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ndekvart · 9 months ago
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“Anakin, with all due respect, what the fuck??”
This is THEIR incorrect quote.
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[there is an unresponsive ship drifting in the system] Luke Skywalker: Are you going on that ship? Han Solo: Hell no. Here's the thing: If you see a ship that's not responding to signals, obviously you do have to send some people over. Luke Skywalker: Yeah. Han Solo: BUT, my thought, because I'm a paranoid guy, is that this ship is playing possum, and they're WAITING for people to come over. Luke Skywalker: It's a trap! Han Solo: And when I come over, then they're gonna take me hostage and then use that to get my ship. Pirates, that's what I'm thinking. Luke Skywalker: OR... it's a zoo ship, and the monkeys got out. Han Solo: Han Solo: Or it's a zoo ship, and the monkeys got out.
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i-am-bad-at-blogs · 2 years ago
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"We saw the ad on Craigslist."
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strangerathecinema · 3 months ago
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yes your honor i actually will judge this piece of media by how well it coincides with the lyrics from i know the end by phoebe bringers
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hackedbyawriter · 2 years ago
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from @finnpo3try on twitter
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sardonic-the-writer · 2 years ago
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───── ❝ multifandom masterlist ❞ ─────
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supernatural drabbles -> link
(requests closed: dean, sam, castiel, gabriel, crowley, lucifer)
gorillaz drabbles -> link
(requests closed: murdoc, 2D, noodle, russel)
the umbrella academy drabbles -> link
(requests closed: luther, diego, allison, klaus, five, ben, viktor)
the outsiders drabbles -> link
(requests closed: dallas winston, two-bit matthews, sodapop curtis, ponyboy curtis, darey curtis, johnny cade)
xmen drabbles -> link
(requests closed: charles xavier, erik lehnsherr, peter maximoff, nightcrawler, hank mcoy, logan howlett, marie lebeau, raven)
the boys drabbles -> link
(requests closed: butcher, hughie, soldier boy, frenchie, kimiko, mothers milk, starlight, homelander)
ghostbusters drabbles -> link
(requests closed: lars pinfield, egon spengler, winston zeddemore, peter venkman, dana barrymore, ray stanz)
tf2 drabbles -> link
(requests closed: scout, spy, sniper, medic, heavy, demoman, soldier, pyro, engineer, saxton hale, miss pauling)
total drama drabbles -> link
(requests closed: mike, mal, manitoba, vito, svetlana, zoey, alejandro, duncan, gwen, heather, cody)
the walking dead drabbles -> link
(requests closed: daryl, glenn, rick, michonne)
community drabbles -> link
(requests closed: abed, troy, ian duncan)
gotham drabbles -> link
(requests closed: edward nygma/the riddler)
tmmt drabbles -> link
(requests closed: rottmnt, 2012 tmnt, bayverse turtles, donnie, leo, mikey, raph, casey, april)
dc drabbles -> link
(requests closed: battinson, dano!riddler, cillian!jonathan crane, catwoman)
doctor who drabbles -> link
(requests closed: the tenth doctor, rose)
hazbin hotel drabbles -> link
(requests closed: alastor)
good omens drabbles -> link
(requests closed: crowley, azriaphale)
spiderverse drabbles -> link
(requests closed: miguel, hobie, miles, gwen, pavitr)
buzzfeed unsolved/watcher drabbles -> link
(requests closed: shane, ryan, cc. tinsley, ricky goldsworth)
slimecicle cinematic universe drabbles -> link
(requests closed: charlie, jschlatt, tommy/zommy, the bachelor (wilbur), the bachelor of blood (quackity), florida man, mad scientist, ronald, and the wizard)
chuckle sandwich drabbles -> link
(requests closed: jschlatt, charlie slimecicle, ted nivison)
dsmp/mcyt drabbles -> link
(requests: closed: see list of people i write for in pinned post)
daredevil drabbles -> link
(requests closed: matt murdock, foggy nelson, karen page, frank castle)
the mandalorian drabbles -> link
(requests closed: din darjin/the mandalorian)
potc drabbles -> link
(requests closed: jack sparrow, william turner, elizabeth swann)
bullet train drabbles -> link
(requests closed: tangerine, lemon, ladybug, maria, carver, the prince, the hornet)
suicide squad one & two drabbles -> link
(requests closed: harley quinn, captian boomerang, katana, june moon, the enchantress, the joker, el diablo, cleo cazo, abner krill)
breaking bad drabbles -> link
