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kwop-kilawtley · 2 years

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“At LeAsT EdWaRd UnDeRStAnDs CoNsEnT”

You know you guys are talking about a guy who literally planned on murdering her, stalked her before they knew each other, snuck into her bedroom to watch her sleep, stalked her out of town, snooped through her things, made her do things she doesn’t want to do (prom, parties, wedding) disabled her truck, BROKE her truck to get rid of it even tho she loves it, told her she couldn’t see her best friend/true love bc he’s dangerous even tho his entire purpose is to protect humans from vampires and even tho his brother tried to kill her and every single near death experience she’s had is bc of vampires and him. 💀

#twilight renaissance #twilight #LMFAO #like I said RVERY post I see from an anti Jacob I will level out the playing field here #anti Edward Cullen #team jacob #jacob x bella #CONSENT KING LMFAOO what a joke tbfh #it was to protect her they say #ok LMFAOooo protect her from what???? why is she in this mess time and time again #oh yes bc of HIM #he’s a stupid fuck and his first mistake was pursing her #but go on talk about consent lmfao #team jacob is for bad bitches

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lightbulb-warning · 1 year

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Same person that said your art style scratches the inside of my head (I used the wrong your in the original ask smh)

I wanted to also say how much I love how you draw Shuichi <3 It's perfect, people have already complimented how you draw Kokichi (perfect, as well) so I thought how you draw Shuichi deserves some love as well

ive been looking through my drawing folders and have come to the conclusion that your definition of "perfect shuichi" equals to "stressed out of his mind", which i find hilarious /lh

i fucking love shuichi i find him to be such a compelling character. *puts this in your pocket when you're not looking*

#hate his hair too btw #i love this bitch he's so stupid #and also a really nuanced interesting character blah blah blah HES SILLY #im not that comfy with how i potray “shuchi vibes” yet! “quiet and subtle” are things im currently still learning to incorporate in my draws #which makes me honored you think its anywhere near perfect?? wowza! im glad ;u; ill only get better from here!!#*proceeds to draw ooc sassy shuichi* /j #Shuichi Saihara #saihara shuichi #drv3 #dr shuichi #i DID notice the wrong “you're” and it took a lot of effort to not fall into my “uhm actually ways” /lh #but now that YOU'VE brought it up... *points and laughs at you because you made an inconsequential and irrelevant spelling mistake* /j #jk mistakes happen mate!! plus you're on anon nobody has to knowwwww #ask maiora #maiora draws #eyestrain

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lagginguniverse · 2 months

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freidnly fire for @freaquin

#digital art #art #artfight #bakugan #team seafoam #af 2024 #nethian #bakugan gundalian invaders #5million anatomy mistakes I dont notice until it's been a week and it's too late to edit my beloathed #Just. pretend talos is wearing thigh highs. like that one post 'a bitch doesnt get lyme disease'#lagg doesnt draw nethians for 5 years 'why do i draw nethaisn so weird now'#i miss drawing them tbh i miss my stupid ass lore i miss mavros and talos and all the ocs i never fleshed out #giving them tails is such a big brained take i can't function i need to. i need to

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scholastic-dragon · 2 years

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For the Christmas prompts, could have either 17 or 21 with Raph?

Better late than never! I went with 17, hope that’s okay!

Raphael x Gn!reader

Balance

Word Count: 0.5k

Warnings: spelling mistakes, supportive and encouraging raph, suggestive reference? (Literally just the word 'oral' at the end)

Summary: raph takes you ice skating

"This is a bad idea!" You squeal, gripping onto the side railing with all your might. Your knuckles have gone white and your knees can't stop shaking.

"It'll get easier baby!" Raph shouts back with a laugh. How the hell is a 6'6 mutant turtle able to skate better than you?

Donnie had made them all special ice skates that fit their feet and held their weight. But he moved so fluidly around the ring, as if it were natural.

You'd asked him for some workout advice, you wanted to get a little more fit and build up some muscle. He said one of the most important lessons he learned was balance.

Hence why you and your boo were currently in a closed down skating rink. Donnie had forged a key and let you guys have it for the evening, a choice you were now regretting.

