#spy family quote

[characterssaythedarnestthings]

“Yor has a great day everyday. But Loid only has a great day if Yor looks at him.” - idk Bond or smth

[rosa-lilisrandomness]

Loid: WHOEVER CAUSED THIS MESS IS GOING TO- Yor: It was me... Loid: ... Is going to be forgiven because everyone deserves a second chance.

[philosoforger]

[unhappy-sometimes]

comic suggestion! Loid tries to teach Yor how to crack an egg. He wears safety goggles. A whole carton of eggs later, she succeeds without smashing the egg to smithereens. Heheh I am frying eggs right now

eggs

i took some creative liberties. always nice to see you in my inbox, cantarteincminor!

new artstyle who dis? jk im just doing this crazy thing where i spend more than twenty seconds on a panel. crazy, right?

[volno-pesh]

Engineer: I wish I didn't know my dad too...

Scout: what-

Engineer: What.

The original incorrect quote was about relationship but I changed it (I read it wrong first few times-) to fit that family

[naarinn]

Processing

[thirdlotusprince3]

Loid: When I see initials carved into a tree with a heart I think it’s so romantic. Two lovers on a date... one of them carrying a knife for some reason.

Yor: *Proceeds to hide her knife*

[calistyksart]

Based on this post by @foxtamer113

Btw I love sxf incorrect quotes lol!

[skully-and-co]

Yor : *treating Anya's wound*

Yor : You know, Anya, my mother once taught me to kiss a wound so it will heal faster ^^

Loid : /overhears/

Loid :

Loid : Frankie.

Loid : I want you to punch me in the face. As hard as you can.

Frankie : Say no more, bish.

[foxtamer113]

Loid: I don't need to go to bed. I'm not tired, I'll be fine.

Yor: But, darling, I'll be so lonely without you. Come curl up in my arms so I can feel whole again.

Loid: O-oh. Well... Wait. Are you trying to seduce me into healthy sleeping patterns??

Yor: Is it working?

[ap-kinda-lit]

Yor: I had to go to the school today to see Anya’s teacher because it seems like she hasn't turned in any of her math homework for the past two weeks.

Loid: I see, and how did she explain this?

Yor: Well, she’s had a lot of extra responsibility around here since you died.

Loid: Did I suffer?

Yor: No. Sniper. Clean shot.

[rosa-lilisrandomness]

Yor: Loid is too tall for me to kiss him on the lips, what should I do? Sharon: Tackle him. Millie: Punch him. Camilla: Dump him. Yuri: Divorce him. Loid: No to all of those!! Just ask me to lean down!

[philosoforger]

[queer-cartoons-quotes]

Damian: I'm asking permission to marry your daughter.

Loyd: What is this, the dark ages?

Loyd: You know what? Since you’ve asked, no you can’t. Beat me in a duel first.

[gameguy20100]

Enemy spy: Looks like its over for you Twilight.

Loid: *cough* Please, I have a wife.

ES: Do I look like I give a shit?

Loid: *smirk* That wasn't a plead. It was a warning.

Yor: *tears the man apart with her bare hands.*

[fattuccini-afraido]

*at a zoo*

Anya: what are they in for?

Loid: Anya, this isn't prison.

Anya: So they can leave?

Loid: No, but-

Anya, pointing at a meerkat: I bet that one murdered someone.