#subsitutions

[panharmonium]

I'm re-reading Sai's intro arc for fic reasons and got momentarily distracted by the sequence of events wherein Yamato gets assigned to Team Kakashi, because it unfolds like this:

Tsunade refuses to cave to the Elders' demand that she keep Naruto cooped up in the village

The Elders agree to this, but only if she allows them (aka Danzo-by-proxy) to choose who will fill Kakashi and Sasuke's spots on the team

Danzo comes in and chooses Sai specifically, but then makes the enormous mistake of giving Tsunade only a general set of recommendations for the last member's qualifications

after which Tsunade turns around and does the absolute funniest thing she could possibly have done:

It's hilariously tempting to think of her doing this as a deliberate fuck-you to Danzo, but it's implied in the text that she doesn't even know about Yamato's Root background - she spends the next few panels explaining to Yamato who and what Danzo/the Foundation are, as if he wouldn't know. (Logically, I recognize that this is probably just because Yamato's Root backstory hadn't been conceived of yet, but in-universe it gives the impression that she doesn't know where he comes from):

It's certainly plausible to read this as her carefully talking around the issue with Yamato - her "surely you've heard of him" could be one of those things where they both know what she means but aren't saying it out loud (due to concerns about surveillance, plausible deniability on her part, etc), so how much she knows is ultimately up for interpretation. I'm not rigidly committed to either read, though, because either way is equally entertaining to me - her picking Yamato as a deliberate fuck-you to Danzo is obviously satisfying, but her NOT doing it as a deliberate fuck-you to Danzo is just as funny, like - we know, canonically, that she picks Yamato because he has Wood Style, and probably also because he worked with Kakashi for so long, but for her to use those completely unrelated criteria and wind up unwittingly selecting the absolute LAST person Danzo would ever have wanted to be Sai's commanding officer is SO hilarious to me.

Either way, I love when Danzo comes into her office to ask if she finished picking the Black Ops commander, and she's like "yeah :) i did :) guess who"

danzo: you better not have chosen somebody like your grandfather tsunade, who chose her grandfather's literal genetic clone: >:)

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[belligerentbaddie]

Final Wish

Gojo Satoru // Bakugou Katsuki

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Satoru heard your shrill before he even fully realized he had been sliced clean through.

y/n, was that you he thought to himself

I’m so sorry

I would turn to look at you if I could his mind slipping and his eyes rolling out of focus.

then…at least you would’ve been the last thing I saw.

I would’ve loved it if you had been the last thing I saw.

[dayz-ina-daze]

A couple of Eevee-based fusion adoptables — All under 20 dollars!!

Because I’m kind of obsessed with the idea of Pokémon fusion right now and wanted to try my hand at seeing if I could make something unique for these combos! ^^

PRICES:

CINNABUN — 15 USD

NIGHTLIGHT — 10 USD

SUBSITUTE RABBIT — 15 USD

AMANITA — 10 USD

First come first serve! You can claim them by reaching out via tumblr dms here or through my business email, spottyhasaheadquarters@gmail.com!

Upon reaching out, you’ll receive the un-watermarked and un-bordered pngs as soon as the payment goes through.

I hope they make you very happy <3

[waitingforsecretsouls]

Traumerei: *displays deep loyalty to, respect for and trust in Zahard nearly every instance of his page-time, with whom he spent centuries and potential millenia travelling as comrades to the point that post-climb Gustang notes how unusual it is to no longer be around each other 24/7, is noted to be closer to post-climb Zahard than anyone else and refuses to let himself be interrogated about it, voluntarily choses to take on Zahard's proposal of going against Gustang's family and confides in him about his nightmares, makes clear that Zahard's opinion on issues > everyone else's, supporter of Zahard's military operations by supplying Lo Po Bia forces in both past and present to the point that branch leaders complain about being thrown in the meatgrinder in place of Zahard's own forces (which isn't even mentioning the potential human but definitely humanoid experimentation in the basement, thought up together with Zahard and potentially killing his first ever girlfriend partly based on Zahard's opinion and bc she was snooping into the experimentation)*

[yakultii]

doordasher substituted me with a nippy’s iced coffee BRUH I ain’t no feral 13yro high school boy at 8am

[mayakern]

will petticoats go up on sale again?

we ordered a small amount of extra, once preorders get shipped out (sometime in late march/early april) we will list the remainder on the store.

[snakebites-and-ink]

I have the next chapter for Technically Not Human basically written, I just have to fracking. name two characters

[koukaaa-descent]

Honestly I kinda want to see how you would draw venice (Masked oc of mine) because I love the way your draw.

why hello there silverstudios

praying that I didn't get anything wrong (the poofy shoulder things had me fighting for my life). Venice says hello to his creator,, he was very interesting to draw :]

[champagnemoon]

the commercial push for the all over body deodorant thing is so weird to me...like except for extreme cases why would you need to be putting a deodorant on like lotion

[tiny-tf-faces]

I just queued a bunch of faces and I feel like I've posted some of them before, but they're not showing up in tag search so I'm gonna assume I've just scrolled past them so many times while looking for stuff to post that it's making me think I've posted them

A few of them might also be people's santinyclaus gifts. If that's the case, then sorry about that

Anyways, if I post a face that's already appeared on this blog, please let me know so I can replace it with a new one

[justanechoflower]

Wow a rare non asshole flowey you know while i cant make you goat bro again i can find a soul substitute i remember a alphys has that if you want it and i find it you can have it for a price of course i run a business after all

[ridgystacis]

its kind of fascinating watching james somerton's utena video and seeing just how shallowly he discusses the anime's themes (reverting to the general "men want to control women narrative") and just how quickly he discards the actually complex and difficult ideas it presents as "weird anime stuff", especially in regards to characters like Nanami.

Also he plagiarizes wikipedia less than a minute in.

[harley-quinns-girlfriend]

I made

[morgenlich]

amused by people suggesting mayonnaise as an egg substitute in baking tbh

[ifartconfetti]

someone move in next to me so i can cook all the time and give you the results