You pulled yourself to stand, still holding the wall as he came over to you, a wide smile on his stupidly handsome face.

"You doin' alright, shortstack?" He put his hands on his hips.

"I'm going to break my ass,"

He rolled his eyes, taking your hands in his and pulling you away from the wall. Without any traction, you were pulled away from the wall and onto the ice.

"Raph! Raph, no! I'm gonna fall!" You protested, gripping his hands for dear life.

"Yer doin' fine, babydoll," It should've pissed you off more that he was skating backwards but instead it was almost attractive...?

"Here, kick your feet out, point your toes and use them as momentum, keep your arms by your side to steady you," He instructed, moving to hold only one of your hands by your side. "Ready?"

"No,"

"Good!" He let go of your hand and gave you a little push, propelling you forward.

"Raphael! I'm going to gut you for this!" You squealed, arms flailing.

"You'll have to catch me first!"

You inhaled deeply, alright, just do what he said. You pushed off slowly, still very wobbly, but you were moving!

"There you go!" He encouraged from somewhere behind you.

You made it to the entrance and exit spot of the ring and awkwardly stepped to one of the bench seats. It felt like your legs were going to fall off.

"Hey," Raph came to a perfect stop in front of you and sat down at your side. "You havin' fun yet?" He teased.

"Surprisingly, yes, I am," You panted, annoyed he wasn't out of breath.

"It's just like I said, this will improve your balancing skills, and it's a workout for your waist and core," He smiled down at you the way he always did when talking about working out.

"And we get to go on a date too," You added, tapping his leg.

"See, balance," He leaned down, pressing a sweet kiss to your lips.

Then he abruptly stood and rushed to the rink. "Whoever finishes three laps around the ring first gets oral tonight!"

"Raph!"

tags: @thelaundrybitch @turtle-babe83 @happymoonangel @sharpwindow @post-apocalyptic-daydream @strawberrycakeblog @mysticboombox @sketch-and-write-lover @dilucsflame33

#HAHAHAHAHA #i laughed a little too hard writing the last line #BUT YOU KNOW ITS SOMETHING THE BITCH WOULD DK #im not going back to fix that spelling mistake #stupid tags <3 #tmnt #tmnt bayverse #tmnt raph #tmnt raphael #tmnt raph x reader #tmnt raphael x reader #tmnt x reader #tmnt imagines #thanks for the ask!

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unnamed-atlas · 3 months

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Finally finished sweet tooth s3. Having incredibly mixed feelings

#love the show. love it a lot. about to be a bitch in the tags anyways #it was. so so messy. they needed another season so bad. the alaska trip took up so much of the comics #and that was with the previously established cast #in the show they introduced a million new characters. gave us no time to get to know them before they were thrown head first into the plot #and condensed an arc that was almost half of the comics into the span of like 5 episodes #my boy singh. oh how they massacred by boy #i mean. okay. in the context of the show the arc wasn't horrible for him.#but i think his survival in the comic and his dedication of his life to making up for the mistakes of his past by helping people and hybrids #would've been so much more powerful than his random self sacrifice at the end of the show.#bc honestly it just seems like another impulsive act in his moral flip flop he'd been having for the last few episodes #rather than active choice to be better #and honestly i wanted to see his delusional paranoid religious breakdown from the comics put to screen so bad #it would've been great #i do like that he turned against zhang the second she started trying to talk about rani. that shit slapped #the several fake outs about Jepp's death were so stupid and unnecessary and repetitive #why are you baiting everyone. you're going to piss off the hardcore comic fans waiting for his death and confuse the show fans #either commit to killing him or stop pretending like you're brave enough to do it #why did they flip back so hard into the mystical vaguely eco fascist backstory and outcome of the comic #after spending two seasons trying to build a more scientific and less 'humanity must end' story for two seasons straight #they tried to make it seem less 'humanity must die' again at the end by ending the virus #which i guess might've been the best outcome available considering the source material and the limitations of it's ending #but idk. it felt weird #the writing this season was so much less subtle. it felt like the characters were constantly monologing directly at the camera #nothing could be left unsaid everyone had to say exactly what they meant #and it was all moral lessons the writers were trying to feed directly to the audience #i feel like they wrote themselves into a corner at the end of the last season #and they expected to have at least one more season to write themselves out of it before the ending #and if not. if this was the plan since the beginning. literally what. WHAT.#can not imagine the people who wrote the last two seasons sitting down and writing this #it won't let me add more tags but i have more thoughts. many more. tumblr is silencing me for speaking the truth /j

