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sunshinerotting · 5 months ago
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[THIS POST IS ABOUT PAN DULCE] why is eating a concha so fucking messy
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nova-moshi · 3 months ago
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WHAT THE HELL COOKIE RUN HOLLOW KNIGHT AU
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THE HOLLOW KNIGHT?
Close enough! Welcome back Marissa and Grey Mourner
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cobra-creampuff · 11 months ago
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the fact that they made it illegal to make ads louder than programs on tv in 2010 but haven't updated it to apply the same regulation to streaming. who do i have to call.
#jack facts#like do they think we don't notice#i truly do hate it here#i really do think that we should get to a ''you ruined it for everyone'' threshhold with ads at this point tbh#circulating ads should be a need based allowance#below a certain nw you can circulate as many ads as you want provided they follow guidelines#then above a certain nw you get a quota. you can have x number of ads circulating at a time.#and i don't mean distinct different ads that can be put wherever. no. if you have an ad on youtube that counts as one#and if you put the SAME AD on a different platform or tv channel or at the fucking gas station pumps or on a billboard or ANYWHERE#each different instance of the ad counts as another ad in your quota!#& if you have like a 1min skippable + a 30sec unskippable v of the same ad on the same platform. that counts as two. FUCK you.#and then above another nw line. you cannot have ads at all. bye you don't need them they serve no purpose they are just annoyances.#also paying influencers to hawk your shit counts as ads! fuck you!! paid word of mouth is not actual wom that is also an ad! fuck you!!!#oh u want ppl to rec ur product & u don't have any ad spots left?? well sugar you better have a fucking good product then lol :) fuck you#also if a co breaks an ad reg that co and any co it owns/parents can never make another fucking ad ever again in its existence#AND if a ceo breaks an ad reg w one co then disbands it and makes a new co and breaks ad reg w that one#then the CEO or any co they have ANY % ownership or investment in can never make an ad ever again. FUCK you.#charities/nonprofits and sole proprietorships get one (1) appeal to a total ad ban#that's IT!! ENOUGH!!!!! ENOUGH!!!!!!!! FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#AND ONE MORE THING. ''pay us not to see ads on our platform/app/other thing'' should also be illegal.#''pay us for basic ass functions'' illegal. pay to win. illegal. sale/product announcements in things that are not press. illegal.#creating an ad or listing for something that doesn't exist and only manufacturing it after it is purchased. illegal.#ads that are full screen when a user has not already selected full screen on a video player. illegal.#pop up ads. illegal.#ads with audio on a platform that doesn't. illegal. video ads on a platform that doesn't have video. illegal.#ads w epilepsy triggers. illegal everywhere forever always w out needing to be reported by consumers. cannot be circulated in the 1st place#ads w graphic violence or soundscapes that mimic it. see epilepsy triggers.#ads for things that are not actually consumer products. illegal.#anything else u want to circulate like an ad must go thru other regs to qualify as psa or edu. if it doesn't qualify tough shit get fucked.#[insert gif collage of people talking extensively while wildly gesturing for emphasis here]
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worstscholar · 27 days ago
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Crocodile is 100% without a doubt a power bottom. He needs to be in control, but sex is never the same if he's not getting his guts re-arranged. He likes degrading his partners too, his favorite insult is calling his partners useless and toys to him, "If it weren't for this cock, I'd have you beheaded for so much as thinking about me." He'd growl as he bounces on his partners cock.
Mihawk can go from power bottom to pillow princess, depending on how and with whom he's annoyed. If he's pissed off at you, you're getting strung up and ridden until he's had his fill, your comfort be damned. If he's pissed off at zoro or perona, he's pulling you on top of him and demanding you get to work. While Mihawk likes being on the receiving end, there's no question as to who is the dominant partner. If you so much as try to disobey, Mihawk will make sure you know what sadist really means.
I'm a full believer that Shanks likes getting fucked, but he likes pleasing whoever he's in bed with more. So, he leans more towards the middle as a switch and service top. Definitely has a daddy kink, but you can drive him absolutely insane if you call him daddy while you're fucking him. Might be into corruption, neither of us know. All Shanks knows is that he likes when you get all whiny and submissive while you're balls deep in his ass.
Doflamingo is a fucking FREAK!!! There's no telling with him. He goes from sadistic top, to whiny bottom so fast it'll give you whiplash. DEFINETLY has a corruption kink, and a size kink, and a whole bunch of other nasty kinks. He wants to do EVERYTHING with you, like a big fucking pervert.
