#spy family quote
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“Yor has a great day everyday. But Loid only has a great day if Yor looks at him.” - idk Bond or smth
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rosa-lilisrandomness · 6 months ago
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Loid: WHOEVER CAUSED THIS MESS IS GOING TO- Yor: It was me... Loid: ... Is going to be forgiven because everyone deserves a second chance.
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philosoforger · 11 months ago
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unhappy-sometimes · 6 months ago
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comic suggestion! Loid tries to teach Yor how to crack an egg. He wears safety goggles. A whole carton of eggs later, she succeeds without smashing the egg to smithereens. Heheh I am frying eggs right now
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i took some creative liberties. always nice to see you in my inbox, cantarteincminor!
new artstyle who dis? jk im just doing this crazy thing where i spend more than twenty seconds on a panel. crazy, right?
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volno-pesh · 6 months ago
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Engineer: I wish I didn't know my dad too...
Scout: what-
Engineer: What.
The original incorrect quote was about relationship but I changed it (I read it wrong first few times-) to fit that family
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naarinn · 1 year ago
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thirdlotusprince3 · 8 months ago
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Loid: When I see initials carved into a tree with a heart I think it’s so romantic. Two lovers on a date... one of them carrying a knife for some reason.
Yor: *Proceeds to hide her knife*
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calistyksart · 2 years ago
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Based on this post by @foxtamer113
Btw I love sxf incorrect quotes lol!
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skully-and-co · 2 years ago
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Yor : *treating Anya's wound*
Yor : You know, Anya, my mother once taught me to kiss a wound so it will heal faster ^^
Loid : /overhears/
Loid :
Loid : Frankie.
Loid : I want you to punch me in the face. As hard as you can.
Frankie : Say no more, bish.
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fortuitousfolly · 1 month ago
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*what's something amazing in theory but disappointing in reality?*
Emile: donut flavoured soda
Ewen: animals in space
Anya: mint flavoured choco
Becky: men
Damain: unconditional parental love
Everyone: .......
Becky: guess we know what we're getting you for Christmas
Ewen: yea, therapy
*bonus*
Damain: WHY IS THERE A HUMAN SHAPED PRESENT UNDER THE TREE AHHH- oh hi pops
Loid: hello?
Anya: you can have the updated version, this one makes hamburg steaks and DOESNT give out generational trauma!!!!
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fattuccini-afraido · 7 months ago
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*at a zoo*
Anya: what are they in for?
Loid: Anya, this isn't prison.
Anya: So they can leave?
Loid: No, but-
Anya, pointing at a meerkat: I bet that one murdered someone.
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ap-kinda-lit · 5 months ago
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Yor: I had to go to the school today to see Anya’s teacher because it seems like she hasn't turned in any of her math homework for the past two weeks.
Loid: I see, and how did she explain this?
Yor: Well, she’s had a lot of extra responsibility around here since you died.
Loid: Did I suffer?
Yor: No. Sniper. Clean shot.
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rosa-lilisrandomness · 8 days ago
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Loid: Valentine’s day is just a consumerist holiday that holds no real value other than drive people insane buying heart shaped chocolates for their significant others and pos- Yor: I...wrote you a poem... Loid, trying not to tear up: ...Really?
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philosoforger · 9 months ago
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queer-cartoons-quotes · 6 months ago
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Damian: I'm asking permission to marry your daughter.
Loyd: What is this, the dark ages?
Loyd: You know what? Since you’ve asked, no you can’t. Beat me in a duel first.
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gameguy20100 · 25 days ago
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Yor: *Massacres a whole room of armed thugs without a scratch.*
Fiona: *Demolishes multiple teams at tennis while getting a bit sweaty at worst.
Loid: So, are all women like this or just the ones I know?
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