why you are destroying it with an ax, tell gram-gram it’s because you love her.

6. Do you live in a smart home? The kind where everything is connected to the internet, including your refrigerator? The refrigerator that holds your perishable foods? And oh, would you look at that: how many ice cubes have you kicked under it rather than picking them up when they fall to the floor? A dozen? A million? The refrigerator remembers. And it will spoil your food in seconds. What then? What are you going to eat? Canned food? Not if the refrigerator falls on top of you!

Unfortunately for you, this is where it must end. I hope this has given you enough information to help you survive the inevitable. If you do not heed my warnings, well. Who cares. I’m not in charge of you. Do whatever you want. Just don’t come complaining to me when gram-gram gets the clap.

[infamous-if]

It's Halloween! What tropes would the cast be in a slasher film?

I think I answered this last year lmao but it's nice to have an updated one!

I feel like m!G would be The Jock/ f!G would be the Cheerleader character. They're definitely the one that throws the huge house party in every slasher film. And they die first lol

August is of course the self-aware guide. (aka Randy from Scream 1) They're the one who knows horror movies and tries to tell the group what to do and what not to do. People suspect them pretty briefly but it doesn't last because they die lol

Personally I think Seven would be the character that everyone suspects is the killer but actually isn't. They are also the Skeptic, very logical and disinterested. They die in front of everyone as usual.

The Skeptic title would also belong to Dakota and Blake. Dakota would be more of the disinterested skeptic while Blake is the skeptic that provokes the killer to come out and makes it a joke.

O feels like they'd be the killer to me idk maybe it's because they're calculated and just hold in their emotions so much that they're bound to snap…but they'd first be presented as the Cop character

Seb is the Boyfriend, the sweet character that somehow always shows up after the chaos and is never around when it actually happens. He's suspicious but innocent. He can also be the Hero, usually the character that helps everyone.

MC is of course the final girl (gn). Who else would it be? But Victoria also gives me Final Girl as well. She'd definitely survive the entire movie. She's smart and would question everything.