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Happy birthday Ruruka <3

As always, remember that hating on mean fictional women these days is cringe :)

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Also! Also! I learned why the game is called Dramatical Murder!

You see, it's called that because the villain is like "Aoba, I'm about to kill everyone's free will with my multiple out there methods of brainwashing...making this Murder one that's like super dramatic!"

That's why! It's a Dramatical Murder because he's a rich guy who's gonna kill everyone's free will because he's, like, super bored and stuff and you know, YOLO.

Okay, I finally finished Dramatical Murder! And I learned two very important things:

-Aoba is everyone and everyone is Aoba. And he'll still probably sleep with them.

-Sei, Aoba's twin brother, created God herself: Hatsune Miku.

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Okay, I finally finished Dramatical Murder! And I learned two very important things:

-Aoba is everyone and everyone is Aoba. And he'll still probably sleep with them.

-Sei, Aoba's twin brother, created God herself: Hatsune Miku.

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Dramatical Murder or as I call it: Gay Digimon With Mind Break Battles and Anal Sex On The Side.

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I've been sad for a while, so I'm a little quiet.

However I just want to say that when I figure out how to make a video essay about how fucking ridiculous and brilliant Dramatical Murder is as a game, it's over for everyone.

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I'm playing Mink's route in DMMD now and I think a fun drinking game would be to drink every time the writing mentions Mink's hulking, massive frame of big man flesh.

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Dramatical Murder//Recode are so fucking funny as games because of all the mood whiplash, but the endings especially.

Like the endings give guro and non-con stuff like this...

And then cap off with some of the hottest musical bangers for a visual novel that I'm just like

How can I be sad and angsty when the bad ending music slaps so fucking hard?

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Spotting A Killer (Silly, small Akudama Drive VN)

Hey there! After fiddling around with the file for a while, I have finally uploaded the Swindler X Cutthroat visual novel joke I made last Halloween up to Itch.io. It's up there as a browser game and anyone can play it if they so choose. There's a true spicy ending and a joke ending, so I hope you enjoy.

It's also NSFW, so don't click unless you wanna see Cutthroat's dick.

THE GAME

Ya know... this one...

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Guess who finished Clear's route (both good and bad)? Thanks for playing with me, @thesweetmacaron !

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Side note, Aoba should get one of these baby leash things for Noiz since every time he blinks, Noiz wanders off like a goddamn toddler.

Okay, so I'm playing the Noiz route on DMMD and here's what I've learned about Noiz so far:

-He's not Koujaku so this is especially hard for me. Just saying.

-I didn't get a good look, but he probably has a really flat ass compared to Aoba.

-He doesn't know what food is outside of pasta and pizza.

-Will give Aoba a fun handjob if Aoba fixes his booboos

-He's really lucky Virus and Trip dress worse than him

-Slutttttttttt. But in all seriousness, I'm glad Noiz has his dick pierced too. I would've thought he was a poser if he didn't.

-Noiz probably could pass for Ryuuhou if he took his cap off... which may half explain why Koujaku doesn't like him.

-He probably needs a hug or two, but he went for a handjob instead. I can see his emotional core is very intact.

-I laughed hard at how he popped Aoba's takoyaki in his mouth like a goldfish. Cuteeee.

Anyways, that's what I've learned about Noiz. What a guy!

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Okay, so I'm playing the Noiz route on DMMD and here's what I've learned about Noiz so far:

-He's not Koujaku so this is especially hard for me. Just saying.

-I didn't get a good look, but he probably has a really flat ass compared to Aoba.

-He doesn't know what food is outside of pasta and pizza.

-Will give Aoba a fun handjob if Aoba fixes his booboos

-He's really lucky Virus and Trip dress worse than him

-Slutttttttttt. But in all seriousness, I'm glad Noiz has his dick pierced too. I would've thought he was a poser if he didn't.

-Noiz probably could pass for Ryuuhou if he took his cap off... which may half explain why Koujaku doesn't like him.

-He probably needs a hug or two, but he went for a handjob instead. I can see his emotional core is very intact.

-I laughed hard at how he popped Aoba's takoyaki in his mouth like a goldfish. Cuteeee.

Anyways, that's what I've learned about Noiz. What a guy!

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Fair enough, I can see how the strategy element might be off putting, but I get the feeling that that’ll just be one piece of the larger game.

The part that’s really fascinating me is the whole, “100 endings” gimmick they plan to go for.

That means that playthroughs are either going to be DRS levels of short or this game is gonna be the size of Baldur’s Gate 3.

Really hoping it’s the latter.

Looks like the game is on steam so more than likely, I will be playing the thing.

I really do hope this bodes well for TOOKYO studio. From what I heard, they took out a loan from this game and it's led to bankruptcy for the company before a partnership.

That said, the trailer looks sick and I'm not over how the main cutie looks like a baby Yomi Hellsmile... so that's in my head now.

Yup, I'm fucking excited!!! New weirdos! New despair! Let's go!!!

(Side note: Hope his bestie who looks deadsies in the trailer turns out to be evil or part of the invaders. I would love that for her)

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You planning to check out that 100 Line: Last Defense Academy game coming out in April?

It seems to carry the same kinda heart as Danganronpa so I’m excited.

My favorite is the crazy looking one that feels like a Junko X Ibuki Lovechild.

Oh is there more info out about that now? I'm excited but I'm also weirdly a bit hesitant since I'm not a big strategy game player. It's cool that it's coming out in April though!

I'll definitely be there to cheer on whatever story Kodaka has cooked up.

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What do I try to learn Pixel Art for? Chiaki Nanami, of course.

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Sayaka has a knife. Look at her go. Getting stuff done.

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It takes me everything I have inside my soul to keep from writing some big essay gushing about how GOOD the color language of Danganronpa and it's character designs are.

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I can

How strange. My friend said my blog was like banned instantly a minute ago and they can't see me. Hmm...