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[THIS POST IS ABOUT PAN DULCE] why is eating a concha so fucking messy
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WHAT THE HELL COOKIE RUN HOLLOW KNIGHT AU




THE HOLLOW KNIGHT?
Close enough! Welcome back Marissa and Grey Mourner


#cookie run#cookie run kingdom#silent salt cookie#eternal sugar cookie#AM I GOIMG INSANE#BUGS??? BUGS??????#MY HOLLOW KNIGHT HEART IS SINGING#AND SUGAR REVEALS EVERYWHERE OUUUUUUUUGH#shadow milk cookie#burning spice cookie#mystic flour cookie#MORE OF THEM???#oooough wheres the HK fan on the dev team STEP UP
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the fact that they made it illegal to make ads louder than programs on tv in 2010 but haven't updated it to apply the same regulation to streaming. who do i have to call.
#jack facts#like do they think we don't notice#i truly do hate it here#i really do think that we should get to a ''you ruined it for everyone'' threshhold with ads at this point tbh#circulating ads should be a need based allowance#below a certain nw you can circulate as many ads as you want provided they follow guidelines#then above a certain nw you get a quota. you can have x number of ads circulating at a time.#and i don't mean distinct different ads that can be put wherever. no. if you have an ad on youtube that counts as one#and if you put the SAME AD on a different platform or tv channel or at the fucking gas station pumps or on a billboard or ANYWHERE#each different instance of the ad counts as another ad in your quota!#& if you have like a 1min skippable + a 30sec unskippable v of the same ad on the same platform. that counts as two. FUCK you.#and then above another nw line. you cannot have ads at all. bye you don't need them they serve no purpose they are just annoyances.#also paying influencers to hawk your shit counts as ads! fuck you!! paid word of mouth is not actual wom that is also an ad! fuck you!!!#oh u want ppl to rec ur product & u don't have any ad spots left?? well sugar you better have a fucking good product then lol :) fuck you#also if a co breaks an ad reg that co and any co it owns/parents can never make another fucking ad ever again in its existence#AND if a ceo breaks an ad reg w one co then disbands it and makes a new co and breaks ad reg w that one#then the CEO or any co they have ANY % ownership or investment in can never make an ad ever again. FUCK you.#charities/nonprofits and sole proprietorships get one (1) appeal to a total ad ban#that's IT!! ENOUGH!!!!! ENOUGH!!!!!!!! FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#AND ONE MORE THING. ''pay us not to see ads on our platform/app/other thing'' should also be illegal.#''pay us for basic ass functions'' illegal. pay to win. illegal. sale/product announcements in things that are not press. illegal.#creating an ad or listing for something that doesn't exist and only manufacturing it after it is purchased. illegal.#ads that are full screen when a user has not already selected full screen on a video player. illegal.#pop up ads. illegal.#ads with audio on a platform that doesn't. illegal. video ads on a platform that doesn't have video. illegal.#ads w epilepsy triggers. illegal everywhere forever always w out needing to be reported by consumers. cannot be circulated in the 1st place#ads w graphic violence or soundscapes that mimic it. see epilepsy triggers.#ads for things that are not actually consumer products. illegal.#anything else u want to circulate like an ad must go thru other regs to qualify as psa or edu. if it doesn't qualify tough shit get fucked.#[insert gif collage of people talking extensively while wildly gesturing for emphasis here]
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Crocodile is 100% without a doubt a power bottom. He needs to be in control, but sex is never the same if he's not getting his guts re-arranged. He likes degrading his partners too, his favorite insult is calling his partners useless and toys to him, "If it weren't for this cock, I'd have you beheaded for so much as thinking about me." He'd growl as he bounces on his partners cock.
Mihawk can go from power bottom to pillow princess, depending on how and with whom he's annoyed. If he's pissed off at you, you're getting strung up and ridden until he's had his fill, your comfort be damned. If he's pissed off at zoro or perona, he's pulling you on top of him and demanding you get to work. While Mihawk likes being on the receiving end, there's no question as to who is the dominant partner. If you so much as try to disobey, Mihawk will make sure you know what sadist really means.
I'm a full believer that Shanks likes getting fucked, but he likes pleasing whoever he's in bed with more. So, he leans more towards the middle as a switch and service top. Definitely has a daddy kink, but you can drive him absolutely insane if you call him daddy while you're fucking him. Might be into corruption, neither of us know. All Shanks knows is that he likes when you get all whiny and submissive while you're balls deep in his ass.
Doflamingo is a fucking FREAK!!! There's no telling with him. He goes from sadistic top, to whiny bottom so fast it'll give you whiplash. DEFINETLY has a corruption kink, and a size kink, and a whole bunch of other nasty kinks. He wants to do EVERYTHING with you, like a big fucking pervert.
