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okay now i REALLY wanna see stan being full werewolf
JUST PRACTICE because I realized I actually don't know how to draw wolves right before I went to draw the comic where he's a wolf
#I still don't really know if this is the design I'm going for 😔💔#He's so silly though what a silly guy#Why even look up references for werewolves when you can just draw whatever you want 🤞#cole's art#cole's answering#THANK YOU FOR THE ASK BTW I LOVE YOU#art#gravity falls#grunkle stan#stanley pines#werewolf stan pines#Lowkey just pure furry garbage I'm sorry guys 😔#wolf stanley pines#Guys the next comic is going to take so long I might just make a one-off drawing 😭🙏#gravity falls au#gravity falls halloween au
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Cadets
(aka trash children, chaos children, and children who understand 98 is getting graded on this)
Inspired by @thefoundationproject! Closeups under the cut:
jesse got this pic from jangotat:
#star wars#tcw#soft wars#doodling in the soft wars sandbox#i think that'll be my tag for these things#alpha 6#commander fox#commander neyo#alpha 17#captain rex#commander wolffe#jangotat#commander doom#commander davijaan#(probably?)#shebse#edee#chekar#i may have messed up the ages oops#but hey we can pretend that the shebse found rex when he was a baby/toddler but he didn't officially join the squad until he was older!#hopefully i did 6's expression justice#against his better instincts he loves his trash children but he is also so so tired of fishing them out of the garbage#6 is grumpy as always; 98 is smug as always; and 17 is too busy getting bitten by a baby to have any other concerns at the moment#(he is about to have many more concerns)#wolffe climbed up 17s back to bite him while he was distracted with the tubie gnawing on his arm#specifically to bite 17s neck because he saw a video of an actual wolf taking down a space-deer and wanted to try it out#i just realized the alphas were still in training for most of the cadet-raising#poor 17 had to write strategy essays or whatever with four 10 yr olds competing to see who can provoke him the most#and a 6 yr old chomping on his ankles#not to mention 16 in the soft wars eu dealing with half of 44's squad on top of his own cadets and probably assorted shebse too
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Im soooo weak to when Bond is like casually being used or exploited at his expense for some ostensible Greater Good except the situation doesn't HAVE to come to that, not really, and he's so inured and even numb to it that he barely pays it any mind; meanwhile, Q absolutely minds and is very indignant on his behalf and works overtime to like either try to avert or forestall the situation before it gets to the point where Bond has to dig his own claws into more of his soft underbelly to offer up on the sacrificial alter of politics of all tawdry things, or to manufacture a way in which he does the needless "needful" so as to spare Bond at least one unnecessary additional wound upon his psyche.
bonus if Bond finds out and maybe after being angry or indignant about it - I don't need you to do my job for me, Q, this is what I'm here to do - and either Q tells him/lets slip or he deduces that like, this isn't Q thinking he can't get the job done, this is Q finding him precious and worthy of protecting, and like. he's just very in awe of that and does in fact feel very safe and cherished within the cradle of his Quartermaster's regard
#00q#of like... yes it's constant surveillance. but also it's like. constantly having a companion & constantly having an all-seeing eye#looking out for you and reaching out to influence your life#I'd imagine it's very like religion (*puts a Bond thought bubble on this*)#it's the Take Me to Church-ism of it all#lmao I didn't start this off as a web-weaving but now I'm weaving it into a web#but yeah in this fic - looked it up it's Playing the Part - this other rando agent is like. is he in your ear rn? the Quartermaster?#and the guy is like. I don't know how you handle it‚ being under his watch all the time. I know he's supposed to be your guardian angel but#I hope I never come to his attention‚ I don't want him to care enough to know a thing about me.#and it's sooo so interesting in the context of Q and this like. pathological need for omniscience we often assign him#cuz yeah it COULD be very oppressive and overbearing#but like. I think it complements Bond's Ambiguous Disorders a lot bc it WOULD read to Bond as Caring#like so much of his life doesn't belong to himself anyway so a lot of the puppeting is old hat#but what a novelty to have someone who does it not because they want something from him or because of what he can do for them#but because they care so deeply about *him* as to want to do right by him and look out for his well-being#also sidebar'ing back but like there's a lot stupid about Business English but 'do the needful' is probably one of if not THE dumbest thing#I've ever heard or seen in my life. like. absolute epitome of garbage bullshit bureaucracy-speak nonsense and I know I'm getting into dicey#territory cuz despite whatever origin it may have had it's seen more today as an Indianism. but still like in and of itself it's such#a dumb phrase. and speaks to such a height of bureacracy & it's like. you don't have to say it like that. there are other words you can use#okay anyway. back to 00q#somehow I've brought this into 'blasphemy but make it sexy. as a treat' lmao but yeah... Q as Bond's wrathful & jealous God....#WAIT another web weaving. Ulysses when Bond is like. no not a guardian angel. Q is his patron deity his household god. mm yes *chefs kiss*
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Caged Again episode 7 + comfort
#caged again the series#that first hug gif is garbage bit i can't look at it anymore. it refused to be sized correctly and was just gigantic for no reason#and is now compressed to shit but whatever#they're still adorable and i love them#sunjunior#joddjeng#nat and ton caged again#the little found family thing that's ramping up is making me very emo
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armand asking louis "is there anything else you want of me? anything else you require?"
