#spiders george

[user-without-a-cool-acronym]

"first student always turns evil" actually statistical error. Most people's first students turn out completely fine. Spinjitzu Georg and his family are statistical outliers and should not have been counted

[felixcloud6288]

One of my professors decided to stress the importance of research and citing sources when doing research by constantly asking why something was true. At one point, they asked why is the human genome 3 billion base pairs long. Is it possible we have more or less and than that and the people tested were just statistical outliers, and I just...

"'average person's genome is 3 billion base-pairs long' factoid actually just statistical error. average person's genome is 5 base-pairs long. Slime Georg, who has assimilated genetic matter since time immemorial and who's genome sequence is 2.4 x 10^19 base-pairs long, is an outlier and should not have been counted."

[fave-fight]

ROUND 2, MATCH 18

NO MAGIC, POWERS, WEAPONS, OR ADDITIONAL HELP FROM OTHERS

Spiders Georg:

““Average person is good at fighting” factoid is actualy a statistical error. Spiders Georg, who wins over 1000000 battles a day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted”

“Please it would be funny”

Domovoi Butler:

“Extremely strong, fought a troll”

“Homeboy went toe to toe with a troll.  The Artemis Fowl books are just Butler kicking so much ass, normally ass which has more high-tech gear than him, but he just outplays and outperforms them all anyway.  With his Sig Sauer and brute strength, he can beat many a foe. ”

“He's canonically extremely highly trained in a variety of forms of combat”

[bunsterkeaton]

"Chiharu-kacho, I'm getting paid overtime for this, right ?" "Sorry-can't hear you!"

[whydidisavethistomyphone]

How many followers does Elon Musk have?

The average number of followers an Elon Musk follower has on twitter is 187, however this is a statistical error as most Elon Musk followers have no followers of their own.

This is caused by Musk follower George who is accidentally followed by everyone on twitter and should not have been counted.

[sammybloo]

“average person ends up in 3 comedic hijinks a year" factoid actualy just statistical error. Seinfeld Georg,

[warmchrysanthemum]

Date: 2013 01 13

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

[shinseifer]

"average cat owner spends 3 years in prison" factoid actualy just statistical error. average owner spends 0 years in prison. Miette's mother, who kicked her body like the football and went to jail for One Thousand Years is an outlier adn should not have been counted

[demonboyhalo]

"average person sees 3 spiders a year" factoid is a statistical error. Sephora Georg, who attracts 3 million horny spiders with the spider sex lotion, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

[dystopiansocietystraw]

when i tell you i had an aneurysm

[silentstaresfanficandfanart]

i misread the very first section of this as "spiders dream" but like, in a sort of "spider man- no . spiders man. spiders george- wait NO-" and wound up with the final, and worst conclusion spiders dream like. as in that minecraft dude. *sigh*

think it's a deep consolation to know that spiders dream, that monkeys tease predators, that dolphins have accents, that lions can be scared silly by a lone mongoose, that otters hold hands, and ants bury their dead. that there isn't their life and our life. nor your life and my life. that it's just one teetering and endless thread and all of us, all of us, are entangled w it as deep as entanglement goes. v neat i think.

[guardianspirits13]

i thought of this at 3am and its canon now

[alienbycomics]

In Full Swing: A comic about Spider-Gwen’s past inspired by Across the Spider Verse 🏳️‍⚧️ (⚠️Spoilers!⚠️)

[aaahhhhh-a-docuseries]

average person experiences one horror a year" factoid actualy just statistical error. average person experiences 0 horror per year. Watcher John, who lives in archive & experiences over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted