#strong argument tho 💀

[twoofusweremadeof-angels-dust]

context: he wants a handjob 😭

[starnana7]

every time I remember that the hit show supernatural made God, the literal God from the Bible, canonically bisexual but couldn’t do the same with a random guy who hunts monsters it actually makes me feel physically ill.. like blasphemy is okay but we draw the line at making the main character a little bit queer because it would “upset the heterosexuals men”? okay ig… and it’s so funny to me that they tried SO bad to make dean like really really straight and macho and a manly womanizer (I mean dude has literal porn brain and is obsessed with cars and is a film nerd) And still is the number 1 bissexual boy.. I mean no one that into cowboys is 100% straight 🙄 and if they actually wanted him to be that much of a cishet guy WHY would they make him have a codependent homosexual friendship with his best friend for more than a decade ?? and we have so much subtext to corroborates it that it’s actually insane.

and it’s also rlly funny to me that sam would be the most obvious choice for a queer storyline. like i’m not sure this is true but i heard somewhere that he actually was supposed to like be lgbt and that it’s implied in the show he’s pan bc he basically have sex w/ everyone and doesn’t care (like monsters and stuff). i wholeheartedly disagree bc sure he hited a demon and a werewolf and a kitsune and God knows what more But it still were just women and for me he’s still just straight 💀 we do have gabriel however and i would say that’s a valid argument but i don’t actually like them together because of the whole torturing-sam-every-tuesday-over-and-over-again but it’s still a good take ig. again this is just my opinion But anyways doesn’t matter my point Is that sam always felt like a freak and wanted to be normal and like was more open minded and “less-macho-toxic-behavior” than dean. he was a theater kid and talked about his feelings and all. STILL THO dean went and become The bissexual icon (Not Sam, Dean!!). and the fact that he was more manly actually only emphasized to his sexuality (and him being closeted) and sam being the straight one, and bare with me here. as sam winchester once wisely said “well you are kind of butch they probably think you're compinsating.” (to dean asking why people always assumed they were gay) and like this is so true, sam always felt comfortable in himself and like his nerdier and less cool strong man personality. But dean, oh, dean, no, no, no. and it could all be linked to john. we know how much dean wanted to gain his father approval and respect, all he ever wanted was for john to be proud of him. so he’d listen to the same music as john, same clothes… and so on. but when we really see a glance of him, we realize he’s actually much more “““girly””” (sorry for the term i lacked a better one) than he shows, Especially when compared to sam—who’s supposed to be the more girly one (again sorry for the term lol) or whatever. dean canonically likes taylor swift, chick flick films, actually liked when a woman made him wear underwear, the bailarinas shoe were “speaking to him” in that one ep of cursed objects, and so on. and every time he makes fun of sam for doing something not-manly-enough (like drinking lemon water or drinking from tiny coups) he eventually goes and do the same thing 😭 and i’m 100% sure that the writers just thought “haha funny scene this really straight deadly man does something not so convencional/more feminine(?) haha comedy relief time!!” but it actually just made him have a whole perfect queer background developed in the series. specially with the fact that He Does Overcompensate. why is he always flirting with women, why is he so butch and scary, always talking about straight sex and so on? because he’s really just deep in the closet. and it makes so much sense with john being his father, with him having to hunt two lesbians nuns in his 17 bday, always having to be strong and macho and cool and perfect—and therefore straight. even without cas, dean really does immaculate the bissexual experience and i’m so sorry but this is just true.

and now pointing to the subtext that i mentioned in the first paragraph (lol i can’t believe i’m making a whole rant as to why dean winchester is a confirmed bisexual), that whole confession to that priest where he says he wants experience new feelings, new people, FOR THE FIRST TIME. that always that the show mentioned a gay couple it ALWAYS focused on dean—not sam, DEAN. the gay hunters, the gay couple on the bar that the cupid “made”, the two cosplayers partners… the fact that every time that dean liked something it was borderline fangirl (gay) obsessive (the dr. sexy episode, that wrestler fighter). he Had a gay thing—and was all flustered about it. he flirted with a guy throughout charlie. THE MALE SIREN. the male siren like after that ep i was 100% convinced that man was not straight. he had a hot demon sumer with crowley?!!! and it’s so funny to me that not one of these things involves castiel, so if they really wanted to make dean be that straight why would they do that?? and only to dean, not even once to sam. Like. and not to mention all the homoeretic tension with benny??? sam never had a male best friend like that.. all of that and i didn’t even entered on destiel. Because this then really just confirms that he is Not straight. even if he wasn’t In Love with cas, they had something going on and the fact that if cas was a girl it would 100% be canon and filmed and Everyone would ship—and I really mean everyone—it just makes me go fucking insane. they could’ve had it all. the fanfic episodes, the parallels between dean and cas and “real couples”, ruby and cas duality and the fact that sam indeed had a relationship w/ her. Anyway i’m a # bi dean truth believer and i know this bc same boy # happy pride month to my fav bissexual boy in the whole world

also to anyone that says that “destiel” was unrequited love yes it kinda of was but only bc dean was so deep in the closet, he did love cas. he was indeed a bissexual man. i’ll die on that hill.

[arcadia345]

🈳���Astro notes 🌀🌐

A shorter one since my last one flopped tremendously

‼️Not a real astrologer these are just my observations:)

Aries in your chart can show characteristics that turn you on

3rd,9th,11th house: being a progressive person, you could have a thing for people in your close community, school, or teachers, people with a lot of knowledge, outgoing and adventurous & religious or in tune with the universe

7th: people who like to give you 101% of their attention, who smothers you with affection lol, social butterflies

Your first house can tell you about your skin

Saturn: Your skin could be dry, eczema, once you have a consistent routine for your skin you’ll see the difference

Neptune: fragile skin. Getting bruises easily and asking “where did that come from?”

Mars/Aries/Scorpio on the 7th cusp have suitors that wanna show how strong and dangerous they are😈 showing off muscles especially if you prefer masculine energy, I have this and every guy I’ve talked to has flexed their g*ns at me😭 like sir please put that away I’m scared.

Capricorn on 11th cusp are seen as the no fun friend too responsible, until later years they let loose a bit more

Second house/taurus moons be in their own little world lmao just leave them be

12th house ruler Virgo/ in the 6th house- karmic relationships with your pets, feeling a strong spiritual connection with them. Just having empathy for animals, could be vegetarian/vegan or contemplate becoming one

Every Pisces sun I’ve known had a dad with a drinking problem

People with strong Pluto/Scorpio influence in their charts have this glass doll look to them(especially the fems)reminds me of a 🌹, enchanting to look at but dangerous to touch

The sidereal Scorpio woman I’ve seen have more of a bratz doll look + prominent eyebrows

Every time someone’s moon lands in my 8th house I always find them annoying, but they’re hard to get rid of💀 love them to death tho 🫶🏽

Also your 8th house can show you the things you hate

Aquarius: Copy cats, unauthentic people, judging people by looks without getting to know them, selfishness, injustice

Taurus: Broke people💀, invading their privacy, erratic behavior, working hard, food that isn’t 5/5, losing a argument, low quality things

Virgo: Lazy people, dirtiness, animal cruelty, selfishness, people who spread germs 🦠 , shitty coworkers/workplace, having no self control

Most of the transits are in my 1st and 2nd house rn and when I tell you self care is the best care ☺️I barely wanna leave my room especially cause I’ve gotten lots of more decorations for it such a safe heaven. I decided to get another tattoo, my skincare and makeup routine has gotten better

Jupiter in my 2nd conjuncting my natal moon-I cannot stop eating 😭 but I can’t seem to keep the weight, me and my mom have been traveling more also

Thats all for this note guys💙 follow me for more🦋

©Arcadia345

[base0h]

Hi hi!

Alright, so I'm here to ask you politely for Noya and Tendou hcs/scenarios (whatever u want rlly) abt how they would react to their s/o moving to cuddle them closer in their sleep

Hehe

+ the s/o has a tight FUCKING GRIP and the boys literally can't break out from it in the mornin

Could add if Noya and Tendou do it too if ya wanna

Hope it's not much detail, rlly sorry if it is :[

Take care <3

a/n - error your requests are always the highlight of my days 💜💜😭

Warnings ⚠️ - g/n reader, s/o is taller than nishinoya 💀

- Nishinoya really wants to be the big spoon, but uh- you’re taller and it’s kind of weird that only about 2/3 of your body is being hugged 😭

- soooo you’re the big spoon most of the time, and trust me, it’s just better this way 💜

- it’s morning, and you woke up nuzzling into his fluffy hair

- You didn’t know what shampoo he used but damn you needed whatever it was because his hair was silky soft

- Your arms were wrapped around him, cuddling him gently before you started to give him a hug.

- my poor guy woke up unable to breathe 💀 he was a bit confused as to why he was struggling to take a deep breath, and why he couldn’t move a muscle…

- “Y/n-?? I can’t- I can’t move babe.” -nishinoya

- …

- “hello-????”

- “bAbe. Can’t- can’t breathe!!!”

- he was trying his best not to hurt your arm as he tried to get your attention and wake you up. You were like half awake when this was happening so when you finally woke up, you managed to let go.

- “Oh morning noya :)”

- mans over here wheezing and coughing like he has stage four lung cancer, give him a little bit lmao.

- “Don’t “morning” me- you almost squeezed me to death! I’m not a stuffed animal!!”

- “well- you’re the size of one. >:)”

- “EXCUSE ME?!”

- he tried picking you up but since you’re so tall??

