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if i had to explain what tumblr is like i’d only show this
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Rocky Horror is turning 50 next month and people still act like being gay was invented by Ellen in 1997
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Tiny animals
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Once again walking through a dark whispering forest with my neck exposed and Victorian gown flowing mysteriously in the wind
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HEY LOUIS UR PUPILS ARE DILATING????
#no need to read his thoughts they're plastered all over his face#go get your blonde man he's all yours#loustat#iwtv#iwtv gifs
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ashamed to admit to being a frutiger aero anti but no... no now I get it....
whatever spells of hope and love for life they laced into the 3DS internet music has me fucked up beyond saving
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whatever spells of hope and love for life they laced into the 3DS internet music has me fucked up beyond saving
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TV show: This is a TV show called Shits&Farts. It is about shits, & farts. The main characters are two men named Shit, & Fart. They tell shit & fart jokes to each other for the whole twenty-minute runtime.
at least one person you follow on tumblr, instantly: omfg im WITHERING from last nights ep….. the dynamic between shit & fart is so fucking tense and erotic……im still fucking sobbing i hate my sweet babies….. why do they treat each other like this im fucking BATHING IN ACID….. its so good…….. im EMBALMING MYSELF and then DESECRATING MY OWN CORPSE…..
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april fools in a few weeks. who will ask me to be their fool
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if I meet u at a party I will often hand you my phone and say something like "this is a list of names for girls. please read through and then add one." the list is special because you can only add to it in person; I won't add something that you tell me about over text. however, I think it's okay for me to share it here. without further ado, I present: girl names (names for girls)
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YOU - "Hey, Kim?"
KIM KITSURAGI - "Yes, detective?"
YOU - "Have you ever kissed a guy?"
KIM KITSURAGI - "Well, sure."
KIM KITSURAGI - He then fails to elaborate.
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(#  ̄0 ̄) . . . R4ND0M GRAPH1CS !!?
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sooooo
can you tell which one of us is Hikaru?
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