#aspec military

[banhamm3r-r3al]

huh how did i reach 6 followers

you know what heres some more garlic bread, enjoy

[mint-flavoredd]

A-SPECS RISE UP!!! GO FOR THE THROATS!!

[spooky-theatre-ships]

Guys

I have arrived at the conclusion that I am ✨somewhere✨ on the aro/ace spectrum- but i have no idea where- am I eligible to serve in the aspec military/garlic bread worshippers??

[official-arbys]

World domination. :)

—@actual-aspec-military

World domination!

[aroace-marine-general]

I made a little thing, soldiers!

Pssst... @aristarxs

[aroacesafeplaceforall]

Warning: some asshole is going around spamming people with “don’t call it mafia” again, like there isn’t 6000+ other tags exactly like it… slightly aphobic there buddy you targeting us…

[aro-sp-ace-force]

Info post (Will update later).

Created by @official-denmark in an attempt to become powerful enough to stop the a-specs, and conquer countries to join the danish empire. Also, @/denmark-official is our elite general.

[truly-jcjenson]

do you take custom orders

You have confused me. >:/

[genderfluid-marine-corp]

“If someone asked you out, you’d just about face and march away.”

Very accurate statement regarding me.

[dahfloofysmol]

HELLO. This is the official post for YouTube kids’ surprise party on the 27th of March. Any and all gimmick blogs welcomed!

Some roles we need are:

-DJ [real-pollo-campero]

-great DJ (as per requested 🤨) [spotify-kids-real]

-video jockey [buildabearfr]

-Someone to make the cake [forever21-official]

-Puncher server [big-mayo-official]

-Decorator [barns-and-noble-official]

-Party crasher(s) [officialtinder and youtubefr and actually-kroger]

-Corner Person [Pinterest, yahooo-official, reallytimhortons]

-Person who’s dealing with a crazy sugar high [firewaysubs and zotap]

-Emotional support [walmart and def-bjs-guys]

-Mom [Krista the art program and Canadian tire] AND dad friend

-Birthday person IS taken (obviously lol)

-Someone to bring snacks [incognito-mode-official]

-Ring Leader (person in charge of the games) [totally-official-yahoo]

-person who performs a special but confusing (and overly translated) version of happy birthday [google translate ]

-piñata [firehouse-subs-fr]

-setting off fireworks [google-news-official]

-here for the food and bringing tWO DOGS!!! OMG DOGS!!!!! [swearification-and-cursing]

-person currently trying tO EAT THE CAKE!! STOP THAT!!! [shakespeare-official-account]

- stopping the Cake Eater [wow-google-maps]

- putting spiders (?????) under the cake [true-blue-straya]

- the person that is every bisexuals awakening [it’s-target-official]

-pops in for the last 5 minutes with a card + a store bought cake [the-real-google]

- gay wine uncle [the-McDonald’s]

- creepy uncle (???) [rick-e-chedder-official]

-single rich aunt who disappears every night at specifically 8:00 pm [totally-not-kraft-mac-and-cheese]

-shapeshifts between wine aunt and vodka uncle, and the comic relief [the-one-and-only-duckduckgo]

- bringing lights so we aren’t all dancing in the dark [real-vivaldi-browser]

- summoning Satan under the table with a bottle of whiskey and pancakes (??????????) [definitely-canada]

-person asking weirdly specific and absurd questions [actual-aspec-military]

-the COOLEST cousin [support-speaks]

-cousin who hangs out in the corner and looks like they know something you dont [the-official-publix]

-person who hits on everyone at the party even though they’re already dating 2 ppl [fr-winn-dixie]

-contributes Ziploc® bags [totally-scjohnson]

-bringing burritos [the-real-chipotle]

-YouTube's kids southern aunt who blesses everyone's hearts bc they think theyre dumb most of the time [i-bless-your-heart]

-middle school cousin who argues with anyone and everyone to look cool [wallyworld-the-unofficial]

-gives oil (?????????????) and branded pens as party favors [truly-jcjenson]

-the strange neighbor kid who talks to no one but sings the loudest and brings a weird yet tasteful gift [the-real-aperture-science]

-bringing Walmart sugar cookies [not-really-discord]

-guy bringing the Knives [wheatley-labs-official]

-joining in on the games [totally-official-yahoo]

-the disco ball [jollibee-real]

-that one uncle with lore of untold numbers of deaths involved, and that includes guns [partycityistotallyofficailguy]

And any other role I haven’t stated!! I’ll accept pretty much anything

In case what you pick is already chosen, tag your second option ;p

—>The biggest part of the surprise party is wishing YouTube kids a happy birthday, but in the most creative way possible. In the “ask me” works, but literally anywhere; on your blog or on a post from anywhere (that you know they’d be okay with a little shenanigans) works wonderfully.