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usercelestial · 1 year

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i hope nate-antis are having a horrible horrible day

#saw someone say nate doesnt deserve a redemption arc no matter how much he apologizes #and remembered how fucking stupid anti nate shelley people are #stupid stupid people dont deserve this show thats literally about flawed people making mistakes and growing from them #dumb bitches all of you istg #nate shelley #ted lasso

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toonbly · 4 months

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watched the blair witch for the first time today and um. i think this movie is about what its like to experience misogyny in a male dominated space where you're expected to be cool about it and take responsibility for the actions of men and laugh it off. i will not elaborate

#im lying i will elaborate #i just think its so interesting. josh and mike are so fucking cruel to heather #she makes a mistake and its equated to one of them- i think josh- intentionally throwing the map in the lake #they constantly bully her and harass her. and when she fights back suddenly shes the bitch #they Literally gaslight her about the map. they were the last ones to have it. and then accuse HER of playing mind games #theres an assumption from the beginning that heather is just. the stupid fucking woman who doesnt know what shes doing. even if shes the #only one in the goddamn group that can read the map #i think this reading is furthered if you subscribe to the theory that the whole thing was a set up to murder heather #which like. i VERY MUCH do.#but who knows maybe this is insane and i have no idea what im talking about HKFDKJFJSKDF #anyway can you tell im a trans dude who has some very complicated feelings about the way the men in his life treated him as a child

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francy-sketches · 4 months

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I'm gonna have to work on my final project non stop for like a month straight bc I procrastinated on it too much fuck my stupid baka life

#.txt #also I have to do a movie pitch for it bitch it's an amv with intentionally one dimensional characters 😭 tf do I even say about it #at least the characters are like. knockoff jaime and tommen so its almost like im drawing asoiaf fanart #unfortunately I've come to hate them. the knockoffs I mean #I wanna change the designs a bit so they dont resemble my blorbos as much. i think im gonna give the kid darker hair #ok well discount jaime just looks like him with 2 hands and a blue cape 💀and I cant change him atp #my worst mistake was giving him like. a solid metal skirt armor thing bc its a pain in the ass to animate #at the start of the year I had the most work done out of everyone how did this happen #its bc they started nitpicking the story and I kinda lost motivation to work on it lke this shit is stupid. and cringe #by they I mean the extra screenwriting teachers we had a couple lessons with which like. this is an animation course not a writing course #I'd get it if it was like. a full time school but we have 2 3 hour classes a week we dont have time for this shit man #ig my mistake was that my idea didn't start from the story it started from the song I wanted to make a cool music video for it #its not that the story is nonsensical or anything its just a very basic fairytale esque thing nothing groundbreaking #'but you're not SAYING anything with this' I'm not trying to omg just let me make my little amv :(#does everything need a plot twist or to subvert expectations is it not enough that it looks cool #there's a couple people who are worse off than me in terms of how much they've done but also theres a couple that are nearly done #looking at them like god I wish that were me.....#and also I think I accidentally overwrote a shot I worked on for 3 hours. killing myself #maybe I can restore a previous version but its on the school computer and the school is closed for a week so im not gonna know until then

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ratcandy · 7 months

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got to hold big scorpion again today everything is right in the world

#hievery the stress of the past week is now over. exam done. volunteer work done. now i can just pass out #(wrong i have homework to do still but IN THEORY...........i can pass out a little bit)#also side tangent u know what's so stupid and annoying. So I'm very lactose intolerant right and I ate cheeseburger because I'm a frequent #ignorer of my lactose intolerance. And then as I began suffering for my mistakes I go to find a bathroom and these people in the place #we are volunteering right outside of. because they INVITED us there #have the audacity to be like ''ummm our restrooms are for customers only <3'' What!! Excuse you!!!!#Girl I'm suffering what are you talking about!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#I ended up just going to the place next door to them out of spite. Super irritating though #ok enough bitching from me who here likes that ant guy #clamtalk #bugposting

