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Inflation is so fucking bad we're fantasizing about stalkers leaving groceries

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IMPORTANT!

It’s the no-internet dinosaur’s birthday!!

Turn off your internet! He has a hat!!

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Is it just me or has [tumblr]’s dark mode changed? It feels… lighter? Or am I going crazy? (This is on mobile btw, I haven’t checked my computer)

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The person reading this is gay

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it is now the 22nd morning of september. do you remember last night

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Amputees With A Great Sense Of Humor

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Little sonic doodle while watching @uttotheegg stream!! (You guys should totally join too)

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Fun fact: the man that popularized the ritualistic handling of venomous snakes in churches, died because he was bit in the middle of a sermon.

I understand why a lot of fantasy settings with Ambiguously Catholic organised religions go the old "the Church officially forbids magic while practising it in secret in order to monopolise its power" route, but it's almost a shame because the reality of the situation was much funnier.

Like, yes, a lot of Catholic clergy during the Middle Ages did practice magic in secret, but they weren't keeping it secret as some sort of sinister top-down conspiracy to deny magic to the Common People: they were mostly keeping it secret from their own superiors. It wasn't one of those "well, it's okay when we do it" deals: the Church very much did not want its local priests doing wizard shit. We have official records of local priests being disciplined for getting caught doing wizard shit. And the preponderance of evidence is that most of them would take their lumps, promise to stop doing wizard shit, then go right back to doing wizard shit.

It turns out that if you give a bunch of dudes education, literacy, and a lot of time on their hands, some non-zero percentage of them are going to decide to be wizards, no matter how hard you try to stop them from being wizards.

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Hey alllll

Guess who has a twitch nowwww

So if you wanna watch me draw, play project sekai badly or just wanna know what my voice sounds like pleaseee check it out!

Id like to get to the point where i can integrate my account with my discord and eventually start streaming with some of my wonderful friends and maybe eventually some of yall?

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