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i kno i know ppl liking other people's posts is normal and also im delusional as fuck BUT
lewis you will be in italia next year you could do the funniest shit ever (God please let them meet next year idc if it's separate JUST LET THEM MEET ITALIA WOULD COMBUST)
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i know love exists.
it exists in my pets, it exists in my friends.
it exists in the tree in my front yard.
it exists in the paint on my jeans and it exists in my glitchy xbox from 2016
it exists in my phone and exists on every surface i can see
love can exist anywhere you just need to know what to look for.
love is that flower your mom bought for you
love is that show you watch every night
love can be big like a home
love can be small like burns on a old pan
love exists in someone you care about
love exists all around us even if we dont love it back
you are loved.
#spouting shit#silly goofy mood#writers of tumblr#creative writing#you are loved#comfort#hug#self positivity#positivity#is this poetry?#poetry
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guys, alex krycek is the Most Character of All Time
he's a bright young fbi agent. just kidding, he's secretly working for the shadow government syndicate. the syndicate hates him. so does everyone else. he killed mulder's father. he's a great assassin. he and his accomplice killed scully's sister on accident. he's a terrible assassin. he survived a car bombing. the bomb was put in the car to kill him specifically bc he's so bad at his job. he cannot have a single interaction with mulder that is not intensely homoerotic. mulder once beat the shit out of him in a chinese airport and then the wife of a french diver gave him the black oil virus in the bathroom. like that's not even a euphemism for anything, that's literally what happens. he's working for the syndicate again. he purges the black oil violently from his face and then gets abandoned behind a door underground. he is no longer working for the syndicate. he once beat the shit out of skinner in a stairwell. in retaliation, skinner later shirtlessly beats the shit out of him and handcuffs him to his balcony where he almost dies. it is just as homoerotic as it sounds. his parents were cold war immigrants and he's fluent in russian. we only learn this right before mulder is going to abandon him handcuffed to a car to go to russia. he and mulder go to russia. bad things are happening, but they're in it together. just kidding, krycek is working for the russian government. just kidding, now he is being held prone on the ground while people saw his left arm off. now he has a prosthetic arm. he's working for the russian government. he and marita are enemies. he and marita are fucking. it's probable that krycek doesn't know how to have relationships that aren't both erotic and filled with hate. he's on mulder's team now, he even kissed him about it. just kidding, he's working for the syndicate again. he has a remote that controls nanobots(???) inside skinner's body, allowing him to harm and/or kill him at will. it is just as homoerotic as it sounds. it's all going to hell and the only person he's going to save is himself. he helps get nearly the entire syndicate slaughtered. he throws cigarette smoking man down a flight of stairs to his death. he's a great assassin. he can save mulder's life. he's not going to save mulder's life. scully's child cannot be born. he will help them get her somewhere safe so the child can be born. he's going to take mulder's life. skinner takes his life instead. now he's a ghost. his ghost is on mulder's side. the cigarette smoking man outlives him. he's a terrible assassin
#light and love of my life#what a wonderful piece of shit ❤️#alex krycek#txf#the x-files#diz spouts conspiracies
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Mike "if a hot man told me to reconsider my morals i would do it" wheeler
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Will "why did you skip our beloved friend's basketball game for a senior's dnd game" byers
bonus:
#byler#stranger things#mike wheeler#st mike wheeler#mike wheeler stranger things#st mike#will byers#st will#stranger things fanart#byler fanart#first one was a request btw#gayer things amiright#love the pattern in my art featuring mike spouting random out of pocket gay shit and will being so confused
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#with will looking like that I'd spout some stream of consciousness shit like that too#hannibal shitpost#hannibal speak your mind its okay this is a safe space#hannigram#murder husbands#hannibal#nbc hannibal
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In addition to my last post, I would like to add that I wish people would stop trying to make Izuku and Bakugou's canon relationship this super special intricate bond that we couldn't possibly comprehend because we don't understand their characters.
Because it isn't. Bakugou doesn't understand Izuku better than anyone else, he literally (CANONICALLY) spent a decade misinterpreting his intentions. Bakugou doesn't know what's best for Izuku, every time he "helped," he didn't actually help he either did nothing or made things worse (Blackwhip). Bakugou doesn't have Izuku's best interests at heart, he used a moment that was meant to help Izuku to redeem himself when it wasn't about him.
Even at the point where Bakugou is supposed to be redeemed, he still perpetuates his role as an abuser. The relationship is still catered to him and his feelings and what he wants. And as a result, Izuku is cast aside almost entirely.
