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A word of advice: never get ferrets
#this is a joke I love them#but good god#in the last month they have#escaped the house#got trapped in the dog food container and GORGED himself until he was found#got up onto the counter and found the sugar container then had a FIELD DAY#SUGAR EVERYWHERE#they’re such terrible creatures#why do I love them so
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[THIS POST IS ABOUT PAN DULCE] why is eating a concha so fucking messy
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the fact that they made it illegal to make ads louder than programs on tv in 2010 but haven't updated it to apply the same regulation to streaming. who do i have to call.
#jack facts#like do they think we don't notice#i truly do hate it here#i really do think that we should get to a ''you ruined it for everyone'' threshhold with ads at this point tbh#circulating ads should be a need based allowance#below a certain nw you can circulate as many ads as you want provided they follow guidelines#then above a certain nw you get a quota. you can have x number of ads circulating at a time.#and i don't mean distinct different ads that can be put wherever. no. if you have an ad on youtube that counts as one#and if you put the SAME AD on a different platform or tv channel or at the fucking gas station pumps or on a billboard or ANYWHERE#each different instance of the ad counts as another ad in your quota!#& if you have like a 1min skippable + a 30sec unskippable v of the same ad on the same platform. that counts as two. FUCK you.#and then above another nw line. you cannot have ads at all. bye you don't need them they serve no purpose they are just annoyances.#also paying influencers to hawk your shit counts as ads! fuck you!! paid word of mouth is not actual wom that is also an ad! fuck you!!!#oh u want ppl to rec ur product & u don't have any ad spots left?? well sugar you better have a fucking good product then lol :) fuck you#also if a co breaks an ad reg that co and any co it owns/parents can never make another fucking ad ever again in its existence#AND if a ceo breaks an ad reg w one co then disbands it and makes a new co and breaks ad reg w that one#then the CEO or any co they have ANY % ownership or investment in can never make an ad ever again. FUCK you.#charities/nonprofits and sole proprietorships get one (1) appeal to a total ad ban#that's IT!! ENOUGH!!!!! ENOUGH!!!!!!!! FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#AND ONE MORE THING. ''pay us not to see ads on our platform/app/other thing'' should also be illegal.#''pay us for basic ass functions'' illegal. pay to win. illegal. sale/product announcements in things that are not press. illegal.#creating an ad or listing for something that doesn't exist and only manufacturing it after it is purchased. illegal.#ads that are full screen when a user has not already selected full screen on a video player. illegal.#pop up ads. illegal.#ads with audio on a platform that doesn't. illegal. video ads on a platform that doesn't have video. illegal.#ads w epilepsy triggers. illegal everywhere forever always w out needing to be reported by consumers. cannot be circulated in the 1st place#ads w graphic violence or soundscapes that mimic it. see epilepsy triggers.#ads for things that are not actually consumer products. illegal.#anything else u want to circulate like an ad must go thru other regs to qualify as psa or edu. if it doesn't qualify tough shit get fucked.#[insert gif collage of people talking extensively while wildly gesturing for emphasis here]
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this feels like advice that I should’ve already known but I suppose some people on tumblr would also like to hear: don’t bake powdered sugar covered cookies while in your all black stage crew outfit
#powdered sugar#everywhere#I look like a skunk#like what’s black and white and red all over#it’s me fuming because I’m covered in powdered sugar!#I was using a b Dylan Hollis recipe and it is very good#but very messy#b dylan hollis#theater#theatre#stage crew#stage manager
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me when I see people using words like “narcissist”, “sociopath” “borderline” etc to describe any bad person they’ve ever met when I have friends actually suffering from cluster b disorders
#actual sugar post#sorry just was on insta and saw it EVERYWHERE lol#ableism#ableism cw#izzy.txt#meme#cluster b#idk#npd safe#aspd safe#bpd safe#hpd safe#cluster b safe
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I've been seeing a post on my dash where some USAmerican tumblrina feels sorry for the rest of the world because we don't have Halloween, and that we should steal it for ourselves, too.
I just... uuuugggghhh. Dear worried USAmerican tumblrina: please do not feel sorry for us, at least not about that particular issue.
