#start a revolution

[wholelottatransbians]

Green Valley Chat:

reactions to All Might retirement

FashionVictim: Okay, show of hands, who else 'lost' their All Might? Miss-Direction: Here. Mom was inconsolable for a good few weeks after. SparkleOn: So was Hagakure. She never told me why tho. NotADeku: One of the things that made my summer so... weird, I guess. Didn't help much. TheCoolerBnuuy: It really sucked, huh? Nanomachines_Son: No one really got over it. AmazonPrincess:... I feel I am an unusual outlier here. SparkleOn: Elaborate. AmazonPrincess: Technically, he did retire being All Might. Just not as a Hero. FashionVictim: How did he do that? AmazonPrincess: Alien power ring that transforms hope into energy constructs.

TheCoolerBnuuy: Yeah, that'll do it.

[superficialdomina]

@foxherder say it louder for the people in the back!

honestly more media should portray the anti aging industry as horrific and decidedly unhuman. it IS body horror it IS grotesque it DOES go against nature. it WILL kill you. yes.

[kirbykonka]

“It’s irrelevant to me” or “seen pin too many times”: basic, boring, not cool

“It gives me depression”: very relatable, exciting, very cool

[lazylittledragon]

taking all my american followers by the shoulders. listen to me. just because you have a more promising candidate now doesn't mean you just assume it's going to be fine and don't bother voting. assuming trump wasn't going to win is how you got here in the first place so you go out and fucking vote for harris and give everyone a fighting chance.

also if you're still in the 'they're both as bad as eachother' delirium, please take your head out from between your cheeks and consider that your options are an imperfect president and the literal worst person alive who is going to get masses of people killed. i've said it like this before, but it's like deciding between maybe getting food poisoning or definitely having a brain aneurysm. take your pick i guess but don't be surprised when you drop dead.

[elbiotipo]

Don't want to insult this person but. Again. I literally live in Argentina.

[uwantcheesebro]

Eat the rich and start a recolution. If you become Rich give back to those in need

[alex-the-mediocre]

The trope of man sees woman naked and looks away flustered is cute and I love it

The reverse is also cute and I love it

But why do we don't see a woman looking away flustered by seeing a woman naked as much :(

Think of the potential

[mint-flavoredd]

A-SPECS RISE UP!!! GO FOR THE THROATS!!

[superficialdomina]

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Me: Exercise does not cause weight loss. This is a fact that has been demonstrated so robustly in research that even doctors, who hate and fear evidence, are grudgingly starting to admit this.

Someone reading that post: Cool, but have you considered that exercise leads to weight loss?

Me: I am going to eat you

[tilbageidanmark]

Credit to Edward J. Cabral, who says: Seasons greetings from my family to yours

[wholelottatransbians]

Green Valley Chat: Just Kanna & Nanomachines_Son getting along well.

AlienQueen: So, you're using alien tech to pretend you have a Quirk too?

Nanomachines_Son: Well, I don't know if the nanites are alien in nature, but it honestly wouldn't surprise me if they were.

AlienQueen: Do you also live in fear of Hatsume Mei?

Nanomachines_Son: I swear I saw her with a power drill during the Sports Festival, how did she even get that in?!?

AlienQueen: Wow. Twinsies, I guess..

AlienQueen: You know, I have a techno organic alien that can interface with and improve machines. Want to theorize on how it would interact with your nanites?

Nanomachines_Son: I'm personally offended that you even had to ask. Of course I want to theorize.

[cardo-de-comer]

little velveteen knight

[jensensitive]

the thing is i actually think that soldier boy hooking up with a guy would flip a switch in sooo many straight men's minds

[australet789]

This is Hazbin

This is exactly what is going on with Hazbin

And the fact that Hell's justice system is basically doing the same bullshit Heaven does says a lot on how no so different Angels and Demons are

[biceratops7]

I’m gonna SCREAM-

We’ve already established as a fandom that Metatron could teach a masterclass on gas lighting, but I wanna talk about how he specifically validates the things Aziraphale cares for while simultaneously devaluing them under the surface.