So no, their relationship isn't this deep bond of mutual understanding and trust. It's a toxic, co-dependent relationship that caters to the abuser while constantly stripping the victim of his autonomy
#anti bakugou katsuki#anti bakudeku#anti bakugou stans#anti bakudeku shippers#izuku deserves better#stop spouting this shit and then claiming to be an izuku fan#you don't like izuku you like that he makes bakugou look better#if izuku ever showed actual anger towards bakugou you'd change your tune real quick
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love the fact that out of all our regular cast members cherry ‘cup of tea’ sunday is the only one who might even have an inkling that there’s something up with mrs flood
#doctor who#spoilers#do you think she’ll ever mention the weird shit she was spouting?#or will cherry just chalk it up to regular end of the world fuckery
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Character question! TWST is an isekai, right? What was Tia doing before she got zapped into the setting?
If TWST is not an isekai and I'm mistaken, just ignore me 😂
TWST IS AN ISEKAI SO YOU’RE RIGHT, DW. It’s pretty much baked in that the viewer makes up who the MC is (not everyone does, but, I do) 🩷 Sry it took a minute (WEEKS) to answer. I was drawing things. Sometimes I don’t think I articulate with words well enough to explain myself nor to retain attention. I did not proofread and the text got wonky so excuse that.
Now what was Tia doing before being forced into the setting 🪷
Prior to being whisked into Twisted Wonderland, Tia was a normal person from New Orleans, yay! She lived with her **grandmama (but she doesn’t like being called that, she ain’t OLD m’kay?) and older brother (Not appearing in the following images.)
There’s a bit more background but I’ll stick with the most recent and basic stuff.
At the end of her school year, Tia got accepted into some kind of once in a lifetime apprenticeship program, where she and 4 other selected people, will shadow a world-famous chef in New York City. During the summer, she’s been cooking, reading, and doing part-time jobs nonstop in excess-preparation.
She was intending on transferring to a new school and live with her great aunt in NYC (grandmama’s sister), graduate, then get started in her career climbing up the ladder and eventually be able accomplish a long term dream of hers— opening her own restaurant.
Though, obviously, Tia has issues with being so laser focused on her goal she tends to neglect everything else in life. Like, y’know. Having friends, having fun, literally doing ANYTHING outside of working. Let alone sort out her own feelings or heck, even consider if this is truly something she wants to do. She’s pretty much convinced herself into it, and for the past year in particular she’s been more engrossed than ever.
Either way, things were going swimmingly by her standards. Tia was just SO CLOSE to getting a foot in the door and everything was about to go right for her— Almost there, even. Two weeks until she flies to NYC to start her new life and really get her dreams started!!
Well.
Till the black carraige showed up. Shit.
[EVENT NOT DEPICTED]
**EDIT as of Nov. 2024: Revising Tia’s Grandmomma to being her Aunt.
#cozy ask#ALWAYS WANTED TO SPOUT THIS!!!#tho answering this made me overhaul her old pre-twst life#so if anyone saw the old stuff it is no longer valid.#also this is less complicated.#DOES SHE HAVE DEAD PARENTS? But of COURSE! its not an MC in an isekai without it!!#Tia Dumarais#twstposting#sorry the speaking is shit i literally forgot all the good ways of wording by the time i reached the end lol
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no fucking way im just seeing this mercedes/lewis bringing rosquez 2gether 😭😭😭
Two greats of their sport pay tribute to the new six-time @/F1 Champion 🏆👏 @/ValeYellow46 @/marcmarquez93 #ATeamComeTrue @/MotoGP
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#lewis hamilton#sir lewis hamilton#sir lewis ham#LH44#valentino rossi#VR46#marc marquez#marc márquez#MM93#motogp#f1#formula 1#formula one#motorsports#rosquez#4693#let's see what will 2025 brings us#spouting shit
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Nesta and Tamlin being like the only reasonable characters in acotar yet also the most hated is so funny. They have the most nuance and in my humble opinion actual character yet they are heavily boiled down to being… mean. like thats all they get.
