#suits me online

[obsessive-jan]

Average small guy Fernando on his tippy toes

[darkkbluee]

AU where Light keeps turning down everyone at To-Oh because he's already in a relationship. But no one believes him. No one has ever seen him with anyone on a date. He goes to all classes, helps at the NPA, no free time. His friends and family tell him to honestly tell them if he's single and just making stuff up to avoid dating.

Thing is, Light does have a boyfriend. A partner. It's L. Except he can't tell them because security reasons TM.

Sayu: "I'm talking about a real person, bro. Not some waifu character in a game."

Sachiko: "Bring them home, Light. I'll believe you then. Before that, have you met our neighbor's cousin Kaoru?"

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Light: "You. You are booking a ticket to Japan this December." L: "But I like being Light-kun's secret online waifu."

[wyrddogs]

Something something just because the dog isn't flashy doesn't mean it's not driven. Just because it's not screaming doesn't mean it's not in drive.

Just because the dog is best suited for trailing, locating, and flushing game and thus rarely gets to participate in killing game, doesn't make it less important than the team members who are better at killing. The killing might be the flashiest and most exciting part, but it isn't the most important part. The dogs that kill won't be able to do that if the dogs that flush don't put the game into the position to be killed.

Grumbly venting brought to you a conversation with someone who thinks the actual kill is the most important part of hunting. And who thinks that only badass, hardcore, drivey, screamy dogs that murder are good hunting dogs.

[momo-shut-the-fuck-up]

Do yall wanna play a game w me

Crystal Melody from Life Makeover

Also there s 2 stats but its like, "elegant SSSSSSS!!!!! oh also pure S ig whatever fuck off" so we re bettin on the main stat ya? Feel free to speculate on the 2nd stat tho

[consceleratuswrites]

You know what? EVERYTHING was way better on tumblr and still is. And now we have Blue Sky anyways. I can’t stress the change in mood and clarity that has come to me since deleting the ‘toxic bird’ app from my phone and not checking it - especially in these trying times.

At this point all ‘the app’ does is show gloating imbeciles and rage-baiting losers and the people arguing with them… OR the despair that is encouraged by the algorithm system that feeds on misery.

I’m not saying you shouldn’t despair - the world is substantially worse off now. But we should at least give ourselves the space to surround ourselves with the things we love, the people that bring us joy and the environment that encourages us to thrive. That’s all we can do. That’s how we fight back - by surviving. As we did before the great migration to an awful space that actively use us as target practise for their botched humour and spite.

Just… delete the bird app man. Stop giving Elon money for his Ket habit. You’re funding all the things that actively work against you with looking at the ads and interacting with bots. I promise you that you will be happier.

[bumblingbabooshka]

Older Tuvoks

[honeyconez]

guys hear me out would painis cupcake pay taxes? Because he’s not like mega insane like ass pancakes I think he’d pay his taxes in my professional opinion.

[cinematicnomad]

watching the docuseries about that grey's anatomy writer who faked having cancer and a bunch of other insane lies and it is WILD and unbelievable and i cannot wrap my brain around the fact that anyone would do this, but also, apparently she was the one who wrote alex karev's goodbye ep and so now i'm like. raising my hand, i too feel personally victimized by regina george 😂

[callilouv]

what makes people a friend to u

[sidereus-stars]

Uhghhrtrr love the idea of getting dressed up in more feminine clothes like dresses (mainly dresses. actually.) but I just always feel weird and like. wrong when I actually do.

[linka-from-captain-planet]

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[jamandjazz]

Do people feel like attached to their names? Is that a thing? Cause I really could go by anything I’m just used to the name I have. It doesn’t “feel” like me. Do people “feel” like their names?? I thought it was just a thing you go by, sort of like pronouns (though I am agender so that’s probably not a good example)

[satsuha]

that text post i made a few days ago

[paradoxsun]

You ever try to put characters into A/B/O Boxes and feel sexist af? Even if it's by behavior or whatever. I feel like such sexist Scum. Can't even head Cannon imaginary people as imaginary genders.

[starakex]

First time touching the tablet since like 2020 and it's to indulge in the joy of making OCs once again This is Zeke and he's infested by a gross alien parasite. He's not doing (too) bad all things considered

[bugisbonkerz]

most pranks aren’t funny sorry. ⬇️