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markscherz · 2 years ago
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I have question, do you have a least favorite frog?
Yeah, Pepe.
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katsinspats · 3 months ago
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I think my copy of the game is broken they've been doing this for 30 minutes
Crop of the Biolizard edit I did bc it makes me laugh:
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xshinina · 2 years ago
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*Married life playing in the background
This idea was probably funnier in my head
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astrolavas · 11 months ago
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thinking about hunter's childhood in the emperor's coven
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witchkittymeow · 26 days ago
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quick Abayomi while i finish this other piece im doing
[ID: art of Abayomi from Drawtectives, standing behind the bar and looking to the side with a slight smirk. End ID.]
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tonycries · 3 months ago
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Nanami uses-his-technique-the-way-it-shouldn't-be-used Kento, actually doesn't even have to use his cursed technique to hit at all your sweetest spots. He just knows you that well that you're cockdrunkenly starting to wonder that it has to be some sort of special jujutsu?
It has to be the work of not just him and his ruthless hips. Swiping his fat cock down all your sensitive spots like he'd mapped them out for ages before, crashing into them over and over so hard that you wonder whether it's bruising.
It has to be, right?
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imaginaryprotagonist · 5 months ago
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We as a society do not pop off enough about young Jackles playing a dude in a throuple with the original Dr Sexy, Mr Patrick Dempsey himself. Whose name in the movie is Cass! I mean, come on!
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seawitchkaraoke · 3 months ago
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never gonna get tired of Aabria and Brennan playing dnd together, they know each other so well, they are so fun, they're clearly having so much fun ''does Evan have a grenade??'' ''idk will you let me? :)'', ''you know what I'm gonna ask'' ''yeah I throw myself in front of Sam, absolutely'', ''I'll give it to you, if you detach your shadow'' ''.....(pause, clearly aware that with Aabria as a dm, this will have Consequences) yeah I do it, I want to get all of them'', ''is my shadow back with us?'' ''no :)'' ''okay. (concerning)''
And that's just this episode, but there's so many little moments in all of their campaigns that really read as ''I will fuck you up <3'' ''I know and I am walking into it with open eyes <3'' from both of them, never hold any punches, because they know the other one doesn't want them to, just. Inflicting emotional damage on each other for funsies is a love language I guess?
It's beautiful
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introspectivememories · 3 months ago
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im sorry but i choose to believe that tim drake is the most insufferable "my man, my man, my man" girl about bear. he does not shut up about him. steph is cooking smth in the kitchen? oh my man can do that. bear cooks really well. dick triaging some poor victim on an emergency site? oh my man is really good at that. mhmm, bear is on his way to becoming a paramedic. damian building something? oh my man is really good with power tools. have you ever seen him build ikea? it takes him less than an hour. for our anniversary, he built me a coffee table. mhmm isn't he amazing? yeah my man did that. yeah my man, mhmm that's my ma-
#and on and on and on#like it never fucking stops#jason gets a tattoo? tim manifests in the tattoo parlor to talk about his man's tattoos#'yeah they're sooo gorgeous! he has a grasshopper over his heart cause that's what he calls me! yeah that's like his little nickname for me#'and there's two cardinals in flight on his forearms! isn't that sooo cute!!! he says he's keeping me with him!!!'#and like everyone thought is was cute at first bc like first gay relationship!!! let tim gush about his boyfriend!!!#but then it like quickly and i mean quickly became annoying#like dick puts on his police uniform and tim immediately is like 'have you seen my man in his paramedic uniform? dont his biceps#look so good in it? and he's providing service for those in need without being a pig! isn't my man so great!'#and dick just has to sit there with his eye twitching bc the last time he tried to defend his police job the whole family laughed so hard#they almost cried.#also i hope you know that all of tim's lines are said in a valley girl accent. with the tone of a woman who is so fucking annoying about#her man. like he's the kinda guy at sunday brunch 2 mimosas deep trying to one up bart on like who has the better bf#spoiler alert bart wins only for the sole fact that he's not annoying about kon the way tim is about bear#meanwhile the rest of the group is creating enough of a ruckus that they're like 2 seconds away from getting kicked out of dennys#and while i would like to say that bear knows about this i just think that he has such hearteyes for tim that it completely flies over his#head. like he sees tim and he turns into a fucking idiot. he's putting in the saline line wrong he's doing chest compressions on a guy#who is perfectly fine. he's letting the steak burn on the stove#so theyre like both fucking useless together. and i think that's love.#bernard dowd#tim drake#timbern#timber
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happi-dreams · 25 days ago
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I watched electric dreams finally !!!!!
It’s so good and odd but ohshdkebdkwbdhmehdh EDGARRR !!! EDGAR I LOVE YOUU !!!!!! ! ! ! ! YOU DESERVE BETTER !!!!!
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When I saw the ending I SOBBED what the HELL,,,,,
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janitorjuliann · 2 months ago
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alex rider is kind of the best tv adaption ever made, not bc its incredibly faithful but bc it has the strength of conviction to look at the books and say "actually half this shit kinda sucks lmao." it doesnt mock the books, but it also doesnt waste time with references to appease fans. it just confidently tells its own story, and is therefore 1000x better than any strict 1:1 adaption could be
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kimbapisnotsushi · 2 years ago
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also i'm VERY impressed with how much suzume adapted modern technology to move the story along. everyone's synchronized earthquake alerts. the maps app to show just how far suzume went (and hence how far she was willing to go to follow her heart). following daijin through people's social media posts. suzume's one resource that allowed her to safely run away being her smartphone. it was all so clever and brilliant and it's the proof everyone needs that you CAN properly integrate modern tech with fantasy and magic so if i ever hear shit about it again i WILL be fighting people thank you that is all!!
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marvelsmostwanted · 13 hours ago
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Clearly some of you did not do your pre-election Project 2025 bedtime reading
…because while reading through all of the executive orders Trump issued on Day 1, I was like ah yes, the anti-trans policy from page 331 - just what the Heritage Foundation ordered! It’s not good that this is the plan they’re following, but if we don’t want to be blindsided by the policies they’re about to try to implement, at least we have the ability to anticipate what’s coming next. Keep your enemies closer and all that. And turns out your enemies conveniently outlined their cartoonishly evil plans in one handy PDF!
I honestly do recommend skimming this for a glimpse into the mindset that just entered the White House. (Brace yourself. It’s not great.)
https://static.project2025.org/2025_MandateForLeadership_FULL.pdf
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shoku-and-awe · 4 months ago
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Since one of his parents is a Mainer, the world was waiting with bated breath to see his reaction to One Fresh Blueberry
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pycth · 8 months ago
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You’re telling me my man is BRITISH?
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smnthwrd · 7 months ago
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colin is quite knowledgeable about a womans first time so either he was out there deflowering or he was asking questions and learning about the general experience of sex as a woman
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