#suck at shooting

[l3viat8an]

Ro do you have any thing to say about soft morning sex with Lucifer? Soft lots of laughing afterglow vibes 

Nsfw!

I have a little to say, yea <3

Lucifer watches as you start to wake up, the way your eyes squeeze shut before you open them- but he doesn’t even wait for your eyes to be all the way open as he starts pressing soft kisses down from your cheek to your shoulder-

Wrapping his arm around your waist, pulling your back flush against his chest, effectively keeping your body tucked fully into his. even Lucifer can be a little clingy in the morning- You sigh happily turning your head over your shoulder to look at him, smiling softly when you see just how messy his hair is.

“Good morning, darling,” he whispers right by your ear, his other hand now slowly moving up your side. Your body relaxes again, letting your head fall back. a soft moan falling from your lips as his wandering hand cups your tit giving it a quick squeeze before moving a little lower.

“Good morning,” you mumble back, shifting a little when you feel his cock pressing hard against your ass. “I see someone’s still riled up from last night.” you laugh, at the same time you start lazily grinding back against him, making him groan low in your ear. 

“Did you really think I would be able to control myself, when the first thing I see in the morning is you?” Lucifer laughs quietly, now rutting his hips against yours a little harder. His hand moves down your body and grabs your leg to move it over his hip-

Moaning as his cock slowly slips inside your welcoming pussy, “You know… we’re only naked because you couldn’t keep your hands to yourself last night either,” you add with another small laugh and his only response is a few more kisses against your neck as he continues to grind against you lazily, his cock hitting that sweet spot inside of you, as he adds “and I still can’t keep my hands off you.”

Everything is soft and slow, especially compared to what you two did last night- now Lucifer takes his time, kissing every part of you he can, his hands touching any part of your body his lips can’t reach~

[sadmages]

Gale stabilizing all 3 party members from death after not getting hit himself at all and then dropping this bomb while everyone's on the verge of death. So funny of him

[kylefive]

guys pretend that im cool please imma show ur comments to my mom

[dasiesanddarkness]

forever thinking about Jesper Fahey, who had to realize the one thing he thought he was actually good at was just an extension of the thing he hated most about himself

[emry-stars-art]

@snazzy-jas-z-is-a-fan-of tagged me in this post and Snazzy your mind is such a wonderful thing 💕

He can barely READ your language Andrew*, there’s not that many other options

(*Abram can read Palmetto’s language just fine by then, he just hates the paperwork more than Andrew)

[turtletoads]

thinking about those cora lives aus but they never explain how he’s alive, so i always assume its this scenario

[oifaaa]

People bring up the fact that Jason (might have) beaten up Tim that one time like it's the worst thing Jason did ignoring that he literally shoots Damian point blank in the chest all the offence in the world to tim but imo boy got off pretty easy

[disgracefulthings]

Modern Day Bingqiu + Moshang Sugar Daddy AU where...

...Shen Yuan's only friend mentions a website where Sugar Daddies can meet Sugar Babies, but Shen Yuan misunderstands and thinks it's a website where lonely people pay for friends. Out of curiosity he uses the website and connects with Luo Binghe who is trying to use his good looks to help support him and his ailing mother. Shen Yuan invites him over to his house and Luo Binghe comes over expecting to service some old guy, but is surprised to see that Shen Yuan wasn't that much older than him and only wants to play video games and watch shitty shows. Eventually Luo Binghe falls for Shen Yuan and tries to actually sleep with him, but Shen Yuan never picks up on it and believes that Luo Binghe doesn't actually care for him, only his money, but he has grown attached to him and continues to pay for him just to hang out

Meanwhile Shen Yuan's only friend, Shang Qinghua, had mentioned the website because he started working as a sugar baby. His writing career hadn't taken off yet, and he was hoping to make money while banging an attractive rich dude. The problem is because of how picky he is + not knowing how to be a sugar baby, he has trouble finding work until he meets Mobei-Jun on the website. Mobei-Jun is a rich CEO and the hottest man Shang Qinghua has ever seen, and he thought he hit the jackpot until it is revealed that Mobei-Jun just wants to hire someone to do his job as a CEO while he lazes around. He wants the benefits of his position without doing the work, so he pays Shang Qinghua to do it for him (if he stepped down then his uncle would take his position, which he doesn't want, so he believes hiring a sugar baby would keep his uncle's eyes away)

This AU could go many ways, so I'll leave that up to you

[dipperscavern]

thinking about stark men pet names. sorry ive already sent you like 3 asks this is getting embarrassing. but im here and i live here now.

