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i had a dream i went to nintendo and they revealed to me that all this time the real pokemon designer was this Russian guy named Vladimir Pokemondesigner and i asked him why he named jigglypuff that and he said “is puff. is jiggly. are you a jokester?” and crushed my head like an empty soda can
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Posting this mane 6 redesign wip because I might actually finish it if I do
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funny yjing,. i still have that fever. american healthcare is so helpful ! just treat the symptoms guys! it’ll go away when you die eventually
sorry for no art i’ve had a fever for 2 weeks and also my hand is injured (probably tendonitis) i can’t do anything it’s sucks
#feverposting#my hand also didn’t get better#i have to wear a compression glove like 24/7 to not have horrible pain#and i can barely draw or use my computer because it hurts too much#yes i have gone to the doctor MANY times No they do not do shit to help me#when will i get the sweet release of death 💔#also on top of that i involuntarily vomit every time i eat and have for like 7 years honestly i don’t know how i’m alive#god keeps me alive just to suffer
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#i wish i was a vegetable in the grocery aisle being misted by water#only expectation to be eaten and go to the big garden in the sky#sounds much more serene than whatever going on rn
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whatever. go my @cringebeetle
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me if you gave me a burger
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last night my brother pointed out this weird pink goo leaking from the wall and he called it “house jelly” and every time i pleaded for him to tell me what the fuck house jelly is he was like “that’s like asking what water is. you know what house jelly is. why are you so confused” and i still don’t know what the house jelly is

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it is a tragedy this broke i made my own interpretation
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just realized i read this wrong i missed the “for” sorry for the addition that makes no sense
it's very important that I park in front of your house with my loud as fuck engine going for ohhh approximately 86 minutes
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it's very important that I park in front of your house with my loud as fuck engine going for ohhh approximately 86 minutes
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my dog does this thing a lot where she will rip the face perfectly off of her toys and unstuff them through the face hole. it’s so ominous i feel like she’s performing an evil dog ritual
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remember when teachers would tell you to fold paper hamburger or hotdog style. kind of sounds like some fake shit but just another example of burger centric american thinking
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cinnamon skin target lady, no!!!
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