#starring john cena as john cena
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i'm gonna need an explanation on that one.
that's not a sufficient explanation!! this movie is up there w/ the wwe crossover movie. like what's the purpose??
#ooc —♫— mun speaks#//#EXCUSE ME?? BOBBY FLAY?? IRON CHEF AMERICA MAN??#i own that wwe crossover movie btw#starring john cena as john cena#not even the first time the gang has had a wrestling-related mystery. velma & daphne became wrestlers for an episode & velma crushed it
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Everyone’s like “oh boy I can’t wait for firefly drip marketing!!!” and there’s a shimmer in the night sky as something falls from the heavens and everyone gasps and holds their breath and HOLY SHIT ITS BOOTHILL COMING INTO THE RING WITH A STEEL CHAIR!?!?!!!??!
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#I was reminded of this film today since they just dropped the trailer and I didn’t even know it was going to be fully animated#of course it’s got a full star studded cast no surprise there#with CHRIS HEMSWORTH as Optimus and doing a voice without his accent that sounds like he’s a country boy that lives in the city#or some park ranger idk#it doesn’t even sound like him tbh which is good#*edit* JOHN CENA THATS WHO HE SOUNDS LIKE IN HERE#they also made bumblebee a crazy lad too#I’m excited to see that#transformers#transformers one#transformers 2024#my polls#Youtube
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If Doom 1 through 2 through 64 were faithfully remade in a 3 season, R-rated series (detailing the Doomguy’s three act journey through the Phobos and Deimos UAC facilities and Hell itself in S1, his mission to save the Earth from Hell in S2, and his eventual acceptance of a life of demonic bloodshed in S3), I’d love to see an hour long, surrealist episode recreating the story of House of Leaves (and MyHouse.WAD technically) where conquering trials against the Doomguy’s own sanity is the main mission alongside uncovering the story surrounding this House.
#yeah no this isn’t really a myhouse post#sorry I used Myhouse bait for a doom show concept#doom#Doomguy#myhouse.pk3#myhouse.wad#house of leaves#I know people like Doomguy being the silent protagonist that you can project some of your personality into as you play the game#but that doesn’t really work in a medium where you can only watch the character in action and come to understand them#in that regard I’d love to see this gun-lusted uber-masculine psycho be tempered through bloodshed and surreal horror#Alan Ritchson or John Cena would both make an incredible Doomguy#actually just John Cena because I love his more silly bordering absurd roles#like S1’s first episode should lean all the way into the 90s action-star off-the-wall run-and-gun Arnold Schwarzenegger stuff#and then get progressively worse until the final episode ending with that ‘‘…fuck’’ kinda feeling#S3 Doomguy should keep the helmet on the whole time#man does NOT wanna talk about it#I also really REALLY love the suit Doomguy has in that Doom comic so I’d base the general suit design on that#it’s partially similar to John Cena’s Peacemaker getup too which is bonus points for JC
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stop. fucking. killing. all. my. favorite. sad. characters. this "redemption by death" trope has to stop tragic characters do not need to be sacrificed they deserve love & to be happy I'm so tired of this
#john cena#jakob toretto#f9 the fast saga#fast x#fast 10#fast & furious#fast and furious#wwe#adam driver#ben solo#kylo ren#star wars#the force awakens#the last jedi#kathryn winnick#lagertha#vikings#jack davenport#james norrington#pirates of the caribbean
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couldn’t help myself sorry
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the bear season 3 suffering from the “indie show gets super popular and now has to include every celebrity ever in it” disease please keep it in your thoughts and prayers😔
#i thought seven fishes was bad with all the name drop celebrities in it but holy shit is s3 a victim to this#point me to an episode where they don’t have a celebrity guest starring#the john cena scenes were so weird#the bear#the bear fx#the bear spoilers
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I don't know who this is BUT... I like to think it's J0hn C3na bc those tight manly butt-cheeks drive me CRAZY!! 🥵🥵🥵
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Not to brag, but I successfully watched the men's rumble this morning without spoilers 😎😎😎
Cena putting an underdog over in his last rumble is the most fitting way for Cena to start his last run. Fucking love it!!!!
#cena's fucking fab#jey's a fucking star#im so here for this#elle watches wwe#royal rumble#john cena
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crying, cena didn't need to do solo like that 😭😭😭😭
#and the fact that he's having to sell his voice....this is why he's a movie star#smackdown#john cena#solo sikoa
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alright. would anyone be interested in guest starring (GUEST. STARRING.) in my d&d campaign this sunday.
#.din#.txt#preferably as a druid or ranger.#im emphasizing GUEST STARRING because the last EVERY TIME i tried to replace the player we lost two years ago#we get through one session. and then fucking john cena goes and murders their grandma or something.#followup question anyone interested in taking my curse. im sick of it.
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Cinema Starview Presents: Where In the World is Agent Argylle??
When I first heard about this movie, I had no expectations that it would be good, but surprisingly… I kinda liked it!!!
Argylle is about a writer, Elly Conway, played by Bryce Dallas Howard. Elly is a recluse author who is the creator of a 4 part spy action comedy novel, starring the titular character, Agent Argylle (played by my hubby #21 Henry Cavill). While working on her 5th book, she gets plunged into this real world of spies, espionage, and conspiracy that mirrors the imaginative world she’s writing.
The action scenes were comical, like the train scene where the spy, Aidan is fighting everybody and Elly keeps envisioning him as her character Argylle. Aidan and Elly go on hijinx-filled adventures tracking down a file, she overhears a phone call between him and someone else where he threatens to k!|| her. She runs away and the big twist is Elly’s “dad” is Director Ritter, and her “mother” isn’t real. Aidan comes to rescue her, and they go to a wine farm where they meet a friend of his who reveals to Elly that she is the REAL agent Argylle, named Rachel Kylle.
This movie has A LOT of stars in it, including Dua Lipa, Samuel L. Jackson, John Cena, Ariana DeBose, Catherine O’Hara, and Bryan Cranston.
Usually, when you have a movie with so many big names, they never go well, but this one was a pretty good watch. Despite reviews, I liked this film because of its unseriousness, twists, and mass appeal for PG-13 audiences. My only wish is they actually had Henry Cavill, Dua Lipa, Ariana DeBose and John Cena in it a bit more. They’re all over promotional material, however aside from brief scenes or the first 5mins of the film, they no longer appear… which is a bummer because I was intrigued by them and the roles they played. I hope they continue this franchise, but fine tune a few things.
SCORE: 6.5/10 ⭐️
#cinema starview#argylle#kingsman#2024 movies#bryce dallas howard#henry cavill#dua lipa#ariana debose#john cena#samuel l jackson#catherine ohara#star studded movie
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If fortnite is in mario.kart 8
#mario kart 8#spider man#john wick#rick and morty#star trooper#star wars#john cena#meow skulls#mr beast#ninja#twitch#steamers#twitch streamer#YouTube#YouTuber#miles morales#chun li#goku#animation#memes#crossover
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not John John…
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