alice 🫀🇭🇺 // she/he // adult // eating leaves and bark mmm tastey // happily takes doodle reqs!
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(repeated like a mantra while rubbing my temples) i will stay silly and not allow the world to make me bitter and cruel. i will stay silly and not allow the world to make me bitter and cruel. i wi
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(repeated like a mantra while rubbing my temples) i will stay silly and not allow the world to make me bitter and cruel. i will stay silly and not allow the world to make me bitter and cruel. i wi
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where's the mitski quote. where's the goddamn mitski quote.
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everytime i see your url i always confuse you with willlgrahamscock somehow plsshdfhsdfjh
the whore/ cock au of garfield: tale of two kitties has just taken its first breath
#this might be a sign to change my user (lifts eyebrow inquisitively)#possible shipname the whore's cock? open to workshopping
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African elephant calves vs Asian elephant calves
#trying to emotionally recover from a coworker sending me this and saying “me and u”#assigned coughing beast with terrible haunted eyes
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I will never not be thinking about him (the little crying Castiel printed on chocolate I was gifted at GCC)
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#manifesting for you worst enemy to get crazy diarrhea#fart spell#crazy spells#witchcraft#and also spells
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plans
fuck nasty
get blood drained
die
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guy who watches looney tunes and gets scared and goes "what the fuck that's so messed up"
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ahehehehe!! Weeeeeeeeee!!! ^w^ *holding your hand and skipping with you as we are hunted for sport*
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i just watched the lighthouse for the first time why did y'all lie to me he did NOT fuck that old man
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vampire will 🧛♂️🧛♂️🧛♂️
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theres a lot of fucked up emojis in my work slack but this might be the worst one
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Ah fuck printed another mads mikkelsen waiting for his pizza to heat up
Yeeees I'll be using my printer for printing ,,, important docuemnts and ,, scanning important documents
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Yeeees I'll be using my printer for printing ,,, important docuemnts and ,, scanning important documents
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