-Didn’t go so well

- It’s not that he wasn’t strong enough, it’s just that his arms weren’t big enough to hold your legs, and your back at the same time

- Sulked about it for around an hour with Tanaka laughing at him the next day

- you can’t physically squeeze this noodly man to death lmao. He will literally slide out of your grip

- Sooo he’s the one that squeezes you to death 😭 you’re peacefully sleeping, and all the sudden, you have to pee so fucking bad

- right when you start to get up, he will literally pull you back and squeeze your stomach, making you almost punch him in the face

- “Tendou I need to pee. So fucking bad please let go of me.” -you

- “I’m ok. You can suffer tho :)” -tendou

- “LET GO PLEASE.”

- you tried squirming but tendou was too tired to let you go

- and also he needed cuddles right that second

- What could he say? His needs were very important 💀

- he finally let you go, and he found it absolutely HILARIOUS how fast you ran to the bathroom

- “BAUAUSHUDHDUSHEUDHIDHDIDJF YOU RAN LIKE A FUCKING CHEETAH KDBISBSUDHIFBFFJ”

- “SHUT UP! YOURE THE ONE WHO NEEDS CUDDLES EVERY SECOND!”

- “you’re the one who always needs to pee right when I need cuddles 🙄”

- this “argument” went on for hours but it ended with you two cuddling 😂

- also with all this yelling poor ushijima in the room next to yours was struggling to fall asleep

a/n - I totally did not spend an hour figuring out how to format their banners for this

[richierambles]

OK SO everyone at syscringe was questioning my plural cartman take so imma explain it, listen up y'all

First thing first, last episode I've watched is s7 e9 so any inaccuracies to after that aren't my fault :p and also ik cartman sucks as a person and I'm not defending his bs in any way or wtv

Gonna get my ass fakeclaimed for this one, but all the playing with toys and giving them voices and stuff. And I wouldn't pluralise a character just for this (like- ik all kids do it-) but it still makes senseish. I think. Idfk.

When kenny possessed him (last few episodes of s6), he just. Acted like 2 people struggling to share a body. Even with tiny voice changes. Just like systems :3 (AND THEY WERE TECHNICALLY PLURAL EVEN IF JUST CUZ OF POSESSION)

In the Jenniffer Lopez episode I know he was faking but holy shit that faking was realistic, mainly taking into account that he even did it when he was by himself (like waking up to Jenniffer's singing). And that's not very singlet of him imo :p

Just remembered the cartmanland episode, yeah it's to show how he's an uncaring asshole, but insisting to have fun only by himself? Idk man sounds like something a system would do (or at least, we've done it so. <-(top things that will make this argument lose points for fakeclaimers but wtv))

Also idk where but I'm pretty sure I saw his opinion on some things change in weird ways- like, strong opinion changes and that stuff. I'm not sure 'bout this one cuz I've watched too many episodes to keep track of everything tho 💀

ANYGAY so this is why I made that shitty post about something I don't even seriously believe in and got into syscringe, hope y'all enjoyed this reading of my reasons for this madness lmfao

If anyone posted it there it would be great uwu

[fhannehii]

MY DINOTRUX/REPTOOL SPECIES AAAAA

(Reptools first)

I decided to do this because I have some new species of Dinotrux/reptools that I came up with

Okay so:

Minireptools

What tools are they?

Well

I thought it would be nice if this species of reptool had tools for doing creative things, e.g. paint (a bit like tortools, but minireptools have it in the tail and have a special dispenser on the forehead instead of a screwdriver) or something like scissors at the end of the tail, that's all that there is no tool left here.

Appearance:

Sometimes you can use Minireptool similar to Rotilians but they're not actually the same.

First of all, Minireptools are smaller and have slightly longer bodies, and their bodies may act a bit like those of cats + a long tail that adds to their length.

Their body structure is also not entirely the same, their heads are a little flatter, their eyes are a little narrower (like Xee's,but not that much), their body structure is a little more delicate and flexible.

They also have so-called "plates", they are mainly on the front legs, back and under the tail, they also have "ears" near the neck and under the eyes, well, part of the inspiration for this species were cats, so their "ears" may act a bit like whiskers on cats,they also has fangs and venom but mostly it's not strong.

And most important, no bits on the back, only one on the head,their tools can be mixed, e.g. a paint dispenser on the head and scissors at the end of the tail (btw in the case of scissors, they are hidden, the minireptool can pop them out at will)

This type of reptile/reptool has the largest range of colors by far.

Others:

They have very good hearing and eyesight (even at night, in the dark), they also have good balance thanks to their tail, they are good climbers, but not as good as Knivetools, they are fast and can survive alone.

How do Minireptools mostly behave? what's their character?

Well, they are mostly self-confident and well,mean, sarcastic.

Even tho they are a bit like colorful butterflies that may seem delicate or they don't like dirt, well, quite the opposite! they are not afraid of dirt, after all, they are also hard-working like other reptools,but other reptools see them as empty self-righteous reptools (it's also kind of their own fault for creating such a reputation among others).

Are also quite judgmental at first-

it is associated with a lack of trust in others.

Quite aggressive and protective, especially females, never try to touch their young or friends...

They are also basically intelligent, clever and quite well organized.

Where does this species live?

they live in jungles, usually near rivers or waterfalls, they live in "open" ravines, in fact these ravines are invisible, they choose places with expressive colors that help them blend in with the surroundings, etc.

What is their relationship with other reptools?

As I mentioned earlier, this species is quite specific and not nice, they do not trust quickly, they are too self-confident, sarcastic, etc.

Rotilians:

Well, when it comes to Rotilian reptools, they don't like each other, mainly because of the nature of Minireptools, but they don't hate each other, they mostly avoid each other, they don't want unnecessary arguments, also if you would like minireptool to help you, good luck with that friend 🫡 We ignore the fact that Aya is a different social species in this case a bit

Knivetools:

They don't like them, for some reason, it is not known exactly why, both species are also a bit afraid of each other, their behavior and characters are also different, it is better for them that these two species live in two different environments.

Scraptools:

Minireptools don't like Scraptools (I don't think Minireptools like anyone💀)

It's best that the two species don't meet, it could end badly. Minireptools, yes, are capable of scrapping trux, they don't do it because they don't see the point in it, they also aren't fans of harming parts.

as for the rest of the reptools, they are neutral.

They are mainly called "Fancytools" by other species, they are used to it but it still irritates them but not that much.

Are they afraid to approach trux?

No, they are not afraid, I can say that they are even a little curious about thier lives etc, so if you feel eyes on you and notice something small and colorful, it is definitely a Minireptool!

Knivetools

What tools are they?

I thought it would also be an interesting idea to give a reptool species related to knives or something-

basically, instead of bits, they have a set of knives on their back + one knife on their tail, mainly used for extracting food and self-defense,they are also reptiles adapted to climbing mountains!

Appearance:

They may resemble scraptools in some cases, but compared to them they have more precisely arranged metal, similarly to reptools, their pupils are mainly in the shape of a rhombus or a flattened hexagon, adult reptiles are mostly slightly larger than scraptools, they also have a more subdued color palette, mainly consists of shades of black, red, navy blue or blue, or even purple or white.

They have long tails, a bit like whips, and they also have quite sharp fangs.

They also have "plates" on their front legs, under the tail and on the neck (males only), sometimes they have "plates" on their backs, in fact these are two scythes, hidden, which the reptile can move to the tip of its tail ( replace them like bits, but for the tail, not the head).

Others:

They are a bit slower than minireptools, but younger ones are usually much faster, are also stronger and are good climbers, and surprisingly swim well.

What do they have fangs for? of course to scare away etc, but they are also used to kill, no Knivetools don't kill just like that, mainly when they are fighting for survival etc, so don't worry, they won't kill without a reason

How do Knivetools mostly behave? what's their character?

They are a reptool species that avoids other species at large, they are quiet and attentive, quite brave, surprisingly they will help you when you really need it, but it takes them some time, they have to diagnose whether you are an enemy or not + you have to give them a reason why you want their help.

Also, at first glance it may seem to you that they are extremely unpleasant and cruel, in fact they are just calm and do not hurt anyone, they are quite serious, but it does not mean that they cannot smile or be nice.

Where does this species live?

They change the location of their nests, they are nomads, they mainly live in mountainous areas with rivers or spruce forests or something similar, but sometimes they can be found in the lowlands, you can also meet single individuals without a group, this is normal for them.

What is their relationship with other reptools?

Minireptools:

They don't like them, although both species don't start arguments, they mostly avoid each other, yes, no one knows why they don't like each other, although Knivetools would like to be on peaceful terms with minireptools.

Rotilian reptools:

Knivetools don't actually care about Rotilian reptools, like I said before, they avoid every species, they don't want unnecessary arguments, however some individuals/groups can help the Rotilians get hard to find screws and parts etc.

You could say that most Rotilians are afraid of Knivetools, not only because they are bigger but also because their appearance is a bit intimidating + they have knives instead of bits and the fact that they are capable of killing other reptool species is a bit scary (they know they don't kill/attack without a reason, but it's still scary)

Scraptools:

In fact, there are times when both species cooperated with each other, but usually it didn't last long, Knivetools were usually a bit disgusted with Scraptools' greed for scrap, or the fact that they would scrap innocent truxes for no reason, so their relationship is not the best.

Are they afraid to approach trux?