(requests closed: jesse, badger, skinny pete, jane, saul, gus)
better call saul drabbles -> link
(requests closed: lalo, nacho, saul/jimmy, domingo/krazy 8, howard, gus)
what we do in the shadows drabbles -> link
(requests closed: guillermo, laszlo, nadja, nandor)
star wars drabbles -> link
(requests closed: obi wan kenobi, ashoka, anakin skywalker, padame, lea skywalker, luke skywalker, han solo)
markiplier drabbles -> link
(requests closed: markiplier, darkiplier, wilford, yancy, actor, night, google, host, engineer, pornipliers, damien, eric)
jacksepticeye drabbles -> link
(requests closed: jacksepticeye, anti, henrik, marvin, chase, jj, robbie, greg)
sally face drabbles -> link
(requests closed: sal, larry, ash)
★ > ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ < ★
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scifiisforgirlsgaystheys · 1 year ago
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I’m not saying the Ahsoka show is inspired by Treasure Planet, but the coincidences are coincidenting
[text over Shane: puzzle map, space whales, punk youth finds mentor/parental figure trope, android voiced by beloved actor you weren’t expecting to be in this, villains using portal to travel worth
caption beneath Shane: I’ve connected Treasure Planet and Ahsoka
caption beneath Ryan: you didn’t connect shit
Shane: I’ve connected them]
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fiteandflite · 1 year ago
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My entire taste in media:
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sig-nifier · 4 months ago
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Signifier's Fic Masterlist
A list of all the fandoms I've written for - incase u stumbled here and might be interested - with the fics and their summaries listed below.
challengers
masters of the air
our flag means death
buzzfeed unsolved/watcher
star wars: the acolyte
marvel's eternals
marvel's deadpool
challengers
the art of consumption - patrick x art (NSFW)
The one where Art reveals he's never had a blowjob before, and Patrick jumps at the chance to change that.
There’s silence. A period of mourning for what the night could have been. And then, Patrick says simply, “I’d do it.” Art frowns, not following, and turns his head to look at him. Patrick looks back, the picture of innocence, and slowly shifts his gaze from Art’s face to his hips and back again. Oh. Art chokes on air, splutters out a disbelieving laugh. “You’d suck my dick?” He asks, incredulous. Patrick shrugs. “Already had your tongue down my throat, how different could your dick be?”
masters of the air
make you feel alive - bucky x buck
The one where Bucky is temporarily MIA, and Gale loses his mind.
Through the smoke, and the noise, and the grief, there’s Bucky. There’s blood all down the right side of his face, but his eyes are bright, and when he sees Gale his smile is even brighter. There are so many things he wants to say, so many things he wants to do, but there’s a crowd, and Gale doesn’t think he can find the right words anyway. Not here, not now. What he settles on is eloquent, and he hopes it portrays all of the feeling he puts behind it: “What took you so long?” Bucky’s grin widens. He shrugs his shoulders up to his ears and gestures back towards the poor excuse of a plane. “We took a detour,” he says simply.
summer rain - bucky x buck
The one where Bucky doesn’t cope very well with being a prisoner of war, and Gale is there to keep him grounded.
“Don’t you ever, ever, do something that stupid again.” John thinks if he concentrates he can feel the sharp of Gale’s nails through his jacket. “Our time’s gonna come.” When still, Bucky says nothing, Gale loosens his grip and places his hands softly on either side of John’s head. He places a delicate kiss on his cheek, his forehead, the bridge of his nose. “You gotta stay with me,” he says, pleading. I can feel this, Bucky thinks. Let this be the only thing I feel.
obsessions, and other things - bucky x buck
The one where the war ends, and the aftermath comes with both its good, and its bad.
“They’d have to catch us first,” Gale counters. “They’d catch you.” “Ain’t no bikes around for you to cheat with, Bucky.” Bucky turns to look at him then, a wide grin slowly slinks its way onto his face. He comes close, leans down, and places a long kiss on Gale’s mouth. When he pulls back he says, “I don’t need a bike,” and then he takes off running. It takes a moment for Buck’s brain to catch up, still in the moment ten seconds ago, and then he’s tearing out of the alleyway after him.
wild things - bucky x buck western au (NSFW)
The one where stablehand Gale finds outlaw John “Bucky” Egan bleeding out in his stables.
