#sue Elon Musk

[vlovann]

Even if my calculations are (admittedly and probably) off (feel free to double check), the results would STILL be ABSURD.

Release the cannibals 👉🏻

[feminismisstillahatemovement]

Nice. 2024 is looking brighter every day.

[qqueenofhades]

I'm not sure if you heard about this (or if you signed up too!) but back in 2017, Cards Against Humanity did this thing where for $15, they sent you a mystery envelope every day for a week. In one of those envelopes was a certificate for a small plot of land on the border between Texas and Mexico that I now legally own a part of.

It was an effort to prevent Trump from building his dumb ass wall and it came with a certificate of ownership and a letter from a lawyer explaining how they've been retained in case the government tries to take the land via eminent domain and build on it anyway. Well today I got an email from Cards Against Humanity. Turns out Elon Musk destroyed that plot of land by putting a bunch of SpaceX construction shit on it. CAH found out and after rejecting a lowball offer for the land, they're suing Muskrat for $15 million. If they win, everyone who owns part of the land can get up to $100. Realistically I know I'll never see money from this BUT this does mean that I get to put my name on a list of people telling Elon Muck to go fuck himself back to The Stone Age and that alone is absolutely worth the $15 I paid.

Incredible. I approve of every part of this.

[ivys-garden]

Kabosu doesn't deserve this what the fuck

[penistownamerica]

My dicks so huge it drags on the ground while I walk. It's actually kinda a nuisance yeah. Yeah it keeps gettin scraped by the gravel on my hometowns dirt roads. Yeah it's kinda annoying. Yeah it really sucks having to disinfect my massive schlong every time I come home from a walk. Yeah it doesn't fit in normal pants. Yeah my girlfriend can unhinge her jaw like a cobra so she does that when giving me neck. Yeah I have to wear abnormal pants. No it isn't fashionable. Yeah it gets really cold sometimes. No you cant warm it up its longer than you are tall. It's also not wide at all its the girth of a normal schlong. Yeah it's like a garden hose. Yeah sometimes I wear it like a scarf. Yeah sorry I can't show you it's just too long I'd have to roll it up like a extension cord to show you the full thing. Yeah no it just keeps growing. Im like Rapunzel if she had a massive schlong.

[wooeo]

in the mood for some hurt/comfort for our enha girlie 😈 lol jk i cant write angst LMFAOO but thinking of the term ‘cold war’ that fans often give their faves when they don’t interact and can u imagine that happening with (name) and another member? (not rlly since they all seem to be attached but for imagining purposes 😩)

fans don’t notice it at first but as time goes by (such as during award shows or tours), they begin to notice how (name) and a certain member seem to not have as many interactions as before/avoiding each other or sticking by the others) and everyone is just 😰🤕 bc you know fans be overthinking at times but at the same time, its hard not to when the tension seems so obvious.

and it feels like ages until one day they finally interact and u know it starts trending on twt/x because (name) and whoever are finally feeding the fans with their interactions after so so long😭

(u can pick any member bc i love them all 😭and yes, slightly inspired by the heesun cold war LMFAO)

i'm having such a hard time choosing ijbol i think you're all pretty close and talk through your issues and whatnot,,,, but when you're together so much arguments are bound to happen. wait with niki,, the angst..... like that is your child.... maybe he takes a joke too far and doesn't notice until you've left the room and he's left with his hyungs scolding him .he feels like shit when you don't greet him with a hair ruffle the next morning. like he looks up to you , you mean the world to him,, but he's also a teenager and stubborn so he doesn't apologize, instead he let's tension brew between you. you're not mean to him or anything, you just only talk to him when you have to. people catch on quick, especially since you're usually so affectionate with niki and now you're just,, not. i'm thinking there's not a moment of peace on engene twt everyones is losing their shit and wondering what happened like 😰😰 what happened between mother and son 😰 it feels like forever but its probably only been like 3 days lmfao ,, but he does apologize, the rest of the boys encouraging him and cheering him on when he knocks on the door to your room. you talk it out and forgive him and all that jazz and the next time you interact on camera everyone let out a sigh of relief when he is following you around as usual and you coo at him

[nando161mando]

Surely shareholders can sue right?

[zot3-flopped]

https://amp.cnn.com/cnn/2024/02/06/tech/taylor-swift-private-jet-tracker/index.html

She really has a problem with people knowing her carbon footprint lol. Good luck to her if she decides to pursue legal action on someone reporting public information though. I think she would have a hard time proving she was “harmed” by it.

[geezerwench]

[ghostaris]

anyone do this yet?

[spotlightstory]

We have terrible news. Seven years ago, 150,000 people paid us $15 to protect a pristine parcel of land on the US-Mexico border from racist billionaire Donald Trump's very stupid wall.

Unfortunately, an even richer, more racist billionaire⸺Elon Musk⸺snuck up on us from behind and completely fucked that land with gravel, tractors, and space garbage.

[hufflpuffin]

boy i sure am glad elon musk saved twitter

[thatguywiththetumb1er]

I say this as someone who has spent 5+ studying playwriting and is a published playwright:

I am 13 pages into the Elon Musk deposition and I WISH I could write something this good. Somebody stage this this is HILARIOUS.

[goshdarnitjay]

This whole X rebrand is a shitshow. For one, when they tried to rebrand the Twitter building (which they're being sued for for not paying rent) the cops came and shut them down because they didn't get permits. Secondly, the logo they're plastering all over everything is technically an "interim logo" and seems to have been straight up taken - but not licensed! - from the Special Alphabets 4 font. And the pièce de résistance? Meta, previously known as Facebook, actually owns the trademark for X in the US. Considering that Zuck and Musk were in talks to have a literal MMA cage match over Musk getting his shorts in a twist over Threads and calling Zuck a cuck just a little while back I can't see Meta not throwing gobs of money at their lawyers to crush this case like a beer can at a frat party.

i had not looked into it that deeply... but yeah maybe that post is right. maybe the muskrat is trying to drive twitter into the ground to get a tax writeoff... i'm honestly just glad i got rid of it as soon as it was announced that he was taking over. i know a lot of people don't have the luxury because of their businesses and promos and stuff, so... good luck to anyone stuck with that shit

[minaminokyoko]

I will literally shut the fuck up and not complain about a SINGLE other thing about 2024 if this comes to pass. Sweet. Buttery. Jesus. YES. I want BOTH of them to burn, so we need to manifest the EVER LOVING SHIT out of this one, guys. Whatever you gotta do to persuade the universe to let us have this one, after all we've been through the last four years.

YOU OWE US, DARKEST TIMELINE.

GIVE ME CONVICT ROWLING AND CONVICT MUSK OR GIVE ME DEATH.

MANIFEST

MANIFEST

[nando161mando]