As I mentioned, this species is quite distant from any type of reptool but also trux, so they mostly avoid trux as well, mainly trux react to Knivetools with slight fear, this species rarely interacts with anyone that it's hard to tell if they will hurt you or not

That's all ig

from trux I also have two invented species

(Deinonychus and Therizinosaurus)

but unfortunately I can't think of names for them in Dinotrux so

[simpjaes]

yes i completely agree!! btw when i sent that ask i wasnt trying to say that i think certain idols are gay cause i stand by the opinion that assuming any sexualities irl is WEIRD. but when its fiction sexuality isnt a big deal AT ALL and getting mad over gay fics is also extremely weird 💀 i wish people would remember that we do NOT know these idols irl and the vast majority of us have no chance of actually ever hooking up with these idols so caring about their sexuality irl and getting mad cause an idol you wanna date isnt attracted to your gender is delusional and stupid.

No worries!! I didn't think you were assuming anything by the argument you were making alone, so none of it was directed at you, but more so the general sides of fan fiction readers/writers that hold strong beliefs in sexuality. There's a difference between preference in fictional writing and genuine real life belief. i wish people would stop merging the two lmfao, it gives all of us normal people a bad name bc we write whatever, whenever.

and this goes beyond just a sexuality too. it goes for darker and more taboo tropes, and it goes for the reader inserts using their own likeness and getting hate because it's not inclusive too.

at the end of the day, it's all porn and not that deep. if your life revolves around smiting people for writing what you don't like writing or reading yourself, you're sad and i pity you.

i'd keep yapping, diving into the other things but i rly just don't have the energy to care about the fan fiction police anymore. people can either like me or hate me, but i hope everyone knows that they're safe here regarding hate from me. i genuinely don't give a shit what anyone is writing or reading, and imma write and read what i want too. [this obv doesn't count towards my own triggers or moral stances tho, i just block people when i see something that i don't like, wish more people would do that lmfao.]

ANYWAY

[narwhalandchill]

i swear no one hates the pale princess and the six pygmies more than anyone that tries to make sense of genshin lore for any extended amount of time

like i am starting to feel at least like 85% confident (among many others) that we might FINALLY have our first fucking semblance of a clue as to what the events depicted in it could even be with the 3rd descender lore reveals bc like. 3rd descender being the light prince just Really clicks with multiple beats in there including but not limited to the specific mention of a "curse" falling the six pygmies from the remnants of the prince like. HUH. when the gnoses made from the 3rd are also described as a curse. and thats genuinely incredibly exciting bc it feels actually plausible.

but. because this book is still the actual worst designed to torture us all. that just also makes everything even more confusing 😭 bc one fairly prevalent thing (that i personally found quite compelling) with pale princess theories was her possible identity as the seelie ancestor who fell in love with a human and led to the downfall of their race. which has always been highkey giving the night mother destroying the moonlight kingdom and cursing the people of the pale princess into an "undead state, lingering at the point between life and death forevermore". like thats Way too on the nose with how the pale princess is literally the light princes lover so. yeah seelie ancestor always a strong contender for that one. but also what the fuck does that mean for the timeline

and dont even get me started with the pygmies like. who the fuck are the pygmies it makes me want to morb. obviously a ton of theories have tried to fit the archons as the pygmies but its always been a little ehhhhhh at least when attempting to fit our current archons as a whole (+ the whole. 6 pygmies 7 archons things). but the pygmies = cursed from the princes remains part is also like. very gnosis aligned after the fontaine AQ reveals so go figure. i hate this shit 😭

i also saw a speculation on the pygmies as the sovereigns given its likely scyllas already kicked the bucket at the point the 3rd descender happened (since he was already dead when the shade of life was creating egeria) so 7 lizards turning into 6 remaining pygmies in the story has no numerical dissonance. but that keeps raising questions still bc of how gnosis coded the princes death and the ensuing curse feels!! i hate this book have i mentioned that already. but i do find it a compelling argument solely on account of how much better the sovereigns would fit the timeline of sth that happened thousands of years ago Especially if the fall of the seelie queen is involved in any form. also read a good point that some of the pygmy descriptions could arguably fit the 2 of the ancient sovereigns slash likely candidates better than any archon, specifically apep for the pygmy only caring for its own garden and azhdaha for the blind one.

but then its like. if the betrayal of the 3rd was by the defeated and remaining sovereigns it kinda makes the gnosis thing another question mark. like we still lack so much info on the connections and the timeline between the stolen thrones of authority, the war of vengeance and ensuing weakening of the POs "functions" leading to the establishment of the vision system and the archon war and where the gnoses fall in all of this. hhhhhhhhhh

so like whether the six pygmies are some assortment of archons or the sovereigns or some other group altogether we are still so utterly clueless its terrible 😭

i think the only real theory that i think ppl should just let die is tsaritsa as the pale princess tho like. lmao aintnoway hoyo will ever make a playable character who has a very good chance of being the obligatory bronya expy be someone with a canon male love interest are you hearing yourselves 💀 its not even that i think itd be like shit writing or sth im just purely asking ppl to be realistic with the unfortunate self imposed limitations of a gacha game developer. though the tsaritsa somehow having a connection to the pale princess and the events of the story (assuming its the 3rd descender debacle) would be very fascinating.

also someone noted that the exiled pygmy taking the princes body to a "tree hollow" may not be literal at all and instead imply the 3rd after being killed and turned into the gnoses being integrated into the irminsul and all ensuing samsara rebirth cycles which.... interesting.

anyway. i hate pale princess and the six pygmies!!!!!

[imhereformr]

Winx S2 E14 Battle on Planet Eraklyon

Ah yes... This episode... As you can surely tell, I'm very excited for it

I just noticed in the recap that one of the weird dudes from the last episode had chains in his hands when he cornered the fairies... Dude

What the fuck... I do not remember this scene of Musa walking through an argument and calming them. Seems a little odd for the most hotheaded and argumentative of the winx girls to be the one forcing peace

Holy shit Yoshinoya... Yikes

"What if Sky comes to her rescue?" What about Eraklyons soldiers or police force? 🤨

Diaspro screaming over a dog... Good thing she didn't marry Sky with his (disappeared) beloved dog #justiceforLady

"Because of droughts" Flora you nerd. I love you. More of nerdy Flora please.

No, you know what's rude Tune? Talking over someone! Like you're doing right now! "pixie of manners" 🙄🙄

MUSA'S STANDING LIKE RIVEN AGAIN 😍😍😍

There's an emergency. SERIOUSLY DOES ERAKLYON NOT HAVE AN ARMY OR COPS

To organize a concert? ORGANISE? Faragonda dropped a whole ass concert on her? Does she not know how much work goes into that?

"how primitive" Tune is a fucking hypocrite. Now I don't know anything about etiquette, but as a Canadian politeness is built into me and insulting people like that IS FUCKING RUDE TUNE YOU FAKE ASS BITCH. Tune is now on my list alongside Faragonda. I've got beef with Tune.

"I've got a bad feeling about this. Someone down there needs our help" Uh yeah Sky, you were just talking about some emergency remember?

If Diaspro's father is so influential why can't he pay the ransom? Why does the kingdom need to pay for one man's daughter being a fucking brat?

Sky's angry pose 💀💀💀

Wait where did Musa get that paper from? Did I miss something?

HOLDTHEFUCKUP Brandon and Sky traded places because of threats from Yoshinoya but they decide to go fight his goons JUST THE TWO OF THEM and Sky's parents are totally fine with it because it means he might fall in love with Diaspro???? Even though it also means they might end up with their sons head in an unmarked package that says youre next? Who the fuck let these people be parents let alone in charge of an entire kingdom?

"I ain't got time to hurt" Zing is the best of the pixies.

Brandon is two seconds from never having babies

Is it ever explained why Stormy is at Alfea? Or did they just need a reason for her to want revenge in the next episode?

"Hey I'm not afraid of your justice, I'm rich" Diaspro is an icon.

Once again, Bloom could defeat three crazed witches on the magical equivalent of speed, but she can't take these losers in bad costumes? FFS 🤦🏻‍♀️

The people being swapped need to be about the same height and weight. Well isn't that an awfully convenient moment for Bloom to prove what a good person she is.

"but you don't even like her" 😂 😂 😂

"Youre kind of mean for a hero" "Yeah troubled childhood" STOP I'M FUCKING DYING 😭💀💀😭💀💀

How did Bloom break those restraints? Either she's super strong or Diaspro is weak af

"I'm supposed to marry a prince" No Diaspro, you're gay. You want a princess. I don't make the rules.

Shessofuckingcute. I love her so much.

But seriously tho why was Stormy there?

We all know Bloom wouldn't lose 🤦🏻‍♀️

They're not gonna get very far on Earth 😂

Okay I've never watched this episode more than twice cause it was very Bloom and Sky heavy, but honestly it was fucking hilarious 😂 😂

[fellow-fandom-fruitifier]

Separate post 4 Watch My Back AU

Ok so I alr explained that, through a series of traumatic events, Macaque & Wukong r v co-dependent & have rlly bad separation anxiety. But I didn’t rlly explain said series of unfortunate events. (I’m viewing them as dominos bcz it makes sense 2 my ADHD Brian, so I’m gonna b calling them dominos.)

