#original: buzzfeed unsolved
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[there is an unresponsive ship drifting in the system] Luke Skywalker: Are you going on that ship? Han Solo: Hell no. Here's the thing: If you see a ship that's not responding to signals, obviously you do have to send some people over. Luke Skywalker: Yeah. Han Solo: BUT, my thought, because I'm a paranoid guy, is that this ship is playing possum, and they're WAITING for people to come over. Luke Skywalker: It's a trap! Han Solo: And when I come over, then they're gonna take me hostage and then use that to get my ship. Pirates, that's what I'm thinking. Luke Skywalker: OR... it's a zoo ship, and the monkeys got out. Han Solo: Han Solo: Or it's a zoo ship, and the monkeys got out.
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scottishaccentsareawesome · 2 years ago
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(when the Daggers ask Maverick about his time at TOPGUN)
Maverick:...I met some of the most insufferable people - But they also met me. *winks at Ice*
Iceman: *rolls his eyes*
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incorrectpnatquotes · 1 year ago
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Professor Bigfoot: *trying to contact any supernatural entities in the area with a spirit box* Is there anybody even here with me right now? DJ Mothman: I am!
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patrickztump · 11 months ago
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patrick stump appreciation post: feat. pete – 13/∞
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chaossauceart · 1 year ago
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MOTHMAN MOTHMAN MOTHMAN
I fucking love mothman
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clarabellumsart-archive · 2 years ago
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figured I can add some backlog of illustrations I’ve posted on other social media… here’s a fanart of the ghoul boys I did to celebrate the new show!
get it as a print, sticker, or button set here!
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dearearlyarchaeologists · 2 years ago
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Two types of archaeologists
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emdotcom · 1 year ago
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Remember! If you share, more answers will be there.
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redlegumes · 7 months ago
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A conversation I had with my spouse after watching an episode of the GhostFiles
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plasticcyborg · 2 years ago
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""ep 68 pt 2""
""almost 70th""
just call it the 69th episode cowards
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C-3PO: What about us? Do we have a panic room or... something? Artoo: [Threepio, every room you’re in is a panic room.]
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scottishaccentsareawesome · 2 years ago
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(as Maverick starts telling Ice about the current trouble he's in)
Maverick:...Oh, that's just an appetizer, I just fed you a cracker, I'm about to come with the full platter now.
Iceman: Oh boy...
Maverick: And it's not a good platter, so -
Iceman: - Well, it was a nice cracker.
Maverick: Enjoy it, because it's about to turn into a shit-sandwich real quick.
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incorrectpnatquotes · 1 year ago
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Max: Or what, will you haunt me for the rest of my life? Suzy: No, 'cause I'll be dead. Ghosts aren't real! Max: *looks into the camera*
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plant-acts · 6 months ago
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I might be in my artist era...
(Me and my friends Spider-Sonas)
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pseudonym-lux · 5 months ago
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Dinah: Any demons here? Any demons out tonight? Any horny boys?
Stiles: Horny boys?
Dinah: What? They have horns
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stars-and-darkness · 5 months ago
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the tvd buzzfreed unsolved au now has a part two: The Missing Month of Victoria Donovan, so maybe check it out if you feel so inclined
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