#suck it ares

[peecyjacksoo]

Me, wiping tears as I watch Walker's Percy beat up Ares: You're doing great baby!

[seasicksilver]

ares & aphrodite designs ...for no reason in particular

[greekgodssitcom]

Camera Man: What do you do?

Hermes: I steal stuff

Ares: Can you steal me my will to live back from Dad?

Hermes: I can steal you enough money to afford therapy?

Ares: We’re doing it the long way then

[starfanatic]

Ares Headcanons because I am being neglected by my moots

-If you scream at him loud enough you’ll remind him of Hera and he will literally start dissociating until you stop

-Sometimes Athena will utter a word to Ares and he’ll literally scream and fall to the ground like a toddler having a tantrum.

-Ares likes to hide behind his helmet so people can’t see his true emotions, so he refused to take his helmet off unless it’s around someone he trusted. It got to the point where some gods don’t know what he looked like or slowly started to forget

-Ares dresses, smells, and looks significantly better once he started “dating” Aphrodite. His hair is actually washed and detangled, his skin isnt dirty with sweat and blood and dirt and WHATEVER ELSE, he actually looks like he made a effort in what he wears (Aphrodite dresses him).

-Ares went to the Greeks during the Trojan war not only because he could sense that the Trojans were gonna lose, but because he was scared Hera wouldn’t forgive him again if he didn’t.

-Ares’ hair sometimes have bows or other hair accessories, also braids because Aphrodite likes playing with his curly hair

-Zeus and Ares both have a habit of literally crushing the person they accidentally offended into a hug if they sense the person is upset. No talking it out just…. I’m gonna hug you until you forgive me. Ares learned this from Zeus because Zeus used to actually care if he hurt Ares’ feelings once.

-When Ares came out of the jar he immediately held on and hugged Hermes for a surprisingly long time, and Hermes let him. Hermes isn’t a super lovey dovey person, but he knew Ares needed that physical contact to make sure hes not going crazy.

-when Hebe married Heracles, Ares got upset because he was no longer Hebe’s favorite man (this isn’t true, he will always be her annoying, overprotective big brother)

[chipistrate]

I’m going to SCREAM

WHO ALLOWED HIM TO BE THIS CUTE

[theadhddimsenion]

I can see it now the beginnings of a revolution. An imo not only survived execution but fought a goetia and won!!!

As whiplash once said "if you can make God bleed, you've killed them" blitz proved that the goetia aren't invincible. If that doesn't make him the perfect matyr for change than nothing will!!!

I can see it now, blitzs forehead tatto being the official logo of the imp revolution and hung on blazing banners of imp city over the burned and ruined remains of the statis quo that had been used to treat impkind like shit for eons!!

From the hornless fireball fingers of the wasteland to the common city imp struggling to find food I call on you all to take a stand and fight!!

We March for the goetia Palace to reclaim something that rightfully belongs to the only one of the feathered asshats who so much as dared treat us as equals and had his family taken from him!!!

As for the liar and traitor know as striker who dared to claim he give a crap about us he will meet the same fate as the frosty fuckface and his ugly cow of a sister at the blade of a guillotine!!! And may it's blade and the streets run blue!!!!

Epic speech aside I really want to see how blitz becoming an icon and matyr will turn out. Going from the most hated imp in hell to the savior of impkind!! Maybe we could even give him his own "they don't care about us" esc song!!

I can't wait to see the looks on the villains (and veroskia/barbies) faces when they see that the little imp (and ex boyfriend in veroskias case and estranged brother) as he rises to be the savior of impkind.

Andy, stella and most of the other goetia are panicking and pointing fingers. Veroskia is questioning wether or not that party will make her a target, fizz is proud but worried for what this will mean for his relationship with his boyfriend.

[seaside-hysteria]

Hot take but Teen Titans vol 3 era Cassie wasn’t that bad. Her designs were kinda terrible yes, BUT. It did have some interesting characterization and I feel like people wanna ignore that completely because they gave her lipstick?? Like how can you ignore her arc around the grief of losing her basically sister just cuz she kissed some boys or whatever. Ttvol3 Cassie definitely could’ve been better, like, leagues better, but still. It’s important to her story and it’s weird when people try to ignore it entirely

ALSO without ttvol3 we wouldn’t have had the mess that is Rose and Cassie. This is the price we have to pay for toxic yuri

[h0oty]

finished a drawing for the first time in like 4 months and instantly got smited with leg pain . tried to sleep it off and woke up with worse leg pain now in both legs. my autism is too powerful it makes god angry

[okurrroye]

OK BACK uP cause wt- you mean to tell me Hermes is literally the god of thieves and these idiots think a child of Ares stole the masterbolt???

