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RJ: Jang Mental Health Check-In! How do you deal with your issues? Stephen: [Denial] What issues? Ollie: [Acceptance] I've got some issues. Johnny: [Exuberance] I'd actually love to have more issues! [That concludes the Jang Mental Health Check-In.]

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Ed: *gaming in their room* Grandpa Guerra: *pulls aside curtain to reveal a sunny day* No gaming inside on such a perfect day for training! Ed: *pulls out their Switch and goes outside to game* Grandpa Guerra: They better bring home that lawyer money one day.

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Mr. Spender: Ok, kids, I'm here to talk about conflict resolution. Isabel will assist me. Isabel: *waves* Mr. Spender: Let's pretend you don't have your Tool, your spectral abilities, any of it. How would you resolve a conflict without that? Isabel: ... Isabel: *pulls out a gun* Mr. Spender: ISABEL, NO!!!

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Left-brain Hijack: Hey, guess what? Right-Brain Hijack: Yeah? Left-Brain Hijack: Everyone has held the record for "Youngest Person Alive" at some point. Right-Brain Hijack: ...oh my god, you're a great philosopher.

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Dr. Zarei: ...so I told Valerie, she needs to stop doing everything for everyone else and DO THINGS FOR HERSELF! Patchworm: I have YOU that advice, and you haven't taken it! Dr. Zarei: *keeping a billion secrets, constantly training, and literally figured out how to create spirits to "save the world"* I RE-GIFTED IT!

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Zoey: Dad! Do you have time to play video games? Dad Puckett: Yes! Zoey: Can I pick the game? Dad Puckett: Yes! Zoey: Can I pick the stage? Dad Puckett: Yes! Zoey: Can you let me win? Dad Puckett: *anime glasses flash* NO.

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Ed: Hey, why are you looking sad? Isabel: I was told I'm not strong. Ed: Who said that?? I'll fight them! Isabel: My grandfather... Ed: WHAT?! He has failed you! I'll be your grandfather!!!! Isabel: I... um... ok, thanks.

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[Career Day] Max: What do you want to be when you grow up? Johnny: A NIGHTMARE! Max: ... Max: ...... Max: ............... Johnny: Uh, Max? Max: Sorry, my brain filled with too many jokes about that and just sorta froze.

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[Chapter 5, lunch at the Mayview Mini Mall] Dr. Zarei: *to Patchworm* Everyone has inner demons... Dr. Zarei: And we MUST fight them! [Across the table] Val Day: *casually having a tea party with her inner demon Venus Guytrap in their spirit world*

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[Right brain Hijack finished an "I am thankful for..." Thanksgiving worksheet with "...my family." and drew himself, LB Hijack, and Cody.] Cody: *picks up the worksheet* Awwwww. Right brain Hijack: *sulking* LB WOULDN'T LET ME DRAW THE WII.

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Jeff: Can you do me a favor? Violet: Fine. But I'm only doing this because I like you and respect you as a friend. Jeff: I can live with that.

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[Grandpa Guerra insists that he is good at comforting people.] Isabel: I'm sad. Grandpa Guerra: Just don't be. Isabel: >:( Grandpa Guerra: See? It worked.

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Dad Puckett: I'm a creature of habit. Zoey: Good habits? Dad Puckett: That depends on your definition of "good"! *finger guns* Zoey: Ones that aren't bad. Dad Puckett: Then no.

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Ollie: Johnny, you're screwing up again. Johnny: Okay, wow, um... no? Johnny: I never stopped screwing up in the first place?

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Collin: *conducting an interview for The Newzy with Suzy* So, what are your simple pleasures? Suzy: CHAOS AND DESTRUCTION! Dimitri: And naps.

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Isaac: I'm tired of making friends. I want enemies. Max: *pulls out baseball bat* Then prepare to die. Isaac: NO! Not mortal enemies! Like, casual enemies. Max: Then prepare to live with my passive aggressive remarks. Isaac: Perfect. Max: Oh, IS it? Isaac: >:(

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Mr. Spender: Isabel, why did you give Eighftold a knife? Isabel: To intimidate her foes. Mr. Spender: Haha, what foes could she have? She's just a sweet little spider. Isabel and Eightfold: *both write "Mr. Spender" on their "Foes" list*