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antiyourwokehomophobia2 · 6 months ago
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I wish men had absolutely zero access to lesbians and lesbian content
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eaissilyy · 3 months ago
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POV : You are a cockroach in the King's kitchen. (he's looking for a midnight snack)
Reference from his quick overhead sweep attack, but I do not know which is which because this old man has like a thousand combo hidden in his cloak.
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dykesevika · 12 days ago
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If she’s not a lesbian I’m gonna have the biggest crash out of the century
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turtleblogatlast · 8 months ago
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Every day I’m haunted by the fact the boys happily swim in sewer water
Even if it’s filtered somehow there’s no way it’s not still nasty 😭 Bet they can defeat any of their villains just by accidentally giving them diseases I swear
#rottmnt#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#bless their hearts but they’re nasty#it’s funny because like#each and every one of them has moments#where they’re a typical disgusting teenage boy#and then the next they have STANDARDS#can’t blame Leo for being so determined to go to a spa#even if he nearly licked his own foot that’s prob cleaner than anything else the boys have been up to in years 💀#thank you shelldon for all your hard work cleaning after then 🙏#they’re all gross teenage boys!!!#even Donnie he is NO exception here#bro was DRINKING A BEVERAGE while wading through sewer water he is just as gross as his bros#bro also talks with his mouth full he is no more refined than his equally gross bros fr and I love it#but yeah no way that water isn’t disgusting even filtering it would still leave grime on the walls of the sewer for yearsss#pros of them moving into an abandoned subway system is fixing their sense of smell enough to not be as gross#100% that’s part of why they didn’t mind being so filthy pre shelldon#because I mean they were literally raised in the sewers and they’re teenage boys like that’s a double whammy#THEY ALSO DONT WEAR SHOES#the few times any of them do the shoes are discarded before heading home 💀#I love them tho they are endearing anyhow#April’s immune system must be godlike just being around them fr#honestly no joke Mikey’s probably the cleanest of them all#just by virtue of being a chef#Leo I see as a mixture since he no doubt loves to pamper himself so he’s clean like#a percentage of time before he goes out and ruins his own hard work#Donnie is similar in that he’s just VERY SELECTIVE about what he thinks is too gross#Raph may be more on the stinky end but it’s not his fault he has his stinks and eats things of dubious origin(esp since his bros ate poison)#Donnie and Leo really have the gall to be sick about Raph eating the origami salami but they have no room to talk#all their villains are prob like please stay away from us we have salmonella now
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polite--cat · 1 day ago
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heart-wrenching & beautiful excerpts from the article on esteban ocon
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youngpettyqueen · 3 months ago
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truly a crime we didnt get to see more of Miles' reaction to Julian being augmented because I think he should've punched Richard Bashir in the face
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tokibuns · 5 months ago
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the people have spoken so im gonna share whatever old io art I can find on my phone first!!✌️
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we will of course begin with some classy shipping art ✨️
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here's an oc I've been meaning to revamp: pride! i wanted to give joy a positive friend bc she honestly needs it. 👏 my headcanon is that they're voiced by tina fey (bc joy's va and her are good friends irl!!)
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unfinished brickstar comic thing !!
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A N G E R Y J O Y 😡
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and finally some randomness that i cannot explain 🤪
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louisisalarrie · 1 month ago
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no one fucking helped him and that keeps just repeating in my head
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corviiids · 2 months ago
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why is applying for jobs the most humiliating experience known to humankind i feel like im on my hands and knees begging for employment to fuck me
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zebrashavestripes · 28 days ago
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I FUCKING HATE JULIAN RUSH HE IS THE WORST.
As someone who has been in EMDR therapy for over 2 years, I think I should start with that. It should be physically impossible for a good emdr therapist to allow a patient to experience a flashback during a session. The entire point of this process is to allow the brain to be conscious and alert in the present whilst also processing and remembering the past. A flashback means the patient is fully in the past, not in the present, and the therapist has failed plain and simple.
If a flash back DOES occur, under no circumstance would you ever, ever, ever, grab said patient and HOLD THEM DOWN. this is not "Safe" this usually provokes the patient further (rightly so) because you are VIOLATING their personal space and boundaries. therapy is supposed to reinforce boundaries and people's ability to express them, not push them further. Sofia left immediately after being provoked, and she was right to. I just wish she had never spoken to him again after that.
The fact the Dr. Rush performed intense electro therapy on patients in Arkham??? Whether she had killed those people or not, there is no way electro therapy would have made her better??? What the actual fuck.
HIS ATTRACTION TO HER IS NOT CUTE. Look I see Sofia. I am a lesbian. I have eyes. She deserves all the admiration she gets. But Julian is just so fucking creepy and it's genuinely sickening. He looks at her with this very objectifying and sexual gaze. It's true that she's sexy and powerful, but he is plainly unworthy of her because he doesn't RESPECT her. Not really. He sees her as powerful, sure, but that's not the same as respect. He pushes her boundaries, asks for things he knows she shouldn't give him. He's just plain disturbing.
IN CONCLUSION: I hope she kills him <3
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kissingagrumpygiant · 10 months ago
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u get the vision
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brain-works · 4 months ago
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after seeing the way some of you discuss mental health in relation to Lando, I’ve lost a lot of respect for some fans and drivers. having mental health struggles does not make you weak, and you are not superior for having less visible battles.
