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You know you've found one of your people when they use empty sauce and pickle jars to drink out of even when they have perfectly usable cups available

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Okay, so I am in the process of writing a fanfic that takes place in an AU that Harry Potter had a younger cousin that gets accepted into hogwarts. I have a lot of ideas for this AU and Harry's relationship with said younger cousin. However, this is going to my first time actually writing fanfic and posting it so I am in need of some help and maybe some guidence as well. Is there any advice anyone is willing to give me? Even more so, is anyone willing to help me write it or at least be a beta reader? I have absolutely no clue how to go about any of this.

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I'll tell ya something, I fucking HATE slinky's. MY BIGGEST ENEMY. I HATE THE WAY THEY ARE SHAPED. I HATE THE WAY THEY SOUND. I HATE THE WAY THEY MOVE. I HATE THE WAY THEY GET TANGLED SO FUCKING EASILY. fuck slinky's.

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"this ship sucks." "that ship is gross!"

Maybe they are.

But you can PRY my fics about them out of my COLD DEAD HANDS. Some fics are just masterpieces no matter the ships in them.

Leave me alone ಠ⁠︵⁠ಠ

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Bill in billford feels like old-timey country music and Bill in billdip feels like P!ATD

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Just remember that there are checks and balances written into the constitution to prevent the president from getting too much power. He cannot just have a law be put into place because he wants it to. It needs to go through the house and Senate first. As they are the ones that are purely responsible for putting laws into place. The presidency has limitations to what it can do and can't do as well. If anything is unconstitutional it could be brought to the attention of the supreme court, as it is their job to identify the unconstitutional and to define the constiution. I doubt they will let him get rid of democracy, as it would also take away their power as well. Trump cannot make us a dictatorship without severe backlash from the other braches of the government because of the checks and balances system of the government. So that means that this will be his last term. He cannot run for or be elected for president again. The 2 term limit may be a tradition, but it was also made law after Roosevelt's presidency I believe? During the 2nd World War. But the 2 term limit is something that's been around since Washington so he cannot change such a long going tradition/law neither. Also keep in mind that Project 2025 is essentially a wishlist. The entire thing will not immediately put into place the second Trump's in office because from a legal stand point, he cannot bypass Congress to pass a law. Passing laws falls only to Congress. However, he can veto laws they want to put into place, but there is also a way for them to override his veto. Anyways, I just wanted to point out these things. Some may be a bit off or wrong and I apologize for any inaccuracies! I just wanted to share what I knew about the process of government and things that I thought people should know.

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You know that feeling when you want to disappear forever but still have goals you want to achieve?

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As Nagisa Shiota once said, "Stop it, Professer Bitch! I can't breathe through your enormous ta-tas!"

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So the password to Ford's laptop is an 8-letter word.

I propose that the password is "billford"

Like what if Ford set it in some crazy delusion like a schoolgirl in the beginning?🤔

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YALLLL-

I GOT THE BOOK OF BILL YESTERDAY HE'S MOTHERFUCKING HAUNTING MEEEE

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different from my usual content but here is my beautiful Mama!

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Dude Wendy was such a jerk for taking advantage of Mabel in "Boss Mabel"😭😭

And I love that despite having a crush on Wendy, Dipper encouraged Mabel to do what she had to do to keep Soos and Wendy in line.

I know it probably isn't that serious but I find it sweet.

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Why the hell is Vrepit Sal in the debrief meeting before they leave for earth in season 8??😭

Doesn't he just own a restaurant?

...

Maybe he became a warlord in the three years they were missing??🤔

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Now, there are two possibilities on who drew this.

The most likely one; Lance's niece or nephew drew this for her. Fucking adorable.

The more funny one; Lance drew this. Which could also be likely.

Which do you think?? 🤔

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Sometimes when I'm having trouble thinking up scenarios and little drabbles for fanfics I like to throw in a small child and imagine how the plot would change with their presence alone and how characters would react and what their relationship with them would be.

Sometimes I also kill them off or put them through severe pain.

Yes, I do mean a child younger than 12.

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ok I love the nb and aroace pidge headcanons, theyre wonderful but I also wany to enjoy fics exploring pidge and her feminity:((

plss🙏

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I was just bored and was rewatching it. Then I remembered the countless things fans say and set the record straight😭😭

So I've been rewatching Voltron (which, yes, is very odd. VLD in 2024?? "audi why are you torturing yourself?" I don't know.) and I noticed that they'd been hinting at a closer relationship between Allura and Lance since late season 5 at the earliest. Which I found odd because I always hear fans claiming that the ship came out of nowhere and that Klance made more sense. Which I can understand. Keith and Lance had a lot of chemistry, but so did Lance and Allura. And I realized that the fandom made it seem as if it was so out of nowhere and bizarre.

I don't really have a direction for this post but I wanted to make it known and put it out there.