[koukouture]

I saw someone somewhere say that not all the Aphrodite kids are “conventionally” attractive AND I WILL STAND BY THAT!!!!

Because yes!!! They’re not all white and skinny there’s gotta be some variety. They’re the children of the goddess of love and beauty, self love is a given. Confidence makes the most beautiful people.

Like even if some of them have braces or acne or whatever, I know they’re all beautiful and charming like it’s the vibes you know? People try so hard to make braces seem awkward but some of the prettiest girls I know have braces and they LOVE to laugh and show them off.

I also just know the Aphrodite boys are ACTUALLY CLEAN. They all actually wear chapstick, put on deodorant, brush their teeth and T A K E B A T H S. Nothing is more attractive than a man that actually washes his ass let me tell you.

What makes all the Aphrodite kids beautiful is that they’re all confident, there’s no way all of them have pretty baby blues or the metabolism of fucking cheetahs. And I just know they’re supportive like come on. Hot bitches don’t gate keep

[the-technocracy]

Well. Well, well, well...

Less than 20 seconds in, and we've a lightcycle slicing a freakin' cop car in half! Egads!

Personally, I think 2010s Tron Legacy was criminally underrated, and a marvellous technical achievement (bloody hell, it really has been that long; man, I'm old!). I'm not exactly enticed by the fact that Jared Leto is in this; I think he's been terrible in just about everything I've seen him in, but we've got Jeff Bridges, back as Flynn, and Gillian frikkin' Anderson! 😍 And whilst we aren't blessed with a Daft Punk soundtrack, we do have one by Nine Inch Nails instead! Blimey! 😳 I'm looking forward just for the soundtrack to come out!

It's on its way in October, and I really hope this teaser doesn't represent the best we'll see of it...

[theadhddimsenion]

We all know the drama aspect of helluva boss is despite what some people seem to have not noticed the biggest part of the series but that said I think some ideas for new comedy parts should be discussed at least for the sake of keeping up our spirits while the seemingly never ending storm of haters rages.

So here are some ideas for some gags and jokes they could do in the next seasons.

I had an idea for an episode about loona learning to trust others that revolved around her being injured and stranded in the human world with the lastest target out to get them and having to learn to trust moxxie so for some gags for such an episode could include bits where moxxie is genuinely doing a good job of handling the situation but loona is always stubbornly refusing any help no matter how comically absurd it would be to refuse his help like that one bit in Madagascar where mellman had somehow created his own really nice hut and loona resorts to sleeping outside in the rain while moxxie is having some nice tea and it keeps cutting back and forth between moxxie having a nice outdoors camping trip and loona bring attacked by wolves who mistook her for a rival wolf from another pack or a in universe "loona is fur bait" joke by having them be into her and loona being disgusted and disturbed. Another bit you could do is actually have a little role reversal when it comes to moxxies role by having moxxies legitimate competence be constantly and comically undermined by loona's failed attempts and doing things without him like having her get in trouble with an elk or something and while fleeing in terror they trample moxxies just finished cabin. You could even have a cool moment where moxxie actually gets to have a cool and mature moment where he tells her about his own experiences when it came to refusing to trust people and bringing others down to validate himself like he did in unhappy campers (and let's face it moxxie was kinda overly critical of his boss even when he wasn't provoked but he has matured from that and could be ironically a great pick to help loona with her issues).

We all know millie is likely going to have her own mini arc in season three about how she feels replaced and forced into a role she doesn't like when it came to both her relationship with her husband and her place in i.m.p as now that the team are getting healthier and loona can act as muscle she isn't really as vital as she once was as now the team don't really need an emotional rock to anchor themselves to anymore and her place in the company can be filled by others but I believe that this will be relsoved by one thing the others and the Fandom hasn't thought of yet. Millie is likely the most experienced of the team and has likely been an assassin the longest so she really is in the best place to be the one to show the younger recurits like loona the ropes and you could even tie it into her relationship with motherhood. But here's the fun part introducing... *drum roll*

MILLIES BOOTCAMP!!! name pending.

Just a series of gags about millie being the official i.m.p training officer and her often absurd methods with moxxie being a happy cheerleader and being comically supportive.

