#stay dipped

[ash-and-starlight]

a bit late but @zukki-week day 1 // domesticity!

[danandfuckingjonlmao]

phil doesn’t experience fomo because he knows the party starts when he arrives and ends when he leaves 💅

[mattodore]

you're begging me to take a bite

[currentlylurking]

every december I abruptly remember the same fic concept I've had for literal years where Johnny 13 hosts an absolute garbage Christmas Truce party. Like just the worst party ever. It was supposed to be a potluck but there's no food aside from chip dip Danny brought and ghost weed. Everyone is bored out of their minds.

Except Danny saw on the invitation (which was written on a crumpled receipt from Johnny's pocket, purely because Kitty insisted on at least that, and thrown at him mid fight) that he can 'invite whoever'.

So he'd invited Clockwork.

And as soon as Clockwork arrives everyone loses their minds because uhhhh?? hey THE LITERAL GOD OF TIME is here???

[padillacancelled]

dan and phil should do a hear me out cake

[revvethasmythh]

honestly, one of my biggest gripes with c3 is that at multiple junctures it felt like it was very likely to develop a more tragic narrative and, with the exception of FCG's death (which was a unique situation for more than one reason) it has not once actually followed through on being tragic. like, this is particularly about laudna's story getting tied up in a little bow and her and imogen's breakup lasting approximately 24 hours in-game. but because it's felt like every (juicy and potentially highly rewarding) tragic narrative thread has been undercut or cut short so far, i find myself looking forward to the next episode with a sort of trepidation that this will happen again. there is immense earned and interesting tragic potential to imogen being possessed by predathos. but at this point, i really do lack faith that the story will follow through, and i'll be left feeling unsatisfied by a pulled punch yet again

[idgaf-war]

im looking through the twitter replies and the tame, non-phan related ones ppl are coming up with are just…. shit they’ve already addressed? Like the pumpkin man, phil leaving wad on a motorcycle, phil’s secret wife, the secret dog, being high in that google feud vid, the fact that they had a fake apartment for filming, it’s all stuff they’ve already said in videos…. so what im saying is it’s gonna be pretty hard to make this video without repeating themselves or just straight up hard launc- *gunshot*

[phannie-by-night]

POV: Every Dan and Phil associated tag was down for 21 hours

[warmsol]

still thinking about this shot 🤒

[evermorepeyton]

i hate how NOT normal i was about this im sorry

[blue-rose-soul]

For hazbin hotel au: what if alastor arrives at young age? Let say an incident which both he and his ma die at same time but because of his heritage, he got sent to hell, forced to survive in the streets until he meet Charlie and the rest of the hotel residents. How do you think will happen if he meet Lucifer?

Oh, so an AU of the AU? Sounds fun! Let me think...

Well, my first thought is that Alastor's demon form would be fairly different, since it's so closely tied into the manner in which he died. Buuuuut... I really like him as a deer demon, so I'm going to handwave that away. I'm also going to have him keep his powers associated with radio, despite him not yet having become a radio host, with the justification that listening to the radio shows together with Nicaise and making her laugh by perfectly imitating the radio man's accent were such fond memories for him they carried over to his demon form.

Ultimately, this version of Alastor still becomes the Radio Demon. But unlike the Alastor who died as an adult, nobody knows what the Radio Demon looks like. He's a mystery, known only for his radio broadcasts and striking down Overlords from the shadows. So when this little red kid with deer ears shows up on Charlie's doorstep introducing himself as the Radio Demon, she and Vaggie are understandably skeptical.

That skepticism dies when he blasts Sir Pentious's airship right out of the sky.

Alastor still brings in Niffty and Husk - two of the only people who know who the Radio Demon really is - still fixes up the building, and still acts as the facility manager. But everyone involved in the hotel keeps his identity a secret, at his request.

When Lucifer arrives at the hotel, he's in sheer disbelief that the hotel's manager is this tiny kid. Never mind Alastor frequently pointing out that he's around a hundred years old now. That doesn't really clarify anything for Lucifer who's several millennia old. He's less of a condescending jerkass to Alastor at first, seeing him as a kid, but Alastor doesn't take kindly to being treated like a child. So Alastor does what Alastor does and prods under Lucifer's armor. He starts throwing himself at Charlie, hanging off her arm, acting like a precocious kid and interrupting Lucifer's attempts to bond with her while shooting the King of Hell smug looks.

Charlie finds it a bit weird given Alastor usually acts more like an adult, but she does think it's kind of cute so she allows it. Lucifer is furious. He frequently refers to Alastor as, 'that damn brat,' and casually picks him up and teleports him to other rooms of the hotel for 'a time out' and generally treats Alastor like he's a nuisance, not a member of the hotel staff.

And then... Alastor's parentage comes out.

Lucifer is just as awkward with the childlike version of Alastor as he is with the version who died as an adult. That awkwardness just manifests differently. He keeps trying to make amends by treating Alastor as though he's an actual kid, lavishing him with gifts, inviting him on trips, so on and so forth. Alastor really doesn't think he should have to decline a trip to Lu Lu World more than once. Charlie tries to step in on his behalf, but she's not so great at dealing with Lucifer's awkwardness either.

One of the most insulting gifts is a pet, similar to Razzle and Dazzle, who is supposed to keep Alastor safe.

Alastor explodes.

He died when he was ten and he's been keeping himself safe ever since then, thank you very much! He was strong enough and clever enough to become one of the most feared Overlords in the Pentagram, all without ever showing his face once! And it's been over a hundred years since then! If Lucifer wanted to be his dad, he's about a century too late!

Unfortunately, one of the downsides of being stuck in a child's body is that sometimes his adult emotions are too big for it. All the anger and frustration comes out as tears, which only makes Alastor that much angrier. Lucifer tries to offer comfort, to pull Alastor into a hug, but Alastor melts into the shadows before Lucifer can even touch him.

[mattodore]

pov your boyfriend asks if you're really not going to stay the night :(

[goldensunset]

in my experience i didn’t get interested in kingdom hearts by watching or playing anything first. i got interested by watching people post about cute anime children murdering each other and i was like ‘fascinating. i wonder how this got past the disney censors. let’s find out’

[navybrat817]

Queso dip, lovelies? My daughter really wanted it.

[thewingedwolf]

so mind you, while quinn was busy being down horrendous, cam was snoozing in the corner and popped up out of nowhere

[celestial-artisan]

Alastor: I do not even wish to exchange words with you. Vox: Shall we exchange tongues instead than Alastor: