#Maybe I need to touch grass
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Okay but why do I miss the bob??
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I love Arcane but the more I watch it the more I need a “They meet in every universe” version of the show where Caitlyn is the daughter of part of a fictional president’s cabinet and Vi works at a construction company or whatever and they have angst obviously but the ending is borderline obnoxiously sappy and sweet and they’re so very in love and yeah, I know fanfiction exists and I love it, but the fact that I’m almost certainly not going to get to see a Vi and Caitlyn wedding in Arcane’s gorgeous visuals has my ass crying before act 2 has even come out 😭
#ramble#arcane s2#arcane#caitvi#sapphic#lesbian#sorry that I won’t shut up#about these fictional lesbians#but god#I am way too wrapped up in them#maybe I need to touch grass#lol
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You ever try to put characters into A/B/O Boxes and feel sexist af? Even if it's by behavior or whatever. I feel like such sexist Scum. Can't even head Cannon imaginary people as imaginary genders.
#a/b/o#a/b/o dynamics#Just. Feels sexist#Do I sort by body type#Or by behavior?#When I try to hc certain people as Alphas#Or omegas based on behaviour#The immediate following thought is#Why#You think an Omega or a Beta can't be aggressive?#You think Alphas don't like to be cuddled?#I feel like Scum#Maybe I'm online too often.#Maybe I need to touch grass#Not that “Grass” typically grows in my area#Sexism#headcannons#Brought to you by#Batman#And me wondering which gender dynamic#Alpha#Beta#Or Omega#Suits#Tim Drake#Best
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dreamt that faith and stevie were girlfriends last night. i need to consume less casualty content. feels unhealthy.
#stevie nash#faith cadogan#bbc casualty#canashogans?#they were real people?#secret dating trope while delivering me medical documents x#maybe i need to touch grass
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where is the line drawn between friendly teasing and verbal abuse
#genuinely cannot stand anyone in my family. cannot stand the way they talk. cannot stand the things they say to each other#maybe i need to touch grass
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jskdkfkff why would anyone tag a post where they say they're uncomfortable with a relationship with said relationship's name. like what are u trying to accomplish here
#and like yeah have your opinion idc even if i don't agree with it#but i wish ppl had the decency to not tag their posts with the rship tag#or am i just complaining over nothing? perhaps i am#idk i just wanted to see something nice and yet i had to see someone complain how they'#are so bad for each other. like. okay cool but why am i seeing this#maybe i'm just pissed about people not having same interests as me#no actually i'm pissed about the person not recognizing facts and being far too black and white about things#maybe i need to touch grass#personal
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#nah today is FR my lucky day cause explain how my genshin luck is SO bad that I was gaping excited to get furina guaranteed at 80pity#I think yae miko is the only 5 star I’ve ever gotten on 50/50 before and that was also like 70+ pulls#and now????? with like no primos left I just w WANTED to pull for sigewinne for funsies cause she’s SOOOO girlypop I’m obsessed with her#branding it’s so cute and I want her name card!!!!!!#and I’ve just got her 50/50 at EIGHT PULLLSSSSS 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭#I was shocked enough that to get a five star so quick but I GOT HERRR???? 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭#maybe I need to touch grass#p#gi
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Get wrecked nerd (affectionate)
#I also need to touch grass#I spend way too much time indoors#maybe I should get some indoor plants :P#twst#is my art#idia shroud#twisted wonderland
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Oh I thought this was about brocedes
'Weren't they childhood friends?' 'They were. A once-friend turned rival is one thing, but this is worse.'
-- Imperial Battlemage Apprentices, speculating on the rivalry between Alesander and Lysander Avexus
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i think the japan update of the f1 silly season post may in fact be the thing that kills me. this is all for you all.