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RIP Sodapop Curtis, you would’ve loved loading your iced tea with sugar packets
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drawingeveryutau · 2 months ago
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I NEED to draw Butch Gyaru Teto
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Sugar || SFW || Sleeptoken
Vessel dances around the living room, pouring pounds of sugar into his mouth and onto his body. you can hear his muffled singing under all the sugar "SUgammmm ih evelop a tast fur you"
its utter chaos, I almost want to say something, but am too scared I'll awaken him from this weird fever dream of fuckery this man is doing.
*cough cough WHEEZE cough cough*
great. now there is sugar, wet mouth sugar, thrown about and is going to be absolute hell to get out of the carpet. man, FUCK this shit. He won't stop. at this point, you would think the dude is fucking suffocating with how much he is coughing, and that he would stop.
you'd be wrong. he just keeps pouring.
where the fuck do you find an endless bag of sugar? its been 5 minutes and there's still sugar coming out of that one bag.
at this point, he's laying on the floor, still sing screaming with a mouthful of sugar. iii has tried to get him to snap out of it...
he wont.
someone help me before I watch this grown ass man die from to much sugar inhalation.
is that a thing? who knows, and who cares.
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cheesefleetwood · 2 years ago
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this feels like advice that I should’ve already known but I suppose some people on tumblr would also like to hear: don’t bake powdered sugar covered cookies while in your all black stage crew outfit
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paranormeow7 · 2 years ago
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me when I see people using words like “narcissist”, “sociopath” “borderline” etc to describe any bad person they’ve ever met when I have friends actually suffering from cluster b disorders
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starlene · 6 months ago
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I've been seeing a post on my dash where some USAmerican tumblrina feels sorry for the rest of the world because we don't have Halloween, and that we should steal it for ourselves, too.
I just... uuuugggghhh. Dear worried USAmerican tumblrina: please do not feel sorry for us, at least not about that particular issue.
Like. As far as Finland goes (but I'm 100% certain this applies to a bunch of other countries all over the globe too), our supermarkets and our shopping centres are trying their absolute hardest to shove Halloween down our throats. They really, really try. From Halloween themed doughnuts to Halloween balls and Halloween garlands (for our Halloween trees?? I really have no idea), it's all over the place. It may not actually be celebrated to the extent it is in the US, but it certainly cannot be escaped, and as long as there's plastic crap to sell, it's not going away.
If I could, I'd shove all that nonsense into a cargo container and return it to where it came from. But I can't! You'll catch me dead before you'll catch me buying a Halloween themed Runeberg torte, though.
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free-luigi-mangione · 2 months ago
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idk if i’m the only one who has read those comments but according to some people his team is advising him on writing letters to give him “good publicity”. i know they’re not saying that like it’s a bad thing but it’s usually the people who think he did it (and support him for it) and call delusional those who believe there’s even a slight chance he’s being framed. like bffr, that’s his legal team not his pr😭😭 i mean yes, they probably told him not to talk about certain topics but only because it can hurt his case. i genuinely feel his letters 100% genuine🥺
first off, i fully and completely and wholeheartedly believe his letters are 1000% genuine and he's writing those because he wants to and is asking for letters because he wants to keep in touch with the outside world and not because of any other insidious reasons
however he has become a very popular figure regardless of whether people believe his innocence or are adamant about his guilt, and that along with the fact that the government is so ready to do away with him by death penalty/life without parole because he's political fodder and a symbol for what the government counts as an uprising against them, his letters have become more than just letters: they humanize him when the people in power are trying to convince the commoners he's a monster and a terrorist, they show that he's just a normal guy who'd be living normally if he was free and they help the people connect with him on a more humane level, it makes people see him as another person just like them who's going through a terrible ordeal and makes people want him to be as free as they are, once again
none of that is pr strategy, it is just his unique position in today's world that simultaneously elevates him to godhood and diminishes him to that of a monster in the same breath and that narrative together makes his letters his only true voice of connecting to the masses who support him
his legal team has of course instructed him to be aware of the fact that none of his letters are truly private given the nature of the case and he seems to have been following their advice pretty well
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flaming-toads · 10 months ago
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Y'all remember Miss Cackle's Birthday (s2ep8 of The Worst Witch) and how Ada gives a little speech and thanks everyone for making your birthday so special 😭 and the importance and strength of friendship 💕 and it just happens to switch over to Hecate being the proudest wife on the planet?
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girlivealwaysbean · 7 months ago
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mann im going to get my blood reports tomorrow and im lwk scared
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blue-thief · 11 months ago
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@melodiclune @galaxynajma since you guys asked to be updated on the shayuga situation on twt
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^ reposted by shadow themself 😭😭
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cremadolce · 1 year ago
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Meow
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blue-hi · 1 year ago
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the bad peeps
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