#sorry I can't help but love the way men love or whatever#loumand#99% of this book is still garbage Anne rice is shall see you in hell#interview with the vampire#iwtv
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ouhhhh debating whether or not i want to show these but i cant help myself... when im bored i love love love to think up just. poses and activities. for you to interrupt him in. (bottom left excluded this is my doodle page) And i dont think ill do any of these soon anyways. besides the top right one. which you wont see. one million things for him to do..... I can do anything i want.... and i can make /him/ do anything i want.... Is the point of the askbox not just for you to hang around with him during his day? his week?? his year???
#Forbidden to reblog this one. if you see it you see it congrats.#if it circulates i feel less inclined to use these poses. but i swear they look different when theyre pixelated#i cant leave them to never see the light of day because i love them UNpixelated too :-3#and i never know tbh i might not use some of them. that happens a lot.#i can fucking smell it through the screen he is so GROSS but.. it is so fitting.... yeah. he WOULD smell like cigarettes and one#hundred percent smells like sour garbage and black ice trees. Youve convinced me.#I hate that i know that i know what both of those smell like (cigarettes and garbage) and how recent they are in my memory#my favorite character who is ever so gross and yet i still love him#do you think he'd keep an old worn out shirt(s) from (one of) the addisons. WHAT who said that.#iffy on if he would have a day every handful of months or so when he washes his one outfit he wears 24/7 but yknow i can do whatever i wann#typa guy to wear cartoon patterned boxers around on laundry day. with green dollar signs instead of hearts. but i could see hearts.#he saves his cigarette butts for later (snack)#spamton#BuwheArt#[you've got mail!]
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*is hold*
#ROTTMNT#TMNT#leonardo#donatello#michelangelo#april o'neil#rhinociart#we're not gonna talk about whatever's going on with donnie's eyes okay I can't figure out how to fix it#leo and april be like: what if our outfits were twinning tho#I'm sure there's leo x april shippers out there so [blows kiss] for u#meanwhile I'm just shaking them around in the You Coveted This Prison jar THEY'RE THE BEST FRIENDS EVER?????#still learning how to scan alcohol markers in a way that don't look like garbage ack
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well.
I'm 30.
#one minute ago#damn I really REALLY thought I'd have my life more together#I mean to be real I 10000% did not expect to live until 30 good grief#but in my day dreams of 'what I might have been like if I lived to be an adult' this was not it#not still living like an emancipated minor in a 1 1/2 that's not even official it's more of a charity by the people who own the garage#that it's built in#not remembering to eat every day and eating the same 'gotta eat something' random assortment of whatever is in the cabinets#that I've been eating since I was 4#still working 4 jobs and not having my phd yet#literally never gone on one date and still feel too young for a relationship because I don't ever EVER want to be that guy#who doesn't know how to do anything and expects their partner to take care of them#I can barely do laundry and I straight up refuse to do dishes#I buy paper plates and cups#I'm not going to impose that on anyone#I keep thinking when I grow up I can have a relationship but I'm not old enough yet#but buddy I'm a freaking grown up now#30 is no joke#it's official#I just suck.#it's not about age its about being a garbage person#like i would never ever EXPECT my partner to take care of me but in practical terms I would fail at keeping the house clean#and they would pick up the slack becuase they don't want to live in a trash hole and would get mad and/or bitter with me for making them#living alone my bad choices only effect me#when i've lived with roommates in the past this has always been a key point of breakdown#even when I've tried to be extra dilligent I would forget a glass somewhere becuase I planned to reuse it and my roomate would wash it#and be mad that I felt entitled and expected them to clean up after me when I absolutly did NOT in fact I was horrified#that they needed to clean something up after me- I just simply lost track of it. and that was 10000% unfun for everyone involved#I was ashamed 100% of the time and they felt used 100% of the time and no one had a good time
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Me watching people shit on bl3 and ntftbl along with the terrible movie even though I liked both of those games a lot: 👁 👁
#stares at u with my autistic eyes...leave them alone at least they arent whatever the movie was#i could fix them.....the movie is unfixable#its MY hot garbage. mwah mwah mwah#borderlands#borderlands 3#bl3#new tales from the borderlands#ntftbl#ntftb#idk which one still#text#anu save me with your two cool gfs
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yall my jazz conductor said he'd never heard me speak before im-
#just a load of garbage#turns out i yap a lot more at 7.30 pm than 7.30 am#its so funny gang like before a concert usually everyones like stressed and whatever but with jazz ensembles its like#the chillest thing ever#we were fucking around on the whiteboard and discussing which music teachers would win in a fight to the death#then my friend jas drew a fuck around and find out graph#except she said mess around not fuck around#it was like hilarious bc like its obvious shes been trained in improv and comedic drama#but yeah twas a fun time#btw the reason why i never talk on jazz is bc im still pretty new and i have 1 friend and im the youngest there
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relying on games from the mid-2000s and highly optimized source engine games because my computer chokes on a 1080p youtube video