First off, this moment?

Tells us everything we need to know. It sets the scene for exactly the games Metatron is playing. He makes Muriel feel important while openly insulting them (flat out calling them stupid), aka seamlessly reinforcing the idea that they’re less than to both them and anyone else in the room. He knows he can get away with this easily, he knows that Muriel, lonely, overlooked little Muriel, will be completely distracted by the fact that someone so important is taking an interest in them.

This is already horribly clever, but then later on you realize it’s doing even MORE heavy lifting when he appoints Muriel to run the bookshop. “See? What’s important to you is what’s important to me! I’ve graciously taken the time to ensure your beloved shop is looked after by Muriel. You know, the dim one!” …let’s suffice it to say he’s ensnared too birds with one net for this one, and that a pattern is already starting to arise.

So when Metatron says Gabriel came to Aziraphale because he’s a “natural leader” and “doesn’t just tell people what they wanna hear”? Yah he’s full of shit. Aziraphale struggles with his sense of purpose when he doesn’t have someone or something guiding him, and for thousands of years he’s been terrified of sharing his true feelings and opinions to 90% of people he’s known. Completely just trying to butter him up. Wanna know the real reason Gabriel seeks asylum with Aziraphale?

Exactly this. Gabriel just says so point blank. It’s not because Aziraphale is this person for him, it’s because despite knowing nothing, he has this instinct that Aziraphale is the only one who can possibly understand why Gabriel did what he did. He is, I mean as far as we know, the only other angel who has fallen in love. (In general, let alone with a demon.)

But nope, can’t have that. We can throw the promise of restoring Crowley in the mix to sweeten the pot, but we can’t acknowledge why he’d want that so badly in the first place. So now it’s cause they work so well together. We can praise the angel for the fallen archangel Gabriel himself coming to him protection and guidance, give him a gold star. But we couldn’t DARE imply that it was by virtue of Aziraphale’s courage to choose earthly love over heavenly. How Gabriel didn’t need a leader, but a friend who’s truly known the joys of adoring that “particular person” and the pain of needing to hide it.

Cause then Aziraphale would start getting crazy ideas, like that his silly little human feelings have a great deal of worth. That they have the power to inspire, form cracks in the institution, fundamentally weaken what has controlled and harmed him. We wouldn’t want him to know the true value of the cards he holds when he has the ace in a match against you, now would we? After all…

Metatron uses this ingeniously sinister tactic of taking away Aziraphale’s choice while giving the illusion that he’s actually opening up doors. Notice how he tells Aziraphale he would have the authority to do something as extraordinary as turn a demon into an angel, yet he never once puts the much simpler alternative of just working with a demon on the table? The sleight of hand here is that he’s being offered the opportunity to freely be with Crowley… but he’s already freely with him as is, no bargain to be made. In fact he fought to be. Metatron disappears this accomplishment right before our eyes, while seamlessly maintaining the illusion to Aziraphale that he (Zira) is in control.

He sets Aziraphale up for failure by only providing the option he knows Crowley will not only decline but be deeply hurt by. It’s all so cleverly planned. Once this plays out exactly how he wants, he delivers the finishing blow by diminishing Crowley and his “damned fool questions”. Suddenly doing a complete 180 and emphasizing how foolish and troublesome he is. Metatron was offering Crowley by Aziraphale’s side as The Carrot. Now he’s telling Aziraphale it was stupid of him to want The Carrot, un-heavenly.

Aziraphale’s life, love, happiness, it’s all not only a massive inconvenience for Metatron but a liability. He has successfully taken a weapon from Aziraphale’s hands he didn’t even know he had. Metatron sees the writing on the wall, and he wants it contained.

[potatoesarecheese]

A reminder to everyone that we do not cry for serial killers when they are executed.