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“Reacting to the Star power, the door slowly opens.”

mario:

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this is the programmer KNT

those idiots at nintendo are fucking assholes!

die! go bankrupt!

i hate the famicom!!

that idiot mr. t!! ill fucking kill him!!

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nights into dreams is a game that is bad because im bad at it and therefore it is bad

ive tried

ive even played it on the goddamn saturn with that pizza of a controller but sorry

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whats that one jerma quote where he was playing some hard game and died and said something like "HUMAN BEINGS WERE NEVER MEANT TO DO THIS"

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absolutely losing my fucking mind at this spam I got notified about in a google classroom i was in

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come in my butt boys

im done here

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"ill smoke with you but pick up that copy of the fnaf movie at the library on the way home"

"and you also have to watch it"

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got some truly fucked up grapes today

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resident evil 2 on n64 is actually fucking witchcraft

going from a 2 cd playstation game to one 64 MB cartridge and its still like

really fucking good, and a great way to play

but i suck at it

impressive still

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wish i had a chat that said something like

"hey cade, dont just assume that skill point refund thing in the shop in torchlight just gives you the points back with no catch!! IT TAKES ALL OF YOUR SKILLS AWAY YOU IDIOT!!!! STOP!!! STOP!!!!!!"

alas,

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Necromancy Catnip

my new band

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OZZY OSBOURNE DIED??????

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xbox nowadays is giving me sega dreamcast death rattle vibes

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im tired of trying to chase happiness when only misery finds me

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cool. just got lambasted over 50 cents which i paid back

awesome. im so super fucking glad i have people on my side

fucking not

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cool man. bad depressive day

work is fucked up, my ceiling fan broke AGAIN, i got 2 people getting on my ass already

i just cant do this much longer

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hung out with my young cousin today and she showed me "soul bug school" which is the gap between her toy chest and the wall where she secretly puts every dead bug she finds in the house