jon is TOTALLY a ‘woman’ and ���girl’ kind of guy always going ‘there’s a good girl’ ‘you’re my woman’ and robb naturally is always calling you ‘my lady’ and i fully accept and believe you when you have him calling reader ‘pretty’, ‘pretty thing’ etc… chivalrous till the end!

but i cannot for the life of me land on what cregan’s style would be. i feel like it would be very teasing but also with an edge of possession. i can see him always calling you ‘wife’ in place of anything else…

don’t apologize!! ur asks are delicious & i will forever appreciate any ask anyone sends me 🫶🏻 send ten and we’ll debrief about every single one my lovely

jon is so accurate. “there’s a good girl” & referring to u as his woman are just stamps in his vocabulary. he’s not really a words type of guy, but they just spill out sometimes.

robb is very chivalrous and charming, pet names come to him naturally. “my lady”, “pretty”, “pretty thing” etc. his mouth literally never stops running. omg i can also see an “atta girl” escaping every once in a while.

okay i’m putting on my bulletproof vest for this one but… cregan doesn’t seem like a pet name type of guy. don’t get me wrong, he still showers u with compliments & things like that, but idk i just can’t see it 😞 would definitely have “wife” slipping from his lips pretty often though!! i can see it as a teasing thing between the both of you.

“husband.” & he pulls you in by your hips, “wife.”

[chickenscratchstudios]

Yeah okay I think I'm a little obsessed

[sweatandwoe]

Love Garrus' negative traits

Love that he embodies everything negative we usually associate positively with renegade Shepard. Love how it doesn't fit him, how it fails him each time he tries. Love that he tries to blind himself into a world where there's only good or bad people (like a cop). Love that he decides Omega, the greyest of grey places, is a place full of bad people. "All I have to do is point my gun and shoot" but not for the people he's trying to save, the peope who call him "Archangel". Who were they again? Does he even recognize them when he's aiming for criminals on the station?

Love that Garrus is forced to confront seeing the world this way in a paragon route, that he's forced to see grey, address the grey. Realizing that everyone has something, a cause, a reason and that his brand of justice may not be just.

Love that Garrus hates the rules that surround him but he is in fact the reason C-Sec has so much red tape, to try and stop injustice among their forces. That Turians aren't meant to question but he does so much but about the wrong things; he's too blind by hate to understand what he's doing. Garrus wants to take care of people and protect people like a good turian however he thinks the best way to help is killing the "bad people". He believes in eye for an eye but hasn't heard the full quote, doesn't know "An eye for an eye will make the world blind". Mercy for one person he despised, who he hated, causes him to rethink his whole character and his previous actions.

I just love this level of tragedy and self-evaluation to a dorky, alien sniper

[temeyes]

yes i love playing call of duty. yes im really bad at it. yes i imagine gaz wants to come out of the tv like the girl from the ring and strangle me bc i accidentally make him Suffer The Most

yeah,,, i suggest you run now,,

[maren226]

[introspectivememories]

absolutely obsessed with the idea of timbern being super secretive over bear's time in the cult.

on one hand, bear is wildly insecure of his scars from the cult. cause it's not like he fucking got them saving the city or helping someone, he was just stupid enough to get sucked into a cult. (a voice in the back of his head that sounds a lot like his therapist and tim tell him that kids are supposed to be stupid and that his time in the cult is more a reflection of the adults in his life than his own choices) anyway his back and legs are like a mess of scarring and normally he'd just tattoo over them but scars have to be a certain age before they're tattooable. so he now just covers them up.

on the other hand, tim is insanely protective over bear's traumas. like if he got any more protective he'd be like certified deranged. so he just straight up dodges or lies about bear's backstory. anyway all this to say, they're hanging out in the pool at the manor and nobody but them ws supposed to be home. so bear thinks it's safe to take off his shirt. they're both having fun until someone says behind bear, "dude... what happened to your back?" cue tim lunging at them like a rabid dog and bear struggling to hold tim back going "tim, tim, what the fuck, what the fuck????"

[happypeachsludgeflower]

Do y’all ever wonder if the reason Luo Binghe was so bad at papapa was because he was the stallion protagonist of a very badly written book with terrible sex scenes that were impossible??

Like. Presumably, the book was from Luo Binghe’s perspective. He just thought he was good at it and no one was brave enough to tell him he wasn’t and it never had anything to do with Bingmei’s celibacy.

[poughkeepsies]

though the one thing is. as much as I love some good pining angst. GOD would it break my heart to have eddie's sexuality storyline be so isolating and plagued by trauma. like I love to see some characters suffering but I genuinely do not want that for him.