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Jason's little thumbs up, I'm crying.

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needed to draw kori and this is what came from it

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I headcannon Bruce is horrible at giving bad news so he makes people guess what it is, which makes it a thousand times worse yet comical.

For example:

Bruce : Guess what

Jason: what

Bruce: No you have to guess

Jason: ? Idk

Bruce: Tim is in the hospital

Jason:

Bruce:

Jason: why would you make me guess that,

what happened?

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Bruce: pressing foot into pedal of the Batmobile

Bruce: hums to self, turns toward Dick “Hey, guess what?”

Dick: smiles “What?”

Bruce: “Guess.”

Dick: confused “I… I don’t know, what is it?”

Bruce: “The brakes don’t work.”

Dick: stares in horror

Bruce: casually “Yeah, Harley probably cut them.”

Dick: flips out “WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU MAKE ME GUESS THAT?!”

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Feel free to add on

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I get why people are so upset over DC acting like Roy and Jason have been best friends since forever while ignoring the fact that Dick was friends with Roy first but like omg its so funny. Cuz its so realistic, do you know how many friends i 'stole' from my older sister growing up? I think its just a younger sibling thing to become friends with your siblings friends and then to become inseparable.

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[Dick and Jason, sitting in an interrogation room at the GCPD after getting arrested for one of Jason plans that did not pan out]

Jason: Don't say a word.

Dick: ...

Dick: Fergalicious

Jason: I SAID NO WORDS!

Dick: Oh, I see how it works.

Dick: Two weeks ago, we're playing Scrabble, 'it's not a word.'

Dick: Now suddenly it's a word because it's convenient for you.

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[Description: Video without audio. Stephanie Brown as the Spoiler from the knees up, pulling off her full face mask to reveal a head of long curly hair, that she blows out of her face before saying "Whoo!", and Tim Drake as Robin, wrapped in his cape, hair standing up, saying "Wha-", then tilting his head and narrowing his eyes to continue "Literally, how?"]

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Tim: *draped over Jason’s couch, deeply depressed*

Jason, awkwardly: Would you, uh, like a gun? That always seems to help me…

Tim, wailing: You want to turn me into Gun Batman???

Jason: Gun… what?

Tim: I thought I could trust you!

Jason: In retrospect I’m sure you can see where you went wrong there.

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Do you think Ra’s just sort of assumes Tim’s going to be immortal? Like he’s casually discussing his plans for 300 years from now and says “and then Timothy will - “ and Talia gently asks “You, er, do remember that Timothy is human, correct?” and Ra’s blinks at her in genuine confusion because “Of course he is, that’s what the Lazarus Pits are for??” like it doesn’t even occur to him that Tim won’t eventually come around to the glowing green side (even if half of his 300-year plans do allow for Tim still not being on his side) (the 400-year plans do not tho)

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Listen, I love timbern because Tim Drake is Robin and he's so smart and fights bad guys and just in general is a very epic person with great detective skills - but then he's the biggest softie for some blonde dorky conspiracy theorist guy.

Like yeah he could date people like Superboy or other metahumans or heroes but instead he's down bad for Bernard Dowd, seemingly regular civilian who no longer has a sense of self preservation and is a silly weirdo.

Bernard is mad at Tim one day because he prepared a very nice lunch for Tim to eat at work but Tim overworked himself and forgot to eat the whole day (which Bear understands but this has happened multiple times and he wants Tim to remember to take care of himself) and as Bernard is all frowny and obviously unhappy with him, Tim Drake looks at him like this:

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I think most of Tim's injuries aren't from patrol, they're from trying to skateboard on Gotham’s atrocious pavements with the cape, no helmet, and the distraction of multiple people talking through his ear piece.

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I need a fanfiction of Tim Drake being basically Nicole from Class of 09. Jason never died so he never became Robin, he stayed a really pretty kid alone in a big house. He had no one to teach him morals or told him that something he’s doing is wrong (One of the things that can develop ASPD is inconsistent parenting and neglect!) + he’s awfully pretty so he suffered from grown adults trying to make moves on him since he was little.

The drugs and the suicide attempts are just plus!