how could this happen my computer was clearly state of the arp in 2016 when i got it
#its only 9 years old come ooooooooon#it couldnt be that i got ripped off when for the first and only time in my life i was aflush with cash#i remember something being off when i specified that i wanted to run gta v at max settings#and the guy was like oh sure this one will be fine and its the cheapest price#typical sales tactic whatever#but when i loaded the game on the newly purchased computer it ran like fucking garbage the whole time so mad still#literally so mad even 9 years later
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oh yeah update on the shelter for my cat, they emailed me back but it's cuz they're moving locations so i won't be able to surrender her till mid january at the earliest.........
#msposts#text#complaining#yeaahhh#and my roommates called me at work like#oh yeah the handyman is calling an exterminator for the roaches to treat hopefully the whole building#and im like it ebetter be cuz im certain the neighbours are adding to the issue here#i mostly see them at water sources in our house and rarely around like our garbage#so im certain theyre eating well somewhere#but then they were like uhhmmm we cant fit all 4 cat carriers into the back of our car and im like you could if u put two on the floor but#ig the issue isnt the space its the fact they just dont want to#told me “figure it out”#my only friends i know here i can ask fer help are super busy and theres still no eta for the guys to spray#and i gotta be otu fer 4 hours min#i cant bring the cats on the bus cuz one is very loud and if i uber anywhre itll be like 40 bucks for the day#assuming anyone will allow me over at all#so im prepping mentally for sitting outside with yowling cats for 4 fucking hours#and i just know the shit ass handyman will give us like 2 days notice and i wont have time to book it off for work#so i wont have enough for bills and will have to scrape by again#so whatever i guess idfk
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Don't bring your negative opinions onto a post not looking for them
Was I thinking the same thing (but enjoying the post anyway)? Yes. I made the conscious decision to say nothing because that's how you be polite to people
The tags devolve into bitching about specific fanfiction petty dislikes
UPDATE I WENT OFF ABOUT TRANSFORMERS CONTINUITY CONVENTIONS AND REACHED 30 TAGS SO I GUESS IT ENDS WITH "I didn't count it initially but Beast Wars is also not an example"
#untagged#vent#delete later#yes t f a doesnt have the mythical prime stuff common in other continuities and people adding it is a bit annoying#my personal fandom beef is when people add soup and give t f a megs any kind of sympathetic backstory like. bestie no.#idr how the ascenticon name factors in but there was another guy who led the decepticons. forgot his name and cba to research rn.#but megatron fucking killed him and took over the decepticons and wants to be evil warlord man (even if transform and rise up goes hard)#yes the autobots are garbage but the cons are still also evil#my other extremely petty gripe is when fics dont know that the reason blitzy is a triple changer and Like That is because of experiments#which were run by 'nia so if you change anything around archa 7 regarding who doesnt leave. blitzy's backstory changes#like there are a couple fics that are older that idc because they were probably from before the almanac said that and also they're one-shots#but anything modern. my petty gripe.#so yeah shoutout to the optimus archa 7 fic i found that makes the deliberate effort to make a new triple change backstory#also it manages to make con!tfa!ratchet actually somewhat believable which i didnt think was possible so im impressed#because in my head it was like 'bee gets framed and bulk follows him or smth + optimus is spider + prowl is more bitter about draft'#whereas ratchet lived through the entire fucking war and would have lost many people to it and the cons do war crimes too#case in point the triple changer program. also using cosmic rust as a weapon. whoever that was. rip tfa rodimus o7#tangentially related pet peeve that was recently revived: blanket statement about optimus and megatron backstory#i dont care if you started with prime. you are doing a mini video essay. 'they used to be friends' is not a multiversal constant.#it is not The Way Things Have Always Been. it started around there but like#tbf i dont know what the fuck is going on with cyberverse aside from season 4 and starscream obtains cosmic power multiple times#or idw2. idk whats going on there except starscream had a mom and sentinel gets the 'you werent as bad as you could have been' star or w/e#being fair and counting earthspark and tfone but excluding those two and skybound (for lack of evidence but its likely more classic g1)#and compressing non-idw g1 into one entity because i also dont know whats going on in the marvel and dreamwave comics#actually no we cant count earthspark we dont actually know shit about their prewar relationship. earthspark also removed from count.#for always-enemies we have g1+tfa+unicrontrilogy for once-friends we have tfp+idw+tfone#i think bayverse would count as once-friends lore-wise but not presentation-wise so its excluded#shit i forgot machinima and netflix existed. i dont know those either.#whatever ive been generous to the once-friends thing. dont remember the translation mess but by english rid01 is enemies#i excluded beast wars but that also counts as *an* optimus and *a* megatron who are always enemies
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If you ever needed a sign that Hollywood is out of ideas and they know it, it's right here:
youtube
And don't get me wrong, ScarJo looks amazing in this role but come on:
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An immediate reboot but keeping the Jurassic World name?