The 1st domino was actually meeting each other bcz they’ve never met another celestial monkey b4. (The other 2 lived their mortals lives & died way b4 either of them were “born”.) Wukong was instantly excited, wanting 2 know everything abt Macaque bcz “omg he’s like me but white and quiet”. Macaque was not so excited however, v used 2 ppl hunting 4 his fur coat or legendary past through future hearing. (I also have a headcanon that 6EM was born in a v small egg shaped hurricane, he was in the eye of it, & it scared off all the wildlife so he was “born” alone.) So SWK had 2 work 2 gain 6EM trust & shit, furthering their bond n stuff. Eventually 6EM agreed 2 stay

The 2nd domino was the 1st and only time some1 managed 2 actually kidnap Macaque. (6EM still left FFM occasionally tho, he may like it there but he wasn’t willing 2 give up all his freedom, never left 4 more than like 3 days tho.) 6EM may not b as strong as Wukong but he is faster and more agile, much trickier 2. So not only do u have 2 get through SWK first but you actually have 2 catch 6EM, good luck chucklefuck. I don’t know nearly enough abt the 2009 cartoon or the actual JTTW books, but I have heard abt the demon king of confusion, so until I know more I’m gonna say he was the mf who actually kidnapped 6EM. SWK got 6EM back, ofc, but this was the 1st time either had been away 4 that long since knowing each other, also the first time forcefully separated. 6EM decided he didn’t want 2 leave FFM anymore

The 3rd domino was SWK being the impulsive idiot he is, consuming like every form of immortality ever, getting dragged to Diyu and back, war ig, & being trapped under the mountain. (I should probably say that SWK learned his sick moves w/ the monks & shit b4 he met Macaque.) Obv that’s a lot 2 process, I mean, wtf? Bro literally visited all 3 realms in, like, 1 day💀. 6EM tried to save him from being literally snatched by the diamond snare but he also had 2 protect the innocent monkeys, priorities. 6EM does eventually find the mountain but he can’t remove the seal (only a certain monk can do that🙄) so he visits as often as he can, updating SWK on his subjects & shit.

4th domino, Tripitaka (and LBD & Erlang). I gotta add this conflict somewhere, like cmon, it’s iconic. 6EM sees the circlet in action, gets upset & threatens 2 throttle the monk (may b even tries) SWK stops him, insert argument. They, like the stupid stubborn idiot dumb dumbs they r, “split up” & refuse 2 talk 2 the other. Insert LBD & Erlang (Erlang gave 6EM his eye scar, 6EM also can’t die bcz his name was scribbled out during SWK’s fun adventures in hell. So when he ran in2 the fire 2 save any1 he could, he didn’t die, he was just in excruciating pain, the fire stained his fur black.), SWK & 6EM suddenly only feel safe enough when the other is there watching their back. (Clones of both the SWK & 6EM variety r watching over FFM now. Why didn’t they think of that b4? They didn’t rlly have a reason 2, and they’re only smart when they want 2 b)

5th and final domino was SWK finally, finally, coming back 2 FFM, now that they’re finally back 2 normal they’re never leaving the others side, never ever again. (Too bad Wukongs an impulsive idiot w/ 0 self preservation & a general direction 4 a certain map, also too bad LBD rlly wants a 6-eared prophet 2 read her desired destiny 2 her.)

I’ll update this when I remember more💀 (I also have literally no idea on how 2 add the brotherhood😭, I’ll figure it out)

[l3vi4than]

Okay, I’ve had enough of that “men evil” nonsense spilled at me lately so want to share two things here in case someone might find it helpful:

1) never try to reason an “all men must die” person with “not all men”/“but trans men” and other such arguments. The “not all men” is a big meme there and will be actively used against you to dehumanise you to the point of irredeemable man-supporter who “must die as well”

2) as prev said for the most part these people really aren’t feminists in the slightest. They just love to have a “legitimate” reasoning behind their uncontrollable hatred tornadoes. They act from the same point of devouring fear that makes people support other fascist ideologies. You can’t argue with them with reason, only emotion — and their emotions are probably much stronger than you think (which makes it really hard to sustain a conversation)

I am really surprised this hasn’t been said before, but here are also a few advices for the critical thinking part that can help you avoid ill-intended debates and preserve your mental health:

If you notice someone is trying to radicalise you against anything — they are most probably trying to manipulate you, withdraw from the discussion if it makes you uncomfortable until further clarification is given

The vast generalisations are almost always false premises used to justify violent message behind them. Don’t trust generalisations without statistical evidence behind them

The false dichotomy “us vs them” is always a red flag. I beg you, please, “uniting against the common enemy” is the most well known manipulative shit ever, it only leads to dehumanisation of “them”. We’re all humans in the same proportion, nobody is “more human” and there’s no way to make this argument acceptable with fancy words

Another red flag is when the Pavlov’s dog reflex is trained via indirect aggression. “Everyone says that trans women are evil” -> “I too must not support or have compassion to trans women because how can I support something evil???” It is difficult to notice, but pay attention to the phrases structured as “as always some X has done Y”/“another tragedy:…”/“why can’t X just be normal about Y?”/“you only care about X because you’re Y”/“this is different or a special case”/etc — these are rarely mirroring speaker’s opinion, instead they are translating the pattern they’ve appropriated and are now reusing to prove the initial point (like “all men are evil”) The funny example from my recent experience: “all penis-havers are evil and must die; gays don’t count tho they’re built differently” 💀

If you’re curious, I’d recommend reading Amanda Montell’s book “Cultish” — it covers pretty well the language of indoctrination and manipulative gaslighting. She describes how cult leaders hook people into their “beliefs”, but also provides curious examples from politics and culture. It’s really one of the best introductions into the critical thinking without actually being one of those, so I highly recommend

Anyway. As a cis man, im extremely happy to see this post happening. I’m in no position to engage in a discussion here probably, but I just want to say that there are much more (cis) men who support feminist ideas and activism than it is commonly thought there are. And tbh, I think it’s great, the more people are engaging in (real) activism, the sooner our world will become a better place for all of us 💖 baby steps!

Last, but not least, im so heartbroken to find out about transmascs experiencing this “anti men” shit as well (TIL). Because even within the terf logic itself it just doesn’t make any sense, lmao. To me all this “all men are inherently X” sounds exactly the same as “if you’re attracted to buff girls you’re gay” shit 💀 like wtf?! Be strong, my brothers, being pushed into a frame of ridiculous and contradictory expectations is part of “being a man” — which is sad, and you shouldn’t have to deal with this shit (as nobody should), im sorry 🫂

sorry since realizing my gender i have zero tolerance for the whole “man hating” angle of being queer i hate i hate it i hate you. stop. you are hurting people.

[meowzfordayz]

sickness/health

Author’s Note: Tanjirou = 👌🏽

sickness/health

Kamado Tanjirou x Reader

Word Count: ~800

CW: none

Emergency Request Fulfilled: hello ;; i'm very new to tumblr so forgive me if i'm getting this wrong somehow- but i've been dealing with a lot of health issues lately, and i was wondering if you'd be up for writing a fic with tanjirou and a nonbinary reader? where he takes care of them throughout their health issues (muscle pains and aches, weakness, headaches, heart palpitations), hums them to sleep when they can't manage, helps them stand, washes their hair, etc? thank you, i hope i'm doing this right ;;

~faqs~

Writing hcs bc my goodness this weekend’s heat has me lethargic and blarrrgh and vwygfuiwnwbibw lmao, buuut I still wanna write !! 🥵😵‍💫🤗

Also, just a friendly reminder (I promise this is a general reminder *not* directed toward anyone !!) that emergency request fanfics are typically shorter than my usual fanfics bc they’re (emergency requests) bumped to the front of my wips queue

In other words, to balance the fact that I prioritize them, I don’t necessarily write as much for them either

Muscle aches and pains

At the first sign of any discomfort, Tanjirou offers his touch

Gentle fingers circling your shoulders; tender thumbs pressing firmly into your neck; warm palms rubbing delicately along your ribs

Oftentimes, you don’t even have to ask

Subconsciously massaging your stomach?

Grimace, wince, or frown?

Exhale a little too loudly?

He’ll notice in a heartbeat, make his way to your side, and murmur, “Can I help?”

Doesn’t initiate contact tho w/o your consent (unless you’ve consented to him initiating w/o asking first)

If you’re not one for touch, then he’s happy to bring you ice packs, heated packs — whatever temperature tickles your fancy

Keeps track of medications (i.e. ibuprofen) for you

Weakness

Def the type to go overboard in assisting you, but never intends to be belittling or overbearing

Best to just have an honest convo w/ him about what you might want and need help w/

Outline what he can do for you on good, okay, and bad days

He’s just such a sweetheart, and will coddle you as much or as not much as you desire — leaning toward much if you don’t discuss boundaries beforehand

Believes you 100% whenever you tell him I need help

Doesn’t ever assume you’re taking advantage or exaggerating

Nor is he ever bothered by anyone badgering him for caring for you so diligently

“Isn’t it t e d i o u s?”

“No,” he’ll state with finality, tone leaving no room for further argument or harassment, “Loving them is a choice, and I will always choose them.”

Headaches

Serenades you (Tanjirou’s canonically tone deaf lmao) 💀

Again: keeps track of medications (i.e. ibuprofen) for you

As well as how much you’re drinking !! #hydration is key

Will drink w/ you in solidarity

Bc drinking water can be a struggle

Reads to you, goes on walks w/ you, prepares baths for you

Simple pleasures—activities—to hopefully distract you

If your headache’s really bad, then he’ll darken the bedroom, lay in bed beside you, and reassure you as many times as necessary that, “It’s okay to just lie in bed. It’s okay to be here. To be with me. Okay?”

Heart palpitations

Ngl

Idk a lot about these, and I don’t feel like researching ‘em rn 😅

But dw !!