He also is Duke’s and Stephanie’s classmate! So they see that kid who lives next door and is kind of an asshole and always ends up in the progress of someone’s death and decide to investigate him.

Neglect, multiple medical emergencies for suicide attempts, moving very often bc of his parents business (Even if they just stayed a couple of days before leaving him alone again) and the kid has started 10 lawsuits against pedophile teachers and ended up winning.

They decided to adopt him even if they had to drag him kicking and screaming.

Tim swears to god that if that family of furries is trying to kidnap him he’s gonna kill himself. He isn’t pathetic enough to put on a suit.

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Can we please stop with the angsty everyone hates me Tim Drake stuff??

Tim is only fun as a dorky loser with the smartest mouth you’ve ever had to hear

Tim ‘damn sucks what happened to that not dick grayson Robin imagine getting blown up that’s so cringe fail lol couldn’t be me im just better ig?’ Drake.

Tim ‘it doesn’t count as cheating if I date one girl as Robin and one as Tim’ Drake?

Tim ‘me and my friends accidentally killed Santa and instead of telling anyone we all just work together to deliver Christmas gifts around the world so that no one notices’ Drake.

Tim ‘my parents love me and are busy Drake which means I must break into Dick Graysons and Kori Anders apartment bc I am a nepo baby who doesn’t need to make money and have nothing better to do that stalk people’ Drake

Tim skater boy Drake

Tim who definitely tells people he listens to indie music and pulls up arctic monkeys while actually listening to indie music he’s just doing this bc it makes purists cringe.

Dick and Tim are brothers and love each other (and yeah even though the Morrison run and Red Robin and spyral happened they still do)

Tim and Damian have a way better relationship now than when Damian was 10

Tim and Jason have the vibe that someone made Jason apologize for titans tower and Tim got so embarrassed cuz like tell me not everyone thinks the loser Robin beat him up that badly?? Like tossed him around sure, won…sure but it wasn’t that uneven? Right?

People would notice if Tim went missing the last time he was left alone unsupervised he lost a spleen and had a weird relationship with Ras al ghul. Also… they’re bats… they track everything??? They track the gram weight to the last digit of their protein powders in their heads.

Brother had one (1) angst arc. Okay

It’s done

Can we go back to slay fun Tim?? Plz

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Do you think he sleeps like a duck

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“Tim,” Bruce says, staring fixedly at a smudge on the wall. “Would you care to explain to me why the Justice League has received a notice of public indecency charges for two affiliated superheroes.”

Tim gazes intently at a piece of lint on the ceiling. “I would not.”

“Tim.”

“I would assume,” Tim tells the lint, “that the Hall of Justice was the most accessible address, as they didn’t know how to send the notice to the heroes in question directly.”

“Tim.”

“…and potentially, the heroes were twenty feet above the ground at the time of the incident and did not realize they were visible to any other parties, such as, for example, possibly, a cop.”

“I see,” Bruce answers the smudge solemnly. “Perhaps,” he says, “the heroes in question could exercise higher situational awareness in future.”

“Perhaps.”

“And perhaps,” Bruce’s voice cracks as he addresses the smudge, “they should review protocol seventeen-dash-two-five, on the health considerations in human-Kryptonian relations, and - “ he pauses and looks almost appealingly at the smudge, as though hoping it will give him permission to exit the conversation - “and protocol twenty-three-dash-four, on the health considerations and safety concerns of aerial relations.”

Tim makes a small noise in his throat. “Perhaps,” he says, “they have already reviewed these, but were under psychological duress at the time and failed to properly implement all relevant procedures.”

“I assume they will do so in any subsequent similar scenarios.”

“Most definitely,” Tim tells the lint fervently.

“Right,” Bruce says to the smudge. “Good talk.”

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I’ve been giggling for 10 minutes over the idea of Tim and Connor getting into a petty argument and starting the most insane internet beef in the world🤣🤣🤣🤣

Why is it so amusing??😭😭😭

Every chronically online Gothamite and Metropolisian starts making edits of their little response videos😭😭

It only ends when it starts to affect Damian and Jon

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Collected the whole set

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