#stay dipped

[danandfuckingjonlmao]

phil doesn’t experience fomo because he knows the party starts when he arrives and ends when he leaves 💅

[helpimsleepdeprived]

IS THIS A SIGN OF LIFE FOR "IT TAKES TWO"???????

please dan and phil, please dads, we need "It Takes Two: Part Two Electric Boogaloo"

(thanks to @/iwgttn on youtube for the video!)

[mattodore]

you're begging me to take a bite

[evermorepeyton]

someone said “i have a crush on 2011 square hair dan” to which phil replied “therapy is important” hilarious, yes, but also you lived with the guy at the time, that was your BOYFRIEND

[currentlylurking]

every december I abruptly remember the same fic concept I've had for literal years where Johnny 13 hosts an absolute garbage Christmas Truce party. Like just the worst party ever. It was supposed to be a potluck but there's no food aside from chip dip Danny brought and ghost weed. Everyone is bored out of their minds.

Except Danny saw on the invitation (which was written on a crumpled receipt from Johnny's pocket, purely because Kitty insisted on at least that, and thrown at him mid fight) that he can 'invite whoever'.

So he'd invited Clockwork.

And as soon as Clockwork arrives everyone loses their minds because uhhhh?? hey THE LITERAL GOD OF TIME is here???

[sunburstsandmoonshadows]

Stanley and Sixer!

Sent to Gravity Falls to live with a great aunt they barely know with no warning, the twins have… slightly different reactions. Stanley is not at all impressed with the idea of kicking it around some backwater town for a summer when they could've been working on the Stan o' War. Stanford is also put-out, but is optimistic about finding fun in documenting interesting things in the woods. Their attitudes pick up even more when they discover a spellbook lost in the woods that teaches them that Gravity Falls is full of weirdness and adventure. They both want to discover the two Authors of the spellbook, though each has a secret favorite author they want to meet in particular.

Stanley: With his brash yet suspicious personality, he finds his fun in looking for monsters in the woods with the hopes of beating them up and making a name for himself--a stance the creatures of Gravity Falls don't appreciate much. He feels a growing distance between himself and Stanford and has no idea what to do with it or how to talk to his twin about it, so he masks it with bravado and charm. He constantly thinks of ways to make himself important and interesting, which often blow up in his face. Thinks he's cooler than he really is.

Stanford, aka Sixer: Once he realized that Gravity Falls is a town full of weirdness, Stanford was thrilled by the thought that it might be a blessing in disguise, a place to finally branch out and make friends who won't run once they see his hands. He really, really wants to make friends with anomalies, like one of the sirens that supposedly live in the lake or the boy who claims to be a psychic. This goal combined with his trusting nature might lead him down dangerous paths. At least he has Stanley to help him! Though lately it feels like Stanley has been less honest and more clingy than usual, and it's starting to grate on him...

While Dipper and Ford are paralleled in the show, I feel like Ford as a child would have an attitude that parallels Canon Mabel's better in terms of inciting the plot. They're both enthusiastic to the point of being Too Much, intense, and often convinced they're right above what others think, and I just feel like him having a quest to find friends takes the place of Mabel's quest for a boyfriend very well. Meanwhile this Stanley has the skeptical but investigative attitude of Canon Dipper, and I could see him being the type to want to prove himself a la Dipper vs Manliness, provoking people he really shouldn't provoke in the name of showing who he can be.

[padillacancelled]

dan and phil should do a hear me out cake

[kiivg]

I love Farid x Davrin they’re so good. Ngl I followed your tumblr for them 😭

.TYSM AHHHHH obsessed lmao people actually like my OCs like woag girlie!! My inbox is always open if anyone wants to know more about Farid, I really need to draw him all piratey, which I am going to do soon because that has something to do with something else 🫵😘 someone out there knows what I'm talking about.

.They're still marauding around in my brain, DO NOT WORRY, I'm just on my occasional Vampyr binge, please, people the game is lovely, heartbreaking 😩🙌 Also ngl I've been playing BG3 again so I'm running around with Wyll (he has literally never left my party lmaooo) and doing our gay little dances after every fight.

[revvethasmythh]

honestly, one of my biggest gripes with c3 is that at multiple junctures it felt like it was very likely to develop a more tragic narrative and, with the exception of FCG's death (which was a unique situation for more than one reason) it has not once actually followed through on being tragic. like, this is particularly about laudna's story getting tied up in a little bow and her and imogen's breakup lasting approximately 24 hours in-game. but because it's felt like every (juicy and potentially highly rewarding) tragic narrative thread has been undercut or cut short so far, i find myself looking forward to the next episode with a sort of trepidation that this will happen again. there is immense earned and interesting tragic potential to imogen being possessed by predathos. but at this point, i really do lack faith that the story will follow through, and i'll be left feeling unsatisfied by a pulled punch yet again

[idgaf-war]

im looking through the twitter replies and the tame, non-phan related ones ppl are coming up with are just…. shit they’ve already addressed? Like the pumpkin man, phil leaving wad on a motorcycle, phil’s secret wife, the secret dog, being high in that google feud vid, the fact that they had a fake apartment for filming, it’s all stuff they’ve already said in videos…. so what im saying is it’s gonna be pretty hard to make this video without repeating themselves or just straight up hard launc- *gunshot*

[just-a-girl-with-a-pistol]

Pino showing his emotions for the taking if ya wish. Yeah emotes

[mattodore]

pov your boyfriend asks if you're really not going to stay the night :(

[phannie-by-night]

POV: Every Dan and Phil associated tag was down for 21 hours

[warmsol]

still thinking about this shot 🤒

[qawriterhaley]

why is Lee Know in Split Fiction

[evermorepeyton]

i hate how NOT normal i was about this im sorry