#submission anonyme

[the-polls]

question: if pokemon were real, and you has your favorite, would it sleep on the bed with you?

answers:

yes

no, because it is too big

no, because it IS the bed

no, because it would make a mess

no, because it would be dangerous

no, because i don't have a favorite pokemon

no, because i don't have a bed

[incognitopolls]

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[dailyhatsune]

I did a mecha miku🗣🔥🗣🔥🗣🔥

(Also on my blog)

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she’s a cool robot!

[shiftythrifting]

Saw this at the 2nd Street thrift in Philly pretty sure it’s still there

[herefornips]

Another glorious submission 😍

[incorrectbatfam]

Tim, as his brothers are about to watch Die Hard: Yeah, I just got uh, got plans.

Duke: Well, John McClane had plans!

Tim: No, see, the thing is, I want to get out of here before Jason gets all worked up and starts calling everybody bitch.

Jason: What are you talking about?

Jason: Bitch.

[couldpolyamorysavethem]

JIN GUANGYAO, LAN XICHEN, and NIE MINGJUE from GRANDMASTER OF DEMONIC CULTIVATION

No Justification Submitted - Anonymous

[totallycorrectffxivquotes]

Wuk Lamat: AJFNFHSHDOFJDNJ

Zoraal Ja: What is that?

Koana: it’s a keysmash. its like, an extreme reaction to something

Zoraal Ja: How do I do it

Koana: you just press anything on the keyboard

Zoraal Ja: 7

[couldtransitionsaveher]

PETER PARKER/SPIDER-MAN from ULTIMATE SPIDER-MAN (2024)

JUSTIFICATION:

"read these panels and tell me you don't see what i see" - Anonymous

Reminder: Submissions are always open! Submit here!

[mha-quotes-and-such]

Shigaraki: I'm having a bad day. Tell me a joke.

Mr. Compress: I'm a magician, not a comedian.

Shigaraki: Come on, you have to know one.

Mr. Compress: Okay… …What do you call a cow with no vocal cords?

Shigaraki: I don't know, what?

Mr. Compress: A no-moo. Get it? Nomu, No-Moo?

Shigaraki: Get out

[fuckabledragonoftheday]

Today's fuckable dragon of the day is...

"The CGI Dragon used as a Sex Metaphor in the original Studio DEEN Fate/stay night adaptation" from FATE/STAY NIGHT

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[biweeklydavekat]

speciesswap davekat!!

day 186

[sweatermuppet]

I've been looking at submitting poetry for potential publication but am so lost as to what a cover letter looks for :/ Google has been unhelpful, as sample cover letters for publication consideration are along the lines of: hi my name is xyz, please consider me because [insert education (I have no formal writing education)] and [insert experience (I've only been published once before)]

I'm just not really sure how to structure a cover letter when I have no typical substance for one, if that makes sense. If you could help at all I would greatly appreciate it <3 hope you're doing well!

i have no formal writing education either & at one point, i had no publications. we all start somewhere! one publication is a great start

a fair amount of publishers/editors do blind reads so they won't read your author bio with your actual piece(s). i do skim bios when reading submissions but i typically read the poems first & look at full cover letters after

i've given a general bio/cover letter/statement outline before but here's an amended third person bio for people like you who feel like they don't have a lot to say:

[name] [pronouns] is an emerging poet/writer/creative [any other jobs or hobbies can be included here] from [region]. [include any education you feel is important, even if the field was outside of writing]. they've been previously published/forthcoming with [any outlets, even just the one]. they draw inspiration from [place, person, thing, experience]. they write often about [subjects]. [name] can be found on social media or [personal website] @ [social media handle].

some people mention their family. like "currently, john lives happily in minneapolis with his partner and their two dogs". some people mention hobbies such as "in their free time, they enjoy fly-fishing, birding, & mountain biking". i get submissions from people who are pastors, truck drivers, retired nurses, veterans, biochemists, cancer survivors. some bios are as brief & absurd as "[name] is busy taking naps & daydreaming about goats".

you can generally include whatever you feel like is important to you & your bio. just be aware that different publishers have different requirements, like word count

[herefornips]

Another stunning submission 😍