alice 🫀🇭🇺 // she/he // adult // eating leaves and bark mmm tastey // happily takes doodle reqs!
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you can make it all go away
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IF SEBULBA JERKED YOU OFF WOULD IT BE A "HAND JOB" OR A "FOOT JOB"
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Dante and Virgil (detail) — 1850 oil on canvas William-Adolphe Bouguereau
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happy comic day here's mine
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you: wait, babe… we can’t fuck yet… you aren’t wearing protection…
your vampire lover: protection? what do you mean prote- oh ok so fuck you first of all
you, holding these:
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The new season is going great
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I reblogged this before knowing that Mouthwashing was a game my apologies for making the tags all about fresh minty breath
bunch of tiny mouthwashing banners! Wanted to put them on my site ^^
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fuck you (runs your cast iron pan through a dishwasher cycle)
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there will never be another headline that comes close to comparing with this
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Wearing last night's makeup because we are very Chic, not "dirty" or "doesn't want to wash face again for the 500th time"
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every time i see someone call kirk and spock the oldest ship, i'm filled with the urge to go "hmm actually the holmes and watson girlies have been here for a hundred years now", and i refrain because i know the natural conclusion of this game is gilgamesh and enkidu
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#all the people that were like “projecting my cramps onto Jayce” a week ago... How does it feel to truly win?
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the way his voice got so gravelly- put me in restraints before i do something crazy
#affection is a load-bearing word#arcane jesus doesnt know whats good for him#jayvik#arcane#arcane s2
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congrats on his transition
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#give jayce some naprogesic STAT#or a gay kissy from viktor im not picky#arcane#jayce#period cramps#arcane meme
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