As for some comedy around my boy blitz well I have a few ideas. Like m&m having to know what blitz felt like during there pda's as now they often have to come back to the office to see stolas in something sulty and "yo ho blitzy! Come and get your successful mission reward!" And loona being (more) traumatized by her fathers going at it.

I had another idea for an episode where the b cast of loona octiava, fizz and maybe a few others have to save stolitzs first healthy and normal date from an army of bad guys attacking ozzies club. Fizz constantly having to make increasingly ridiculous excuses for the noise and disturbitions caused by the battle outside, fizz clowning his way to victory, octiava going ballistic on the attacking fizz bots to the point of having to be pulled off of one and accidentally attacking the real fizz.

For some bits centering around veroskia who while not known for her slapstick bits I think would make for an entertaining short about her posse staging an intervention for her and get her to go back to rehab and she has to cartoonishly sneak her way out of it.

A short about the cherubs trying to help people who really cannot be helped would be funny and I would appreciate seeing more of Collins personality.

Some missions to more countries like Japan where they meet and annoy the local demons such as blitz making a one eyed monster joke about an oni. Moxxie getting way too into that one anime about singing music programs.

A reference to doom where at first they are all scared to go up against thee slayer but it turns out the target wasn't the real slayer just an over zealous fanboy who blitz promptly shoots.

One of the characters getting summoned by teenage girls at a slumber party and having to find their way home.

Or by a demon cult like the one stolas had and treating it like a spa day.

Loona vs emberlynn's brother.

Stolas vs emberlynn. She immediately starts shipping them way too hard and trying to force their relationship faster than it can happen.

Let me know tour ideas for future comedy in the comments and reblogs.

[1800-lemon-boy]

Friendly reminder that at the ripe age of 12 Percy Jackson wished that he had the ability to drown.

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[superscrub323]

A Thought Occurs to me about Apollo's 'Love Life'.

I make several jokes on how Apollo is as bad at being the pretty boy God of Music and Male Beauty on Mount Olympus as Ares is at being the Big Bad Evil and nigh unbeatable God of War (which is to say if you remove their embarrassing moments and go off their hymns it's true but if you don't they fall well below the mark on what their domains should represent). And an example I bring up is 'Why is it that Aphrodite has in at least one story or instance has sexually touched all the primary male Olympian Gods except Apollo?'

Which brings me to my theory and my read on Apollo and how he probably fucked up his chance to sleep with Aphrodite before Ares did. Apollo seems like the type of guy to write a power love ballad that would charm and get Aphrodite in the bed, and considering he's the best looking with only one God coming anywhere close, and he's too busy indulging in violence and covered in blood and gore which would kill the mood, and he brings her to the bed ready to lay down the loving and then...Apollo opens his mouth and says. "You're almost as beautiful as my sister Artemis under the light of Selene's embrace." Oh no...you do NOT imply that Aphrodite is anything less than the most beautiful woman on the face of Gaia, YOU...DO...NOT! Which leads to Aphrodite kicking Apollo in the balls* storming out the room and vowing to make sure Apollo's love life is an immortal hell that never ends. Also because Apollo decided to compare the Goddess of Beauty and Vanity to someone who would rather spend time in the dirt hunting animals with her virgin posse, she's going to throw in targeting as many of Artemis's hunters as she possibly can to make sure that they break their oaths of virginity as possible as petty payback. And with that go nowhere romance over Aphrodite goes to Ares and finds out that on top of actually being as handsome as Apollo is in a more rugged way, is also willing to indulge in her ego and vanity and say that she is the prettiest woman on the face of the earth, full stop end of sentence.** And that after the love making ends he proves to be good at it and a surprisingly great father figure to their kids which, after a messy arranged marriage and divorce with Hephaestus, leads to Aphrodite more or less keeping Ares around as her favorite...at least when Adonis isn't around but that's another subject. So yeah, Apollo might be on paper prettier and more charming but his ego would lead to him saying the wrong thing which would lead to Eros II and Aphrodite doing everything they can to make his love life hell.*** *Or not but it's fun to imagine

** There was that one time with Eos but honestly Eos and Ares got off lightly ***Also it was bought up in a comment that Apollo said he was a better archer than Eros II which, if Eros II is as vain as his mother and Apollo is smart enough to know that, proves my point that Apollo is the type of guy to self sabotage around a Goddess who is literally the mother of fear and dread.