Like. As far as Finland goes (but I'm 100% certain this applies to a bunch of other countries all over the globe too), our supermarkets and our shopping centres are trying their absolute hardest to shove Halloween down our throats. They really, really try. From Halloween themed doughnuts to Halloween balls and Halloween garlands (for our Halloween trees?? I really have no idea), it's all over the place. It may not actually be celebrated to the extent it is in the US, but it certainly cannot be escaped, and as long as there's plastic crap to sell, it's not going away.
If I could, I'd shove all that nonsense into a cargo container and return it to where it came from. But I can't! You'll catch me dead before you'll catch me buying a Halloween themed Runeberg torte, though.
#and I'm saying all this as someone who likes the Halloween aesthetic and the spooky scary skeletons and all that!#also I'm not saying Halloween is not *celebrated* here at all. there are Halloween parties and even some trick-or-treaters#I think the parties are fine. they predate the commercialization actually#I remember a friend threw a Halloween party when we were kids and we did cute little homemade vampire looks#that was fun! that was a good time!#but all the plastic crap that's being sold to us these days that sheds microplastics when you as much as look at it? that's not fun#and trick-or-treating is not super fun either because we already have a native go-door-to-door-begging-for-candy holiday before Easter#call me an old curmudgeon but twice a year is too much. no child needs that amount of sugar; no adult needs to have that amount of goodwill#so if anyone tries that imported nonsense at my door I will 100% not open. maybe yell at them through the door to piss off if they persist#td;dr: sometimes I just feel so done with the way USAmerican culture is shoved down our throats all the time everywhere
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mann im going to get my blood reports tomorrow and im lwk scared
#mostly it's fine but i looked up this medicine the doc prescribrd me and she said it's for weight loss#but i looked it up and everywhere it said it's for type 2 diabetes#to control blood sugar levels when it's so wildly out of control that nothing is fixing it#why would she give me that??? i mean im obviously gonna ask but tab tak ki anxiety bhai#i have barely processed the fact that pcod is a chronic illness which means im going to have it forever im mostly avoiding thinking about#it cause it feels too big and unbearable#diabetes would be fucking wild man im 21 years old#i am doing so terrible in not turning out to be like my dad lol i want to cry#i just hate hate hate this so much#like i was trying really fucking hard but depression wasn't getting fixed and i kept eating sleeping being in bed all day#like how can one illness cause another be frr man give me a break 😭#and i cannot even officially say depression i just sorta googled thr symptoms and relate to them most days but not everyday#so like#what is all this for#ugh goodnight i hope i wake up and it's all alright#i don't want to be a calorie counting sweet avoiding freak i love chocolate
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@melodiclune @galaxynajma since you guys asked to be updated on the shayuga situation on twt
^ reposted by shadow themself 😭😭
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Meow
#he orders caffe without any sugar at the bar to look tough#gets it double the size too#bruno gets angry at him whenever it happens#because narancia starts bouncing everywhere#and then after a couple of hours starts complaining about stomach ache#should i post my breakfast headcanons…#jjba#jojo part 5#vento aureo#golden wind#fanart#narancia#jojos bizarre adventure#my art
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the bad peeps
#d20#fantasy high#it's so bad but there's only so much you can do with peeps#there is sugar everywhere#boggy kinds scares me ngl
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Do you find max attractive?
Do I find max attractive
#ask#…#I find max when pour hot water over tea and the honey slowly turns molten gold#I find max when I bite into a puff pastry covered in powdered sugar and theres too much filling inside#I find max in my wife’s hands when she warms them between her thighs before touching me because I’m always cold#I find max in the cold too#i find max in an empty playground. a rotting football#I find max when it rains and kids run for cover but some keep walking. some dont walk at all#i find max everywhere#attractive ?#dont waste my time#max verstappen
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i feel like i see it everywhere in fanfics and headcanons and incorrect quotes and like everything why is the general consensus that loki massive sweet tooth T^T honestly i feel like they'd get nauseous and be disgusted by super sugary and things
#like. where does this come from???#the sort of foods i've seen people write loki be obsessed over...#he would throw up after 3 bites of that there's no way he's eating it every meal of every day T^T#every fic he's obsessed with pancakes with ridiculously sweet toppings and hot cocoa and ice cream and chocolate and cinnamon rolls#no T^T#i feel like loki would enjoy indulging in a dessert every once in a while#but one that is more rich than sweet#not a sugar-bomb#but seriously i'm so confused where this whole thing came from???#like i see it EVERYWHERE#unityrain.txt#loki#mcu loki#og loki#fanfic#loki fanfic#headcanon#headcanons#tw food
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comcap. the infamous fanon character
this design had been made purely because i thought of the phrase "that's why her hair is so big... it's full of secrets" from mean girls. the catch is that its all fake hair and the only function for it is to hold money (and in his hat too).