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spicymotte · 1 month ago
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Twitter is completely self-destructing right now so I’ll delete my account soon! tumblr is my main source of brainrot but I’m also on bsky and Instagram
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canisalbus · 10 months ago
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ohhhhh mtg god i just realized. machete and vasco are the color of milk and honey
Codename Milk and Honey
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theotherbuckley · 6 months ago
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Okay but Tommy drops out of high school — he told his father he was gay and he told him he could either be homeless or go to military school. He goes to military school and joins the army and he likes flying the helicopters because it means he doesn’t have to do any of the killing himself. And he makes some friends.
There's one guy who's like the squad leader who's a few years old and built like a Greek god and Tommy's young and a little bit in love. And they're friends maybe even family because this whole group of people spend every waking (and sleeping) moment together. And they all talk like a family and they all say they love each other and tease each other and it's nice. And one night it's just the two of them trading a flask of some sort of alcohol that Tommy doesn't know the name of and the man asks Tommy why he joined the army and where he wants to be in five years and Tommy trusts this man. He's half way in love with him so he doesn't even think twice before he tells the story about the time he came out to his family and his father nearly beat him to death before sending him here. And the conversation tapers off after that and he doesn’t register the change in the air but when he wakes up the next morning he’s being dishonourably discharged because he poses “unacceptable risk to the high standards of morale, good order and discipline, and unit cohesion that are the essence of military capability”. He knows what that means.
Tommy joins the fire department because he doesn’t know what else to do. He represses anything regarding his sexuality because he knows now that it’s wrong. He almost feels like he has a family again because his captain seems to like him and some of the guys are cool even if they say things he doesn’t agree with. And then he starts agreeing because maybe they’re right and he’s wrong and he’s just inherently wrong. So he follows their leads and is just straight racist because that’s how he can fit in.
And then a black lesbian woman joins and says she’s a black lesbian woman and Tommy doesn’t understand that either because you can’t be queer you just can’t be because it’s wrong.
But he nearly dies and and an Asian man saves his life and a black lesbian woman comes up with a better idea than any of them had and she tells them she’s no different and she is just as capable. So he improves himself he does and he tries to be better but he still can’t be who he is because the last 2 times he was honest about that he was betrayed.
Tommy leaves the 118 and “don’t ask, don’t tell” is lifted and he meets this guy he likes who likes him back and the 217 don’t seem to have a problem with the gender neutral pronouns and he slowly but surely lets himself open up again and be who he is and when the thing with that guy doesn’t work out because he’s moving to New York and Tommy’s not sure he’s ready to leave, it’s okay because his crew is there and they support him and he can still be himself.
#years later he flies a helicopter into a hurricane for the same people who stopped him from going too deep#into something he didn’t even believe in#and there’s this guy with a birthmark above his left eye and the widest smile there is#and he’s saying absolute nonsense and Tommy can’t help but smile#and there’s this other man too also gorgeous but not his type#who has all the same interests as him and he thinks if anything he’s made a new friend#and then the cute dorky guy calls the next day stumbling over his words saying his name is evan - from the rescue mission#and he asks for a tour of the 217 and Tommy agrees because how could he say no#and then he’s asking to go out but he already has plans but rain check? because there’s something about this guy that maybe…#and Tommy thinks that’s it but then evan turns up everywhere#and then things get a bit funny and Tommy feels like it’s his fault and he has to apologise#so he goes to Evan’s house not expecting anything just to say sorry#and Evans there looking absolutely amazing as always and he’s saying things that Tommy can’t help but read into#and he’s getting closer and closer and Tommy can’t help it#he kisses him and keeps his eyes shut just a moment longer just in case#he doesn’t want to open his eyes and see a disgusted look across Evan’s face so he stays closed just a little longer#but evan just looks like his brain has restarted and he’s nodding and joking when Tommy asks if that was okay#and they’re going on a date#and it hurts when evan says those worlds because tommy has spent long enough in a closet being someone he’s not and hurting people#and he can’t go back there he just can’t and he doesn’t want to be the one to force evan into anything so he leaves#and then he gets a call a stuttered invitation to meet at a cafe and of course Tommy says yes#he doesn’t know what he expects but it’s not this#Evans beaming at him with the brightest smile asking him to be his date to his sisters wedding#how can he say no when he looks like that (as long as he never buys coffee again)#and evan holds his hand even though everyone is around and ok that’s good#he’s late to the wedding and practically dead on his feet but he said he’d be there so he comes and the moment evan sees him#hes kissing him and he’s ok that’s great he could get used to this#bucktommy#911 abc#tommy kinard
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toastgoatteeth · 3 months ago
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I know fandoms are just going to do whatever they want, it’s kind of inevitable, and I UNDERSTAND why twenty year olds want to fuck the stan twins, but anytime I end up seeing fanart or reading a fic of stan with some eighteen to twenty year old, and Stan is written to be an ultra suave daddy or some shit, I laugh a little bit. Because like… not only was stan nervous around lazy Susan in season 1, I DO NOT think this guy would be comfortable dating anyone younger than forty, MAYBE thirty five. He would be disgusted seeing other sixty year old men with grotesquely younger women, I do not think he’d be stoked to sleep around with such young adults. If you were twenty one or something and you confessed your crush to him or some shit, Stan’s brain would go “they’re only nine years older than dipper and Mabel—“ and then he’d get the ick so fucking bad he would want to puke. Like I understand yall, I get it, I’m not saying you’re weird or a bad person for liking either stan twin, but realistically Stanley would not be down to pipe you if you’re in your twenties.
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