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Heyyyy

Heyo cheerio

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Oh my I should check myself and actually say something once in awhile yikes

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idk if you're still rating squads but female (aqua sun/moon, Pisces rising) male (Aries sun, Gemini moon) and another male who's an Aries idk his moon but it's probably cancer since he's a sensitive ass

6/10 but your aries friend may have a taurus moon. cancers are v sensitive but taurus has more of a humor with emotion

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Rate the squad? Gemini, Cancer, Capricorn, Sagittarius, and Scorpio?

oh my god 3/10 astrologically but I hope it works out for you

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Merry Christmas!! don't be sad pls ily

oh my god this is so sweet thank you I love you too merry late christmas

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Rate my squad? Sagittarius, Sagittarius, Capricorn and Taurus

oohh that's a nice squad probs 4/10 though

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I haven't gotten a single merry christmas and my heart is broken into a number greater than there are stars in the universe

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What do you think of Pisces sun, Capricorn moon, rising Cancer, and Venus aries female with Cancer sun, capricorn moon, rising pisces, and venus aries male ?

wow that's like 9/10 basically

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Rate my squad? Aries Aries Gemini Gemini Gemini Pisces

that poor pisces but overall 8/10

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my life as an astrology blog

me: OH HEY THE SIGNS AS [insert something here]

me: oh wait shit someone else did that

me: sweats and starts shoving breadsticks

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the signs as essential school supplies

aries: large textbooks. to smack stupid hoes with

taurus: fuckboy repellent spray

gemini: phone + charger

cancer: those 64 pack crayons with the built in sharpener. those bitches with the 12 pack wanna be you

leo: a box of kleenex for u to wipe away ur tears. ur gonna need it

virgo: pain relievers for those killer headaches u will inevitably get

libra: colorful pens. not that basic blue and black shit

scorpio: a shopping cart full of gum

sagittarius: a water bottle filled with vodka

capricorn: a scissor so u can cut bitches

aquarius: earbuds, u can't go to school without them

pisces: a pillow for nap time

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Ok, what do you think about potatoes?

potatoes are beautiful things. if you are a potato, be proud. you are a beautiful potato and the world knows. now you know you're a gorgeous potato. potatoes are holy. be proud.

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okay but if you wanna hate on an astrology blog for 1. reblogging/posting something that ain't astrology 2. not being on 3. not saying what you want or the same thing another astrology blog says here: 1. yes we're astrology blogs but think about it, how many people follow our actual blogs? what if something needs to get spread or what if they wanna make someone smile I mean you never know when someone's having a shitty fuckass day because of one goddamn asshole and literally half of tumblr's stuff is pretty hilarious or appreciative and it may lighten someone's mood. please stop the hate ❤️ 2. we all have lives like you do. yes, astrology takes up most of it, but we have our own goals we need to reach. please be patient and stop the hate 💙 3. astrology is very opinionated. sure there are general things but some of that is debatable. actually, if anything, it's possible that having different answers can prepare you better. You know, like a scenario on a test that's multi choice and one of them is right but you studied for them and you're prepared? yep that's what it's like. please stop the hate 💜 4. sometimes the world isn't a fantasy story. sorry bout your luck. we are still here so we can give solutions to help you through whatever you're going through. please stop your hating 💚

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The Wild One: Aries, Gemini, Leo, Sagittarius

The One With That IDGAF Attitude: Taurus, Scorpio, Capricorn, Aquarius

The Cute Innocent One: Cancer, Virgo, Libra, Pisces

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All I seek is approval: Aries

All I seek is love: Taurus

All I seek is company: Gemini

All I seek is safety: Cancer

All I seek is confidence: Leo

All I seek is order: Virgo

All I seek is beauty: Libra

All I seek is light: Scorpio

All I seek is freedom: Sagittarius

All I seek is achievement: Capricorn

All I seek is difference: Aquarius

All I seek is happiness: Pisces

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reblog if you’re part of the “I don’t have an faq page because barely anyone ever messages me” squad