#⋆。°✩ gomu gomu no mi#ه*:・゚ mera mera no mi#doffy is a nasty freak#but he's my nasty freak#doffy loves being your first time#for everything#it's so much worse if he knows you're a virgin#im literally ascending at the thought of#sugar daddy crocodile#riding my big cock#and telling me#he knows i just want him for his money#RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH SHANKS MY WIFFFEEEE#i wanna breed him and call him daddy#while he tries not to bust right away#HES MY BABY GIRL#RRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH#mihawk is also my wife#theyre all my wives#i wanna be mihawks#stay at home himbo husband#my only worrys would be#making my wife dinner#then having my wife for dinner#ill eat him out everywhere in that castle#mark my words#dracule mihawk#donquixote doflamingo#sir crocodile#red Haired shanks
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RIP Sodapop Curtis, you would’ve loved loading your iced tea with sugar packets
#inspired by JPC’s iced tea addiction#and the fact that soda probably has a sugar addiction#(also this is literally me)#he’d probably get sweet tea if he could (guys idk if that’s smth you can get everywhere in Oklahoma#the outsiders musical#the outsiders broadway#the outsiders#sodapop curtis
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I NEED to draw Butch Gyaru Teto
#Sugar Speaks#I have seen Gyaru Tetos everywhere but still haven't heard the song the trend comes from#My Teto could not by a hyper fem Gyaru#She'd be Hiromi style Butch Gyaru
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Sugar || SFW || Sleeptoken
Vessel dances around the living room, pouring pounds of sugar into his mouth and onto his body. you can hear his muffled singing under all the sugar "SUgammmm ih evelop a tast fur you"
its utter chaos, I almost want to say something, but am too scared I'll awaken him from this weird fever dream of fuckery this man is doing.
*cough cough WHEEZE cough cough*
great. now there is sugar, wet mouth sugar, thrown about and is going to be absolute hell to get out of the carpet. man, FUCK this shit. He won't stop. at this point, you would think the dude is fucking suffocating with how much he is coughing, and that he would stop.
you'd be wrong. he just keeps pouring.
where the fuck do you find an endless bag of sugar? its been 5 minutes and there's still sugar coming out of that one bag.
at this point, he's laying on the floor, still sing screaming with a mouthful of sugar. iii has tried to get him to snap out of it...
he wont.
someone help me before I watch this grown ass man die from to much sugar inhalation.
is that a thing? who knows, and who cares.
#why is there sugar everywhere#where the fuck did he get this from#who sells endless bags of sugar? costco?#vessel sleep token#sleep token vessel#sleep token iv#sleep token iii#sleep token ii#sleep token worship#sleep token#sleep token band#ii sleep token#iii sleep token
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this feels like advice that I should’ve already known but I suppose some people on tumblr would also like to hear: don’t bake powdered sugar covered cookies while in your all black stage crew outfit
#powdered sugar#everywhere#I look like a skunk#like what’s black and white and red all over#it’s me fuming because I’m covered in powdered sugar!#I was using a b Dylan Hollis recipe and it is very good#but very messy#b dylan hollis#theater#theatre#stage crew#stage manager
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me when I see people using words like “narcissist”, “sociopath” “borderline” etc to describe any bad person they’ve ever met when I have friends actually suffering from cluster b disorders
#actual sugar post#sorry just was on insta and saw it EVERYWHERE lol#ableism#ableism cw#izzy.txt#meme#cluster b#idk#npd safe#aspd safe#bpd safe#hpd safe#cluster b safe#saneism
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I've been seeing a post on my dash where some USAmerican tumblrina feels sorry for the rest of the world because we don't have Halloween, and that we should steal it for ourselves, too.
I just... uuuugggghhh. Dear worried USAmerican tumblrina: please do not feel sorry for us, at least not about that particular issue.
Like. As far as Finland goes (but I'm 100% certain this applies to a bunch of other countries all over the globe too), our supermarkets and our shopping centres are trying their absolute hardest to shove Halloween down our throats. They really, really try. From Halloween themed doughnuts to Halloween balls and Halloween garlands (for our Halloween trees?? I really have no idea), it's all over the place. It may not actually be celebrated to the extent it is in the US, but it certainly cannot be escaped, and as long as there's plastic crap to sell, it's not going away.
If I could, I'd shove all that nonsense into a cargo container and return it to where it came from. But I can't! You'll catch me dead before you'll catch me buying a Halloween themed Runeberg torte, though.
