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My favourite thing ever is when Jason is drawn to resemble Bruce because I KNOWW his ass would HATE it😭😭
Dick: hey Jason you haven’t forgotten our meet u— oh my god are you ok?? What happened?
Jason *rocking back and forth on the floor with a traumatised look in his eyes, whispering in horror* someone mistook me for Bruce in the grocery store today.
Random kid at a charity event pointing at Jason standing grumpily in a corner: who’s that?
Bruce (smiling fondly): that’s my son Jason!
Random kid: he looks like you! :D
Jason: *leaves the room*
Bruce (running after him): jason, Jason they didn’t mean anything by it, Jason, you’re going to jump off a balcony just because of a child’s observation Jason?
#Jason dangling off the balcony sobbing#THIS IS THE WORST EXPERIENCE OF MY LIFE#I CANT TAKE THIS SHIT ANYMORE#I SHOULD HAVE STAYED DEAD ITS TOO LATE FOR ME#WHAT HAVE I EVER DONE TO DESERVE THIS#actually don’t answer that#AGONY PURE AGONY#I WISH I WAS BACK IN ETHIOPIA AT LEAST THAT WAS MORE MERCIFUL#Bruce: *nervously* Jason please step back from the ledge#dc comics#batman#batfam#dcu#batfamily#bruce wayne#dc robin#jason todd#red hood#bruce Wayne and Jason Todd#good dad bruce wayne#shitpost#incorrect batman quotes#incorrect batfamily quotes
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The batkids encountering distressed children and calling them "sweetheart", subconsciously mimicking how Bruce would and will call them sweetheart when they're distressed, and not even realizing it?? Don't speak to me. I can't.
#I was specifically thinking about dick doing this#and it being particularly emotional bc he's the eldest child. the one who had to step in and be batman for while#the one who's practically like a second parent to his siblings and just like.#smth about it hits hard.#bc dick is very different from bruce but he's the eldest so he's also more similar to bruce than anyone in the family cares to admit#and when dick uses that nickname. for a moment the family just sees bruce#and it's heart wrenchingly beautiful#I'm not convinced I conveyed my thoughts well at all but oh well I tried#dc#dc comics#batman comics#batman#batman meta#bruce wayne#dick grayson#nightwing#dc robin#jason todd#jason todd wayne#red hood#batfamily#batfam#bruce wayne is a good dad#bruce wayne is a good parent#tim drake wayne#tim drake#red robin#damian wayne#damian al ghul#cassandra cain
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Tim: You can't just run around here shirtless! Where's your binder!?
Jason: Shit! Where is my...... Did you forget I'm cis?
Tim:........maybe. It's hard not to when your tits are bigger than mine
Damian: You forgot too, idiot
Jason: Why don't you wait until you're taller than my tits before you run your mouth
Bruce: I will give you each $500 right now to talk about anything else
#based on real events#batfam#just siblings being siblings#tim drake#jason todd#red hood#red robin#damian wayne#robin#bruce wayne#bruce is having a bad time#my step dad would probably love to buy my silence#too bad he's poor#trans tim drake
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Teacher: Sorry for being late, in exchange, we'll end the lesson earlier
Jason Todd, aka 'Robin': (●_●)
(internally: *appalled* how can the lesson be shortened when we already began later, the math doesn't add up)
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Jason Todd, aka 'Red Hood', being particularly mad at the Batfam over something: Sorry for being late for the mission. In exchange, I'll end my part of it earlier
#jason todd#red hood#robin jason todd#batman#batfam#batfamily#incorrect quotes#batman incorrect quotes#dc#dc incorrect quotes#incorrect batman quotes#incorrect batfamily quotes#incorrect jason todd#what he means by 'ending my part earlier'?#well nothing of course. it's just a joke#it's just a joke...#...ok#maaaaybe he'll just storm in there and take on the guys himself#remember that time when robin!jason stormed a drug lab and nightwing stepped in and got him out without shutting the lab down?#because they didn't have enough “evidence”?#jason was so appaled. why not arrest them right then and there?#oh btw the quote is based on a true story#a professor of mine said that#he also didn't care if we did the assignments or not. they weren't a part of the grade
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Slightly dark/insane batfam who is overjoyed to have Jason back from death is one of my favorite aus ever. Like imagine Bruce being oh so proud of his son who ended entire gangs and built an empire in a matter of months before he even turned 19. Ofc he's gonna brag to this fellow JL members. His kid is just so driven and smart! Jason has no idea if they were always like this or if his death made them this way but he's not complaining (much).