Tanjirou would def feel like researching them for you 😁

And do what he can to ease/observe their symptoms/affects 🥺

Can’t sleep

Lets you arrange the bed however you please

No pillows? Five pillows?

Two blankets? Seven?

Sleep on your side? Back? Diagonally? Upside down?

W/ music or the tv on? No noise at all?

Fan whirling in the middle of winter? Comforter at the end of the bed in the middle of summer?

Whatever coaxes you to sleep, Tanjirou’s willing to tolerate

“Tan?” you whisper softly, voice tinged sour with guilt

“Hm?” he rasps immediately, strong arm snaking carefully around your waist, pulling himself closer to you, eyes barely open, “Bad dream?”

“No,” you sigh quietly, grabbing onto his hand, tucking it into your chest, “Can’t sleep.”

“Ah,” he nods slowly, kissing lightly behind your ear, “Want me to do the thing?”

“The thing?” you stifle a sleepy giggle

Low humming caresses your skin in response, time stilling for a languid moment, rhythmic rise and fall of his body curled against yours lulling you into security

If he waits until faint tendrils of dawn illuminate your hair—for you to truly, deeply, fall asleep—then he doesn’t mention it

HeLp he’s so precious 😭

Washing hair

Adores preparing baths for you

Bubbles, salts, oils

Tanjirou def goes on weekly excursions to local farmers’ markets or whatnot to stock up on handmade, independently crafted supplies

Remembers allergies, sensitivities, preferences — has yet to buy something that’s irritated you (as in, your body/skin)/that you’ve disliked

Took trial and error for him to master washing your hair, but nowadays you swear he could get a job at a celebrity salon or something

Your hair seems happier being washed by him ??

Shinier, fewer split ends, can go longer between washes

Altho perhaps that’s bc he uses fancy products…

“Smells good,” you smile tiredly, “New shampoo?”

“Not exactly,” he chuckles fondly, “Bought this a few months ago.”

“I love it.”

He loves it too

Loves how you melt under his ministrations, tension in your spine dissipating ever so slightly; the sweet, flickering scent of your contentment mingling with the lingering calmness of the rose tinted bath water

[hey-its-cweepy]

Hello cweepy [evil] may i ask your Terrovania ocs opinions on the trio? Feel free to pick and choose 👀

Hello hello!!! :D

Maxwell Murray

🐐Wolfo just respects him as Dorm Leader- and if he dont wanna talk, that's okay! Its not like he can make him anyway sosnsksndislam-

🐐Also blind in one eye buddies✨

🐐Probably almost threw something at him on accident if he (unintentionally) snuck up on him tho

🕊️Creek finds it strange that he leaves stuff up to Sam, but wouldn't really bug him about it

🕊️Also respects his decision that he just simply doesn't like talking to people lol

🕊️Lowkey mad he being unjustly blamed for what happened with his sister-

🦎Poppet would be scared of him at first but eventually warm up!

🦎You still get the "growls at the beginning of the conversation as a first impression" treatment in the beginning though (to which Wolfo has to gently bonk them with a rolled up newspaper and apologize for them)

🦎Probably secretly admires him from a distance since he's big and strong like Wolfo is!

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Samuel

🐐Wolfo does the freaking dad laugh anytime he catches him on the ceiling

🐐Forgot he was the vice dorm leader several times

🐐Just dont let the goofy pranks go too far-

🕊️Creek thinks he's a little silly guy /POS

🕊️Also forgot he was vice dorm leader several times

🕊️Lowkey highkey interested in the culture club but uncertain wether she'd swap clubs or not

🦎Despite me saying Poppet has a gremlin attitude, they'd never break a rule of their dorm (or at the very least try very hard not to)

🦎Very shook and confused seeing him on the ceiling and questions how he got there

🦎Poppet does not care if you are their dorm leader, vice dorm leader or the gosh darn headmaster, they will growl at you in your first meeting- but its okay! Because as said several times before, they just need time- and I think they could probably be friends with time

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Hecate Morgan

🐐Wolfo's RSA slander is through the roof- "PAH! Who needs them?! They don't deserve you anyway"

🐐Almost accidently called her "mom" once

🐐Wolfo doesn't appreciate liars though, so that could be one nasty argument depending on how far she's willing to lie about-💀

🕊️Creek literally accidently called her "mom" once and felt really embarrassed by it (Wolfo teases her about it on occasions)

🕊️Her RSA slander is also through the roof, but lowkey glad they have her even if she wishes it didnt have to come from some big argument

🕊️!!! You make branch gift for Creek and she makes doll gift for you👁️

🦎Poppet sees her as a mom-

🦎After the slightly rough first introduction, he's definitely the type to act like a touch-starved cat around her and hide behind her if someone/something is scaring them

🦎Please help them with alchemy, they freaking suck at it💀

[chessmaton]

sibling angst time because i wanna make a backstory for them. if you put this side by side with the game it will not make sense so it'll stay as an au type thing instead. 💀

It starts with Willow who is an old builder (my oc basically, i have a design for her I'll post when i redraw it it's years old now) - she was really good friends with Harper, Mevia, Hadrian, Otto, and of course Soren. They're the og team who actually had a respectable like thing going for them, they were blessed with the ability to build fast and hold a lot more than the average person.

At first they build a sort of empire that helps people to find a good home ir gives them the means to build their own house. This works for a good few years and the group are strong - however slowly after time the cracks start to show.

Willow meets a british red haired man in the town who sees past her status as an old builder which is one of the first times that an argument starts between the old builder group.

Hadrian and Mevia start to slowly let the power go to their head, truly believing that the people of the town should see them as gods, that they're higher, they are what's keeping the people happy.

Willow snaps back about that she truly sees the people as equal to them as do Soren and Harper. Otto is on their side too - but he doesn't want to show it, he doesn't want to pick sides between his friends like this which leads to even more arguments.

The group starts to crack and it's noticeable to the townspeople - however it is not enough to cause too much concern as of yet.

Willow and unnamed red haired man fall in love and date behind Hadrian and Mevia's backs as they knew more arguments would happen if they were to find out. She eventually falls pregnant with Romeo which they kept secret, going MIA until Romeo is born.

(During this time Hadrian and Mevia are being consumed by power, reading through old books in their library together, eventually coming across an old idea their ancestors pulled many moons ago. A series of games built entirely for them, that the townspeople played in for fun. It sounded great to them, only they wanted more, more power, more control, eventually leading to the idea of their Games.)

After nine months, Willow emerges from wherever she was hiding with her boyfriend. He's holding a tiny baby boy. Harper is instantly over there cuddling her new nephew (i see them as having a sisterly bond so she'd well be auntie Harper to Romeo.) Otto congratulates them while Soren is busy asking if he could show the baby to his few enderman friends he'd made in his lab during the time she was gone. Obviously she declines as Romeo is only tiny at this point.

Hadrian and Mevia are obviously mad as hell but refuse to show it. They have other plans at the moment.

Fast forward two years Romeo is now two years old and is constantly backwards and forwards between worlds, living with his mother and father in one world while his father worked there. He'd then be taken to the old builders realm with his mother who would be busy with her duties there. He got to spend time with his aunt Harper and uncle Soren during this time though. He did spend most of his time with his dad tho which is how he ended up with his accent. (no idea just had to somehow fit that in I'll get confused if i think too much about that one 😂)

When Romeo was eight years old the games had been created after years of planning from Hadrian and Mevia, and the occasional help from Otto who had no idea what they were really for he just enjoyed conjuring up ideas for rules they could make. Harper and Soren during this time were not given the opportunity to discuss and join in.

Willow had sorta disappeared again, taking temporary time off from her old builder duties because she was having another baby with unnamed red haired man. Only this time she took small trips backwards and forwards, but not often as it was too tiring for her

After nine months she returned this time with a baby girl. Hadrian and Mevia were not present and Willow was told they didn't care about her new baby which upset her a ton. They were more bothered about their new games, everyone admitted they hadn't seen much of them lately either due to how wrapped up they were in it.

Harper again took on auntie Harper role and instantly had baby Cassie Rose in her arms as she gave her the mini tour of their world despite her only being two weeks old at this point.

-

The years passed by. Cassie was a total mummy's girl and she spent most of her time clinging on to Willow while her dad didn't get too much of a looking until he started taking both her and Romeo out on nature walks for a bit of fun. These were cut short when Cassie would scoop up a handful of ants, and proceed to try and eat them. She also found Winslow when she was five in the forest by the old builder's area - she ran off while no one was looking and after an hour of searching she came back beaming with a tiny kitten nestled in her arms. She was allowed to keep him.

Once Cassie was nine and Romeo was eighteen (nearing nineteen) did everything go terribly wrong quite quickly.

The games' true colours were revealed. This lead to arguments and hell. One day Willow and her now husband went to properly talk about how wrong all this was. Her husband was a regular townsperson just like the people forced into the games.

This lead to a gigantic argument. Willow and her husband had been killed by Hadrian during the spat.

The disappearances of both took their tolls on the rest.

Romeo and Cassie had basically just lost their parents. Romeo had studies to do, he knew what he had to do to help them both.

He dropped Cassie off with the old builders and simply left her there with them. He felt horrible about it and he cried on his way out. It was too painful to hear her cry or call his name, he just wanted to hug her and keep her safe. But he knew he couldn't provide for her even if he tried, he knew his parents wouldn't be coming back. So he knew he was ultimately doing the right thing. He didn't answer to any of their shouts of anger or confusion, he just left.

