#the apl cavalry

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hey, kid...

*opens up trench coat to reveal an extensive collection of pronoun pins*

ya want some pronouns?

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HAPPY SECOND EVER INTERNATIONAL AROMANTIC VISIBILITY DAY

(we can be seen for Today Only)

HAPPY FIRST EVER INTERNATIONAL AROMANTIC VISIBILITY DAY

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honestly it would be such a vibe to kill someone and then gallop away into the sunset aesthetically with their dead body dragging behind me in victory.

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@life--is-not-daijoubu I'm publicly calling you out for giving me like 11 notifications in one day singlehandedly

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aplatonic is when someone doesn’t feel platonic feelings right?

and it’s still a spectrum?

I’m trying to understand better

It is! Like aromantic and asexual, the term aplatonic is an umbrella term that can be used to describe anyone who feels no platonic attraction, feels it less intensely, or just differently! If you want a more in-depth explanation, you can visit the post by aromagni linked below.

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any spaghetti that I eat immediately becomes faghetti

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hey chat since when were the original goldfish the not cheese flavoured ones

These fuckers are literally just fish shaped saltine crackers what the hell goldfish

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Reese's puffs Reese's puffs eat em up eat em up eat em up

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You're under arrest for murdering people and putting people in danger. Come out with your hands in the air 🔫🔫

no <3

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I am immune to your mortal attachments.

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i kinda feel like taking over america and making all the politicians not transphobic or homophobia anyone up to helping me

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THE RACCOON BIRTHDAY 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

FUCK. honestly just FUCK. We missed a very important day yesterday.

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currently reading through all the gimmickverse SCP lore and... I gotta get in on some of that shit

( @scpfoundation-site19 wink wink nudge nudge)

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clothes and titties: feminine

face and hair: masculine

gender assumers: confused

mission: accomplished

hotel: trivago

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anomalocaris my beloved

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do u ever just yawn like

eeeeEEAAAUUUUUUGH