#im quietly loosing my sanity#i think ive been writing this since a very solid 4pm and it is now 9#the race has not happened yet#it is on sunday#today is thursday#the post is already too long#and i accidentally got stuck down a nico rosberg youtube rabbit hole and had to go on lestappen ao3#this is what i get for not writing the whole thing in a mad dash at 2am#not a tag#from saph#f1#im loosing my sanity so much that my brain registered disturbia by rihanna as by brittney spears#tho maybe thats because i got stuck down the nico rosberg rabbit hole#katya said i need to go touch grass and hes probably right
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ive been thinking about the red string superstition recently and also sol bufo always and it makes me sick how uncannily caldwell tanner has made sol to perfectly target me personally
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#naddpod#ba2mia#ba2umia#solum bufo#swag daniels#calliope petrichor#calder kilde#alexandrite#posts by me dot com#okay..... SECRET TAGS RAMBLE!#so basically this superstition is like ... i think a chinese/buddhist/taoist superstition?#ive taken some creative liberties with it... but its mostly accurate to how its been told to me?#but of course theres lots of variations! some more abt bad luck; some say to tie it on the doorknob#etc etc ... lots a variations#i was also rlly interested in the .... weird illogic? of the thing?#like the red attracts and repels spirits at the same time#so thats something i was thinking about with too. red is assocuated with both swag and alexandrite. which to me was kinda reflecting like#i think what murph said . swags place in the wild is in a way. an extension of what he learned from the network#mothership s inextractivle from sol and swags lives. they will always be held doen by it. thats the spirit that will follow them forever#that they choose to hold on too! as much pain as it brought ... some of the experience was worth it#and anyway. theres somethingwrong w me that the minute someone brought up this superstition my brain went#'ohhh just like sol!' < needs to touch grass moment#but i CANT BELIEVE. CALDWELL DID THE RED STRING. AND ITS LITERALLY A MOURNING RITUAL#caldwell keeps accodentally makig that frog ASIAN. to MEEEE!!!!!!#but. anyway. idk. ive always hced sol kept the piece of yarn and it makes me kinda .... what if y let the malicious spirits follow you.#and haunt you. what if its the closest you can get to keeping the person still around#and sol and swag obviously have so much about homes .... so!#(ok. weve reached the pt where maybe nobodys reading? so confession is this is sort of a well. ive just been doodling this comic everyday#after a wake. and it was sort of inspired after realising i was even a bit sad about it maybe. so. idk its about sol but also?#i guess the projection doesnt end at him being asian. hehe. is what i mean. LOL. okay secret tags over . buried lore. dont look here folks)
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I'm obsessed with your Oscar design, I spent like 10 minutes ranting about how no Oscars looked the way I picture him and then your art descended from the heavens in front of me . He's so beautiful the world is colorful and bright again. (I'm sorry about ur notifications...uhm..I like your art<3)
BIBLICALLY ACCURATE OSACR ☝️☝️☝️💥💥💥💥💥‼️‼️‼️
#HEHE TYSM THO GLAD U LIKE HIM#no what I think is funny#is seeing all the recent posts like ‘my Oscar design!! :)’#and I’m looking at it like fuckkkk my influence. I need to go touch grass it’s been only 4 months#and I’m out here making everyone draw Oscar stocky and dark with gorgeous curly locks#ask#OR MAYBE IM DELUSIONAL
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oh yeah can we Please normalize loving your family-
#i am generally not a fan of telling ppl to touch grass but please touch grass. frankly if you feel like#this type of post is necessary maybe you need to eat grass cow style idk you might be beyond helping fjsnsjs
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proof I can actually draw
#stanford pines#gravity falls#the book of bill#bill cipher#I don’t know if I like how this turned out#Ugghhh#I’ve been not loving my art recently#He doesn’t have no neck he’s supposed to be hunched over#I need to go outside and touch grass maybe thags why I’m unhappy with my art
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tho the most common hc of supercorp is the mighty top™ kara danvers aka supergirl and the queen of all bottoms lena luthor (which okay listen my lena luthor is a to—) we love that for them! its great! 10/10 but there's just something about picturing supergirl the girl of steel alien kyrptonian indestructible superhero at the mercy of lena luthor a mere human which granted she's not just a human, she's a multi million dollar tech CEO philanthropist genuis lena luthor she also happens to be human and to have a superhero begging for her, to have the woman that have bullets bouncing off of her shaking for her touch— whimpering desperate for lena's touch, writhing panting and gasping for air and watching her lose control all because of lena. for kara, who has never been accustomed to pain (at least not on earth with sunlight and all) want to feel pain, the pain that comes from pleasure by lena luthor and no one else. for her to crave lena luthor like she's the sun. if that's not the sexiest thing you can think of then i don't know what else is.
#jessrambles#you know what#i feel like ive been reading too much smutty supercorp#that my brain is in a rot#in a sexy smutty rot#i need to touch grass or something#someone send me sweet fluffy supercorp fics#i need to stop picturing these women in positions i shouldnt#its unhealthy i think#is there such thing as too much smut?#maybe#should i tag this nsfw? maybe#supercorp#lena luthor#kara danvers#(mine)
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i’ll take one headlock sir please and thank you ( ˘ω˘ )✨
#lyss.txt#ateez#choi san#HELLO????????#I BEG YOUR FINEST PARDON#WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS THIS#this mountain man will be the death of me ISTG#i need to touch some grass STAT before i lose it fr this time#or maybe i’ll just write…..
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