They dont fall for the night courts bullshit and get fucking crucified by the majority fandom for it. They have negative emotions that effect Feyfey and rice and tamlin and nesta are EVIL for it. Im sorry to break it to all yall feysanders but the whole world doesnt revolve around those mfs and character (and real people) are allowed to dislike and not agree with them💀💀 especially when they are FUCKING HYPOCRITES AND SUCK🗣️🗣️
#acotar#tamlin#pro tamlin#a court of thorns and roses#sarah j maas#rhysand#feyre#sjm#anti rhysand#pro nesta#acomaf#acowar#acosf#while we are at it FUCK CASSIAN#mf has no spine and is so far up rhysands own ass his head is coming out of rhys mouth and spouting the same bs#sorry guys i like characters that do some bad shit but APOLOGIZE FOR IT AND ACKNOWLEDGE IT#instead of oo i was just acting haha lol#dont ask about those kids that got murdered#or rhysand sa feyre#shhhhh#anti feysand#honestly in anti feyre after acomaf#yall call tamlin the tool when really she is#i miss my mortal girl yall done fucked her up
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sometimes pro endos and anti endos should just. chill. interact. don't limit yourself to only interacting with people with morals that are 100% the same as yours. everyone's all "no one is perfect" until the imperfection is that they don't agree with you on something. like no actually flaws aren't just skills people aren't good at, they're also moral things
tl;dr just chatting with people who disagree with you is ok and not everything is about syscourse
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#sorry anon have to disagree#we as a system refuse to talk to people who actively deny the existence and experiences of others who dont fall into their view of them#if an anti-endo talks shit about mixed origin systems we wont bother talking to them#our spouse is mixed origin and at that point they're insulting someone close to us#so no as a pro-endo system i refuse to speak with anyone who invalidates and fakeclaims anyone who doesnt fit their narrow views#on who is a system or not#if i meet an anti-endo in real life and they spout of nonsense we will walk away from them#like you act as if this is easy to do#its not and will not be because anti-endos are directly hating others for existing#nope sorry cant see this ever happening#makes me think you're secretly an anti-endo because you left out how they are hateful to others they don't agree with#just look at their hateful ass tags#like “endos fuck off” “endos not for you” “endos aren't real”#also this post is not an ok for anti-endos to start spamming asks because we will delete them#so yeah no not happening#endo friendly#plural community#pluralgang#plurality#pluralpunk#pro endo#mixed origin system#traumaendo#endogenic safe#syscourse
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begging more people with media literacy to write yttd fanfics
#atticus spouting shit#your turn to die#yttd#yes I’d like keishin to fuck nasty but they should fuck nasty IN CHARACTER#(this isn’t even about keishin i actually prefer gen yttd fics with found family#but that’s just a good example lmao)
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Bruno the type of mf who has no damn clue on how to let someone know he’s interested in them because he never got to experience those interpersonal connections at a young age so he will literally just buy them the most unnecessary expensive shit, thinking like hey I’m gonna send them those unnecessarily gigantic bouquets of flowers at their workplace for everyone to see and make it such an awkward experience because surely that’s a good way to go at it. Or inviting them to the most bougie ass restaurant but just sipping water because they have no idea how to have a normal conversation that doesn’t involve talking about mafia shit but hey at least there’s someone playing a piano here then realizing he’s just so out of touch with civilian living and dread sets in and shit, I feel awful? Lemme buy my significant other a thousand dollars worth of shit cus I’m terrified of them leaving my criminal ass
#jjba part 5#bruno bucciarati#golden wind#he’s an inexperienced adult and will fucking lose his shit outside mafia rules#im spouting and probably making some drafts in the future#maybe bruabba maybe bruno x reader?#bruabba#bruno bucciarati x reader
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“Jason becomes the joker!” Lazy, boring, unimaginative, pedestrian, uninspired, predictable, cheap….shall I keep going
#like I’m sorry u ppl r getting PAID to write actual slop like the same loser boring shit ppl have been spouting for years ….#’what if….jason became the joker! 🤯’ ur like 40 years old and think this predictable ass and untrue ass story line works…..
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Queers supporting palestine are so stupid I can’t-
ur so fucking thick. ur brave enough to spout how ignorant you are yet you came into my asks anonymously. get ur head out of is*rel's ass. muppet
anyways I've been reposting some important things regarding ways you can help the people of palestine on my acc, give it a look! if you can't donate, make sure to share <3
(edit : I've made a post for compiling links to help palestine, here it is)
#you guys are so far up israels ass that you can do nothing but spout their shit#imagine coming to an irish woman and telling her to support colonisers#the ignorance#the gall#saoirse don phalaistín#palestine#queers for palestine#free palestine#fuck israel
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when i see yt americans tell black and brown americans to vote for biden bc “trump will be worse” or “trump is extreme right”, i roll my eyes bc where on the political spectrum does joe biden, who is financing and supporting multiple genocides as well as restricting the human rights of MILLIONS of people, fall? yt ppl think that bc he tweets abt roe v wade (which he could’ve codified but didn’t btw) that that makes him left wing
#yt self proclaimed liberals piss me off so bad#yt ppl just generally be pissing me off but GOD#like i’ve made my peace with yt conservatives and right wingers#but it’s the damn liberals that throw me#bc for all the shit you spout#you are so damn useless#thinking abt how genocide joe’s speech at the church where 9 black ppl were killed#his speech was interrupted by pro palestine activists asking how many kids he has allowed to die in gaza#and these DUMB bitches were like 4 more years!!!#do you know how fucking sick you have to be#ym saying trump will be worse when him and biden have the same damn stance on palestine#and then trying to suppress the valid concerns of black and brown ppl#yeah fuck you guys
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