#step robin hood

[everwalldigan]

My favourite thing ever is when Jason is drawn to resemble Bruce because I KNOWW his ass would HATE it😭😭

Dick: hey Jason you haven’t forgotten our meet u— oh my god are you ok?? What happened?

Jason *rocking back and forth on the floor with a traumatised look in his eyes, whispering in horror* someone mistook me for Bruce in the grocery store today.

Random kid at a charity event pointing at Jason standing grumpily in a corner: who’s that?

Bruce (smiling fondly): that’s my son Jason!

Random kid: he looks like you! :D

Jason: *leaves the room*

Bruce (running after him): jason, Jason they didn’t mean anything by it, Jason, you’re going to jump off a balcony just because of a child’s observation Jason?

[batbusiness-schooldropout]

Tim: You can't just run around here shirtless! Where's your binder!?

Jason: Shit! Where is my...... Did you forget I'm cis?

Tim:........maybe. It's hard not to when your tits are bigger than mine

Damian: You forgot too, idiot

Jason: Why don't you wait until you're taller than my tits before you run your mouth

Bruce: I will give you each $500 right now to talk about anything else

[goodoldfashionedengineer]

Teacher: Sorry for being late, in exchange, we'll end the lesson earlier

Jason Todd, aka 'Robin': (⁠●_⁠●⁠)

(internally: *appalled* how can the lesson be shortened when we already began later, the math doesn't add up)

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Jason Todd, aka 'Red Hood', being particularly mad at the Batfam over something: Sorry for being late for the mission. In exchange, I'll end my part of it earlier

[ghost-bxrd]

Slightly dark/insane batfam who is overjoyed to have Jason back from death is one of my favorite aus ever. Like imagine Bruce being oh so proud of his son who ended entire gangs and built an empire in a matter of months before he even turned 19. Ofc he's gonna brag to this fellow JL members. His kid is just so driven and smart! Jason has no idea if they were always like this or if his death made them this way but he's not complaining (much).

Ooo that would be interesting!

Like, a Batman who still doesn’t kill and adheres to his moral code but has absolutely no problem if his kids turn murderous. He’s a proud and supportive dad either way, the only rule he has is that they keep it strictly to criminals and leave alone the regular civilians.

He went a little cuckoo when he lost Jason. As did Dick. (And Tim wasn’t sane either way lmao)

[brainwashedsmogbreathingprincess]

I feel like there's not enough selina headcannons, which is fair because she's painted as the main love interest in most media and gets content from that but I don't really see much acknowledgement of her as a member of the batfam within fandom. I'm serious I'll take anything

Strange lady in the house who miraculously spawns cats with her appearance doesn't really pitch in with the parenting but insists on cooking a family meal once a month, that she makes sure they all eat even if they're not in the same room.

Give me weird kinda aunty selina Kyle that used to come around and spoil the older kids when they were younger but the rest don't really know anything about her. Like

Dick: yeah remember when Selina used to come over for date nights and she'd sneak us one of her latest steals

Jason: oh yeah one time I got this massive ruby

Tim: how come I never got anything like that

Jason: *sighs* cause you're lame replacement

Give me stepmom Selina Kyle who Damien literally can't stand, she reacts like the fiance from parent trap. Each trying to annoy the other but she's the person he goes to when he's worried about his animals and she trusts him to help her rehabilitate strays.

Give me a female figure to check in on Cass from time to time even though she thinks she doesn't need it, cause almost everyone in that house uses 3in1 body wash and she can't let the girl suffer (this excludes Dick but you can't tell me that Bruce wouldn't just grunt something about efficency)

Selina spotting Stephanie and Duke around the city and having to remind them that, it doesn't matter that Bruce gave you that as a gift you know better than walking around the narrows with a 2k watch, and taking them shopping in whatever the US version of primark is.

She's grown so much from just a love interest. Just give me Selina and her relationship with the kids outside the context of being someone their dad dates. (I can only take so many "eww they're flirting" jokes)

[finzphoenix]

Our heroes facing off against an overwhelming threat, commissioned by the lovely @aqua-dan! Thank you so much, I had a blast working on this!! ^-^🖤🤍✍️

All characters © DC comics Art © FinzPhoenix

[puppetmaster13u]

More Meat Marionette Au?

Body Horror Warning as Usual

Been a while since I pondered the Meat Marionette Au. So have some art for Jason. Because while he might not have died, that flesh puppet was torn apart and the Caves rebuilt it with whatever It could get its claws into.

So yeah, that Joker arc does sort of happen- albeit in Gotham and without Jason running away. And there's consequences for it. Not just for the joker, not just for the bats, but for everyone.

There's a ghost in the Alley, a mass of bone and flesh shambling about in agony. And everyone knows what it once was.

The robins can't die, everyone quickly understands this. But there's something horrific of seeing the result of someone trying to do so. From something ripping one of them apart with metal and fire and scorching flesh away until it has to use whatever meat it can reach to rebuild itself.

Meat Marionette Au is a combo of my Cryptid Batfam & @phoenixcatch7 Possessed Doll Au, Go check them out they post some cool stuff

[shmowder]

So patho accounts on twitter steal my memes without a warning, then reddit people come and repost those memes to the subreddit without credit to the said twitter accounts, and finally Instagram pathologic pages screenshot the entire thing and put it on their account without a mention of either of those previous providers.

My only wish is for someone to screenshot the stolen r/pathologic memes and repost it on tumblr—here, with zero credit, so the cycle is completed.

[batcavescolony]

Some fans: "Batman doesn't love Jason, he never even tried to avenge his death, he just let's the joker be free"

Batman: (Batman: Hush #7)

He is ready and willing to kill the joker at any time but their are multiple reasons he doesn't and none of those are a lack of love for his son.

