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PLEASE take this quiz!!! what og danisnotonfire video are you

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Looking for moots

Need some new friends to chat to about common interests

I’m 21 in UK

-gaming (usually cozy/farming games but I do play other stuff)

-YouTube (fallen back into the Dan and Phil phase cause of gamingmas 😂)

-trying to pick up crochet but it’s scaring me how complicated it looks

-I love animals and when people have fun facts on them

-music (in a pretty broad sense)

-tv and film (currently binging past eastenders)

-musicals (had a massive starkid phase)

-I collect Funko pops

If anyone is looking for people with similar interests or someone to chat to let me know

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Everyone please manifest that @im-a-bi-disaster-help gets a man or woman bc a man has been trash to her

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Don’t know why people switch up so fast 💀😭

FOR YOU 🗑

Not people switching up on eddie and calling him cringe and annoying 💀

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Tagged by the queen above! Thanks bestie love you too 🧡

Relationship status: single and happy to be 👀😂

Favourite colour: it’s always changing but atm it’s aqua.

Favourite food: Shepherds Pie (although I think it might actually be called Cottage Pie when it’s make with beef mince 🤔)

Song stuck in my head: Fight or flight - Conan Gray

Time: 15:00 and I have a night shift soon 💀

Dream trip: would have to say Australia cause I have family over there who I don’t see much.

Last book I read: Perks of being a Wallflower - Stephen Chbosky

Last book I enjoyed reading: Same one I’d say

Book I hated reading: IT - Stephen King (it’s a good book I guess just had too many horrible themes/words and made me upset)

Favourite thing to cook/bake: I love making homemade pizza 🍕

Favourite craft to do in spare time: sometimes I paint or draw stuff. Technically not a craft but I also like to aesthetically rearrange my shelves.

Most niche dislike: when people assume you know what they want you to do and then get mad when you haven’t done it. Like in any situation I need to be told step by step what you want from me otherwise I will not do it. 💀

Opinions on the circus: Never really been if I’m being honest. Kinda creeps me out a bit if I think about it.

Do I have a sense of direction: ABSOLUTELY NOT, maybe to a small degree but I get lost so easily.

I had this all written out then Tumblr crashed and didn’t save any of it but here were are. Don’t know who to tag but feel free to join in :))

Tag 10 people you want to get to know better!

Sweet babies @sweetums0kitty and @abbyyaytes tagged me and I am kicking my feet, giggling and screaming ;-;

relationship status: i'm married, i met my husband on our university course when i was 19 and he was 17 (what he wanted was a plus size goth milf and he got it)

favourite colour: i love pink and black and mustard yellow

favourite food: my death row meal would be a large big mac meal with irn bru

song stuck in your head: cabinet man by lemon demon and don't let's start by tmbg (i am down bad for my arkham riddler playlist)

time: 09:10am (i am avoiding work)

dream trip: we want to go to amsterdam this year so i can get ripped and go to the zoo while my (sober) husband escorts me around

last book you read: true to form it was "history of a drowning boy" by dennis nilsen - i had to check goodreads because i am a terrible reader

last book you enjoyed reading: history of a drowning boy, it's filled with sticky notes of bits i just thought were fascinating

last book you hated reading: anything by adam nevill, what a let down

bonus!

favourite thing to cook/bake: french toast (i can't bake, cooking is art, baking is science and i am no scientist)

favourite craft to do in your free time: i like drawing and i like knitting (can't do repetitive things too long though or my tics come out)

most niche dislike: when you put your shoes on and it makes your socks go tight on your toes as they slide up literally was complaining about that to one of my two irl friends yesterday

opinion on circus(es): i really do not like clowns but come at me freak show was one of the better ahs seasons, maybe the circuses that come to scotland are like...not so good...

do you have a sense of direction: absolutely the fuck i do not

TAGGING as many beaut mutuals as i could see in my notifications (who weren't already cross tagged) because i can do whatever the fuck i want (and pls dont feel pressured to do!): @crowinhell @noodyl-blasstal @gaypetergriffin @dmmaws @paprikaspice @mietko @sugahbabieexo @tomhiddlesmom @yrrejydak @riddlers-den @biohazards0 @kissthegenius @thesnailsarefalling @sassypotatomoose

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@sugahbabieexo

no wonder all that bullshit happened 🥺

Fun fact if you didn’t know: Volume II were the only two episodes EVER that the Duffers wrote ALL BY THEMSELVES in the entire show. So.

