#spouting shit

[pinkypyrexred]

this is now my job

[uchihanobourei]

memes from the past (most of them are funnier in my head anyway)

[haruu-luv]

i know love exists.

it exists in my pets, it exists in my friends.

it exists in the tree in my front yard.

it exists in the paint on my jeans and it exists in my glitchy xbox from 2016

it exists in my phone and exists on every surface i can see

love can exist anywhere you just need to know what to look for.

love is that flower your mom bought for you

love is that show you watch every night

love can be big like a home

love can be small like burns on a old pan

love exists in someone you care about

love exists all around us even if we dont love it back

you are loved.

[koi-the-immortal]

once again back to spout nonsense to my nonexistent followers. Todays topic…religiously based words and curses.

So as any normal human has you have said by god, oh god, for the love of god, basically lots of stuff involving the being that so far controls maybe most of the population while other gods get theirs.

And if you think about it…this is all learned behavior. Your parents have said it or you’ve heard it said but other people.

SO with that being said…how does one counter this if you refuse said god…sure you can say by the stars or for the love of rocks or some stupid thing like that but your brain will always auto correct on moments of subconsciousness. So how does one truly counter it…who knows.

Thank you for watching my words for today see you next…few unknown weeks days months

[audiiperson]

You know you've found one of your people when they use empty sauce and pickle jars to drink out of even when they have perfectly usable cups available

[phantominzie]

EVERYONE.

DONT FORGET TO LOOK UP #cutewinterboots ON TIKTOK! THERE'LL BE SOME BIG BITS OF ICE ON THE ROADS FOR QUITE SOME TIME, SO BE SURE TO INVEST IN SOME CUTE WINTER BOOTS.

That is all, y'all have a good one and stay safe during all this ICE!

edit: fascists, racists, nazi's, homophobe/transphobes, and trump dick riders can politely fuck off on this post. I'm tired of dealing with y'all, stop trying to be edgy in the comments of this post, I will just block you so piss off.

[xf-cases-solved]

guys, alex krycek is the Most Character of All Time

he's a bright young fbi agent. just kidding, he's secretly working for the shadow government syndicate. the syndicate hates him. so does everyone else. he killed mulder's father. he's a great assassin. he and his accomplice killed scully's sister on accident. he's a terrible assassin. he survived a car bombing. the bomb was put in the car to kill him specifically bc he's so bad at his job. he cannot have a single interaction with mulder that is not intensely homoerotic. mulder once beat the shit out of him in a chinese airport and then the wife of a french diver gave him the black oil virus in the bathroom. like that's not even a euphemism for anything, that's literally what happens. he's working for the syndicate again. he purges the black oil violently from his face and then gets abandoned behind a door underground. he is no longer working for the syndicate. he once beat the shit out of skinner in a stairwell. in retaliation, skinner later shirtlessly beats the shit out of him and handcuffs him to his balcony where he almost dies. it is just as homoerotic as it sounds. his parents were cold war immigrants and he's fluent in russian. we only learn this right before mulder is going to abandon him handcuffed to a car to go to russia. he and mulder go to russia. bad things are happening, but they're in it together. just kidding, krycek is working for the russian government. just kidding, now he is being held prone on the ground while people saw his left arm off. now he has a prosthetic arm. he's working for the russian government. he and marita are enemies. he and marita are fucking. it's probable that krycek doesn't know how to have relationships that aren't both erotic and filled with hate. he's on mulder's team now, he even kissed him about it. just kidding, he's working for the syndicate again. he has a remote that controls nanobots(???) inside skinner's body, allowing him to harm and/or kill him at will. it is just as homoerotic as it sounds. it's all going to hell and the only person he's going to save is himself. he helps get nearly the entire syndicate slaughtered. he throws cigarette smoking man down a flight of stairs to his death. he's a great assassin. he can save mulder's life. he's not going to save mulder's life. scully's child cannot be born. he will help them get her somewhere safe so the child can be born. he's going to take mulder's life. skinner takes his life instead. now he's a ghost. his ghost is on mulder's side. the cigarette smoking man outlives him. he's a terrible assassin

[wu-does-art]

Mike "if a hot man told me to reconsider my morals i would do it" wheeler

Vs.