Ooo that would be interesting!
Like, a Batman who still doesn’t kill and adheres to his moral code but has absolutely no problem if his kids turn murderous. He’s a proud and supportive dad either way, the only rule he has is that they keep it strictly to criminals and leave alone the regular civilians.
He went a little cuckoo when he lost Jason. As did Dick. (And Tim wasn’t sane either way lmao)
#Tim is my little chaos gremlin#Steph isn’t any better#cass is an angel ✨#duke would like to mention that he’s very scared of them all#but still loves them#Damian is pleasantly surprised by his father’s moral flexibilities#but he decides to take the no killing thing as a challenge#the JLA don’t know what kind of shit show they stepped into but they’re glad someone’s handling Gotham#they know the day Bats kills someone is the day the need to evacuate earth lmao#ghost talks#batfamily#jason todd#dick grayson#batfam#robin#bruce wayne#red hood#tim drake#batman#duke thonas#cassandra cain#Stephanie brown#Damian wayne
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I feel like there's not enough selina headcannons, which is fair because she's painted as the main love interest in most media and gets content from that but I don't really see much acknowledgement of her as a member of the batfam within fandom. I'm serious I'll take anything
Strange lady in the house who miraculously spawns cats with her appearance doesn't really pitch in with the parenting but insists on cooking a family meal once a month, that she makes sure they all eat even if they're not in the same room.
Give me weird kinda aunty selina Kyle that used to come around and spoil the older kids when they were younger but the rest don't really know anything about her. Like
Dick: yeah remember when Selina used to come over for date nights and she'd sneak us one of her latest steals
Jason: oh yeah one time I got this massive ruby
Tim: how come I never got anything like that
Jason: *sighs* cause you're lame replacement
Give me stepmom Selina Kyle who Damien literally can't stand, she reacts like the fiance from parent trap. Each trying to annoy the other but she's the person he goes to when he's worried about his animals and she trusts him to help her rehabilitate strays.
Give me a female figure to check in on Cass from time to time even though she thinks she doesn't need it, cause almost everyone in that house uses 3in1 body wash and she can't let the girl suffer (this excludes Dick but you can't tell me that Bruce wouldn't just grunt something about efficency)
Selina spotting Stephanie and Duke around the city and having to remind them that, it doesn't matter that Bruce gave you that as a gift you know better than walking around the narrows with a 2k watch, and taking them shopping in whatever the US version of primark is.
She's grown so much from just a love interest. Just give me Selina and her relationship with the kids outside the context of being someone their dad dates. (I can only take so many "eww they're flirting" jokes)
#parent selina kyle#batman#bruce wayne#dc comics#selina kyle#catwoman#batcat#bruce x selina#batfam#dick grayson#nightwing#jason todd#red hood#tim drake#red robin#damian wayne#dc robin#cassandra cain#black bat#batgirl#stephanie brown#duke thomas#the signal#i love her so much#Like we get it her and Bruce bang but there's literally more to her#Half of these are inspired by my own experience with step-parents
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Our heroes facing off against an overwhelming threat, commissioned by the lovely @aqua-dan! Thank you so much, I had a blast working on this!! ^-^🖤🤍✍️
All characters © DC comics Art © FinzPhoenix
#Baby steps...I'm slowly improving at this whole art thing me thinks u///u#Getting the scale and depth right was so hard omg#and I think I haven't fully managed to nail it as I'm lacking the experience but we're getting there...:')#Commission#Nightwing#Arsenal#Tempest#Aqua Lad#Red Robin#Red Hood#Dick Grayson#Roy Harper#Tim Drake#Jason Todd#Garth#Comic#Comic commission#DC comics#DC universe#DC Batman#Batman#Bat family#batfam#Inking#Finz art#Clip Studio baby! It's so much fun!#Batman comics
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Jason Todd’s “Fuck You Dad” Playlist
“Faith has earned me nothing but a liar’s tongue,
A child’s grief.