[waynzel]

I need more mamabat Harley interacting with the Batkids.

Like, she and Bruce go together to refectory but it’s just gonna be adorable when she interacts with the others.

-@azrael-2

YESSS lord i LIVE for batmom harley, truly my life blood.

from saving jason from joker in white knight

to havin a lil heartfelt moment with damien

to the banter she has with tim and dick

not to mention her bestie/mentorship w cas in the bop movie (as ooc as cas was)

she has a few interactions with alfred too, (although its more across pages than single panels)

like shes SO step-mom coded i need more interactions with the bat kids, she's such a sweetie

[undertheredhood]

i think after everything that's happening in gotham war is finally resolved, jason todd should enter his 'manwha villainess revenge era', he honestly deserves it.

(this is in reference to this post, btw)

[riverside--wren]

Funny Batman AU idea:

Jason Todd never becomes Robin, but he still becomes Red Hood. And then Batman sees this up-and-coming teenage crime lord, immediately decides that he’s son-shaped, and tries to forcibly coerce him into getting adopted (much to Jason’s annoyance). Just Batman trying to pspsps this member of FBI’s Most Wanted like a feral cat.

[boughkeeperdain]

The fact its literally an in universe joke

I like to think Jason makes these jokes all of the time as a way to spite Bruce and his 'replacement'. Moreso Bruce. He pretends thats the only reason for it (definitely not a way to cover up his feelings about it and the pain he felt when he thought no one cared)

When Dick first hears one I bet he's fine until he's safely away at home and then he just kinda breaks. Not only would it be a reminder of who he used to be and that legacy, it's a reminder of when they lost Jason which was not a good time for anyone in the family to put it lightly

Tim's just a cynic at this point. He doesn't particularly care for it but all it does is feed his insecurities that he's the only Robin that Bruce himself didn't choose, and that it got taken away from him so easily (I've heard that it was dick that took it from him when Bruce was dead? I'm not the clearest on that I still need to research it)

Steph isn't as bothered by it as the others, purely because she's had the legacy of batgirl to live up to as well as Robin and now is making her way as her own hero. Which unlike Dick wasn't just an act of rebelling or getting some space.

Damian (as untouchable as he may seem) is affected by it because he is the fifth one to hold the mantle. He didn't really pave his own way to become it because he's Bruce's son, in his opinion anyway. He has so much to prove to live up to it but even then when will it be his turn to pass on the mantle to yet another Robin?

Bruce I think is the most affected of all. He'd tell no one, bevause he's emotionally stunted, but its literally a reminder of some of his biggest failures. They're his children and he has deeply hurt them all, as much good as he has done for them. It acts as a reminder of everything wrong he's done and how quickly they all grew up, or missed out on it in Jason's case

Though none of them tell anyone any of this because of course they art Bruce's children. And they can laugh at the joke it just doesn't hit right with them sometimes

[nikikikiko]

part 2 of chapter one is almost done for this fic so lets celebrate with some headcanons!

• Eugene has introduced Leofric to the family once, and Leofric stuck around for a little while before going back to his duties as an Earl. He and Leofric still exchange letters to catch up from time to time

• Gavus fell in love first, but Eugene fell in love harder. I think this is practically canon, but I want to like establish this bc i like it

• Gavus is too paranoid to keep contact with the guy who spoke to him while he was imprisoned, but he hopes that guy is doing well.

• Eugene and Gavus enjoy dancing together, but Eugene enjoys flourishing and showing it off a little while Gavus just enjoys the act

• That being said, Eugene did try to teach Lucilla how to dance and it ended up with her accidentally learning how to dance badly on purpose instead. The session devolved from proper skill to “do you wanna know how to do a sprinkler?” “YES.”

• Gavus and Liberta watching, throwing out comments and Eugene doesn’t need commentary from the peanut gallery thank you

• Liberta attempted to bake Once. Only one time.

• He ended up somehow making molten cookies and he swears they’re edible but not too sure chief that sounds pretty inedible to me

• He’s not allowed to bake anymore (ironic considering he cooks, but cooking with supervision is not baking unsupervised)

• Lucilla ate the molten cookies, rather she ate one

• She could confirm they were inedible and she’s pretty sure she chipped a tooth somewhere in that cookie

• Gavus does the laundry but Eugene mends the clothes. because Eugene cannot be trusted to remember which soaps are for which fabrics and to not mix whites with colored fabric.

• There is a suspiciously pink shirt lying around because of that

• Lucilla back at it again with her disney princess dreams this time she got:

• A deer

• An ocelot

• Two mice found in the kitchen

• A snake

• Another snake

• This snake’s poisonous Lucilla

• She found a squirrel

• Chipmunks she wanted to name Alvedon, Simone and Theodore

• And a rat

• Gavus and Eugene “where IDD YOY GET THESE????”

• Lucilla “the forest :]”

• She does not get to keep them (justice for Lucilla)

• Lucilla and Liberta DEFINITELY get into petty sibling squabbles (“She stole my hairbrush!” “Yeah well you weren’t using it right then and we share the same cooties so!” “It’s the etiquette of not stealing people’s hairbrushes, Lucilla!”)

[violettierre]

OMG A SHIO PANEL AWWWWWWJVFTVDRVJPKGDRGDGBPKDRHBPJ IGNORE HIS EVIL DEED IN THE TEXT BUBBLE LOOK HOW PRETTY HIS SIDE PROFILE IS!!!!!!!!!!

[archeronlochan]

desperately need a comic of Jason and Tim being sarcastic little shits together