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stop-breaking-my-heart-dragonage · 1 year

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reason #592 why Carver is my favorite companion in da2: All companions have 2-4 different lines of dialogue they can potentially say if Hawke falls in battle, but Carver has 5 and they're just-

#'carver hates hawke-' bitch where #he's an ass who can lash out and say stupid things but he loves his siblings even when they hurt him or break his heart #and i stand firm that not bringing him on the deep roads expedition *does* break his heart #even at max rivalry on the templar path he still cares about hawke he's just now living with the mistake he made #when his judgement was clouded by hurt and his situation was desperate and he's now trying to lay in the bed he made the best he can #also chantry bullshit trying to brainwash him... can't forget that fun little nugget #anyway i love him. he's my favorite companion and yes it's very unfortunate for me given i spend most of the game missing him sksks #but i manage to max out his friendship and put him on the warden path every time so he's great to bring on dlcs #da2 #dragon age 2 #carver hawke

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bunnyb34r · 5 days

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I'm really glad that when you get those money packs in mini brands capsules it comes in with another item, so you're not getting like 4 fun items and then 1 tiny pack of money. Bc I can see them being a real dick and just doing that. Instead we get SIX items :D

But can you imagine opening a capsule and every single item is a tiny money pack? Bc I can see them pulling that fucking shit. I really can

#marquilla #the first time i got one i thought it was a mistake like oh i got two items in one??? but no!! thats the plan!#and apparently if you get the fedex boxes or ones like that THERES A BONUS ITEM IN THERE LIKE YOU ARE GETTING A PACKAGE!!!!!!!!#i want to find one irl so bad like by suprise #and in the Home series you get the item in the box!!! like a kitchenaid in the kitchenaid box 😭😭😭😭 i want those so bad too but #theres so many fucking ugly things in that series that i cant justify buying it sgdggdgdgd they're just... i dont want that ugly tik tok #wavy mirror i hate those so much irl they make me ill and i REALLY dont want the stupid hand chair #but the kitchenaid mixer 🥺💕 and the little convection oven and the blender 😭😭😭🥺🥺😭#I hate that theres so many series now though like flooding the market (i get WHY bc then more money but... bitch lower the base price then #and ill buy more!) and same with miniverse like god they have so many series out rn it's stupid #theres: halloween 2024/beetlejuice. Christmas 2024. Birthday Walmart exclusive. Plants/lifestyle. food series. diner series #i think theres one more idr but then theres also the big packs where it's not a suprise but the cost is $30-60 and those rn that i know of #are: Hershey's (which looks so cute). the alice in wonderland themed birthday/party set. plants/garden set. theres a spa set coming (forgot #the spa series is also one of the capsules) and that one looks so so cute. and i think that's it #oh! and of the capsule lines theres also Happy Hour (21+ age restriction/not SUPPOSED to be in the kids dept. target/amazon exclusive ).#spa like i said. lifestyle MOLDS like theres tea pots and teacups and vases 🥺#like stop flooding the goddamn market you pretty much already corner ffs #oh and books! and the stupid mini baby ones! !#theres the zuru brand ones too but they look... worse imo agdgdg like idk why but they dont seem as cool looking #edit: i forgot the lotr ones and the upcoming hello kitty ones and the harty porty ones that are out now (: too many miniverse too many fuck

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ingued · 18 days

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i’m really glad to see the gravity falls fandom reawaken from the dead but without a massive amount of fans holding a disproportionate amount of hate towards a twelve year old girl

#glad that’s left in the past #‘mabel made a mistake’ bitch absolutely everyone in this show made stupid ass decisions #mabel pines #gravity falls #gravity falls mabel #dipper and mabel #pines twins

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hella1975 · 1 year

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im genuinely the dumbest person alive