->Also, saying happy birthday is awesome, but spicing it up would be more fun!!! Day Of Birth, One of Awakening, Oh Child of the 27th, and any other batshit way to say “happy birthday” would both be awesome and absolutely hilarious.

Again, invite any and all gimmick blogs, and feel free to let me know what you’d want to do! We attack on the 27th >:DD

ADDITIONAL NOTE: sometimes there will be more than one person in each role! I do actively encourage for people to come up with silly and niche roles if you think of one ;D

ON THE 24th I WILL NO LONGER TAKE ROLLS!!!! Spread the word please!

@barnes-and-noble-official @basically-bumble @totallyofficialtacobell @totally-official-yahoo @totally-bing @officialtinder @officially-google-translate @officially-ikea @official-fedex @incognito-mode-official @forever21-offical @officialkfc @kfc-official @k-f-c-official @life360-i-swear @xgames-blog @cars-official @big-mayo-official @bingle-official @the-real-google @the-real-firefox @nasa @wow-google-maps @wallyworld-the-unofficial @walmart-the-official @realgoogleslides @realgoogledocs @yahooo-official @unfortunate-wattpad @firewaysubs @firefox-official @pinterest-real @spotify-kids-real @duothelingo @definitely-wikipedia @firehouse-subs-fr @google-2point0 @gimmick-thief

[bisexual-airforce]

welcome to the bisexual Air Force pilot I'm your chief

Be sure to check out our Playlist and suggest songs to add

The queer military community

Huh your not bi? Well then try the other queer militarys

Aspects: @actual-aspec-military @demi-demolitions @aro-sp-ace-force @the-aplatonic-cavalry @aroace-evils

@electio-aroace-navy @aromantic-detective @the-aroace-attackers @the-real-aromantic-fbi

@cupiomantic-air-force @aromantic-navy @the-aroace-defense @the-official-aro-archers @aroace-army-garlicbread-producer

Bi umbrella: @bisexual-navy @pansexual-spaceforce @pan-warriors @real-omnisexual-military @omni-spaceforce

Trans/non binary: @nonbinary-coastguard @transcoastguard @obviously-enby-airforce @genderfluid-marine-corp @actual-transgender-navy

@demiboy-army @the-demigirl-airforce

No identity: @queer-military-treasury @queer-military-authorities @queer-enby-police-force @official-queer-airforce

Queer County's @indianaspecforces @italian-aspec-forces @britishaspecforces @the-aspec-country @american-aspec-forces

@canadian-aspec-forces @the-agender-archipelago

disabilitys: @disability-submarine-fleet

[official-denmark]

get rabied *chomp chomp bite*

OH NO! HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT THE ONLY THING THAT CAN PERMANENTLY KILL ME IS RABIES?!

I thought I would be killed by the @actual-aspec-military's invasion, but I guess I was wrong. And also they're probably still going to take over my Denmark's government.

[Official Denmark's body turns to dust and their crown, scepter, and sword fall to the ground.]

[aroace-marine-general]

Oh? Hey! How are you? Hopefully good. Welcome to the aroace marines, I'm General Ambrose, pleasure to meet you! I hope my soldiers have greeted you properly, if you've met them already, of course. Well, ad the name suggests, this is the Marines for aroace people! We accept any allies we can, and we're happy if you help us! We're currently invading Denmark with the aces, and I think the aros are joining too! Well, have a good day, and take care!

Oh? What is aroace, you ask? Well, it's the short form for aromantic-asexual, and it refers to individuals who feel very little to no sexual and romantic attraction. No, we aren't heartless, we just don't love you that way.

General Ambrose's information sheet!

🎖️Founder and general of the aroace marines

🎖️Aroace, of course

🎖️Any pronouns except she/her is allowed

🎖️Mod is a minor

🎖️You can also refer to me as Rose or Ambi

🎖️I'm autistic

[acetocrasy]

actocrasy

@denmark-forreal

@aroacesafeplaceforall

@asexual-society

@denmark-official

@official-denmark

@actual-aspec-military

@thegoopershome

[aro-sp-ace-force]

We've been thinking of making a base of operations that's not in a country that's actively being invaded. Does anyone have any suggestions?

[truly-jcjenson]

Why the fuck are You so cool

Because it I am stuck in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean help me I am freezing. /j