He takes the final step, lifts the lantern to flood the empty station with light, and sees a man laying on his stable floor. He’s brunette, sweating, breathing unsteadily. There’s blood wiped messily on his forehead, down his neck. Half laying, half sitting up against the stack of haybales Buck keeps at the bottom of this station, he’s got one bloody hand pressed to his right thigh, which is caked with crimson. His other hand rests wearily on the Colt that’s tucked into the waistband of his pants. Gale’s heart jumps, he wishes suddenly that he really did have a rifle, but when the man sees that Buck’s unarmed he raises the hand slowly, in a shaky surrender. - “You got a name?” Buck asks, in an attempt to distract. The stranger swallows and takes a deep breath. “Bucky.” Buck almost pauses in his work. He scoffs and shakes his head. “I’ll be damned.” “Why’s that?” “People call me Buck.” Bucky huffs out a pained laugh, which quickly devolves into a groan. When he’s finished, he says, “Goddamn fate.”
washed clean - bucky x buck
The one where Gale obsesses over cleanliness in the Stalag camp and Bucky does his best to understand.
John watched him work for a while, watched the way the dirt fell off his boot, satisfying-like, onto the steps below. Slender fingers worked the brush back and forth, a constant rhythm. Bucky would have quite liked to shut his eyes and listened to the sound, felt the way Gale’s body shifted with each stroke. He could pretend they were somewhere else – the porch of their own house, a summer day, their dog running around the front yard. He’d tip his head onto Gale’s shoulder, and the blonde would put his arm around him, and nothing would ever haunt them again. Not the war, not the memories, not themselves.
a magic touch - bucky x buck fantasy au
The one where Witch Hunter Gale Cleven is tasked with pursuing John Egan, a dangerous Sorcerer.
The cobblestone floor was melded around his left ankle, pinning him to the ground. He reaches back, tries to peel the stone away with his fingernails, but it’s like trying to pry up the Earth itself; a futile waste of time. Footsteps approach. Gale slowly, slowly, looks up. Above him, Egan is panting. He’s sweating, curly hair starting to stick to his forehead, and there’s an infuriating, amused smile on his pretty face. Gale looks up into that enchantress grin and hates him immensely. “Stuck, are we?” The witch quips lightly, and Gale grinds his teeth. He braces his hands against his thigh, begins to push himself up to standing, but as he gets half-way an unseen power forces him back to his knees. “Let me go,” Gale says through clenched teeth, all the calm of a sandstorm. Egan preens. “Say please.” I am going to tear you apart, Gale thinks. He says: “coward.” It does nothing to wipe the smile from Egan’s face. He crouches down, balances on the balls of his feet in front of him, and tips his head, regarding. “I find you witch hunters much more agreeable on your knees.”
seven miles out of freedom town - bucky x buck western au (NSFW)
The one where Deputy John Egan doesn’t come home for a few days, and Gale sets out to find him.
It had been four years since Gale Cleven had found one “Bucky” Egan almost bleeding to death in his stables, and life had been far better for it. The town of Lemmon welcomed their new Deputy sincerely, a pleasant change to the lawman who had come before him, and Bucky had responded to their acceptance with pleasing smiles and endearing quips. Even brothers, Crosby and Bubbles, had started to fear him less, and like him more. John had slipped into Gale’s world and knocked it out of orbit, into a kinder, softer galaxy. - Rosie’s holding a letter in his hand. “Bucky home yet?” He asks carefully. “I ain’t seen him.” All Gale can do is shake his head, dread building in his lungs. In his peripheral, Curt stands up. “He okay?” Curt asks. “Course he is,” Gale snaps, and then regrets it. He says, softer, “when you known him not to be okay?”
our flag means death
a study from a lighthouse - ed x stede
The one where Stede is a lighthouse and Ed is not immune to its beacon.
They could make plans to leave the life together, Ed would so enjoy the pleasure of running away, and when they see him standing at the dock they would not be frightened but loved and welcomed and expected. In a reversing of roles it is they who would be drawn to him.
your blinding light - ed x stede
The one where Ed meets the man who owns the lighthouse, and they both find everything they've ever wanted.
“Come for a trip?” Stede’s heart is a jackrabbit in his chest and he so badly wants to say yes, god, please yes, because is this not everything he has ever wanted? A kind pirate, who likes his handkerchief and handles his books so gently, with a lovely ship and access to the entire ocean. Someone to laugh with, and speak with who will listen and appreciate. He wants so deeply he fears he may die from the ache. But he is a lighthouse. Lighthouses do not sail the seas, they command them, and Stede’s not sure if he’s ready to make that change just yet. Not while there is work to be done. Not when he knows he will never want to go back.
the day that i met you, i started dreaming - ed x stede
The one where Ed fulfils his promise.