Promised the sacrament, but understand-
You will not save me.
You will not save me.
But you’ll consecrate me.”
You believed in Batman, in Bruce Wayne. He was bigger than life, bigger than death…until he wasn’t. Ain’t that the way it always goes with parents?
Daddy didn’t save you, but he’ll sure make you a martyr. Every moment of your life stripped of autonomy and personhood, towards the monument of Bruce’s pain.
It becomes the thing that defines Bruce, because that’s what Bruce does with pain. He puts it in a goddamn trophy case for everyone to see. Bruce doesn’t know how to be anything but ostentatious.
You came back from death, but you’re different now. You’ll never be as squeaky clean. That’s the thing about death- it cleanses all sin. Broken men will never measure up against dead boys. Dead birds.
#the void looked back#batman#fuck you dad#jason todd#Jason Todd’s ‘Fuck You Dad’ Playlist#an ongoing series#bruce wayne#fuck bruce wayne#fuck batman#red hood#robin#chase petra#music recommendation#dc#dcu#comics#projecting your own issues onto fictional characters is the first step to recovery#daddy issues#Spotify
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~ Batman (1940)
The Joker is back for the first time since Batman confronted him for killing Robin. Bruce sends Tim and his class to Japan, with surveillance, even tho Tim is still in training, just to be sure the boy stays safe and far away from the killer clown.
And now, it's just Bruce, his grief and Alfred.
Too often, I see Alfred being portrayed by the fandom as wanting Bruce to have killed the Joker. Right here, you have the proof he didn't. Alfred has killed people, but he doesn't want his son to be a killer. In that way, Bruce and him are similar.
Bruce, however, is thinking 24/7 about killing the Joker. He doesn't want to be a killer, but he wants to avenge his boy so bad. When he thinks about the Joker, he hears Jason's screams, but he also probably did not hear Jason beceause of the explosion, so that means he is coming up with how his boy must have sound. Personally, I LOVE the next part: "I wonder why I don't simply get a gun and shove it in Joker's mouth..." This would be a gory death. And with the lines just before demonstrating that Bruce's imagination has been cooking with all of this, we know Bruce has been visualizing it. Not only does he want to avenge his son, but he wants to make it gory. And as a part of him is ashamed of that desire, another is ashamed he isn't capable of avenging his boy.
But also, the way Jason is described, as "caring, admiration, love". Bruce looking at the memorial while he is described as being embraced by the cold, because without his son, there is no warmth.
