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[After Grandpa Guerra passes on] Isabel: RIP, Grandpa, I know you're looking up at me right now. Ed: ...UP? Isabel: Yeah.

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Anti-Propaganda is not allowed. Please only give reasons to vote for something and not give reasons to vote against something.

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Isabel: *to Max* Hey, there's no need to be afraid of spiders. They mean you no harm, they just like chilling in a corner. Isabel: Plus, they help keep your home free of bugs! [Eightfold crashes into the Corner Store from the ceiling, holding a wiretapping device.] Eightfold: I FOUND ANOTHER ONE! Isabel: Good job! Max: *horrified*

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Dad Puckett: Haha, no crazy parties while I'm gone, ok? Max: Ok, Dad. [Minutes later, Dad Puckett is looking through the Corner Store window to see Max set up at the cash register and reading a book.] Dad Puckett: *crying* My son is such a loser...

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reminder that signups close in a few days! if you want to participate this year, make sure to fill out the form soon!

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rick spender… what’s next, ricky boy? richie? dick?

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RICK SPENDER?

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Rick Spender: My, what a beautiful day! Rick Spender: I should bask in the sun and let my mind wander. Rick Spender: *lays in the grass, takes a deep breath in, and a deep breath out, smiling* Rick Spender: I have done terrible things.

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Isabel: That buoy is blocking my view of the sunset! Mr. Spender: Well, you know what they say...BUOYS WILL BE BUOYS! Mr. Spender: *does jazz hands at Isabel* [A short time later] Canon Chief of Police Davy Jones: *showing up to the now-present murder scene* Canon Chief of Police Davy Jones: We can all agree this murder was justified.

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Sophie Sybil: I can accept the ghosts and the spirits. Sophie Sybil: *preparing to take a photo of Davy Jones and Co.* But I'll be DAMNED if I work for the state.

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Johnny: Man, thinking about it, if I ... well, actually... Max: You see, you're learning for the future that thinking is pretty awesome. Johnny: Well, I was CURIOUS! And the fastest way to get answers is by DOING IT rather than ASKING.

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LGBTQ+ Disabled Characters Showdown Round 4, Wave 1, Poll 4

A character being totally canon LGBTQ+ and disabled was not required to be in this competition. Please check qualifications and propaganda before asking why a character is included.

Check out the other polls in this wave and round here.

Ambrosius Goldenloin-Nimona (Novel)

Qualifications:

He’s gay and has facial scarring

Addition by @yrrtyrrtwhenihrrthrrt First I'd like to clear up that he does NOT just have facial scarring!! He has a visible walking disability, requiring assistance to stand and using a crutch. He appears mostly unable to bear weight on the left leg, and additionally the facial scarring visibly obstructs his eye adding possible partial vision loss to the list so. Just gonna leave this here not to let my boy be sabotaged with misinfo lol

Propaganda:

He’s such an asshole it's great. Still very gay though, he gets injured at the end, and also has facial scarring. He’s very different from the movie, much more of an ass, but still interesting.

Valerie Day-Paranatural

Qualifications:

She is Blind and a Lesbian.

she's blind and sapphic

Propaganda:

Agent Day is a Spectral (a humans who can interact with spectral entities like ghosts and spirits, and possess spectral energy, in her case Pink spectral energy) working for the Paranatural Activity Consortium. Her "Tool" (an object possesses by a weakened spirits that Spectrals can use to host spirits an directly use some form of the spirit's powers) is her cane. Due to the influence of the cane being possessed by her spirit partner, "Venus Guytrap" (a giant talking Venus flytrap that emotes through various marble statues wrapped in its vines), it appears as a green cane with a bouquet of roses at the top. As a manifestation of Venus Guytrap's powers, the cane can fire pink arrows that cause whatever they hit to fall in love with the first thing they see until the arrow is removed. As a Spectral, Agent Day can enter a "Heightened State of Perception" to converse & interact with her spirit in a mental state wherein time seems to move at a slower rate, to the extent that it almost seems to stand still for everything except her and her spirit partner (a phenomenon also known as a "Spirit Trance"). Spirit Trances also create an illusory alteration of the world surrounding the Spectral theme around the Spirit's aesthetics, and cause the Spectral's eyes to glow white, but neither of these aspects really affect Agent Day given that she a) can't see the illusory alteration to the world & b) often has her eyes closed anyways, making it so that no one else would be able to tell if she was in a trance in public so long as she stays still and does not talk while being sped-up relative to everyone else. Thanks to this, she utilizes Spirit Trance to occasionally have Venus Guytrap act as a "seeing-eye spirit" to performing certain actions, like reading off of a menu so that she can order lunch during her date with Dr. Mina Zarei.

i'm no good at propaganda so i don't have a lot to say but i think she's very good and also she made a train kiss someone once. what more could you want

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Jeff: Hey, Cody! What are you doing? Cody: A number of trivial activities to distract myself from the meaninglessness of my existence. [Long pause] Jeff: LOL.

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Ed: That's some bad weather up there. [Ed points to the roof of the dojo where Isaac is standing with shades on.] Isaac: Bad boyz for life! Isaac: *starts making rain fall* Max and Isabel, in the background: *facepalm*

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Rick Spender: Waiter! There's a sad man in my beef wine. Val Day: Agent Spender, it sounds like that might just be your reflection. Rick Spender: Oh... Rick Spender: *continues sipping his beef wine while crying*

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Razor Rex: I HAVEN'T BEEN FEELING WELL LATELY. Davy Jones, canonically a doctor: Maybe all the killing and stuff is starting to get to you? Razor Rex: MMMMM, NO, I ACTUALLY HAVE A LOT OF FUN DOING THAT.

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Peekaboo: Peekaboo is bored. Dimitri: Hey, buddy, go find something to do. I'm busy. [A few hours later, cue the events of Chapter 8.] Dimitri: I should've KNOWN this would end with a portal to hell being opened.