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i get told twice that i got the job

i get told i passed the background check

i get told orientation starts on tuesday but OOPS, nobody gave me a time, so they reschedule for wednesday

so i go in on wednesday and OOOOOOPS they said the background check wasnt ready for them so already two wasted trips

i get home today from the doctor and find they decided to reject me because of my background check.

thats it. thats just fucking it i give up

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pitbull with no reference

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the trend of modding cj from san andreas into just about any game (but especially one with tons of spectacle) is my absolute favorite

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grove street families: the east coast has changed you cj

cj:

CARL JOHNSON, REMEMBER THAT

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CARL JOHNSON, REMEMBER THAT

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ive been on hold for almost 30 minutes.

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half-life 2 got workshop support??? AND I WASNT INFORMED???

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and if you dont think so i think you should question your own perception of reality

its amazing how easy it is to gaslight people

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its amazing how easy it is to gaslight people

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mad dog mccree is a fucking infuriating game

i love this genre and i love the low-budget feel of the game and its fmv but come the fuck on WHY DO I KEEP DYING IM HITTING THESE PEOPLE

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i long for you sega power strip

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oh fuck yum

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should i consider making and trying a twinkie wiener sandwich at multiple points in my life a high or a low point

the first time i tried it i even dipped it in milk which was absolutely fucking nasty but the other times when i didnt it was. Okay.

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fellas: take your girl on a date at the pool so she can push your head underwater until the bubbles stop

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i wanted to make a donation post because im almost 9 dollars overdrawn but ive made too many

im going to have to return my tv, the only nice thing i have

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IF YOU IGNORE THIS, YOU ARE DOOMING MY FAMILY TO DEATH

I apologize for what I am about to ask.

Hello, I am hamuda from Gaza🇵🇸🍉

Can you donate 5$ or $10 or 20$ or 30$ to me? If you can't, you can share my story.

Every $10 will make a difference to me and my family will be saved from deathI would be very grateful to you. . 🇵🇸🍉💔https://gofund.me/2c2a1766

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A pigeon with one feather sticking out its head.