Oh, Jason, look at what they took from you... (not Bruce avenging him, but Bruce loving him this much. This Bruce is not the same Bruce as in Under The Red Hood)
#bruce wayne#batman#jason todd#robin#batfam#alfred pennyworth#tim drake#dc comics#my ramblings#Dc I challenge you to describe Jaybin like this again (impossible)#Bruce sould have cried in Under The Red Hood and they both would have been crying but neither would have dare make the first step#he is literally being like “my baby was so good and loving and he took him from me”
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there is no way in hell that anyone can convince me that there isn't a vigilante/gotham bingo and that high school and uni students across gotham aren't participating
MOREOVER
you can't convince me that there isn't like a bajillion tiktok trends based on this
some things that would most certainly be part of vigilante bingo:
selfie with robin(s)
see a villain
get nightwing to do a tiktok dance with you
ask batman about if he thinks the butts match
make a tiktok with spoiler (side note: steph is 100% aware of the bingo trend, and is usually down to make a tiktok as long as she has nowhere else to be)
convince red hood to take you for a ride on his bike (nobody has done this yet, and whoever finally succeeds will be a living legend)
and so many more
i just
ugh gotham civilians have my heart
#batman#gotham civilians#dcu#robin#batfam#nightwing#red hood#gotham university#i can absolutely imagine nightwing slaying tiktok trends#steph brown#steph is a woman of the people for helping everyone get one step closer to bingo
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Me every time I play Arkham Knight and Jason Todd is mean to me
#okay daddy#batman#jason todd#red hood#batfam#dick grayson#tim drake#red robin#nightwing#arkham knight#arkhamverse#batman arkham series#arkham asylum#arkham knight jason todd#please step on me#he could do things to me with that sniper riffle#if you catch my drift
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So patho accounts on twitter steal my memes without a warning, then reddit people come and repost those memes to the subreddit without credit to the said twitter accounts, and finally Instagram pathologic pages screenshot the entire thing and put it on their account without a mention of either of those previous providers.
My only wish is for someone to screenshot the stolen r/pathologic memes and repost it on tumblr—here, with zero credit, so the cycle is completed.
#tempted to do it myself but nay#can't steal from myself and I need it to count#a honourable robin hood please step forward#♧memes#pathologic memes
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Some fans: "Batman doesn't love Jason, he never even tried to avenge his death, he just let's the joker be free"
Batman: (Batman: Hush #7)
He is ready and willing to kill the joker at any time but their are multiple reasons he doesn't and none of those are a lack of love for his son.
#batman: hush#batman#comics#dc comics#bruce wayne#jason todd#red hood#robin#jim gordon#joker#the joker#barbra gordon#batgirl#catwoman#selena kyle#comic panels#comic panel#not to sound like a comic snob but some of yall need to pick up a comic and put down the fan fic#sir is traumatized and constantly reminded of Jason's death. tbh i jasons dead this right up there with his parents in level of trauma#everytime he goes to kill the joker something/someone always steps in the way because a batman who kills the joker is no longer Batman and#eveyone knows it.#batcavescolony reads comics
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I need more mamabat Harley interacting with the Batkids.
Like, she and Bruce go together to refectory but it’s just gonna be adorable when she interacts with the others.
-@azrael-2
YESSS lord i LIVE for batmom harley, truly my life blood.
from saving jason from joker in white knight

to havin a lil heartfelt moment with damien

to the banter she has with tim and dick


not to mention her bestie/mentorship w cas in the bop movie (as ooc as cas was)

she has a few interactions with alfred too, (although its more across pages than single panels)
like shes SO step-mom coded i need more interactions with the bat kids, she's such a sweetie
#harley quinn#bat kids#batfam#step mom harley#batmom harley quinn#jason todd#red hood#tim drake#red robin#dc robin#dick grayson#nightwing#damien wayne#batman robin#mochi answers
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Robin and Raven
This was like my second animation ever of Robin hood. It includes my oc Raven which belongs to my AU
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OMG A SHIO PANEL AWWWWWWJVFTVDRVJPKGDRGDGBPKDRHBPJ IGNORE HIS EVIL DEED IN THE TEXT BUBBLE LOOK HOW PRETTY HIS SIDE PROFILE IS!!!!!!!!!!
#the manifestation worked besties!!!!#my prayers have been answered#i guess wakui didn't want me to show up at his door steps after all#the most handsome thief i had ever seen#I CAN'T STRESS ENOUGH HOW HOT HE IS#so what if he stole his brother's link ? he's like robin hood but the other way around#he's the rich stealing to give to the rich#hold on something is wrong#idk imagine that there is a link between them#what matters is that he's new robin hood of my heart#shit i thought i was over my crush on robin hood#that was so long ago i swear i changed#i'm a better person now#...#something is wrong with this logic but i can't tell what it is#negai no astro#astro royale#shio yotsurugi#daddy shio
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