What is it that quote? "Dead things should stay dead?" Yeah. Big time.
Hollywood has always been in it for the money but at least there was some creativity, some originality. Even with the reboots at times. Now, their greed and lack of creativity is just beyond blatant and I don't think any of them give any fucks anymore while thinking the average consumer is beyond stupid. That they could serve up this garbage and we'll glad grab utensils and chow down on it while slipping them money for it. They are literally running on empty as they fast track towards the dollar signs and they refuse to care.
#Hollywood is another institution that should either be “rebooted” or go#so sick of this garbage#I still don't understand how this industry makes billions on the daily#and no one boycotts it or demands change#anti Hollywood#anti Jurassic world rebirth#anti how to train your dragon live action#anti whatever this crap is#Youtube
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oh shit it's getting real
#there's a guy i have been CAUTIOUSLY texting#bc i do not want to rush into anything#but he's a friend and we reconnected (annoyijgly) the day after i got dumped#and the timing is sooo bad#but we really do connect alas lol#anyway we haven't talked abt whatever is going on rlly but we're talking every day now...?#very much getting to know eachother and talking abt our life goals etc (which the guy i DATED FOR A MONTH NEVER ASKED ME ABT)#anyway#i just casually mentioned my character and then he asked me abt it so i told him all abt the stories i'm working on#🤡#that i hope to self publish#like.....nobody outside my family knows that shit that's embarrassing unless it works out 😭#but telling someone abt the story ur writing is so intimate?? even when it's a silyl story#like oh shit this is getting real huh#anyway timing could Not be worse for this#thisnguy asmed me out last summer and i just awlwardly put him off and never got back to him and avoided him for a bit#and he's STILL my friend and he's STILL interested romantically tho so my abandonment issues like this so far#except im afraid he will realize what a flaky bitch i am and thatbhe can do better#also afraid im gonna hurt him bc im not in the best place rn and idk for sure how i feel abt him yet#and idk how to tell him one of his best friends just dumped me after being too embarrassed of me to admit we were dating beforehand#ans also how crushed i was despite only dating for a month 🤪#and slightly cant bring it up bc the other guy didn't want the friend group to know but at the same time should probs bring up#that i am FRESH off a breakup?? with one of his friends??? lol#idk 🤷♀️#i'm enjoying getting to know him and trying to take it slow but my track record in relationships is absolutely garbage#so i'm sure i'm doing this wrong#but whatever#i suppose at some point communication will be necessary but part of taking it slow is beating around the bush a bit i think 😂#but idk#i dont want to put pressure on defining the relationship before i even know what i want lol
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no one on here would be particularly interested in reading poetry i've written, right?
#if im going to be writing poetry i might as well post it so i'm posting it to dreamwidth#but like you guys don't care right. it's not like something anyone gives a damn about right#note: i dislike poetry. i do not consider my poetry any better than most other poetry i've read which is to say i think it sounds bad and#stupid. however many people keep telling me it is actually 'good' and not complete garbage at all. odd but whatever#and i *am* archiving them on dreamwidth because god knows im not saving them for any personal use#i have to do this for a class for the record. i don't typically write poetry nor do i like to#the last poems i've published were done when i was still in high school if memory serves#sorry about the earlier tone of this post i woke up at 6am with a headache. you understand. this was sort of an interest check#i am just (again) not fond of poetry and not any more fond of my own than like. the other greats. keats and stuff. all the same to me#so i cannot by any means gauge these things myself
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