#and I'm saying all this as someone who likes the Halloween aesthetic and the spooky scary skeletons and all that!#also I'm not saying Halloween is not *celebrated* here at all. there are Halloween parties and even some trick-or-treaters#I think the parties are fine. they predate the commercialization actually#I remember a friend threw a Halloween party when we were kids and we did cute little homemade vampire looks#that was fun! that was a good time!#but all the plastic crap that's being sold to us these days that sheds microplastics when you as much as look at it? that's not fun#and trick-or-treating is not super fun either because we already have a native go-door-to-door-begging-for-candy holiday before Easter#call me an old curmudgeon but twice a year is too much. no child needs that amount of sugar; no adult needs to have that amount of goodwill#so if anyone tries that imported nonsense at my door I will 100% not open. maybe yell at them through the door to piss off if they persist#td;dr: sometimes I just feel so done with the way USAmerican culture is shoved down our throats all the time everywhere
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idk if i’m the only one who has read those comments but according to some people his team is advising him on writing letters to give him “good publicity”. i know they’re not saying that like it’s a bad thing but it’s usually the people who think he did it (and support him for it) and call delusional those who believe there’s even a slight chance he’s being framed. like bffr, that’s his legal team not his pr😭😭 i mean yes, they probably told him not to talk about certain topics but only because it can hurt his case. i genuinely feel his letters 100% genuine🥺
first off, i fully and completely and wholeheartedly believe his letters are 1000% genuine and he's writing those because he wants to and is asking for letters because he wants to keep in touch with the outside world and not because of any other insidious reasons
however he has become a very popular figure regardless of whether people believe his innocence or are adamant about his guilt, and that along with the fact that the government is so ready to do away with him by death penalty/life without parole because he's political fodder and a symbol for what the government counts as an uprising against them, his letters have become more than just letters: they humanize him when the people in power are trying to convince the commoners he's a monster and a terrorist, they show that he's just a normal guy who'd be living normally if he was free and they help the people connect with him on a more humane level, it makes people see him as another person just like them who's going through a terrible ordeal and makes people want him to be as free as they are, once again
none of that is pr strategy, it is just his unique position in today's world that simultaneously elevates him to godhood and diminishes him to that of a monster in the same breath and that narrative together makes his letters his only true voice of connecting to the masses who support him
his legal team has of course instructed him to be aware of the fact that none of his letters are truly private given the nature of the case and he seems to have been following their advice pretty well
#what i mean is his letters are not him sugar coating#they're 100% real him#he's not deliberately trying to be a sweetheart in the letters#he just is#we've never heard a real long time friend of him say anything other than the fact that he's awesome#everybody who really knew him vouches for the fact that he's genuinely kind and charismatic#he's not putting on that front that's just him baring his heart a little bit to the public#also i noticed something in the gothamist article about his courtroom outfits#they noted that he at least isn't trying to fit in by dressing a certain way#he's just always dressing the way he used to he's not pretending to be anything he isn't#he's just being himself all around everywhere in his letters and even in his chosen outfits#luigi mangione#free luigi#asks
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Y'all remember Miss Cackle's Birthday (s2ep8 of The Worst Witch) and how Ada gives a little speech and thanks everyone for making your birthday so special 😭 and the importance and strength of friendship 💕 and it just happens to switch over to Hecate being the proudest wife on the planet?
#hecate was the first one to give her a standing ovation BTW#what a good episode for hackle shippers everywhere#I"M JUST SAYING?!#I'm thinking#making connections#seeing parallels#bathena also has a supportive wife admiring the speech their spouse is giving#LIKE YOU EVEN CARE!#that's probably not true#cass probably would#i'm gonna draw Bobby and Athena as a wizard and witch and you can't stop me!!#*runs away*#toad rambles#ALSO I said it before and I'll say it again but#FUCK THE GRAND WIZARD🖕( •̀_•́🖕)#send that great turd to vanishment#my hatred for him burns eternal -c- you'll never understand...#OMG THE GRAND WIZARD IS LIKE GARRARD!! CONNECTIONS!#HATRED REIGNS SUPREME FOR ANNOYING ASS WHITE MEN THAT TRY TO RUIN MY HAPPY FAMILIES!!!#sorry I had a lot of sugar today and i'm kinda hyped for an Ada Cackle piece i'm working on rn because it's going really well... lol#hope everyone is having a lovely evening#a wonderful night#beautiful dreams#and a lovely morning <3
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mann im going to get my blood reports tomorrow and im lwk scared
#mostly it's fine but i looked up this medicine the doc prescribrd me and she said it's for weight loss#but i looked it up and everywhere it said it's for type 2 diabetes#to control blood sugar levels when it's so wildly out of control that nothing is fixing it#why would she give me that??? i mean im obviously gonna ask but tab tak ki anxiety bhai#i have barely processed the fact that pcod is a chronic illness which means im going to have it forever im mostly avoiding thinking about#it cause it feels too big and unbearable#diabetes would be fucking wild man im 21 years old#i am doing so terrible in not turning out to be like my dad lol i want to cry#i just hate hate hate this so much#like i was trying really fucking hard but depression wasn't getting fixed and i kept eating sleeping being in bed all day#like how can one illness cause another be frr man give me a break 😭#and i cannot even officially say depression i just sorta googled thr symptoms and relate to them most days but not everyday#so like#what is all this for#ugh goodnight i hope i wake up and it's all alright#i don't want to be a calorie counting sweet avoiding freak i love chocolate
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@melodiclune @galaxynajma since you guys asked to be updated on the shayuga situation on twt
^ reposted by shadow themself 😭😭
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Meow
#he orders caffe without any sugar at the bar to look tough#gets it double the size too#bruno gets angry at him whenever it happens#because narancia starts bouncing everywhere#and then after a couple of hours starts complaining about stomach ache#should i post my breakfast headcanons…#jjba#jojo part 5#vento aureo#golden wind#fanart#narancia#jojos bizarre adventure#my art
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the bad peeps
#d20#fantasy high#it's so bad but there's only so much you can do with peeps#there is sugar everywhere#boggy kinds scares me ngl
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