phannie-by-night

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every day I wake up to new psychological torture designed specifically to target over-invested phannies by Mr and Mr Games

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how waking up and checking tumblr this morning feels

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hey hey hey

Assigning you a song that makes white people go nuts (from experience)

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every day we inch closer to dan openly calling phil babe in a video and i am scared

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"cheers dear", "it's okay honey", "it doesn't matter babe" they hit the fucking pentagon

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can we all go here right here right now tonight. can we go back here.

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I don’t know if this was just part of the show but the llama hat flap ripped off during the boxing match at the Boston show. Rip llama hat

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this whole semi-scripted babe thing goes to show how meticulous they truly are in doing things just to fuck with us. you know they know what they’re doing.

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5 seconds into the preshow, dan's giving birth, he's called mailboxes phallic which is really just not true, there's just lot going on, hashtag titwang,

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idk if I’m reaching or not,,, but this was at tit

if true: they’re stupid.

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Phan is like a sports team. No I will not elaborate

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Best RPF Ship - Round I Hate Every Single One of You

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i had a panicked thought last night that if they were to put out any sort of a hard launch video they better upload that thing in premiere or whatever so no one can skip around the video

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can we talk about the fact that every time someone asks dnp a question along the lines of “what color/fruit/scent/etc would you be” this is how it always goes?

phil: “dan would be bitter dark sad smelly ashy rat man stinky trash filthy ugly rotten silly boy nasty”

meanwhile dan: “phil is vanilla sweet adorable honey sunlight beautiful shiny sparkles pretty boy genius perfect man gorgeous warm cozy wholesome lovely comforting flawless king”

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thank you phil very cool 👍🏻

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My dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😛 this strain is called “phil is not on fire” 😳 you’ll be zonked out of your gourd 💯

Me: yeah whatever. I don’t feel shit.

5 minutes later: dude I swear the cat whiskers come from within

My buddy Timmy pacing: dan howell is lying to us

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born too late to buy a house born too early to go to space born just in time to witness PHAN