He stumbles down the lighthouse steps, feet and soul equally as eager, and when Stede wrenches the door open he sees Ed, soaking wet with a lamp in one hand, and the other outstretched towards him.
buzzfeed unsolved/watcher
hitchhikers - shane x ryan
The one where Shane and Ryan both stumble across a strange man with strange secrets.
Hitchhiking is dangerous, from both ends of the deal. There's a chance the person who picks you up is a killer. There's a chance you get picked up by a killer. Either way, it doesn't look good. What happens if one killer picks up another? - "Do you have a name?" He asked. “It's C.C.", the man said. And then, like an afterthought, "Tinsley. What's yours?” “Goldsworth." The lie came as easy as breathing. "Ricky Goldsworth.”
the axeman of new orleans - shane x ryan (NSFW)
The one where a certain axe weilding murderer takes a special interest in Ryan Begara.
It was funny, to him, the things he could stand, and the things he couldn’t. He could slit someones throat ear to ear, but he couldn’t touch old food that had been left on a plate overnight. He was fine with the splatter of blood on his face when he’d struck an artery, but he had to hold his breath when taking the trash out. He could take an axe to someones head, deform their skull, and leave them dying, but he couldn’t stand coffee. * Ryan’s out at a bar one night, "jazzing it up", to avoid the axemans wrath. The cute guy sat next to him might know a little more about the axeman than he lets on.
star wars: the acolyte
there's something about power - osha x qimir (NSFW)
The one where Qimir returns to the cave, injured, and Osha plays caretaker.
With the lightest pressure, she hooks her finger underneath his chin, and tips his head up. He goes incredibly easily, and that does nothing to help the power that threatens to course through her veins. Qimir’s lips part, she can feel his soft breath on her wrist, and there’s a look in his eyes that she doesn’t know the shape of yet. Osha leans slightly closer, wants to ensure the cut won’t begin bleeding again, and from there her gaze travels over the rest of his face, past the curve of his cheekbones, along his skin until her look lands on the soft pink of his mouth. Morals be damned. It would be so easy.
darkness ascending - osha x qimir hades and persephone au (NSFW)
The one where Osha is Persephone and Qimir is the God of the Underworld.
There is a man in her garden. Dressed in a long, black cloak; his hair is equally as dark. Slicked back away from his face, a few strands have betrayed him, and fallen into his midnight eyes. Tanned skin, dark stubble atop his upper lip. He’d made no sound as he approached, as if he too had grown from the Earth. He is, Osha thinks, offensively pretty.
marvel's eternals
i like the way your words taste - druig x makkari
The one where Druig makes a habit of kissing the back of Makkari's hand over the years.
My beautiful, beautiful Makkari. Did you miss me? The tip of her chin had been answer enough.
marvel's deadpool
put your money where your mouth is - logan x wade (NSFW)
The one where Logan and Wade go for a little drive in a Honda Odyessy, and then maybe get it on in the driver's seat.
The merc gasps suddenly, scrambling in his seat to sit on his knees. He reaches out with a single finger to poke and pinch at Logan’s neck. “Are you blushing?” “It’s irritation,” Logan bites back, trying to twitch his neck out of Deadpool’s grasp. “There’s nothing wrong with a bit of gentle canoodling, peanut. People like when the meanie goes soft.” Wade turns, and appears to address someone Logan can’t see. “I hear it’s very popular in fanfiction.” “Who are you talking to?” Logan asks, and Deadpool whips his head back round. Gloved fingers still on Logan’s neck, Wade drags them slowly down his shoulder, down past his arm and over his hip. “You,” he says seductively, “later, in your dreams.”
i want you i need you oh god - logan x wade (NSFW)
Logan can’t fucking escape the stupid little group Wade keeps calling X-Force – except they’re not stupid at all. They’re nice. They’re nice to him and it hurts so damn bad that each day he steps closer to leaning his forehead on his fist and hole punching his brain. They won’t leave him the fuck alone. - “You’re crazy,” he laughs, and Wade just blinks at him. “Wow. Cutting words. Not sure I’ll make it.” “Fucking…lunatic.” Wilson’s gaze flicks to a spot behind Logan’s head. “This has to be the worst degrading porn you’ve ever seen.” Then he’s placing his hands on Logan’s chest and guiding him to lay down. “Nighty night, gramps, we’ll find your viagra in the morning.” - The one where Logan doesn't cope very well with living in Wade's world, and friendly neighbourhood Deadpool is there to help.
