#st polycule

[polyamorous-elevenv2]

Dustin: Motherfuck-,I have to go install this. Lucas, you're in charge here!

Lucas: FINALLY!

El: YEY! *highfives with Lucas*

Dustin:

Dustin, whispering to Max: Don't have to tell you that you're secretly in charge, right?

Max, sighting: obviously.

[sketchy-scribs-n-doods]

the way i'm so desperate for bitches w good taste in this fandom that i just straight smash follow with no hesitation every single blog in my activity feed that i can ascertain likes both eddie AND billy (and their boyfriend steve) lol

[mistermistyyy]

I think we need more Chief Medical Officers in Star Trek like Phlox. Forget curing people with lasers or tiny technobabble pills, I want more alien bat eggs or mutant leeches that cure people's cancer.

[purpleenma]

Made this sketch for my dear @spongynova that I love so much 💜

Please click for better quality because Tumblr is murdering the poor sketch.

*Some background info under the cut.

If you have ever read the official Star Trek cookbook, there's a recipe that's called "Captain Kirk's plomeek soup" and I've always hc that Jim worked on that recipe to adapt it better specifically to Spock's taste.

So I drew the triumvirate here about to try out Jim's version of the recipe, helping out with the chores. Jim is confident in his recipe but Bones likes to jokingly tease him even if the doctor knows full well he'd eat whatever Jim prepares regardless, but he's also thrilled this idea will make Jim eat more vegetables xD Spock is a bit nervous about the changes but deep inside he's also expectant and honoured that Jim took the time to make something thinking of him.

And yes, Jim wears a novelty apron, he has several, some with more femcoded bodies. He chooses which one to wear based on vibes.

I really had a lot of fun sketching this, I might shade it in the future or maybe add some fast colouring, but it will have to wait because I have to keep taking things off my pile of To Dos xD

[polyamorous-elevenv2]

idk but I like that hc, that in their polycule, Mike only dates Will and is in queer platonic relationship with El. 

[mayahawkins]

i think the duffers should take a page from riverdale series finale and make stoncy endgame a la riverdale polycule

[spocks-husband]

Consider. Beverly Crusher and Jean-Luc Picard are in a QPR. Just. Consider it. She does his nails and gives him advice on his weird omnipotent bf. They eat breakfast together every day. They make out sometimes when they're bored. Jean-Luc helps raise Wesley. Jean-Luc is the first person to know about Beverly's crush on Deanna. I just. I. Them.

[quarks-pussy]

Ppl are taking issue with the "statistically the horniest and least romantically committed crew in Starfleet" line on basis of DS9 existing but 1) DS9 is probably disqualified anyway since it's co-run with the Bajoran militia and 2) "statistically" implies "average" and I truly believe the O'Briens pull said average down considerably by being marriage georgs

[clementine-kesh]

miral reaching up to join the hi-five is soooo cute. she needs to be removed from their custody at once

[bronzemettle]

Were Spirkcoy out and proud? What are your Starfleet's rules regarding fraternization and long-term, long-range missions?

The rules exist, and I'm sure there's complicated pages of subsections and addendums, but the summary is not "don't do it", it's "don't get weird about it in a way that stops anyone from doing their jobs right".

Starfleet (whether you argue it's for better or worse) trusts their officers to manage their own emotions, or if they need help, to ask for it. Ship's Counselors are an important and respected position among the crew (and there's more than one. It's its own division, like Engineering). There are no strict rules against who can date/have sex with who else, only rules about how to not let any relationship you happen to be in (with coworkers or otherwise) interfere with your responsibilities to the safe functionings of the rest of the ship. and extensive rules to keep rank & chain-of-command from manifesting into a toxic power dynamic or method of domestic abuse (some canon storylines went differently because of this).

As for the TOS bridge polycule, none of them lied or hid their relationships but Bones was always deeply uncomfortable with public displays of affection (and highly selective about private displays of affection too), including pet names and "I love you", leading to the common misconception for centuries to come of leaving him off the polycule charts, despite the paperwork on file formally alerting Command to his relationships with Kirk and Spock.

Kirk & Spock, tho? Everyone knew them be fucking. And fucking married (even if never legally). By mainstream Vulcan standards the facial expressions alone that Spock gives Kirk regularly cross into pornographic, cartoonish even. The tone he has when he says "Captain", let alone "Jim"?... That man couldn't be more open about his feelings if he had giant hearts for eyes and his heart was beating out of his chest as he slobbers and howls floating through the air behind Kirk.

[sunny-rants]

they are The Most complex polycule to ever grace our screens

[polyamorous-elevenv2]

Max, sighing: You deserve a reward for putting up with me.

El, smiling: You are my reward.

[Few minutes later]

Lucas, hoping for a sweet moment: You deserve a reward for putting up with me.

Max: True, you can be a real asshole sometimes. Good that you're funny and I like you.

[hitrone]

another ocs yay

[tixdixl]

Bring the boyfriend to the hometown, they said.

It'd be fun, they said.

Feat @ramshacklerumble 's Bobbi

[lu-lus-dicks]

Things have been too tame around here. I wanna start some shit, spread some rumours, some misinformation

Guys @ st-alastors-confessional told me they didn't wanna feed me worms, can you believe that?! The nerve of some people! This is true, they DMed me and told me I wasn't worth the worms!

[borgialucrezia]

actually my roman empire is juan borgia's greatest fear being that his family would dislike and abandon him then they ironically ended up doing exactly what he had dreaded the most and it's his family not just hating him but also metaphorically dancing on his grave without even a hint of sentimentality