-

Cassie grew up with Harper and Soren as her new guardians. She had resentment for her brother as she didn't at all understand the whole picture, she thought he hated her, she thought he didn't love her. So she hated him right back.

She stayed under Harper's wing during her own studies, her aunt making sure she was , barely interacting with Hadrian and Mevia. This is because of how they treat her. To put it lightly. They hate her.

They see Willow every time they look at her. They see her glaring at them, planning revenge for killing her.

It's why Mevia is absolutely terrified of her, the guilt is eating at her. She didn't personally end either of Cassie's parents, but she certainly slapped Willow as well as watched them die. She sees the way Cassie looks at her, it's like she knows something is up with her. She scares her so much. What if she found out?

On Cassie's eighteenth birthday she's practically a shell of what she was. She misses her parents, she misses her brother. She's none the wiser what happened, she fully believes everyone left her. She loves Harper and Soren most but they still don't completely fill the void that her family once did.

She's turned cold, unwilling to properly communicate with those who took care of her since she was nine. She even started to join arguments and fights that Hadrian or Mevia started. Things were thrown, sometimes from them, or sometimes from her.

It was until one day Hadrian had enough, he took everything she owned, dragged her out of bed, and threw her at one of the portals. He didn't feel any guilt anymore, all he felt was anger.

Luckily she had been thrown Winslow too, she caught him, and that was that, they were stuck, she'd been abandoned again.

Harper, seeing another sudden disappearance couldn't take it anymore, took her things as well as the redstone heart, and left. Soren lead his endermen away and also left due to his own sadness from the whole situation. Otto stayed because he didn't have anywhere else to go, he also had known Hadrian and Mevia for so long, he couldn't just up and leave them.

-

Romeo thinks about his little sister a lot, he misses her. Part of him is angry at himself, for not taking the opportunity to care for her, or the fact he didn't make an effort to call or write to her. Even if when they were younger they fought or were annoyed by each other, she was his baby sister and he did love her really. She was family, the only family he had left, and he abandoned her.

He finishes his studies in college - there he met Xara who was on the same course as him.

They then both meet Fred who was in their university course.

-

The three become admins after accidentally coming across a hidden artifact they definately were not supposed to see. It gives them power - power much stronger than even the old builders possessed.. more power than his poor mother had.

(Note: In this au, Romeo is off the deep end with the things he did, he didn't actually build any of the worlds, he can just create new ones, he just says that he built them to seem more powerful.)

The three can create whole worlds as well as bury them if she wished - sorta the same as erasing them.

- The events of the arguing, Fred dying, Xara's powers removed.

-

After Romeo is stripped of his abilities he comes back down to his true reality. Memories of his parents, his sister. God he misses them.

So he locates Cassie, seeing her stuck in a pit makes him buckle to his knees, tears welling up in his eyes as he slowly makes a bridge towards her.

She's sick. Sick from the time she spent in there - but she's still there with him.

Cassie weakly pushes him as he picks her up, she still resents him for what he did all those years ago.

While he cares for her he explains the situation. It's not enough for Cassie to truly forgive but she hugs him tight, crying into his shoulder for their lost time. She never got to see him graduate - he never got to see her grow up. Even if she had trust issues she promised to try, try and mend the broken bridges.

The last part includes the two looking for answers for their mother and father's disappearances. Meeting Harper and Soren again.

Then they both beat Hadrian and Mevia's asses for what they did to their parents.

-

Wow that was long- kudos to you if you read this far :0 hope you enjoyed my little hellfest lmaooo. I seriously love these two being related it has me :,) blessed.

[manjiroro]

Hey! May I please get a Tokyo Revenger matchup (and MHA if you're doing 2 fandoms)! 🙋🏾‍♀️

Ok so I'm a bisexual girl 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩 who uses any pronouns, mostly she/they. I'm an ambivert 😈 I am a Virgo, although I don't think I act like one. It's probably because I'm an Aries Rising and Pisces Moon. And I'm also an ISFP 4w5

Personality: I've been told that I'm pretty inocent looking but once I open my mouth, people never think so anymore 💀 cause at school, people would describe me as kind, quiet, athletic, chill, smart, funny but when I open my mouth I start talking about weird things. (I once told my teacher about how some astronauts had herpes in Space 🏃🏾‍♀️). So, at school I would also be described as weird, dirty-minded and overall a nice person to be around 😌

At home, I would be described as a troublemaker who never listens and does whatever she wants. So I get in trouble a lot especially since I talk back 👀 but for good reason 😤 but other than being a troublemaker, I would be described as loud(I have a very high-pitched scream so I do it all the time for fun), energetic(Suprisingly, I act a lot like the younger sibling although I am the oldest 💀), dumb(I once watched my baby cousin eat and then asked if she had teeth like she wasn't just chewing on food 😐), annoying (I annoy my sister so much to the point where if my mom ever hears my sister say "stop", she automatically assumes I did something 😭), competative(I was playing with my sister and almost lost a game and accidentally broke something in her room 😶), argumentative(I get into arguments all the time just cause I'm speaking facts 🙄), mean(I asked my sister to give me a situation where I'm mean and she told me that she didn't know and that I'm just mean 😒), strong(I'm constantly told that I don't know my strength and that I'm really rough. My dad even told that when I was younger nobody wanted to play with me cause I was too rough 😢), chill at times (which is like 20% of time), really talkative although I have a stutter(Nobody can ever watch a movie with me because all I do is talk, talk, talk and criticize everything the characters do cause they be dumb as hell). I would also like to add in that I laugh and smile at EVERYTHING‼️ I smile so much to the point where I have smile lines(I have a really faint scar in that area that looks like a smile line 😏) 😫 but it's aight cause I got 2 cute dimples 😼 I've had multiple times where people never believed that I was telling the truth just cause I was smiling really hard 😔 LMAO there was this one time I saw a kid fall on the road so I covered my face so no one could see me laugh and my friends thought I was crying until I lifted my head for them to see the smile I had on my face and they were SO disappointed in me 😹 Last thing that I would describe myself as is HOT‼️ I be checking myself in the mirror everyday cause I am THAT pretty 😌 Ooo also my top kins are Itadori, Denki, Nishinoya, Bokuto and Atsumu 🤩

My Hobbies/Interests: One thing I've always been obsessed with is playing the Sims! I would always spend hours getting custom content and creating my sims just to make them have babies and never play with them again 😭 It was worth it tho, I haven't played in a few months but next time I will play will be at cousin's house cause we made a plan to play together 😌✊🏾 but other than playing the sims, I like playing video games with my sister(we play Ace Attorney, Gang Beasts, My Hero Justice 2, Overcooked and some other games), sleep cause my sleep schedule is fucked 😿, playing with my rats(they're all boys and their names are Gyuki, Bean, Boba, Squidge and Mango), read xblack¡reader fanfics, listen to music, dance(I've been told that I have a natural talent for dancing 😏 I've been asked multiple times if I took lessons but I have never have 💃🏾), going for walks, watch videos/movies/shows/anime, read my Warrior Cats books (I never expected a book about feral cats to make me cry so much 💀) and PROCRASTINATE cause I hate homework 😤

My dislikes: I ABSOLUTELY HATE 9-5 jobs‼️ There's no way in hell I'm boutta work from 9-5 everyday for the rest of my life until retirement. I literally only have one life to live, I want to have fun and live it. I just wish I could be rich and live that black women in luxury life while also helping people and animals 😭 another thing I hate is being told what to do. I like doing things on my own time when I want to, it just feels better like that 🤷🏾‍♀️(and yeah I totally get in trouble for that 👀). I'm pretty patient with people most of the time(although I do got a lot to say 😠 but I ain't gon waste that much effort on school kids 😒) so there's nothing I really hate but I really hate it when someone explains something to me like I'm dumb 😐 I don't really understand big words most of the time 🤠 but like I'm not stupid, I understand what you're saying damn 😒 I also hate hypocrites like don't be talking when you do the same thing 24/7 🙄 but yeah I'm pretty tolerant of people so there's not a lot that gets under my skin(there may be a few things that I probably forgot) but I will say that, that is a different story at home. My mom and sister would say that I'm very easily angered. Once I said that I'm easily angered sometimes and they both looked at me like I was crazy and they were like "SOMETIMES?? 🤨".

My favourite traits in people: Ion even know what I like about most people 😭 I would say that being easygoing, confident and open-minded are things that I really like so kinda like me ig. Ooo I also really like politeness, like I find that shit so attractive 🤤 Humor is very good too since I love laughing 😆.

What I would like to do with my s/o: Some things I would love to do is...

