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running-in-the-dark · 9 months ago

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I don't want to be a man or a woman, I don't want to choose, I just want my boobs gone and then think about the rest. like I'd love to have a beard but I don't want to go on t probably so that's unlikely to ever happen, but I'm okay with that I think. not okay with the boobs tho

#and I'm too squeamish to even look into that properly #and too anxious and overwhelmed to look into the bureaucratic aspects #I just want to wake up with those damn things gone. but no 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄#or with someone telling me step by step how to get that done without any of the other stuff #ugh #stupid. things #personal

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jellogram · 1 month ago

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On my first day in Germany I got to my hotel and I couldn't get the lights to turn on. And I was like "Eh, fuck it, I'll just take a shower in the dark." And then the shower wouldn't get hot. I waited and waited and it stayed ice cold.

So I go down to the front desk and I'm like "My lights won't turn on and my shower won't get hot" so they send this guy up with me. We get into the room and I flick the switch and nothing happens so I'm like "See?"

And he goes "You must put your card in the slot."

"I... what? I have to put my room card in the light switch?"

"Of course!"

Now I have been in many hotels in the US and never encountered this concept, but apparently it was something most of their guests already knew. So I'm looking like a fool at this point. I feel like an idiot. The dude is fully grinning at me. I put the card in the slot and voila, the light turns on.

Then he's like "Ok, let's see if the shower works. You know you must wait for the hot water?" and I just know he's thinking I'm an idiot who also can't use a shower. This stupid American can't wait for the hot water! She can't even use a light switch or a shower!

And I guess he was distracted by these thoughts of my stupidity, because this dude fully stepped into the shower. In his nice dress shirt and slacks. He just. Gets into the shower.

And turns it on.

Have you ever seen a playing field get leveled instantaneously

#jokes on you we're both fucking stupid #and yes the shower was in fact broken and they changed me to another room #our other hotel rooms in europe also had the keycard lightswitches so maybe it's a european thing? maybe north america is weird? idk

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clearlydusty · 2 months ago

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Bro thinks she could just thug it out

#this is so stupid #worst thing i've ever drawn i think #disappointed in myself for this lowkey but I'm gonna post it anyways #art #my art #fanart #mouthwashing curly #mouthwashing fanart #anya mouthwashing #mouthwashing game #anya mw #curly mw #captain curly #curly mouthwashing #mouthwashing #wrong organ #mouthwashing meme #queen never cry #artists on tumblr

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scionsthings · 4 months ago

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Rewatching Arcane

#arcane #league of legends #viktor #jayce talis #my art #AAAH YES THE HEXTECH DREAM #jayvik #the most stupid thing mel medarda did in her life #mel i love you but that was a REALLY BAD DECISION LMAO #A prayer for Viktor F #A prayer for Jayce the Council hate his autism idk

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hansoeii · 2 months ago

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promise.

#they are the only thing I've been able to think about ever since act 2 came out #this is a prison #help me #god I love them so much #had to paint them again #they wanna kiss each other so bad it makes them look stupid #jayvik #jayvik fanart #arcane #arcane fanart #jayce and viktor #jayce #viktor #my art #my fanart #my arcane art #illustration

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slyandthefamilybook · 9 months ago

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why do you guys talk like you think not voting means no one gets elected

#atlas entry #you're all so stupid g-d bless #“I'm not voting for Trump OR Biden! They both suck!” okay well one of them is gonna be our future president no matter what #like get you think things can't get any worse under Trump than they already are. You're wrong and stupid but I get it #might as well vote against the guy who has Nazis sieg heiling at his rallies

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marypsue · 1 year ago

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Keep seeing that post where OP starts like 'Thinking about...grieving the undead' and then adds on about like. Real life situations where people have not died but have left your life and you would have reason to grieve them.

All respect, that's an important concept, but that is not what I am thinking about when I read 'grieving the undead'.

#your brother is a vampire. he's sitting across the table from you chatting with your mother about her day #and he's dead and he's gone and he's never coming back.#he laughs the same and he talks the same but his arm is cold when he grabs you in a headlock and your dog won't be in the same room with hi #he'll still hang around watching TV with you and give you wedgies and make stupid jokes #but you can't tell him about the bullies at school anymore because this thing with your brother's face will just find them and kill them.#and not even stupid fucking Jason deserves what the monster in your dead brother's skin would do to him.#your brother is dead and lost and right there in arm's reach and gone forever with no hope of ever getting him back.#i'm sure there are corollaries to be written about like ghosts and zombies but this is the one i'm personally hung up on recently

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crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington · 4 months ago

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elita pep talk

#transformers one #transformers #b 127 #bumblebee #elita one #i want more content of elita and bee #their dynamic would be so funny i think #ur mean aunt who acts like she hates u but she gets u that one really obscure thing u mentioned in passing conversation #i think their relationship can be really sweet #i think bee would geniunly really look up to elita and think shes so awesome #and elita is just like okay this annoying yellow thing follows me around now i guess #(she loves him)#her stupid son that she hates #shes tough on him but she cares...

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johnlennonbignaturals · 6 months ago

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mfs when a male athlete has a genetic advantage: 😍😍😘🥰🥰😘😘☺️☺️😜😜😜😍😍😜☺️

mfs when a female athlete has a genetic advantage: 😱😱😱😱🤬🤬🤬😡😡😨😨😭😭😭😭🤬🤬🤬🤬

#olympics #imane khelif #the whole thing is so stupid #1k #5k #10k #20k

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gemwolfz · 1 year ago

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i think the best genre of image is "creatures trapped in starbucks cups with receipts reading [cup of water (no water, no ice, creature)]"

#bugs #the stupid wasp cup isnt really an example of the same thing but it's also a good image #starbucks employees are you like. required to print a receipt for every single cup you use #are your managers hovering over your receipts and remaining cups and going 'somebody got a free cup! someone should be fired for this'#because that sounds realistic under capitalism

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inkskinned · 4 months ago

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having good & true friends will literally save and protect you in a million unfathomable ways. like okay we have written so many times about lovers. but the way a platonic friend laughs and cries with you. the way they hold your hand at 14 years old and at 34. the way they keep a little silver tie to you, touching base over and over and over. how you can go years without talking, only to re-meet and discover: oh shit! you're still cool!

there are people who have been in my life for more than half of it, and i have loved every version of them. do you know how fucking beautiful that is. yeah love will save the world. but the way friends love you is gonna save the you.