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I have never cried so much over someone…

And he’s not even real

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@sugahbabieexo got me to do the which Paul Dano character is your partner quiz and I’m not mad tbh

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I am amazed at the speed in which you made this bestie 🧡

Absolutely beautiful

The Riddler/Edward Nashton HCs by me and @im-a-bi-disaster-help because we adore this incel

· Leaves you cute riddle love notes before work like “it is mine, but only you can keep it. What is it?”

· High-key I think he either kidnapped you because you witnessed him killing someone and you developed Stockholm syndrome OR you were an orphan at Wayne Orphanage like him

· HE IS TOUCH STARVED

· He would be down to fuck on a livestream ngl

· BIG VIRGIN ENERGY, HASN’T EVEN KISSED A GIRL HNGHHH

· Moans at the slightest of female touch

· V incel, probably says misogynistic shit like women should be in the kitchen

o 100% wants a traditional relationship

· Has a breeding kink bc he’s possessive

o THE MAN WANTS YOU FULL WITH HIS BABY

· Before he met you, he would rant about how he doesn’t understand why women don’t like him lol

· Has a copy of The Anarchist’s Cookbook

· Watched YouTube to learn how to fire a gun

o Fell flat on his ass the first time he fired it

o Probably also dislocated his shoulder lmao what a wimp

· Went on the dark web to buy all his equipment because it would look dodgy as fuck if he just went into a military appliance store and purchased the mask and stuff, and duh, you could trace his card details and stuff if he paid on a normal website so he definitely used cryptocurrency

· Would have more than 500 followers but he’s proper top secret about who he lets watch his streams

o Probably has it EXTREMELY encrypted

· Sings Ave Maria to help you sleep at night

· 100% ONLY GOES TO THE DINER LATE AT NIGHT SO NO ONE ELSE IS THERE

· High-key angry if the waitress doesn’t smile back at him. INCEL

· BIG type to make you prove you love him by doing something dangerous

· Call you his angel or sunshine

· Has a shrine dedicated to you

o Polaroids, locks of hair, your used underwear, grainy pictures he snapped from afar

· You have to bring him lunch at work otherwise he simply will not eat

· Lowkey you two would probably wear vials of each other’s blood

· The type to learn your whole schedule and “bump” into you

· Every day, come rain, snow or sunshine, he shows up with a bouquet of flowers for you

· Somehow manipulates you into moving in with him very early on

o Probably plants threatening notes in your letter box and says he’s worried for your safety, please move in

· Let’s get one thing straight – Eddie makes love, Riddler fucks

o ANYTHING GOES WHEN HE COMES HOME FROM KILLING AND HE’S STILL IN RIDDLER MODE

o Eddie is tender, loving, a lil awkward and very inexperienced

· He’s lowkey rubbish at fingering until you have to gently tell him and instruct him

· He’s a fast typer

· He has a really worn teddy bear he’s had since his orphanage days

o AND YOU HAVE TO PATCH IT UP BECAUSE IT’S FALLING APART </3

· If you call him Riddler whilst you’re doing the bed tango, he would simply combust

· He has a photographic memory

· As Riddler, he wants it messy. You choking, gagging, spit everywhere, bind you with duct tape

· When he’s in Arkham he’s sending you so many letters unless you’re in there with him, in which case he’s daydreaming about you 24/7

· He’s a big booby fan

· DOXXES PEOPLE THAT SAY SHIT ABOUT HIM BEING A SIMP FOR YOU HAHAHA

· Definitely stalks his subthread on Reddit and has a 4chan account

· Does a Q&A with the Riddler

· He likes his women innocent but 10000000% devoted. BATSHIT devoted. Take a bullet devoted.

· Incel prick wants you to cook, clean and have his babies, that’s you doing your part to clean up Gotham. Let him do the dirty work baby

· HIGHKEY I don’t believe he wants a smart S/O

o He’s a little incel douche. He wants you under his thumb. At his whim.

o CANNOT HAVE A WOMAN SMARTER THAN HIM.

o He wants you to understand what he’s talking about and be involved but he would highkey be fuming if a woman was smarter than him.

· If he asks you riddles, don’t get them right too quickly otherwise he’ll get pissy and throw a God almighty tantrum

o Just take some time to think about it before you get it right or purposefully get it wrong

o Otherwise he’ll be screaming NOOOOOO THIS IS NOT HOW THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO GO like he did to Batman

· Binge watched Zodiac documentaries and follows true crime channels for inspo the little rat

· Picks at his own skin, unconsciously, likely from stress

· Has a weird giggle and laughs at inappropriate moments

· 100% has sensory issues with food so he always orders takeaways and eats from the boxes to avoid washing the dishes lmao

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Can anyone help us out? We’re trying to write a fic set in high school but none of us know how the classes are timetabled. So if anyone has any info please DM me. We will credit you for your valuable information.