#i like to think he's particularly violent than the usual#sounds chill. looks relaxed. murder everywhere#art#centricide#mod sugar#centricide fanart#centricide communo-capitalism#centricide comcap#jreg fanart#jreg comcap
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Oh basically when Italians were immigrating to the US like a century or so ago alot of people didn't consider them "actually white" Irish people also had to deal with similar issues.
I knew that Italians and Irish folk had prejudiced bullshit but I didn't know it went as far as saying we weren't actually white. My god! I thought it was only to a "barely white" or even a "dirty white" extent!!!
Like shit. What even is White. Like if Italians are on the verge of being treated as "non white" again, then how do we determine what is white?
Listen I'm gonna have hell on tuesday from my therapist (in a cathartic, good way that will hopefully better my mental health) I don't need a crisis on my ethnicity on top of that!!! Can we pause the de-whitification of Italians to when my mental health is a bit better please??? I'm gonna need more brain power than I already have for that one!
#The last bit is a joke mind you#Sort of.#Listen you gotta take whatever I say with a grain of salt or sugar because my mental health???#It's absolutely fucked#Honestly I had an incident during gaming night with L and his buddy that alarmed me#I was cracking up during a game of Uno but in a really chaotic ''at my wits end'' kind of way#Honestly red flags have been raised everywhere#Anyway what I'm trying to say is#if I say some insane shit please understand that I am at this time. Very insane. In the bad way.#I told Celest about what my therapist said and did and she asked me ''You good???''#And I laughed#If that gives you any context to how bad it is
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everything can be a kimchay au if you have enough imagination. which is to say that the interaction i just had with one of my new neighbours is going in my wip list
#he was very sweet#now we know who to ask for sugar#however we are absolutely hanging a pride flag in front of the door asap because as far as everyone else is concerned we're a lesbian couple#(life is so much easier since we started fake dating)#(we did it to con an agency but now we just use it as an excuse everywhere and it's GREAT)#(for legal reasons the conning part is a joke)#anyways#am i interested in this neighbour in the slightest? no. but if we were different people..? it could be something#the potential for love is everywhere#kimchay#tea's ramblings
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this is absurdly pedantic i know but i think it's kind of dumb when people say that spices like ginger, clove, cinnamon, nutmeg, etc being traditional in european holiday recipes (think gingerbread and its thousands of variations) is the product of colonialism. like yeah sure colonialism helped make those spices more cheaply available and therefore widespread in europe but come on, europeans were trading across asia and north africa for those very same spices for centuries before modern transcontinental empires existed
#yes there were fewer people with access to those spices in europe prior to the establishment of giant european colonial empires#but that's largely because they were even more ridiculously expensive in the medieval era and earlier than the early modern era#precisely Because of the no colonial empire yet thing?#europe could not produce those spices themselves (or force colonies to produce them for the homeland)#so they paid the premiums to the traders and merchants who actually caravanned the stuff over the silk road#which is expensive#but like. idk man. we have medieval gingerbread recipes! they're not terribly similar to modern gingerbread no but still chock full of spic#and moreover those same spices are found EVERYWHERE in medieval recipes even when it's not 'holiday' food#(it Is generally Rich People Food. but the rich were the ones who had things written down about them)#medieval european recipes are real wacky compared to modern european cuisine esp when it comes to the use of spices and sugar#but anyway#yes i acknowledge that the desire to secure and control spice production and trade was a significant factor in european colonialism#but let's not pretend that it was european colonialism specifically that like. caused the very existence of spices in xmas cookies or w/e#(plus as i might point out it's not only europeans who traded for and highly prized exotic spices even in the premodern era lol)#anyway. rant over. this isn't directed at anything i've seen here it's about an offhand comment in a youtube recipe video#just something that kind of bugged me#colonialism certainly facilitated the modern day euro/american relationship to those spices but it didn't introduce them outright#reblogs are off bc i don't trust tumblr sorryyy
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