Will "why did you skip our beloved friend's basketball game for a senior's dnd game" byers

bonus:

[willgraham-manwhore]

[pinkypyrexred]

back to my roots (making memes)

[uchihanobourei]

hanrobi hebihana memes while I procrastinate to write my hanrobi fic

links: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5

[khaire-traveler]

It can be extremely difficult to take constructive criticism, but it's imperative that you work on making yourself a safe person to criticize. People need to know that if they come to you with constructive criticism, you're not gonna explode on them with volatility or start shitting on yourself (which puts them in the uncomfortable position of then having to comfort you). If you act like that, then it's going to be incredibly difficult to maintain healthy relationships of any kind. Communication is key; constructive criticism is part of communication. Be open to the idea that you can be wrong and have things you need to work on, or that you can be wrong and not be the worst person on the planet.

[sapphic-agent]

In addition to my last post, I would like to add that I wish people would stop trying to make Izuku and Bakugou's canon relationship this super special intricate bond that we couldn't possibly comprehend because we don't understand their characters.

Because it isn't. Bakugou doesn't understand Izuku better than anyone else, he literally (CANONICALLY) spent a decade misinterpreting his intentions. Bakugou doesn't know what's best for Izuku, every time he "helped," he didn't actually help he either did nothing or made things worse (Blackwhip). Bakugou doesn't have Izuku's best interests at heart, he used a moment that was meant to help Izuku to redeem himself when it wasn't about him.

Even at the point where Bakugou is supposed to be redeemed, he still perpetuates his role as an abuser. The relationship is still catered to him and his feelings and what he wants. And as a result, Izuku is cast aside almost entirely.

So no, their relationship isn't this deep bond of mutual understanding and trust. It's a toxic, co-dependent relationship that caters to the abuser while constantly stripping the victim of his autonomy

[buildoblivion]

love the fact that out of all our regular cast members cherry ‘cup of tea’ sunday is the only one who might even have an inkling that there’s something up with mrs flood

[cozymochi]

Character question! TWST is an isekai, right? What was Tia doing before she got zapped into the setting?

If TWST is not an isekai and I'm mistaken, just ignore me 😂

TWST IS AN ISEKAI SO YOU’RE RIGHT, DW. It’s pretty much baked in that the viewer makes up who the MC is (not everyone does, but, I do) 🩷 Sry it took a minute (WEEKS) to answer. I was drawing things. Sometimes I don’t think I articulate with words well enough to explain myself nor to retain attention. I did not proofread and the text got wonky so excuse that.

Now what was Tia doing before being forced into the setting 🪷

Prior to being whisked into Twisted Wonderland, Tia was a normal person from New Orleans, yay! She lived with her **grandmama (but she doesn’t like being called that, she ain’t OLD m’kay?) and older brother (Not appearing in the following images.)

There’s a bit more background but I’ll stick with the most recent and basic stuff.

At the end of her school year, Tia got accepted into some kind of once in a lifetime apprenticeship program, where she and 4 other selected people, will shadow a world-famous chef in New York City. During the summer, she’s been cooking, reading, and doing part-time jobs nonstop in excess-preparation.

She was intending on transferring to a new school and live with her great aunt in NYC (grandmama’s sister), graduate, then get started in her career climbing up the ladder and eventually be able accomplish a long term dream of hers— opening her own restaurant.

Though, obviously, Tia has issues with being so laser focused on her goal she tends to neglect everything else in life. Like, y’know. Having friends, having fun, literally doing ANYTHING outside of working. Let alone sort out her own feelings or heck, even consider if this is truly something she wants to do. She’s pretty much convinced herself into it, and for the past year in particular she’s been more engrossed than ever.

Either way, things were going swimmingly by her standards. Tia was just SO CLOSE to getting a foot in the door and everything was about to go right for her— Almost there, even. Two weeks until she flies to NYC to start her new life and really get her dreams started!!

Well.

Till the black carraige showed up. Shit.

[EVENT NOT DEPICTED]

**EDIT as of Nov. 2024: Revising Tia’s Grandmomma to being her Aunt.

[defiledtomb]

WE'RE GONNA BE OKAY!!!!