the bathroom stall blues - logan x wade (NSFW)
Okay. So, new plan. Find a nice romantic bathroom stall and get his head popped off by Hugh Jackman’s biceps, then save the universe. He had a pocket-sized time machine stuffed in the side of his boot. He could afford to do a little sight-seeing. Wade clicks the safety back on his pistol before holstering the gun. He says sweetly, “just kidding. Maybe I could come with you? Preferably more than once, in all kinds of positions.” - The one where Logan leans his forehead against Wade's gun, and Wade puts his plan to save the world on hold.
song for the sleepless - logan x wade
“What was it this time?” He asks, and Wade groans softly, tipping his head back. “Can’t we just have loud sex on the kitchen counter?” He tries. “And wake Blind Al?” Logan mocks. “Do you have a death wish?” “Oh I could finish twice before she even gets her nightie on. Three times when I see her in it.” - The one where Logan and Wade both suffer from nightmares and do their best to help the other through it.
heist heist baby - logan x wade
How they were going to find a single USB stick half the size of Logan’s nutsack he had no fucking idea, but first they had to avoid detection, and that might prove more difficult because Wade was not made for high society. He cuts into conversations, eats so many Hors d’Oeuvres Logan thinks he might be sick, actually laughs when he sees a little bowl of caviar with a little spoon to serve with. He slurps the tiny balls off the spoon before putting the spoon back, and Logan’s going to pop a fucking aneurysm. - “I saw this in a movie once,” Wade whispers, before grabbing the front of Logan’s suit and slamming their mouths together. - The one where Logan and Wade go undercover as a married couple, and do whatever it takes to avoid detection.
tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow - wade x logan (NSFW)
“How many times have we had this conversation?” Logan asks, rubbing a hand over his eyes. Too fucking many, Wade thinks. The table is cool against his skin, and the fork embedded in his hand throbs with a pulsing heat. He thinks he might just stay here for a while, see how the universe kills him like this. Knowing his luck, someone would walk right up and take Logan’s head off, and then he’d have to watch him die, again. Wade loves movies that fuck with time – Days of Future Past is genuinely his favourite X-Men film – but God did it fucking suck to live through one. - The one where Wade gets stuck in a time loop, and he's determined to get Logan out of it alive.
that one bruno mars song - logan x wade
Wade ducks his head into the crook of Logan’s neck, breaths long and deep. It’s warm in the space here, and his nightmare riddled, sleep-plagued mind thinks he’d quite like to move in. “Marry me?” He murmurs, lips pressed to the skin. Logan sighs. “Ask me properly.” - The one where Wade asks five times for Logan to marry him, and the one time Logan says yes.
team-ups, and other inconveniences - logan x wade
“Unlock the chains,” Logan says slowly, barely containing his annoyance. “What’s the magic word?” The merc singsongs. “Blow me.” “That’s not even close.” “Deadpool–“ “Say my name.” Logan blinks. “What?” Deadpool shrugs, throws the key into the air, catches it. He repeats, “say my name.” - The one where Logan goes on missions for the X-Men, and some mutant in a red suit keeps showing up and stealing his kills.
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im-a-disaster-help · 11 months ago
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Looking for moots
Need some new friends to chat to about common interests
I’m 21 in UK
-gaming (usually cozy/farming games but I do play other stuff)
-YouTube (fallen back into the Dan and Phil phase cause of gamingmas 😂)
-trying to pick up crochet but it’s scaring me how complicated it looks
-I love animals and when people have fun facts on them
-music (in a pretty broad sense)
-tv and film (currently binging past eastenders)
-musicals (had a massive starkid phase)
-I collect Funko pops
If anyone is looking for people with similar interests or someone to chat to let me know
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jedi-nurse · 10 months ago
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Ok hear me out, Buzzfeed puppy interview with Eman Esfandi
Literally would be the absolute most wholesome thing to exist
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aew-kun · 5 months ago
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Sweet but like is it endgame because my ass would get murdered- likely- 💀
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C-3PO: What about us? Do we have a panic room or... something? Artoo: [Threepio, every room you’re in is a panic room.]
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sigelfire · 8 months ago
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Trying to cheer myself up, went through the internet...
Idk, maybe this video was uploaded more than once and I am just the last to watch it, but it brightened my afternoon :)
Source
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fluffypinkposts · 8 months ago
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Monthly Tumblr login to see wassuppppppp
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Rendezvous in a month or so (if a black hole has not swallowed me 🤪)
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alligatorpie1945 · 1 year ago
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Choose any of my Completed works to be Printed out and sent to you! Limited Time Offer Expires JULY 31st
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