#submission inspired

[zucchinirpc]

Internet Community quick to mistake "trauma" for "drama".

"But I need to know what you think!!" the anons demand, excitedly rubbing salt into a gaping wound.

[thoughtcascades]

"right person wrong time" nahhh wrong person, waste of time.

[cod-dump]

Gaz: Just sad...

Ghost: Wot?

Gaz: *points at Graves with his Shadows* He's so touch-starved, you could punch him in the face and I'm pretty sure he'd thank you for it.

Ghost: I--

Price, walking by: Yeah, he did.

Gaz: Cap?

Price: WOULD. He would. Hypothetically. I wouldn't know--probably right, though.

Gaz: *staring*

Ghost: ... It still doesn't count as therapy, sir.

Price: Get fucked, Simon.

[shittysawtraps]

hello random redditor. i would like to play a game

i will be showing you examples of masculine and butch women, fictional or otherwise. if you elicit a fear or disgust response to more than half of these women who have dared to self-express in a way that does not make your dick hard, the timer on your penis will detonate a bomb, and i will literally just leave you to bleed to death from a gaping hole in your dick. live or die, the choice is your's.

[bestofinspirobot]

[mathsuggestions]

Consult with dark powers to raise Paul Erdős from the dead to co-author your paper.

[zu-is-here]

This made me think of Dust and Swap leaving their respective theaters at the same time, halfway through the movie, to buy an extra refill of popcorn.

My mind has nothing concrete but something tells me it could be an interesting conversation ╮⁠(⁠.⁠ ⁠❛⁠ ⁠ᴗ⁠ ⁠❛⁠.⁠)⁠╭ (maybe also a little awkward?)

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Chaotic duo ♡

[bat-knight-mare]

MetaDede week, Day 3: Gifts!

Dedede has many love languages, gifts included. He likes spoiling Meta. He is a king after all, there's nothing he can't get for his love.

Meta is new to love (I hc him as demisexual) and has no idea how to react to gifts. And about giving gifts - its easier to do it sneakily.

I read a really good fanfiction (forgot the name) where Dedede had penguin animal instincts. One of them being gifting pebbles (that instinct doesnt actually exist but shhhh its cute) So he was unconsciously proclaiming his love to Meta over and over again - just having this urge to Gift. Him. Rocks.

I love that idea. Had to share.

[wnq-writers]

They called me a dreamer like it was a bad thing, until my dreams started to come true.

Ekta Somera

[draw-the-squad-like-this]

Draw your characters like this

[zucchinirpc]

Local Potter roleplayers flood inbox of literal zucchini.

"That's not how ratio works," Zucchini laments.

[fixing-bad-posts]

[Image description: A tumblr post with 78 notes, edited whiteout-poetry style to read, "I support all women, all men. May they know love."]

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I support all women, all men. May they know love.

Submitted by @snow4berry

[cod-dump]

Price: *reading*

Graves from another room: Oh thank god, I'll have somewhere to hibernate this winter.

Price: *deep sigh*

Price: Nik, put your shirt back on.

Nik from another room: HOW DID YOU KNOW??

Graves: ...was that out loud?

[bestofinspirobot]

[gr8writingtips]

writing tip #3636:

the quickest way to finish a book is to close it