#stoliz is tragic

[lillybearrie]

I saw someone compare the stoliz breakup to the ineffable divorce and no just-

Now on the surface yeah two people who've practically already been in a relationship have a fight resulting in them going their separate ways when one decides to tell the other they wanna be official due to severe miscommunication

But that's where the similarities stop

And don't get me wrong I love blitzø and stolas just it's not even the same ballpark

Crowley and Aziraphale are two beings that have known one another since before the dawn of time the have shielded one another from the first rains and the first meteor showers with their own wings. Neither fitting into the molds they were supposed to and spending thousands of years carving out a precious peaceful fragile existence for themselves together on earth. They are an angel and a demon who have made themselves equals when everything in their society tells them otherwise they lie to protect the other and they meet inconspicuously not for their own safety but for that of the other for should their respective sides find out the possibility of a fate worse than death is astronomical. They stopped the damn apocalypse because they wanted to continue living together undisturbed. They swapped bodies so that they were the ones feared in the face of death. So they could be left alone for a short while. They spend over 6000 years carefully crafting a language of silence that it is only when words are used that the can no longer understand. The spent so long looking between the lines that when there's nothing there they don't know how to look at what's right on the page anymore. It is only Crowley gives up and starts speaking their language of unsaid words saying "no Nightingales" instead of "so this is it then?" That Aziraphale finally understands but it's to late what's done is done and Aziraphale is nothing if not a stubborn basterd. So he leaves alone after begging for Crowley to come with him and not hearing Crowley's pleas for him to stay and neither is happy about it they both are ready to break completely.

The stoliz breakup is 2 demons of different classes getting into a fight because the noble decided that after 2 season maybe pinning after the guy who literally can't run his small business without you and what you give him is very illegal but he doesn't give a fuck as long as he can do his job isn't the most ethical idea so he instead decides to gift the lower class demon a legal way to carry out business in hopes of fixing the power imbalance so the other demon no longer needs him then gets upset when his chronically stupid 'needs a neon sign to understand jackshit' partner who can't take squat seriously because then it's to real doesn't understand his love confession right away and takes it unseriously. Stolas takes it as an immediate rejection because he loves blitzø but doesn't know the first thing about him past bedroom preferences and the same goes for Blitzø himself. They don't know how to communicate because they've never needed to understand what the other was saying their relationship was purely transactional previously and blitzø has spent the entire show believing he is just another imp providing stolas with a service in exchange of something like the rest of stolas's staff that he's confused when stolas reveals that's not the case. And stolas for his part is extremely sensitive to rejection given literally every aspect of his life and currently his only Frame of reference for romance is his abusive ex-wife and romance novels of course when blitzø didn't immediately reciprocate his sentiments he took it as rejection. He shuts down and attempts to remove himself aggravating blitzø because this is something entirely different from what he expected and the fucker who sprung this on him didn't even give him a second to think as his entire understanding of their relationship is being rewritten.

While both victims of severe miscommunication

Crowley and Aziraphale get mistaken for an old married couple so often that they no longer correct people while stolas and blitzø are seen as Stolas being in a phase

They are not the same

Thank you and goodnight

[cattoo-cat444]

Small detail i noticed because i cant stop xD

... He sure did do that though, didnt he..