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my AU Damian where he just has cool healing powers
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batboyss (i know i didnt add others im doing them next dw dw)
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don't call tim a faggot to his face, you shocked him out of his cryptid stance :/
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Another ridiculously funny thing in the OracleFam is like... Genuinely the existence of the kids who all kinda dysfunctionally form a pseudo family and listen to Barbara as she sorta raises them but not. Like, imagine you're Jim Gordon. Your beautiful daughter that's biologically your niece but by god she's YOUR daughter and you love her so decides that she's gonna use her intelligence and skills and experience as a borderline A-Lister to lead superhero teams and play support for anyone who needs it, primarily your vigilante friend Batman.
Then one day, you visit your incredible daughter who always thinks things out and is careful... And bam. There's just this unexplained little girl who doesn't talk. Apparently your daughter is looking after a traumatized assassin child now. Do you now have a daughter in law? It's complicated because your daughter and your vigilante bestie somehow managed to start acting like they divorced and have split custody over this kid, despite them never even liking eachother. Great.
Then you visit again. The girl your daughter is looking after has a best friend sleeping over. You're sure you won't see her around to to much right?
Then you visit again, the blond girl your kinda grand daughter is best friends with is there again. Your daughter corrects you, *there still. You aren't sure where the kid sleeps because there's only two bedrooms; but apparently she just stays over often.
You visit five more times, see this "Stephanie" with "Cass" everytime. You ask if they're dating. They aren't. You ask if Steph is another Cass situation. She's not.
Then Stephanie dies.
Then Stephanie comes back to life.
Then Cass dies.
Then Cass comes back to life.
They go straight back to being inseparable. Your daughter tells you they hallucinate each other when separated for too long.
Then you visit again and HOLY FUCK IS THAT A DE-AGED VERSION OF YOUR DAUGHTER WALKING- nope she's just looking after another kid Barbara's looking after. Apparently this one was actually an orphan this time. ... ... ... "This time?"
Oh and the whole time this takes place while your daughter is suspiciously single but surrounded by a whole team of beautiful women, a few of whom she's incredibly close with. Also Barbara splits custody with this newest one, "Charlie" with some of these ladies, tho she does most of the... Whatever she's doing. But she doesn't seem to have the divorced-without-dating dynamic she has with Batman so ¯\_(⊙_ʖ⊙)_/¯
Oh and your daughter's ex seemingly just hates the first daughter. Fascinating.
You still, after YEARS of Cassandra and Stephanie never being far apart, don't know if they're dating or not. Surely they are, right? But no announcement or revelation comes forth, and your daughter still says they aren't.
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its his destiny
So I'm feeling a type of way two much time with my dysfunction family (fucking holidays) So if we were to do a Jason Todd should Robin die vote who would you vote off the island? This is not meant seriously I love all these charcter. No fighting people but I have always wondered if the same thing happened today what the Answer would be. The reason can be as Petty as you want also if you want put the reason why.
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So I'm feeling a type of way two much time with my dysfunction family (fucking holidays) So if we were to do a Jason Todd should Robin die vote who would you vote off the island? This is not meant seriously I love all these charcter. No fighting people but I have always wondered if the same thing happened today what the Answer would be. The reason can be as Petty as you want also if you want put the reason why.
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shirt that says 'i went to dave and busters and all i got was cards, and a gambling addiction'
#dc injustice#injustice arcade#gambling#arcade typical gambling#silly goofy mood#dc#dc card#card game
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The romantic attraction leaving my body when I realize that it wasn't a crush, I was just lonely and didn't know what love was
Edit: This got like 50 notes in a day, are y'all okay?
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I love my brothers
Also the the batfam would do this
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I’m a skater boy Tim drake enthusiast…what can I say, it’s iconic!
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DAMIAN (and alfred the cat) AS PERRY IS FUCKING KILLING ME
Phineas and Ferb AU
Tim and Cass as Phineas and Ferb
Jason as Doofenshmirtz
Alfred the Cat + Damian as Perry
Dick as Candace
Steph and Duke as Buford and Baljeet (respectively)
Babs as the General guy
Bruce and Alfred as the Parents
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Tim: has the obsessive need to study all of his romantic partners as if they are specimens in a lab. He wants to know everything about these fuckers. Good things bad things, everything. He wants to tie them to a table, take blood tests, check family heritage and medical histories.
Kon and Bernard: have never had someone actually want to find out things about them and entirely believe that Tim’s stalker ish tendencies are really romantic. Are both entirely desensitised to being strapped down and stabbed.
I was gonna write Kon and Berns getting like, ptsd from all the sciency/experimentation stuff. But I thought them just not giving a fuck would be funnier
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*Robin stopping yj right inside of Gotham’s borders and not letting them into the rest of the city*
Cassie: “wait why can’t we go into gotham anymore!?”
Robin: “i- eh.. the meta rule!”
Bart: “we’ve been in gotham before, and you were the one to sneak us in! That is not a good excuse”
Anita: “yeahhh what’s the real reason?”
Robin: “well um. You guys have seen my face…”
Kon: “so what Rob? It’s not like the second we go into the city we’re gonna run into a giant billboard with your face and secret identity plastered on it!!!”
Robin glancing behind them:
Robin: “………..”
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Superman: It seems Impulse has become a villain recently.
Batman: *Grunt of Acknowledgement*
Superman: And Superboy has joined him.
Batman: That’s a shame.
Superman: Red Robin is their Leader.
Batman: *With the fear of god* We should surrender now.
Superman: Agreed.
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