- Go on late night drives

- Listen to music together

- Do chaotic shit together

- Cuddle

- Go skateboarding (like if my s/o was able to skate, I'd like to hold on to their shoulders while they help me I- 😍)

- MAKE OUT HAHA

- Play with kids together

- Go ice-skating or rollerblading

- Go for ice-cream

- Watch horror movies or tv dramas

- Bake or Cook together

- Go on roller-coasters together

- Go to a haunted house together

- Cosplay (if my s/o is a dude, I want them to wear a maid dress while I wear a butler outfit and then have us take pictures together 😍)

^ Like this (I would be the one being carried)

I just wanna do a whole bunch of cute, domestic and chaotic shit together! 😫

That's it! I'm sorry if that was too much 😭 and thanks in advance btw <3

500 milestone event (closed!!)

hello!! thank you for joining my event~~ omg?? okay everything about you seems fun help- also idky tumblr doesnt like that image but i wanna do that with my s/o too 😔😔

i match you with.. MATSUNO CHIFUYU

i picked chifuyu because i feel he can match your chaotic energy but be super sweet at the same time

he might be caught off guard at first when he finds out how different you seem than when he first met you

but in the end he has the best time with you, doing the weird chaotic shit you wanna do

i’m sure he hits all your favourite traits so best boy :3

you can definitely do domestic and chaotic shit with him and it will be a blast

but when you tell him to wear the maid dress he’s a little shy at first but after much convincing he’ll put it on

oh he’s also the type to be super patient with you so if you’re mad, he’ll wait until you’ve cooled down and he wouldn’t argue with you just cuz

the both of you would spend your time together playing games and watching anime

he loves everything about you really from your personality to your interests, you never fail to make him laugh

you and chifuyu are a chaotic couple, there’s no doubt about it. whatever weird thing one of you did, the other would be present. but that isn’t to say that the both of you have never done anything calm. there were many instances where the both of you would hang out at home, chilling with each other, instead of being menaces to the toman guys, especially takemichi.

and this was one of those days where the both of you decided on having a stay home date. it started out with baking, the both of you made a mess of the kitchen trying to bake cupcakes, chifuyu thought that it would be funny to throw flour at you and the both of you ended up having a flour fight, coating the kitchen white.

afterwards, you decided to watch a horror movie. chifuyu never really liked horror movies so the entire time, he was clinging onto you for dear life while you laughed at him. sadly though, at some point, chifuyu flinched so hard that he knocked all the snacks off the table, making you laugh at him. he was embarrassed of course and decided to defend himself by saying shit like “something flew into my eye, it was just my reflexes.” and so the movie had been forgotten.

and now, the both of you were in your bedroom, rummaging through your closet.

“fuyu, can you wear this for me?”

you asked your boyfriend while holding up a maid dress. he looks at you with wide eyes and his mouth opened, red slowly creeping onto his face.

“no.”

“aw why not??”

“because.. it’s embarrassing..”

“aw c’mon, just once pleaseeee and i’ll forget about you flinching so hard just now.”

“hey it wasn’t because of the movie i told you this.”

“sure, so put on the maid dress or i’m telling baji your lame excuse.”

chifuyu narrows his eyes at you before sighing. he takes hold of the dress and went into the bathroom to change.

once he returned, you squealed at how adorable he looks.

“hey why are you wearing the butler outfit and i’m wearing the maid dress?”

you ignored him.

“let’s take a picture!!”

“but-“

“i’ll tell baji, chifuyu.”

he sighs at the threat and nods. you told him what pose he should do as you set your phone on the floor and took the picture. now chifuyu wouldn’t outright admit it but, that picture was his favourite and was his wallpaper for the next few months.

[i-may-be]

Hey! May I please get a romantic + platonic matchup with MHA and Haikyuu please? ☺

Intro: Ok so I've been having an identity crisis and I have no idea whether I'm an ISFP 8w7 or ENFP 7w8. But other than that I'm a bisexual girl who uses any pronouns, mostly she/they. I'm a Virgo, although I don't think I act like one and I think It's probably because I'm an Aries Rising and Pisces Moon 👀.

Personality: I'm low-key 2 different people 🤏🏾 bcs at school, a lot of people including my teachers think I'm innocent bcs I have an innocent looking face but when I start talking they notice that they're completely wrong 💀 I once told my teacher about how some astronauts got herpes in Space and explained to her how dirty my mind was after she asked me why I was dirty-minded 🏃🏾‍♀️ but other then being described as weird and dirty-minded, my classmates and teachers would also describe me as kind, quiet(maybe), chill, smart, athletic and overall a nice person to be around. Crazy thing but surprisingly this year, I've been getting a lot of attention from guys. Like tell me why I had some dude trying to get my attention on the first day of school 🤨 and a few months after that, some dude I knew told me he had a crush on me since MIDDLE SCHOOL! But I rejected him bcs number uno ☝🏾 I didn't like him back and numéro deux(I speak french as a second language 😈)✌🏾 He did some weird shit that made me block him BUT LITERALLY A DAY AFTER THAT some guy's friend pointed at me and went "Hey look! It's your girlfriend". AND I MADE EYE CONTACT WITH HIM AND 2 OTHER PEOPLE. And then a like a week before Winter Break another guy that I knew started being extra friendly and nervous around me and I'm pretty sure he has a crush on me now but who can blame him? I'm hot asf 😌🤸🏾‍♀️ Oh yeah! And there's also this one dude in my Math class that I make eye contact with all the time and he's kinda cute low-key BUT ANYWAYS, at home I would be described as a troublemaker, rebellious and selfish 😄 That definitely doesn't hurt my feelings hahaha(definitely moving out when I'm 18). I mean for real tho the only part that hurts my feeling is the selfish part bcs apparently I only care about myself. Sometimes I actually wonder if I am 🤔 I don't mind being called a troublemaker or rebellious tho bcs it makes me feel cool 💪🏾😩 and I'm honestly just sharing my own opinions and telling my parents that I disagree w/them so...but y'know other than all that my parents and sister included would describe me as loud, easily-angered(No one can ever watch movies w/me bcs if a character does something to piss me off, I will cuss them out), argumentative(being told to shut up is nothing new to me plus I also go off on my sister for fun but it's only bcs she did it first), funny(I think I'm funny bcs I make jokes and I laugh at them 😌), energetic, strong(I break absolutely EVERYTHING), competitive(Sometimes my sister hates playing games w/me bcs I get SO mad when she wins, I broke her chair once 🤭), dumb(I believed Mr. Bean was dead for years!), stubborn and talkative although I have a stutter.

Presentation: My fashion sense ranges from like Bimbo Y2k outfits to Male Streetwear fashion and in the middle there's some Cyber Y2k, Cyber goth, Gyaru, Scene, Hippie and Fairy stuff. And Sadly, I do not have most of these types of clothes but my friends and teachers constantly say that I have a good sense of fashion and love it when I match my mask with my outfit. I think a lot of people's first impressions of me are that I'm kind, outgoing and possibly chill especially bcs my voice gets really high when I'm talking to people for the first time(my sister hates it when I do this). Ooo I'm also really into piercings, tattoos, kawaii nails and GOLD JEWELRY(like hoops and rings) 😍🤤 Let's hope I get all those things for my birthday. OMG I forgot to add that although I may wear really "girly" outfits from time to time, my mannerisms are always the same. I could be wearing a sailor moon shirt, flared jeans with my hair up in pigtails but I'll sit on my chair like a dude 💀 According to my friends, I'm pretty masculine and according to my mom I was like a "boy" when I was younger bcs of how energetic and rough I was and still am 👀 I do have a very feminine walk tho, y'know with the hips swaying side to side.

How I am when I'm comfortable: I swear everyone thinks I'm crazy! I like bounce off walls and shit and I scream all the time! One of my friends literally said that the reason why I like f¡ckboy Eren so much is bcs I act just like him 😭 she literally said I would be the type of person to go up to someone and say "Hey mamas *lip bite emoji* and rub my hands together. There was also this other time when I was with a group of friends and one of them said that the nicest person has a 12 inch d¡ck and so I said that mine was obviously a 12 and y'know what they told me? 😢 They said I had a 7 incher I- apparently I am kinda mean 😔 low-key don't disagree tho🚶🏾‍♀️

Hobbies, Interests, Likes and Dislikes: I'd say that my favourite pass time activities would be dancing and reading xblack¡reader fanfics. I've been told multiple times that I have natural talent for danicng and have had multiple people ask me if I've ever been to dance lessons but I actually never have, I also do alot dances for school so it's mostly what people know me for💃🏾 I LOVE reading xblack¡reader fanfics because I've seen a lot of fics say "y/n blushed" or "... touched y/n's hair" and I'm literally sitting there like 😐 plus it's fun being able to actually relate to y/n while reading. I also love animals(I have 5 adorable rats), video games(My sister and I play Lego: Jurassic World(I know very random), Gang Beasts, Mortal Kombat, Stick fight: The game, Danganronpa, Night in the woods, etc.), watching anime (Especially sad ones cause I love crying) Hello Kitty motorcycles(I WANT ONE SO BAD) true crime(Although it literally keeps me up at night), horror movies (Because I love getting jumpscared), going for walks(They're never for long tho cause everybody I walk with gets too tired 😢), reading my Warrior Cats books(I never expected a book about wild cats to make me cry so hard but at the same time, I cry about everything 👀) and PROCRASTINATE cause I hate homework 😤 One thing I absolutely HATE is 9-5 jobs(my mom called me dumb for saying that 😭) bcs I feel like it's honestly a waste to spend most of my time to go to school for years and then work some job until I'm 69 😏 with weak knees and RETIRE‼️I need something that constantly keeps my interest and most things can't do that. I just wanna live my life to the fullest by doing everything I want without being controlled because I hate being told what to do 😭 OH YEAH! I'm also a part of my school's volleyball team! How could I forget that? 💀🤭

My type: My type is definitely someone who can match my energy and do chaotic shit w/me. I only live life once so why not do crazy shit w/the person I love? 🤷🏾‍♀️ I've never been in a relationship with anyone either but I know my worth and if somebody like me, they gotta show me 😝

My appearance cause why not: Appearance: Ok so, first of all I'm 𝗛𝗢𝗧 asf‼️🤪(you already know that 😩) But seriously I'm a brownskinned black girl around 5'6(I kinda wish I was taller so I could intimidate men with my height 😈) I'm fit although I don't excercise much (my friends are always talking about the fact I have slightly defined abs)🧍🏾‍♀️I have tiny ears which everyone seems to notice(I got them from my dad). I typically always wear gold hoop earrings! I also have 2 dimples, a tooth gap that I really love! ☺ and dark auburn dyed microlocs and eyebrows. Oh yeah! and I have faint smile lines(and a faint scar in that area) because I smile and laugh a lot, most of the time my family will assume that I'm lying although I'm not because I'm smiling 💀 I'd also like to mention that I smile and laugh while feeling any emotion except for sadness. It's honestly a problem but a fun problem hehe

Anyways I'm done! I'M SO SORRY FOR GIVING YOU MY WHOLE LIFE STORY 😭😭 Also thanks in advance! 💗💗

hello! thank you for choosing this blog for your matchup <3

HAIKYUU

PLATONIC MATCHUP: Kageyama Tobio

HOW YOU MET

You both got stuck on an elevator together. It was crazy.