@sugahbabieexo

@imermaidona

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Don’t worry bestie we’re planning this so well 🧡 I’m honestly so excited!!!

i haven’t written fanfiction since I was like 16 but here I am plotting away a multi chapter with @imermaidona and @im-a-bi-disaster-help about a popular!reader and klitz

literally crying bc I think I suck at keeping characters in character. always been decent at setting scenes but never keeping our babies away from being OOC

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PINK BRA STRAP FAN CLUB ASSEMBLE

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HI! I'M A SHOUTY MAN!!

Which Recurring Horrible Histories Character Are You?

new uquiz just dropped

link in my reblog

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Reblog if you: have no intention of using Post+ to put your content behind a paywall,  and  have no intention to pay to unlock any content hidden by Post+ either

I wanna see something.

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POST PLUS IS COMING, WHETHER YOU WANT IT OR NOT!

Despite the fancy survey, changes to the UI and TOS reveal we’re getting the service in the future whether we want it or not. Obviously, Post+ is a terrible idea that is trying to bank revenue on user content. Unlike patreon or onlyfans, tumblr’s primary focus is on FAN content. The legality of this is NOT in the users favor and as the new tumblr TOS states, said users will be entirely liable for whatever legal matters arise.

SO WHAT ARE WE DOING?

Besides filling out the survey, it’s time to show tumblr we mean business and show our displeasure by hitting them where it hurts.

Ad revenue.

We’re proposing a 24 hour log off as phase one of this protest.

WHEN IS THE PROTEST?

August 6th 2021

12 am Eastern Time (US)

4am UTC

5am BST/London

6am Central Europe Time

7am Moscow Standard Time

9:30 Indian Standard Time

12 noon Hong Kong Time/Australian Western

1:00 pm Japan Standard Time

1:30 pm Australian Cental time

2:00 pm Australian Eastern Time

August 5th 2021

11pm Central Time (US)

10pm Mountain Time (US)

9pm Pacific Time (US)

THE END TIME IS 24 HOURS FROM START TIME!!!

So no posting, no queues, no likes, and no reblogs!

WHAT IF I CAN’T/WHAT ELSE CAN I DO?

Like this post and share it AS MANY TIMES AS POSSIBLE. Use the hashtags #tumblrlogoff2021 or #postplusprotest on ANY and ALL social media.

WILL THIS WORK?

Maybe, maybe not. It’s an attempt at doing SOMETHING.

BECAUSE I’M A TIRED IDIOT, USE THIS TO DOUBLE CHECK YOUR TIME ZONE!!!!

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Now, think of the happiest things. It’s the same as having wings.

DISNEY + RAINBOW COLOURS

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LISTEN UP AGAIN KIDS STOP REBLOGGING THIS FUCKING GARBAGE POST. IT IS 100% FUCKING BULLSHIT AND CAN AND MOST DEFINITELY WILL LITERALLY KILL. DO YOU NOT SEE WARNING LABELS THAT SAY “DO NOT INDUCE VOMITING”? THEY AREN’T FUCKING AROUND. YOU CAN FUCKING BURN THEIR ESOPHAGUS BY CAUSING VOMITING, CAUSE CHOKING, DROWNING, OR MAKE IT WORSE! AGAIN DO NOT FORCE ANYTHING DOWN ANYONE’S THROAT. THEY. CAN. DROWN. IF SOMEONE IS LOSING CONCIOUSNESS ALL THE CHIT CHAT IN THE WORLD WILL NOT PREVENT IT AT THAT POINT THEY ARE IN SERIOUS DANGER. “Buuut i don’t wanna take them to the hospital!!!” WELL SUNSHINE GLAD YOU’D RATHER HAVE A DEAD FRIEND THAN A LIVING ONE BUT YOU’RE IN LUCK CALL FUCKING POISON CONTROL. THEY ARE NOT THE COPS. THEY WILL HELP YOU. AND IF THEY SAY GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL YOU GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL. NO EXCUSES. 0. NONE. I have seen this shit cross my dash SO MANY TIMES so PLEASE fucking reblog this and prevent some well meaning idiot from accidentally killing someone they love!