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i had a dream that tumblr implemented a new feature where you could put physical items in someone's ask box so you could send handwritten letters and notes and stuff, but in practice you ended up needing to clean out your ask box weekly because people would just fill it with stuff like wet leaves and sand and ketchup
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Why the hell does [tumblr] app have a whopping 3.5gb of cache. What could it possibly be storing.
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irrationally annoyed by the gradual creep of people using elaborate therapyspeak to communicate their dislike of something/someone instead of just being like "yeah it wasn't for me"
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Hey do you wanna hang out later and distract each other from how horrifying everything is
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it's my blog and i'll have an incohesive and inconsistent personality if i want to
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the uncontrollable urge to know how people describe me to others
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i love my YouTube watch later list - got some time to kill? pick something that caught my eye months or years ago
but occasionally this happens

it evokes a timbre of loss i don't think i've felt anywhere else. something i know for sure i wanted is gone forever, but i can't even remember what it was.
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*said with so much love in my heart that it's full to bursting* hey I had a lot of fun last time would you like to hang out again sometime soon? :)
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pro tip stop a sneeze by pressing firmly against the bridge of your nose
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bad things shouldn't happen to my friends. i should be the worst thing that happens to my friends
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no matter how miserable i am at least im not in school and i dont have a kid and im not married
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