Now you were both lucky that the elevator emergency button was working but you were both still stuck in there for a while.

You were kind of forced to talk to eachother cause could you just standing/sitting awkwardly with a stranger when it could take hours for you guys to get out??

Anyway, it did take hours so you were both kind of stuck, got to know each other a bit though and it was chill.

Very much an oddly comforting meeting, bc being alone in that situation would be horrifying let's be honest.

RELATIONSHIP HEADCANONS

When you mentioned that you believed Mr.Bean was dead for years(who told you that bs btw???) I was reminded on Mr Tobio. Anyway yall being idiots together?? True, real, consistent.

I'm not sure why... but I think his love language for friends is remembering their favourite things... Like you could tell him who your favourite paw patrol character was and he'd mention it like 3 years later without fail.

Imagining you guys talking in the bg and you're on about some dirty minded shit(like the astronauts+herpes) and you can just see Tobio's face get progressively more and more horrified. He is terrified of you I think, he just doesn't admit it.

Yk your rats??? Yeah Kageyama has no clue how to hold them. You could tell him about a million times and he would still have them at like arms length sat on his flat hands.

HANGING OUT

I feel like he would accidentally contribute to your trouble making and get introuble too. Like he would see you doing smth and he'd be like "what no don't do that" and then help you while trying to stop you(does that make sense??).

Volleyball practice moment. No clue what position you play but it doesn't matter bc you have enough dramam with the way it looks like this man is tryna kill you with how aggressive he is. Chaos erupts if you try to do it back, it's fun to watch.

Play Gangbeasts with him I am begging you. You'll hear him aggressively slamming tryna win through brute force and then he's like the first to fall off, it's funny. I also feel like he plays lego games??? deadass save him cause he has lego:indiana jones, the star wars one, the marvel ones. He's going crazy stop him.

I'm not sure why but I feel like he would be able to sit you down and tell you about the Warrior Cats lore??? Like he will tell you everything in depth it's kind of worrying.

ROMANTIC MATCHUP: Nishinoya Yu

HOW YOU MET

Tournament meet cute! When walking with Kiyoko, who was speaking to other managers, you both met!

You were waiting with your manager bc hey, you're not allowed to go alone and everything is safer with a buddy right???

When I tell you this man was so bored. He decided to start up a conversation with you.

You both actually had a fun conversation. Your manager was kind of confused for a while and Kiyoko was like "hmmm" for a moment.

You both parted ways, but met again at another tournament and where like "woah!!! i know this person!!!"

RELATIONSHIP HEADCANONS

I'm imagining him finding it hilarious that so many people have a crush on you. Not bc they're wrong, you're fucking awesome, but bc it's wild that some dude who's like 5'3 bet them to it.

Mf is so affectionate, you are SMOOTHERED with love all of the time and that is a threat. I feel like he tends to give words of affirmation and physical affection the most, but he will do literally anything for you, like if you told him to murder a guy he'd be like "ok cool, what do you know about their schedule??"

Deadass so patient with you when you stutter??? Idk if you're self concious about your stutter(I get one sometimes when I don't control how I speak very well), but this man deadass doesn't notice, and if he does he doesn't comment on it. He's just excited to hear what you have to say!!!

I think he could steal some of your jewlery. Idk why but he just thinks you have good jewlery and he's like "yooo, can I take this???" and he doesnt wait he just snatches it up and puts it one(unless your wearing it, that would be a lil aggressive).

HANGING OUT

He has a lot of nervous energy so doing active things or anything he can release energy with is common. A walk? He's out there in shorts and a tshirt in winter. Video games??? He's jumping in his seat like a 10 y/o playing roblox. I think you get me.

Very much fast paced conversations. I think neither of you have spectacular attention spans and get bored of things easily, so you two jumping between games, shows, and conversation topics together is fair and common. You both keep up well.

I feel like he has a horrible rhythm... but still dances with you. It's painful to watch, please teach him. If you do it'll be like that one arc in mha with the festival, and aoyama has shit dancing skills until Mina is like "umh actually" and helps him.

Hanging out with groups of people but you're both ignoring the main conversation and branching off into your own. Sometimes people talk about really boring things, not you two though. Elite people things ig.

MY HERO ACADEMIA

PLATONIC MATCHUP: Momo Yaorozu

HOW YOU MET

School moment. Anyway you were both in the same friendgroup at school (middle school I think??? idk foreign school systems are confusing).

Moving on, you both just happened to talk to each other more than either of you spoke to other people in the friendgroup, it was chill,

Kind of ended up choosing to be partners when you were both able to choose who you went with in group projects, choosing seats, etc

I feel like when Yaomomo really enjoys your company there is no escaping her /j.

But yes she found you cool when you both first met and she was like "that one, that one is a friend :]"

RELATIONSHIP HEADCANONS

Oh my gosh you're dumb/smart duo. Not that your dumb but compared to Yaomomo :((( you're done I'm sorry. You both just have very different areas of expertise, like how would she know that those astronauts got herpes??? Not her, but you would.

SHE'S SO COMFORTABLE WITH YOU AND IT'S SO SWEET????? Like she seems so uptight with her class but with you she can just go crazy and tell you about how they make tanks or something idk.

She is also has 2 personalities for school+friends. You guys being different at school and outside of school as you both slowly get more comfortable with each other is so cute :]

Compliments you sm!! She thinks your gorgeous and you are going to know it >:T Will fight anyone who insults you and they will lose. She adores your style and vibe!!! Hypes you up sm.

HANGING OUT

I feel like she likes to play story games while you're both hanging out or you're in call with her. She's over here losing her shit over how cool Night in the Woods is and how cool it is to play and you just have to sit there, she will listen to what you have to say but she will fight you if you talk shit :[

True Crime besties!! Definitely with you looking into some murderer's case. Probably has strong opinions about people who romanticise murderers. Very much hates going outside after looking into true crime, she gets scared.

Horror movies!! She's very much someone who likes to feel scared and then find sense in the fear she feels. Subscribes to the "horror can be feminist theory". Film analyser sm you will be so confused and we all will it's ok.

You teaching her to play the littlest bit of volleyball :] She is so so very grateful. She likes to do it as a form of excercise after you teach her a little. I highly doubt irl volleyball is anything like hq volleyball in the sense that they thinking of huge psychological tricks to use on their opponents at like 16 but yaomomo is going to do that and it'll be wild.

ROMANTIC MATCHUP: Mei Hatsume

HOW YOU MET

You were probably roped into some crazy fucking scenario with her experiments so it was wild.

Like her little machine thing-y was small and you tripped over it, it would not be fun and you probably had a scrap on your leg :(

She was apologising and helping you with ANOTHER bot dude who was there to help people with injuries :]

it was very much surreal, especially because the bot dude was super gentle and like??? it's both??? how does that work???

but she was very sweet and apologised in her sort of ecentric way.

RELATIONSHIP HEADCANONS

I'm iffy on this one cause idk if you'd love her or hate her. I feel like it's one or the other with people and hatsume. Anyway I hope you love her cause she is absolutely decking you out with the coolest gadgets. It's her love language <3

I think her calling you cute and giving you cute nicknames is something she does a lot. She does literally anything to see your cute fucking smile holy shit. She has a two track mind and it's you and her lil creation babies(not children the mechanical ones).

Your rats adore her and she adores them. I have no clue what any of their names are but she has some shortened nickname for them because she really likes nicknames??? She handles them really well to it's cute <3

I AM BEGGING YOU TO TELL HER WHAT'S HAPPENING IN THE FIC YOU'RE READING. Like for example in a fake dating one she's like "omg you are not telling me that they fall inlove with each other after fake dating that's crazy" No bc she is so genuine because she doesn't notice consisent tropes.

HANGING OUT

I feel like she would like to code stuff into games for you??? Like mods and stuff, like you see in amongus and minecraft or smth??? I don't know if that makes sense but you can look them up probably.

Motorcycle rides!!! She rathers them over cars or bikes n others. ALSO I still don't know if you want a Hello Kitty motorcycle specifically or you just like both Hello Kitty and motorcycles???? But anyway she'd make you a cool motorcycle with a Hello Kitty design.

Shopping together!!! Definitely likes giving gifts so she will pay for whatever you want(if she can afford it idk how much money she has). Your clothing style(s) are going to be what fills your wardrobe in no time cause she will not hestiate to gift the clothes to you.

Very much likes to listen to you talk while she works on her things :] Especially if your frustrated and just need to rant a little she's here and she's listening!! If you want her advice she will try her best to help do what's best for you and what'll help you.