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i think if you go to download something and you have to join a discord server to accomplish that the person who made you do that should be beaten to death

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HELLO ME

MEET THE REAL ME

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kellogg files lawsuit against man who "jacked off into corn flakes"

he is currently awaiting trial

he is expected to be executed by firing squad

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for whom my balls toll

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LOL I just locked something away in my heart

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KEEP LOOPING!!! 99% of timeloopers give up right before the loop where they fix everything and save everyone

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SIT PERFECTLY STILL

ONLY I MAY DANCE

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honestly xena and callisto shouldve just fucked and gotten it over with

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Fuck me.

Own this BCV Original.

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i keep accumulating weed-smoking girlfriends and im not sure whats happening they keep showing up but they never have weed they just keep saying how high they are and they will turn their heads so i can only see their profile and put the joint behind their cheek so it looks like theyre puffing on it from my point of view im scared and i think i might die

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dr pepper is and always will be god tier soda. fuck blue lives.

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you can just hang out in a hospital waiting room, like what are they gonna do

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notice how sometimes i will just disappear

thats because i join packs of wolves to hunt prey

i run on all fours, and we fight for the carcass of a small creature

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the enormity of my desire disgusts me

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and i remember that misty flip over the hut mission specifically because when i was a kid i tried to do it

over

and over

and over and over again

and i finally gave up and looked it up online and people were like "no its just like ridiculously hard for some reason

and i felt SEEN i felt VALIDATED

and to this day i see so many people bring up that challenge or straight-up saying "i put moon gravity on fuck this challenge"

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kona just aint that good of a level in thps4

i respect it because of its accuracy to the real park

I MEAN LOOK AT THIS PHOTO OF THE ACTUAL PARK

damn dude i remember all of these areas in the game i could point to various goals just in this picture i love it

but it doesnt... skate well in thps4 i never felt

i always struggled with getting a good combo going