#zucchinirpc

[zucchinirpc]

Roleplayers furious that admins have not yet developed the skill to read their minds yet.

“This is unacceptable. It’s 2023! By now, they should be on their way to psychic abilities.”

[soupcafe]

was tagged by @slaterherms to put my spotify playlist on shuffle and share the first 10 songs so here we go 🥰

water fountain - alec benjamin

move over - full tilt boogie band

can you get to that - funkadelic

stamina - vitalic

welcome to the internet - bo burnham

zitti e buoni- maneskin

beggin’ - chris lake, aluna

good places - rum tum

violence ( club remix ) - grimes, i_o

hell - squirrel nut zippers

tagging: @targarryen @prelvdes @sapphicrpc @dear-indies @fablehaven @galatcias @hirxeth @khadijha @kaysmuse @ladysansa @zucchinirpc @cherriedwines @bringmefoxgloves @bonequeen @nicolemaiines

[shoutoutrph]

zuccinirpc is the funniest fucking blog in the rpc

@zucchinirpc (I think this is who they meant?)

[princelyhelp]

it’s kinda funny but the zucchini started posted exactly at the same time that bo came back to the rpc as maric. maric appeared at the beginning of November 2020 and so did the zucchini. and they shade exactly the same things.

this anon thinks you're bo/maric @zucchinirpc, stay safe zucchini

[antlerqueer]

the what podcast–

I know. I think @zucchinirpc said they were thinking abt making a summary?

[zucchinirpc]

Local Muns SHOCKED to Discover RPC’s Transphobia Problem

Trans muns express disdain. “How are you surprised? We’ve been talking about this issue for literal years. Including how every time it’s brought up, trans muns find their inboxes flooded with hate and suicide baiting.” 

[zucchinirpc]

Internet Community quick to mistake "trauma" for "drama".

"But I need to know what you think!!" the anons demand, excitedly rubbing salt into a gaping wound.

[zucchinirpc]

Community divided by what the strike means for gif making.

"Isn't making a profit off of someone's likeness without their share or consent basically what they're protesting?" suggests one member.

"Personally," one gif maker starts, before launching into the most incoherent collection of attempted legal jargon.

[zucchinirpc]

Local admins express shock that allowing bigoted behavior doesn’t work well for them.

“Well,” they say, “They were just expressing their opinion and they APOLOGIZED. I think we should all be able to grow from here.” Former members say that the admins maintained an unsafe, inequitable environment and point out that the apology was deleted.  

[zucchinirpc]

Local HP RP Supporters treat admins of server poorly after decision to ban promoting HP rps in server.

“I support you but I’m going to send a long messaging detailing why I don’t and telling you that I will be leaving,” one declares while another cries out, “What about the trans people that participate in HP roleplays?”

[zucchinirpc]

This Just In! It's actually illegal online to make gifs of the same people.

"How dare you do something you like and not think to fill my needs first," anonymous user demands.

[zucchinirpc]

Vigilante roleplayer makes an account to reply specifically to "age gap/dad's friend/friend's dad" wanted plots.

Using face claims like Ron Howard and Ricky Gervais, their characters encourage the young 20-somethings to enjoy their youth and remind them that seeking attention from older men may be a symptom of a larger, deep rooted issue with boundaries.

[zucchinirpc]

Former roleplayer unsure if they actually want to give the hobby another chance or if they are just avoiding real-life responsibilities.

It has been suggested that once the individual completes their overdue assignment, all desire to browse the roleplay recommendations in their inbox will subside.

[zucchinirpc]

Surprise! Beloved community member once again fighting for their life because they're trying to do the right thing.

[zucchinirpc]

Yearly Reminder Regarding Call Out Posts

“Sharing screenshots of someone’s discord messages that includes the person’s handle/username is not doxxing,” the PSA points out, “Instead, doxxing is the sharing of private, real-world information such as a person’s full name, address or social security number.”

[zucchinirpc]

Anonymous hero, committed to the bit, now too far gone to stop being ableist, racist, transphobic, etc;

Last spotted demanding blood quantum from indigenous creators and misgendering someone in the inboxes of anyone who will post their desperate attempts at relevance.